69 Minutes: Evening News 1 Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  1/17/2017

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
"Peace through giving a piece" is the theme for this week's hard-hitting episode of "69 Minutes: Evening News", featuring the sarcastic (...though horny...) news anchor, the lovely Tracey Adams, as she delves into the possibility of achieving world peace through increased sexual contact. Of course, this fine, stereotype-filled piece of investigative journalism finds her interviewing a variety of characters from all corners of the globe, from Cold War ambassadors to Middle Eastern dictators to French sexual athletes and so on and so forth. Needless to say, all of these world figures have at least one thing in common: They like fucking as much as Tracey does. Such is the case in this fun, tongue-in-cheek, 1986 parody of the popular, mainstream news show, "60 Minutes", by director Damon Christian and GVC. Clever and comical, this flick offers up an amusing and coherent plot that delivers as many lighthearted laughs as it does hot and steamy sexual encounters. Tracey is perfectly cast here, though she could have done more on the sexual side, and plays her part to perfection. Pretty much all of the fornicating is both fun and wankable, also, and the entire endeavor is put together quite well, playing out like an actual broadcast...even to the inclusion of "commercial breaks", which take the form of a couple of trailers for other releases from the company. In all, this production truly offers up a humorously horny look at the news world that, unlike some of today's adult parodies that play out more like fan fiction than actual parody, really hits the mark. For fans of witty, 1980's fare (...like myself...), this one is recommendable.

In terms of the sex, Scene One involves a news segment in which the French national cunnilingus team, Mikki Davidson, Francois, and Johnny Nineteen, is interviewed and shown preparing for the championships. Taking place in a gym, there's both BJ and vaginal action, beyond the obvious carpet munching (Francois ejaculates on Mikki's ass). Scene Two is a later part of the same segment (same setting), this time featuring just Mikki and Johnny Nineteen. It's oral and vaginal again, and this one caps off with a BJ to a pop in Davidson's mouth and on her face. A music video follows ("Scene Three") with a variety of quick clips taken from another film by the production company, "Cat Alley", and includes a variety of sex, cum-shots, and so on. Among the female participants at different points are Krista Lane, Bunny Bleu, Candie Evans, and Je T'Aime, who hook up with Jerry Butler, Peter North, Tom Byron, and Tony Martino, respectively. In Scene Four, Tracey Adams interviews two doctors, Tish Ambrose and Jeff Scott, about sexual expression both generally and in different cultures at their office. Of course, they demonstrate what they're talking about orally and vaginally, all ending with a facial for Tish. Scene Five offers up two spies, Steve Drake and Bambi Allen, surveilled from afar by Tracey Adams and Jason Brooks, a wacko CIA bigwig, as the latter agent attempts to fuck confidential information out of the former one in a hotel room (oral, vaginal ; facial). Meanwhile (intercut; Scene Six), Tracey takes advantage of the viewing material up on the screen to put the moves on Brooks in his office whilst they watch. She sucks and jerks the uptight government guy to a load at his desk. In Scene Seven, Bill Margold, playing a fictitious version of Moammar Gadhafi, gets it on with a California girl, the blonde Breezy Lane, as part of a theory that Tracey is testing while discussing sex and war with the Middle Eastern madman. The dictator meets the dick-taster here, with what could have been a steamy sequence, but the strongman's cock seems as broken as his country, and this one ends up being predominantly oral and softcore. "Scene Eight" is a commercial for "Blazing Mattresses" that includes clips involving Nina Hartley, Alexis Greco, and Keli Richards in different sexual situations. In Scene Nine, Jerry Butler plays a fictitious version of Mickey Rooney who's ordered up a tough, leopard-clad, African-American woman, Jeannie Pepper, to pleasure him while on the air. Jungle-fever-infused, oral and vaginal action ensues, with Butler pounding her out in his office in a couple of positions, before ultimately spurting on her backside out of doggy. Not bad. Not bad at all...