French Teen Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  5/9/2009

Do any of you remember the children's book GO DOG GO? A bunch of dogs of different colors drive around, meet other dogs, then get together for a big pooch party on top of a tree. Well, that pretty much descibes J. Angel Martines' 56 minute FRENCH-TEEN (1977) with two sweet sixteens, Bebe (Sharon Mitchell) and Roo (Susaye London) meeting some folks and inviting them to their orgy party. VCX has re-released FRENCH-TEEN as part of its Cal Vista Classic DVD series and it's a well-done little xxx film.

Bebe and Roo are driving out to the country for the weekend when car trouble lands their VW at a service station. The mechanics are all too happy to look under their hood and the gals quickly end up fucking the mechanics inside some cars. It's a well/lit scene with silly disco music. Trippy lighting during the blow jobs are a plus---!!! 1/2

Awaiting their arrival at an ugly brown house with red shutters, a real estate agent, Mr. Rogers (Bobby Astyr) and the house boy (Pepe)forgive Bebe and Roo's tardiness when the girls let them fuck them; Bebe takes Mr. Rogers upstairs while the house boy in platformed tennis shoes fucks Roo on the couch in the living room. Another solid scene with couples fucking intercut---!!!

The hungry girls order for pizza delivery but won't pay the inflated $16 dollar pizza price. So, Tony the pizza guy (David Christopher, later known as Pussy Man) accepts a blow job as payment. Meanwhile, the house boy watches and jerks off near by. "I'm stuffed" says one of the girls to conclude another solid scene---!! 1/2

The following day, the orgy party gets going around 9:45 pm with the mechanics bringing their girlfriends so that one couple can fuck on the couch and the other couple can fuck at the foot of the couch. Meanwhile, in the foreground, Mr. Rogers, the house boy and the pizza guy fuck the girls on the floor. Mr. Roger's horny wife (Paula Morton) shows up and fucks the pizza delivery guy while Mr. Rogers watches. It's another well-photographed sex-scene with wacky music accompanying the natural sounds of the performers. This 18 minute scene is about one third of the entire running time of FRENCH TEEN---!!!

So, this brief little xxx movie, FRENCH TEEN (1977, VCX Re-release-2008) is another gem from director J. Angel Martine, who also directed THE HONEY DRIPPERS. (click on T0MBOne above for a review) This flick has some terrific xxx action plus a wonderful performance by the gorgeous Susaye London. Forget about the DVD packaging, which promises some sort of French thing but instead delivers "a continous party for the entire weekend." Final rating for FRENCH TEEN is !!! outa !!!!!

Extras include Bonus Scenes and Trailers from other titles in the VCX Cal Vista Classic DVD series plus a brief Photo Gallery.