Rock Hard (Cal Vista) Review
Cal Vista Classics
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Category: Classic
Directed by: Bob Vosse
Starring: Mai Lin, Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, Eric Edwards, Billy Dee, Jerry Butler, Lili Marlene, Francois Papillon, Taija Rae, Patti Cakes
Released on: 3/24/2009
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Reviewed by The D-Man on 8/17/2009
You know, even with a steady stream of gonzo flicks, I think that there's always room in for some old-school porn. Of course, to me, old-school means mid-1980 and before. One film I remember seeing on VHS years ago was Rock Hard, with Taija Rae as Adonna, leader of the Sexelettes (with the sexy and legendary Nina Hartley as Cindi and Patti Cakes as Ultra-Box). As you can guess, these ladies will do anything and anyone (DJ's, managers, etc.) to get to the top.
The Fun:
Scene 1:
Taija Rae wakes up alongside Jerry Butler, and Taija sure knows how to help someone "get-up" in the morning, especially with some cock-swallowing. Jerry is soon ready to rock, and plows Taija in missionary (with a few stops and starts) and bangs away in doggie-style. Taija takes over and rides Jerry's joy-stick in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl before returning to missionary. Jerry soon ends things by coming on Taija's titties.
Scene 2.
While Taija and Jerry are having their fun, Nina Hartley, and Patti Cakes are at a music studio trying to promote their music to Billy Dee. Billy is willing to help them, provided the ladies can doing something for him in return. Thus, after Billy pulls out a makeshift bed, the ladies soon have their mouths all over the guy's cock. Nina shines here, showing off her wonderful ass with some cowgirl style riding, while Patti licks and kisses Nina and Billy's bodies. Nina then sits on Billy's face while the guy plows Patti in missionary and spoon until the end of the scene.
Scene 3.
Eric Edwards, and the sultry Mai Lin are in their office, and their coworker Francois brings Taija by for a meeting. After Eric convinces Taija to show him her goodies, everyone is in the mood for some loving. So, Mai Lin blows Francois while licks Taija's pussy. The camera focuses on Mai Lin riding Francois' rod in cowgirl, but pans back to Taija getting banged on her back. Francois also bangs Mai Lin in doggie-style and spoon until he shoots his load on Mai Lin's cookie. Immediately afterward, Eric drops his load on Taija's abdomen.
Scene 4.
Nina stops by to chat with promoter Lili Marlene. Lili thinks that Taija's band is more of a back-up band. But Nina isn't taking that for an answer, and as it turns out, Lili is into chicks. So, Nina willingly submits to Lili's treatment, which means both ladies licking each other until they're satisfied. (No sex toys here, though).
Scene 5.
Patti Cakes does her part for the band with some foul-mouthed seduction as she takes charge (although whatever accent she was using was just a tad bit annoying). Patti sits on the guys face, and then makes the dude lick her holes. Patti quiets down a little when she blows Scorpio (and even uses her teeth. Patti then has the guy fuck her in missionary and doggie-style the guy jizzes on her butt. It was a okay scene, but I sure didn't need to see Patti make Scorpio lick up his sauce from her butt cheeks.
Scene 6.
For the grand finale, all three ladies visit a local radio celebrity, Teddy, played by the one and only Ron Jeremy. The ladies all dance around Ron, but thankfully, are soon showing him their anatomy, and help Ron get naked. All three ladies suck Ron's rod for a while and Taija is even nice enough to dish out a few precious moments of tittie-fucking. For the next few minutes, Ron boffs the ladies starting with Taija in doggie-style on the desk, moving on to Nina, and then pumping Patti's pussy while Taija licks Nina's cooze. Taija and Nina then 69 each other while Ron fucks Nina for a few seconds until he comes.
The DVD: For a 1980's video the technical quality was rather good. Plus, there is a good amount of extra material. For starters, there are four bonus scenes, taken form Trinity Brown, Joy of Fooling Around, Here Comes the Bride and my favorite of the bunch, a scene from The Pleasure Palace with the gorgeous Serena taking on Jamie Gillis. There are a few Trailers as well, a Photo Gallery and so on.
The Conclusion: Not bad, especially if you like Taija Rae, Nina Hartley or you even want a Mai Lin fix.
The Fun:
Scene 1:
Taija Rae wakes up alongside Jerry Butler, and Taija sure knows how to help someone "get-up" in the morning, especially with some cock-swallowing. Jerry is soon ready to rock, and plows Taija in missionary (with a few stops and starts) and bangs away in doggie-style. Taija takes over and rides Jerry's joy-stick in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl before returning to missionary. Jerry soon ends things by coming on Taija's titties.
Scene 2.
While Taija and Jerry are having their fun, Nina Hartley, and Patti Cakes are at a music studio trying to promote their music to Billy Dee. Billy is willing to help them, provided the ladies can doing something for him in return. Thus, after Billy pulls out a makeshift bed, the ladies soon have their mouths all over the guy's cock. Nina shines here, showing off her wonderful ass with some cowgirl style riding, while Patti licks and kisses Nina and Billy's bodies. Nina then sits on Billy's face while the guy plows Patti in missionary and spoon until the end of the scene.
Scene 3.
Eric Edwards, and the sultry Mai Lin are in their office, and their coworker Francois brings Taija by for a meeting. After Eric convinces Taija to show him her goodies, everyone is in the mood for some loving. So, Mai Lin blows Francois while licks Taija's pussy. The camera focuses on Mai Lin riding Francois' rod in cowgirl, but pans back to Taija getting banged on her back. Francois also bangs Mai Lin in doggie-style and spoon until he shoots his load on Mai Lin's cookie. Immediately afterward, Eric drops his load on Taija's abdomen.
Scene 4.
Nina stops by to chat with promoter Lili Marlene. Lili thinks that Taija's band is more of a back-up band. But Nina isn't taking that for an answer, and as it turns out, Lili is into chicks. So, Nina willingly submits to Lili's treatment, which means both ladies licking each other until they're satisfied. (No sex toys here, though).
Scene 5.
Patti Cakes does her part for the band with some foul-mouthed seduction as she takes charge (although whatever accent she was using was just a tad bit annoying). Patti sits on the guys face, and then makes the dude lick her holes. Patti quiets down a little when she blows Scorpio (and even uses her teeth. Patti then has the guy fuck her in missionary and doggie-style the guy jizzes on her butt. It was a okay scene, but I sure didn't need to see Patti make Scorpio lick up his sauce from her butt cheeks.
Scene 6.
For the grand finale, all three ladies visit a local radio celebrity, Teddy, played by the one and only Ron Jeremy. The ladies all dance around Ron, but thankfully, are soon showing him their anatomy, and help Ron get naked. All three ladies suck Ron's rod for a while and Taija is even nice enough to dish out a few precious moments of tittie-fucking. For the next few minutes, Ron boffs the ladies starting with Taija in doggie-style on the desk, moving on to Nina, and then pumping Patti's pussy while Taija licks Nina's cooze. Taija and Nina then 69 each other while Ron fucks Nina for a few seconds until he comes.
The DVD: For a 1980's video the technical quality was rather good. Plus, there is a good amount of extra material. For starters, there are four bonus scenes, taken form Trinity Brown, Joy of Fooling Around, Here Comes the Bride and my favorite of the bunch, a scene from The Pleasure Palace with the gorgeous Serena taking on Jamie Gillis. There are a few Trailers as well, a Photo Gallery and so on.
The Conclusion: Not bad, especially if you like Taija Rae, Nina Hartley or you even want a Mai Lin fix.
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