Reviews of Francois Papillon Movies with Trailers (6)
(3.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Mai Lin, Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, Eric Edwards, Billy Dee, Jerry Butler, Lili Marlene, Francois Papillon, Taija Rae, Patti Cakes
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Bob Vosse
Release date: 3/24/2009
Previews: Previews
Rock Hard (Cal Vista) review summaries:
GGG's
Classic 80s feature about a heavy metal" group, The Sextelettes, who seduce their way to the top of music industry food chain in an effort to get the elusive "airplay" for their video, "Hotter Than Hot." Sounds too good to be true, and it would be if it weren't for some fun performances, a truly bizarre sex scene with Patti Cakes, and a kick-ass song. [read the full review]
review from 10/15/2009:
Classic 80s feature about a heavy metal" group, The Sextelettes, who seduce their way to the top of music industry food chain in an effort to get the elusive "airplay" for their video, "Hotter Than Hot." Sounds too good to be true, and it would be if it weren't for some fun performances, a truly bizarre sex scene with Patti Cakes, and a kick-ass song. [read the full review]
The D-Man's
You know, even with a steady stream of gonzo flicks, I think that there's always room in for some old-school porn. Of course, to me, old-school means mid-1980 and before. One film I remember seeing on VHS years ago was Rock Hard, with Taija Rae as Adonna, leader of the Sexelettes (with the sexy and legendary Nina Hartley as Cindi and Patti Cakes as Ultra-Box). As you can guess, these ladies will do anything and anyone (DJ's, managers, etc.) to get to the top. [read the full review]
review from 8/17/2009:
You know, even with a steady stream of gonzo flicks, I think that there's always room in for some old-school porn. Of course, to me, old-school means mid-1980 and before. One film I remember seeing on VHS years ago was Rock Hard, with Taija Rae as Adonna, leader of the Sexelettes (with the sexy and legendary Nina Hartley as Cindi and Patti Cakes as Ultra-Box). As you can guess, these ladies will do anything and anyone (DJ's, managers, etc.) to get to the top. [read the full review]
Rosco Fuji's
Rock Hard is a mid 80’s romp that revolves around the rock band, The Sexolettes and their quest to make it big in the video rock world. [read the full review]
review from 8/17/2009:
Rock Hard is a mid 80’s romp that revolves around the rock band, The Sexolettes and their quest to make it big in the video rock world. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steve Drake, Julie, Tracey Adams, Jeff Scott, Jeannie Pepper, Jerry Butler, William Margold, Johnny Nineteen, Francois Papillon, Tish Ambrose, Jason Brooks, Bambi Allen, Breezy Lane, Wayne Stevens, Micala Davidson
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Damon Christian
Release date: 4/17/2008
Previews: Previews
69 Minutes: Evening News 1 review summaries:
fu_q's
"Peace through giving a piece" is the theme for this week's hard-hitting episode of "69 Minutes: Evening News", featuring the sarcastic (...though horny...) news anchor, the lovely Tracey Adams, as she delves into the possibility of achieving world peace through increased sexual contact. Of course, this fine, stereotype-filled piece of investigative journalism finds her interviewing a variety of characters from all corners of the globe, from Cold War ambassadors to Middle Eastern dictators to French sexual athletes and so on and so forth. Needless to say, all of these world figures have at least one thing in common: They like fucking as much as Tracey does. Such is the case in this fun, tongue-in-cheek, 1986 parody of the popular, mainstream news show, "60 Minutes", by director Damon Christian and GVC. [read the full review]
review from 1/17/2017:
"Peace through giving a piece" is the theme for this week's hard-hitting episode of "69 Minutes: Evening News", featuring the sarcastic (...though horny...) news anchor, the lovely Tracey Adams, as she delves into the possibility of achieving world peace through increased sexual contact. Of course, this fine, stereotype-filled piece of investigative journalism finds her interviewing a variety of characters from all corners of the globe, from Cold War ambassadors to Middle Eastern dictators to French sexual athletes and so on and so forth. Needless to say, all of these world figures have at least one thing in common: They like fucking as much as Tracey does. Such is the case in this fun, tongue-in-cheek, 1986 parody of the popular, mainstream news show, "60 Minutes", by director Damon Christian and GVC. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ginger Lynn, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, John Leslie, Kay Parker, Karen Summer, Mike Ranger, Kevin James, Greg Derek, Cyndee Summers, Honey Wilder, Robin Cannes, Francois Papillon, Honey Wilde, Amy Rogers, Craig Roberts
Studio: Standard Digital
Directed by: Kirdy Stevens
Release date: 10/30/2006
Previews: Previews
Taboo 4 (Standard Digital 2006 Release) review summaries:
fu_q's
When he catches his wife cheating on him with his brother, a famed incest researcher, Jamie Gillis, is driven toward that which he loathes...with his own daughter. Such is the case in "Taboo IV: The Younger Generation", an exceptional mid-80s release from Kirdy Stevens and Standard Video. [read the full review]
review from 10/31/2015:
When he catches his wife cheating on him with his brother, a famed incest researcher, Jamie Gillis, is driven toward that which he loathes...with his own daughter. Such is the case in "Taboo IV: The Younger Generation", an exceptional mid-80s release from Kirdy Stevens and Standard Video. [read the full review]
Lust on the Orient Xpress review summaries:
fu_q's
Seeking inspiration, a good, ole-fashioned "who done it?" unfolds when a trashy, though popular, writer (John Leslie) and his lovely wife (Gina Carrera) take a trip across Europe on the Orient Express railway. Of course, along the way, a priceless gem is stolen, a murder is committed, and plenty of naughty nookie goes on. Such is the case in "Lust on the Orient Xpress", a very good, 1986 release from Caballero and director Tim McDonald. [read the full review]
review from 1/16/2018:
Seeking inspiration, a good, ole-fashioned "who done it?" unfolds when a trashy, though popular, writer (John Leslie) and his lovely wife (Gina Carrera) take a trip across Europe on the Orient Express railway. Of course, along the way, a priceless gem is stolen, a murder is committed, and plenty of naughty nookie goes on. Such is the case in "Lust on the Orient Xpress", a very good, 1986 release from Caballero and director Tim McDonald. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Misty Rain, Shelby Stevens, Alex Sanders, Amber Lynn, Tamara Longley, Paul Thomas, Vince Vouyer, Jamie Gillis, Brittany O'Connell, Nicole Lace, Helen Duval, Nick Random, Eric Edwards, Rachel Ashley, Harry Reems, William Margold, Sheri St. Clair, R. Bolla, Robert Bullock, Francois Papillon, Herschel Savage, Tish Ambrose, Stephanie Bradley
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Release date: 8/30/2004
Previews: Previews
Corporate Assets (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
It's a dark and lonely world for a corporate prostitute, Tish Ambrose, who, despite having all of her material needs met and then some, only finds true happiness in the letters of a mentally troubled war buddy, Eric Edwards, of her deceased brother. Indeed, Tish appears to have it all as the longstanding head-lady of R. Bolla's cadre of corporate cuties, who provide sexual services to both the better employees of his firm and corrupt politicians alike, yet her heart yearns to quench its emptiness. It's solely Edwards' writings that can fill this void, so it's with great happiness that she greets him when he finally gets up the courage to surprise her with a visit. Of course, this doesn't sit well with Bolla, her boss, whose strong-arm tactics clash with the pair's feelings for one another violently. How it will all end up--happily or in blood...or both--remains the unanswered question of the day. Such is the case in "Corporate Assets", an exceptional, 1985 release. [read the full review]
review from 9/2/2017:
It's a dark and lonely world for a corporate prostitute, Tish Ambrose, who, despite having all of her material needs met and then some, only finds true happiness in the letters of a mentally troubled war buddy, Eric Edwards, of her deceased brother. Indeed, Tish appears to have it all as the longstanding head-lady of R. Bolla's cadre of corporate cuties, who provide sexual services to both the better employees of his firm and corrupt politicians alike, yet her heart yearns to quench its emptiness. It's solely Edwards' writings that can fill this void, so it's with great happiness that she greets him when he finally gets up the courage to surprise her with a visit. Of course, this doesn't sit well with Bolla, her boss, whose strong-arm tactics clash with the pair's feelings for one another violently. How it will all end up--happily or in blood...or both--remains the unanswered question of the day. Such is the case in "Corporate Assets", an exceptional, 1985 release. [read the full review]
A Thousand and One Erotic Nights 2: The Forbidden Tales review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
1001 Erotic Nights #2 is a 1986 feature recently released on DVD as a VCA Classic, which is not a strong testament for porn of that era. While the action has moments of heat, this is typical 80s smut heavy with dialogue, poor attempts at humor, period costumes, and bad acting. The story opens with a 3-on-1 blowjob. Francois is the Sultan, and also the lucky recipient of the oral pleasuring by Kristina Barrington, Bunny Bleu, and Sandy Summers. There is too much slow motion in this nine-minute scene for my taste, but you can sense the enjoyment Francois is experiencing before he blows his load on their faces. The Sultan decides to throw a contest to find the sexiest girl in his kingdom. Blonde cutie Patti Petite applies and gives servant Jon Martin a fantastic hummer under the watchful eye of the Sultans assistant, Jamie Gillis. Petite takes Martins load in her mouth. In the token girl-girl scene, Tami White (aka Ariel Daye) works her way through Rayanne Drews extremely hairy bush while Gillis observes. [read the full review]
review from 8/2/2004:
1001 Erotic Nights #2 is a 1986 feature recently released on DVD as a VCA Classic, which is not a strong testament for porn of that era. While the action has moments of heat, this is typical 80s smut heavy with dialogue, poor attempts at humor, period costumes, and bad acting. The story opens with a 3-on-1 blowjob. Francois is the Sultan, and also the lucky recipient of the oral pleasuring by Kristina Barrington, Bunny Bleu, and Sandy Summers. There is too much slow motion in this nine-minute scene for my taste, but you can sense the enjoyment Francois is experiencing before he blows his load on their faces. The Sultan decides to throw a contest to find the sexiest girl in his kingdom. Blonde cutie Patti Petite applies and gives servant Jon Martin a fantastic hummer under the watchful eye of the Sultans assistant, Jamie Gillis. Petite takes Martins load in her mouth. In the token girl-girl scene, Tami White (aka Ariel Daye) works her way through Rayanne Drews extremely hairy bush while Gillis observes. [read the full review]