Adult DVD Talkers have reviewed 7 John Christopher porn movies.
Reviews of John Christopher Movies (7)
(3.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Joey Silvera, Eric Edwards, Samantha Fox, Arcadia Lake, R. Bolla, Billy the Kid, Sweet Polly
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: John Christopher
Release date: 10/20/2009
Previews: Previews
Pussycat Ranch review summaries:
fu_q's
Cheated by an unscrupulous, lustful banker and about to lose their ranch, what's a hard workin' (...and harder fuckin'...) country family to do? Well, if you're Molly Malone and her girls (Samantha Fox, Heather Young, and Daisey Mae), you strike up a partnership with Billy the Kid (Eric Edwards), start up a brothel, and get down to the lucrative business of boinking. Such is the case in "Pussycat Ranch", an overall-good, 1978 release from director John Christopher and Cal Vista. [read the full review]
review from 2/23/2018:
Cheated by an unscrupulous, lustful banker and about to lose their ranch, what's a hard workin' (...and harder fuckin'...) country family to do? Well, if you're Molly Malone and her girls (Samantha Fox, Heather Young, and Daisey Mae), you strike up a partnership with Billy the Kid (Eric Edwards), start up a brothel, and get down to the lucrative business of boinking. Such is the case in "Pussycat Ranch", an overall-good, 1978 release from director John Christopher and Cal Vista. [read the full review]
T0MBOne's
VCX has re-released PUSSYCAT RANCH (1978) as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2009. Here is a review. [read the full review]
review from 11/24/2009:
VCX has re-released PUSSYCAT RANCH (1978) as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2009. Here is a review. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Joey Silvera, Samantha Fox, Roger Caine, Paula Morton, Colleen Anderson
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: John Christopher
Release date: 10/9/2009
Previews: Previews
Swedish Sorority Girls review summaries:
T0MBOne's
VCX has re-released SWEDISH SORORITY GIRLS (1978) as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2009. [read the full review]
review from 10/20/2009:
VCX has re-released SWEDISH SORORITY GIRLS (1978) as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2009. [read the full review]
Rosco Fuji's
The cover slick for Swedish Sorority Girls says “Shot on film by legendary directory John Christopher and digitally remastered by the VCX restoration lab, Swedish Sorority Girls lives up to its title. [read the full review]
review from 10/5/2009:
The cover slick for Swedish Sorority Girls says “Shot on film by legendary directory John Christopher and digitally remastered by the VCX restoration lab, Swedish Sorority Girls lives up to its title. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Sharon Mitchell, Bobby Astyr, David Christopher, Pepe, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, Paula Morton, Susaye London, Bobby Niles, Marcia Minor, Jacqueline Martin
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: John Christopher, Jack Bravman
Release date: 3/24/2009
French Teen review summaries:
fu_q's
It's all about naughty nookie and horny hijinks when two young ladies, Sharon Mitchell and Susaye London, decide that they need a break from the city and opt to rent a party home out in the 'burbs. Of course, the two nubiles always find themselves short of cash, as women of their age are wont to do, and they soon discover that the best form of payment for just about anything (...including the rental...) is ass. Fortunately for all involved, this suits the girls just fine, and they happily make good on their payments. Such is the case in "French Teen", an overall-good, 1977 release from Cal Vista and director John Christopher. [read the full review]
review from 2/7/2016:
It's all about naughty nookie and horny hijinks when two young ladies, Sharon Mitchell and Susaye London, decide that they need a break from the city and opt to rent a party home out in the 'burbs. Of course, the two nubiles always find themselves short of cash, as women of their age are wont to do, and they soon discover that the best form of payment for just about anything (...including the rental...) is ass. Fortunately for all involved, this suits the girls just fine, and they happily make good on their payments. Such is the case in "French Teen", an overall-good, 1977 release from Cal Vista and director John Christopher. [read the full review]
T0MBOne's
VCX has re-released FRENCH-TEEN (1977) as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs which debuted in 2008. [read the full review]
review from 5/9/2009:
VCX has re-released FRENCH-TEEN (1977) as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs which debuted in 2008. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Joey Silvera, Samantha Fox, David Christopher, Vee, Clea Carson, Erica Havens, Paula Morton, Colleen Anderson
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: John Christopher
Release date: 3/24/2009
Previews: Previews
Here Comes the Bride (Cal Vista Classics) review summaries:
T0MBOne's
VCX has re-released John Christopher's HERE COMES THE BRIDE (1978, Metro) as part of its digitally remastered Cal Vista Classic series, which debuted in 2008. The picture quality of this 73 minute standard frame presentation looks great and it sounds fine. [read the full review]
review from 4/15/2009:
VCX has re-released John Christopher's HERE COMES THE BRIDE (1978, Metro) as part of its digitally remastered Cal Vista Classic series, which debuted in 2008. The picture quality of this 73 minute standard frame presentation looks great and it sounds fine. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Holmes, Samantha Fox, Bobby Astyr, Rikki O'Neal, Herschel Savage, Carter Stevens, Brenda Lockwood, Eve Summers, Rod Hudd, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Golden Age Media
Directed by: John Christopher
Release date: 1/1/2009
Car Lot Girls review summaries:
Flash's
Despite the presence of an excellent cast and what could have been an interesting plot line, Car Lot Girls is a disappointing attempt at a feature adult film that in reality is more of a wall-to-wall sex film than a feature. Golden Age Media has done a lackluster job with their DVD release of Car Lot Girls with a video sourced transfer and problems with the audio. [read the full review]
review from 3/15/2018:
Despite the presence of an excellent cast and what could have been an interesting plot line, Car Lot Girls is a disappointing attempt at a feature adult film that in reality is more of a wall-to-wall sex film than a feature. Golden Age Media has done a lackluster job with their DVD release of Car Lot Girls with a video sourced transfer and problems with the audio. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: David Morris, Eric Ryan, George Payne, Scorpio, Ed Wiley, John Kovacs, Roy Garrett, Ryder Jones, David Ruby, Bobbie Burns, Giuseppe Welch, Adam De Haven, Charlotte Leigh, Jeffery Scott, Jerome C. Fox, Fred Gormley, David Hadley, David O'Chela, John Cannon, Greg Monroe, Tom Trent, Mitchell Flynn, Timothy Michaels, Richard Cox, Ken Ramsaver, Robert Jones, Gus Monte, Tommy Hawke, Kenneth Carstein, Jerry Purpura, Justin Savage, Chuck Roebuck, Phil Phillips
Studio: Bijou
Directed by: John Christopher
Release date: 6/4/2006
Centurians of Rome review summaries:
Flash's
Centurians of Rome has an interesting history behind the film and a decent historic feel to the film however, in the end it still feels like an average adult film. While work clearly went into some aspects of the film, others appear to have been not too well thought through and the plot is minimal. Bijou has done an acceptable job with this release. The transfer was mastered from a print but there were some issues with the new transfer. [read the full review]
review from 6/10/2016:
Centurians of Rome has an interesting history behind the film and a decent historic feel to the film however, in the end it still feels like an average adult film. While work clearly went into some aspects of the film, others appear to have been not too well thought through and the plot is minimal. Bijou has done an acceptable job with this release. The transfer was mastered from a print but there were some issues with the new transfer. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sharon Kane, Veronica Hart, Tara Aire, Shauna Grant, Michael Knight [I] (classic), Ron Hunter, Tish Ambrose, Michael Bruce, Dick Howard, Athena Star, Kitty Kat, Dan Stephens, Steve Catania, Pat Finnegan, Penelope Steele, Boomer Tibbs, Ashley Moore [II] (male)
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: John Christopher, Jack Bravman
Release date: 1/2/2005
Private School Girl (Caballero) review summaries:
Rick L. Blalock's
In the film, PRIVATE SCHOOLGIRLS from 1983, Caroline Lamont(Shauna Grant) is a teenage Nymph, whose promiscuity is so bad, that she has attended a total of 7 different schools in the last 4 years alone. Following the most latest incident, as she is caught by the school's Principal, Mr. Treetops(J. Boomer Tibbs) having sex with a boy in the boy's bathroom, Caroline's mother sees that it is time for a change of scenery for her, when she ships Caroline to the Mrs. Marmastein School for Girls. Caroline's mother favors the school. It's overseen by a strict German in Mrs. Marmastein(Margaret Smith), and so she believes that it may just be the fit that Caroline needs, in order to shape up. However, unbeknown to her, is the fact that the girls at the school, are already a little frisky in their own right - and it is Caroline's arrival that gives them an extra spark. [read the full review]
review from 2/22/2017:
In the film, PRIVATE SCHOOLGIRLS from 1983, Caroline Lamont(Shauna Grant) is a teenage Nymph, whose promiscuity is so bad, that she has attended a total of 7 different schools in the last 4 years alone. Following the most latest incident, as she is caught by the school's Principal, Mr. Treetops(J. Boomer Tibbs) having sex with a boy in the boy's bathroom, Caroline's mother sees that it is time for a change of scenery for her, when she ships Caroline to the Mrs. Marmastein School for Girls. Caroline's mother favors the school. It's overseen by a strict German in Mrs. Marmastein(Margaret Smith), and so she believes that it may just be the fit that Caroline needs, in order to shape up. However, unbeknown to her, is the fact that the girls at the school, are already a little frisky in their own right - and it is Caroline's arrival that gives them an extra spark. [read the full review]