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Boxcover for Whale Tail
Whale Tail

Release date: 6/23/2005
Reviewed on: 7/24/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Mark Ashley, Barrett Blade, Kurt Lockwood, Scott Nails, Kirsten Price, Sunny Lane, Autumn Bliss, Mary Anne, Tiffany Rayne
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Mike Metropolis

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 152 min. Production Date: 5 / 15, 17, 22, 30 / 205, 6 / 1 / 1005 Director: Mike Metropolis Cast: Sunny Lane, Mary Ann, Kirsten Price, Autumn Bliss, Tiffany Rayne, Mark Ashley, Barrett Blade, Kurt Lockwood, and Scott Nails The Short Story Initial Expectations: Smash and Mike Metropolis have been on a great run lately. I cant wait to see this one! Initial Reaction: I cant say that Im a fan of whale tails, but this is a pretty good release. Who Should Watch It : Fans of whale tails Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting the fun setups that Smash has normally done in their fetishy titles The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very hit or miss. The biggest problems are with the audio. The indoor segments are pretty well done, but there are a few background noises and a couple minor balance problems. It gets much worse for the outdoor segments, which are heavily plagued with background noises and with balance problems. Thankfully the video is much better.
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Marie And Jack: A Hardcore Love Story

Release date: 9/11/2003
Reviewed on: 7/24/2005 by Kperv

Starring: Jack Bravo, Aria
Studio: Comstock Films
Directed by: Tony Comstock

Review brief: If you've noticed how my star-ratings above differ from all the other reviewers', you may well think there's been some mistake.
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Boxcover for Barely Legal Boot Camp
Barely Legal Boot Camp

Release date: 5/25/2005
Reviewed on: 7/24/2005 by morbidthoughts

Starring: Mark Wood, Sledge Hammer, Kat, Brett Rockman, Kurt Lockwood, Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose, Nadia Styles, Lain Oi, Genesis Skye
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Van Styles

Review brief: Well I've been watching the Barely Legal series for a while now and this is the first one without Clive McLean. I found his shooting style to be pretty but the sex to be boring. Of course every new Barely Legal should be missing McLean since he's dead now. Van Styles has been directing a spinoff of Barely Legal called Barely Legal Corrupted and I suspect this Boot Camp edition comes from the same vein. Nadia Styles, Sativa Rose, and Kurt Lockwood: Now I'm presuming that this is set at a military bootcamp from the title but we have a prison cell with the two girls. Kurt Lockwood is the guard. They tempt him with sex but at no times make any attempts to escape. What's up with that?! Oh the sex was fine and it looks like Van Styles doesn't deviate from Barely Legal's high quality sheen in terms of lighting (although there is a grittier feeling.... c'mon it's a boot camp). Nadia Styles is said to be anal exclusive to Hustler as the boxcover says and she does give up the butt.
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Boxcover for Blowjobs Across Los Angeles 1
Blowjobs Across Los Angeles 1

Release date: 7/12/2005
Reviewed on: 7/23/2005 by MisterNoGood

Starring: Dolly Golden, Emilia, Ryan, Shasta, Lee, Bridgette Kerkove, Dita, Grace (ambiguous), Mara Pleasures
Studio: Robert Hill Ent.
Directed by: Brandon Iron

Review brief: A few years back Brandon Iron directed some blowjob movies that take place in two cities. Robert Hill has taken some scenes from the series and put them to dvd. Walking down the street in a black bikini bathing suit is Brigitte Kerkove. With her long blonde hair, long legs, and tight ass, she really looks fantastic. Brigitte and a few guys go inside a building and she kneels down to slowly suck on two guys. A third guy enters, and she quickly sucks on each one, and often uses her hands to stroke them at the same time. Brigitte then masterbates in front of the guys for a short time and one guy jerks off onto her tongue and face and she sucks the cum off the head. Then the second guy unloads onto her face and she places his cock into her mouth to suck off the cum. Brigitte slowly dances around for a short time before the last guy squirts onto her face.
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Triple Stacked 1

Release date: 1/16/2004
Reviewed on: 7/23/2005 by gapelover

Starring: Monika, Marina, Nina, Alexandra, Linda, Anya, Jazz Duro, Kevin King, Jack Lawrence, Frenchie, Luda, Ekzavir Falcon Wray, Ekaterina Shitova
Studio: Sineplex


Review brief: Scene 1 : Debie / Kaja / Polina (two beautiful blondes, one sexy redhead) one guy Sex Acts from Debie (blonde): Tease, BJ, Pussy Fuck, PTM, Finger Banging Anal, Doggy Anal, ATM, Stacked, ATP ,ATA Sex Acts from Kaja (blonde): Tease, BJ, PTM, Pussy Fuck, CG, ATM, Stacked ,ATP Sex Acts from Polina (redhead): Tease, Pussy Licking, BJ, Pussy Fuck, PTM, Finger Banging Anal ,Doggy Anal, ATM ,Ass Gaping, Stacked, ATP, ATA , Cum Shot in Ass Highlights: Very beautiful girls getting stacked onto each other.
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Best Of Stocking Secrets

Release date: 3/22/2005
Reviewed on: 7/23/2005 by MASAMUNE

Starring: Justine, Lonnie, Tiger Lilly, Terri Summers, Jana Cova, Bella Starr, Jelena Jensen, Penny Flame, Kira Eggers, Tall Goddess
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Red Ezra, Kira Eggers

Review brief: Director: Kira Eggers Camera: ? Genre: Solo, Stocking fetish, Compilation Release: 4/05 Notes: Widescreen in 2 scenes This was my first experience with this series so I didn't know what to expect. I don't normally watch softcore stuff but was eager to see what this one offered because of the beautiful cast.   Best of Stocking Secrets Sensual Jana Cova grazes her silken legs together and unclasps her garters before dipping her hand beneath the softness of her stockings. A delicate hand shimmers underneath the sheer fabric; the goddess then allowing her hand to wander over her tender regions. She undresses and continues to explore her body with curious hands, cautiously gliding along her femininity.
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Boxcover for Gooey Buns 11
Gooey Buns 11

Release date: 4/19/2005
Reviewed on: 7/23/2005 by gapelover

Starring: Zarina, Robert Rosenberg, Moni, Kid Jamaica, Lauren Phoenix, Natali, Joachim Kessef, Melissa Lauren, Alisa, Cibele Matos, Paula Summer
Studio: Sineplex


Review brief: Scene 1 : Zarina (nice blonde Russian Girl) / Alisa (darkhaired Russian girl) and Joachim Sex Acts from Zarina: Dildo Anal, Finger Banging Anal, BJ, ATM, CG, CG Anal, RCG Anal, Spoon Pussy, Spoon Anal, ATP, Doggy Anal, Doggy Pussy, Ass Gaping, Cum Shot in Ass ,Cum Farting Sex Acts from Alisa: Dildo Anal, BJ, ATM, CG Anal, Doggy Anal, Small Gape, Spoon Anal, Spoon Pussy, ATP, Cum Fart from Zarina's as to her mouth Highlights: They have a box of ice cream in this scene and Joachim used his cock and a dildo to feed the girls. The ice cream was used as anal lube for the dildo and his cock. Ice cream runs out of the asshole.
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Boxcover for Sarah Young: The Goddess of Love 2
Sarah Young: The Goddess of Love 2

Release date: 5/24/2005
Reviewed on: 7/22/2005 by picman

Starring: Tom Byron, Sean Michaels, Sarah Young, Jonathan Morgan
Studio: MoserVision
Directed by: Sascha Alexander

Review brief: Prologue I have had access to several volumes of the Goddess Of Love catalogue for a while now. I could never find any information on the contents until recently when I discovered that they were of European origin. One look at Sarah Young and the people she was working with convinced me that this was a worthwhile endeavor. She's a very beautiful woman with a slim, elegant body. Not counting the twin zeppelins she's got bolted to her chest. In truth, they're not that bad. Just a little incongruous with the rest of her look. In fact, she looks a lot like Stephanie Powers of Girl From UNCLE fame. That's not a bad thing in my book. These scenes look like they were shot in the early 90's and include Jonathon Morgan, Nick East, Sean Michaels, Cal Jammer and Tom Byron. One caveat is that the DVD is regionally coded and will not play on a set that isn't outfitted for it. The good news is that most new players can handle it.
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Boxcover for Anal Teen Tryouts 7
Anal Teen Tryouts 7

Release date: 1/3/2005
Reviewed on: 7/22/2005 by paco gerlo

Starring: Diana, Nina, Veronica, Dasha, Kelli, Cheer, Vika
Studio: Devil's Film


Review brief: this is my first review ever. i must review this movie to let you know about what this beuty girls can do. every scenes show us oral, vaginal, anal, ptm, atm. the girls are very pretty and nasty. in scenes 2 y 3, one girl do the anal action as the other the atogm clean. in scenes 1,3 and 5 there's one on one action. in scene three, there is one of the most beautifull ladies of the industry: Dasha; she's a georgeous, nasty, russian blonde with a good pair of tits and a round ass, who delivers the best performance in ATT7.
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Boxcover for Jack's Teen America: Mission 1
Jack's Teen America: Mission 1

Release date: 10/15/2004
Reviewed on: 7/22/2005 by pwing

Starring: Christian XXX, Tommy Gunn, Lee Stone, Trinity, Jayna Oso, Nautica Thorn, Teagan Presley, Jenaveve Jolie
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Robby D

Review brief: Scene 1: Teagan & Tommy Gunn The Rich Girl Looks like Teagan has been kicked out of school for the day for violating the dress code. I guess not wearing underwear and flashing her pussy just didnt sit well with the faculty. When Jack and Gunn meet her back at her house she has changed into a new outfit though its no less revealing. Gunn spends a good deal of time spanking Teagan until her ass matches the red paneling of the kitchen that theyre in. After Teagans spanking has concluded Gunn gets her primed with some oral and manual work before the two get into a standing doggie over the kitchen counter. After Gunn handles Teagan he inserts a glass butt plug in Teagans ass while she rubs her pussy. Teagan does some ATM with the butt plug then Gunn gets his way with her ass in a RCG. Teagans not the best at taking dick in her ass but she does seem to enjoy it so it doesnt hurt the scene. Theres more ATM (this time with Gunns cock) then Teagan gets it back in her ass.
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Boxcover for Suck, Fuck, Swallow 2
Suck, Fuck, Swallow 2

Release date: 5/28/2005
Reviewed on: 7/22/2005 by pwing

Starring: Pat Myne, Mark Wood, Nikki Blaze, Mr. Pete, Monica Sweetheart, Mark Ashley, Sandra Romain, Claudia Rossi, Sandra De Marco, Liliane Tiger, Nicki Blaze, Benjamin Brat
Studio: 3rd Degree
Directed by: Danny Case

Review brief: Scene 1: Monica Sweetheart & Pat Myne Sweetheart gives the camera a little tease while wearing a sexy little polka dot outfit to start off Suck, Fuck, Swallow 2. There are some great up close shots of her pussy as well as full shots of her whole body. Her tease turns into a short masturbation sequence which gets cut short when she begins to suck Mynes cock. Sweetheart has no trouble getting it deep in her throat and doing some top-notch work. After Myne has his fill of Monicas BJ skills he slides easily into her pussy and the two get a decent rhythm going. Theres a break in the sex during which Sweetheart bounces her ass then Myne and Monica get back to fucking, this time in the doggie position. Sweetheart gets it in her ass next while she lays on the edge of a bed then theres a decent cut to an anal RCG to keep things rolling along. After one more position (side-saddle) Myne shoots his load in Sweethearts mouth that she happily swallows. Scene 2: Sandra De Marco, Claudia Rossi, & Mr.
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Boxcover for Cheating Housewives (Smash Pictures)
Cheating Housewives (Smash Pictures)

Release date: 5/30/2005
Reviewed on: 7/21/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Roxanne Hall, Mark Davis, Christian XXX, Rayveness, Joel Lawrence, Cherie, Mark Ashley, Kris Slater, Vicky Vette, Scott Nails, Chelsea Zinn
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Mike Metropolis

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 159 min. Production Date: 5 / 7, 8, 13 / 2005 Director: Mike Metropolis Cast: Vicky Vette, Cherie, Roxanne Hall, Rayveness, Chelsea Zinn, Mark Ashley, Mark Davis, Scott Nails, Christian XXX, Joel Lawrence, and Kris Slater in sexual roles and several other guys in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Smash looks like theyve really pulled out the stops here, and Mike Metropolis has been making some great movies for them lately. Im going into this one with really high expectations! Initial Reaction: Its one of my favorite Smash releases so far! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot sex with a quick setup Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a full feature The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio varies a bit, with a fair amount of it being a little hollow and balance problems throughout the movie.
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Boxcover for Dream Teens 3 (Sin City)
Dream Teens 3 (Sin City)

Release date: 6/24/2005
Reviewed on: 7/21/2005 by picman

Starring: Nick East, Billy Glide, Rick Masters, Lee Stone, Hannah Harper, Cassie Young, Amber Peach, Marie Luv, Mia Bangg, Jay Lassiter, Bobbi Blair, Karina Kay
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Hannah Harper

Review brief: Prologue What we have here is a Sin City feature (Or is it a featurette? Whatever, it has a plot. Trust me.). Hannah Harper is the director and also plays an agent seemingly based on Shylock who is the altruistic headmistress of her sorority of sin. In other words she doesn't just represent them, she houses them too. Notable performers besides Hannah herself are Marie Luv, Mia Bangg, Karina Kay, Amber Peach and Cassie Young, as well as Bobbi Blair playing an erstwhile reporter looking for some insight into the porn industry, and hopefully some dirt, that she can sell to a network. I told you there was a plot. The first person Bobbi interviews is Hannah Harper herself. She asks Hannah if she had ever been taken advantage of, which causes a flashback to her first interview with sleezy agent Nick East. Part of the process is displaying a lack of modesty and disrobing on command. You know that Nick has to take a test drive before he can promote Hannah in good faith. He has her get to her knees and whips his dick out.
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Boxcover for Jam It All the Way Up My Ass
Jam It All the Way Up My Ass

Release date: 4/27/2005
Reviewed on: 7/21/2005 by bono-ONE

Starring: Chris Charming, Lee Stone, Alicia Rhodes, Sascha, Missy Monroe, Otto Bauer, Tyla Wynn, Candi Apple, Trina Michaels, Flower Tucci, Benjamin Brat
Studio: Acid Rain
Directed by: Bobby Damone

Review brief: Staying with nice asses I pop in this title featuring some heavy hitters among them Alicia Rhodes, Flower Tucci, and Missy Monroe. If you like anal sex then I think we've picked some fine girls to watch, let's see if I'm right. Missy Monroe: Our first girl up is one hot number! Missy is blond here and just listen to her tell us about needing a cock deep inside her, then she proceeds to show off that ass. The pink mesh top nicely lets her tits show through and Missy has such a fun attitude in her scenes that I've seen of late. Ben Bratt and Chris Charming are then brought in and Missy starts in on their cocks when we get a third cock brought in but I don't know the guy as of yet. Missy is a powerful sucker as she demonstrates here, some nice gagging is done by our cockstress. This was a pretty intense blowjob but Miss Monroe comes through nicely and thankfully no puking! Ok I finally see the third guys face but don't know the name but I've seen him before.
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Boxcover for Go Ahead Ream Me
Go Ahead Ream Me

Release date: 9/22/2004
Reviewed on: 7/21/2005 by loz cumquest

Starring: Tyce Bune, Jada Fire, Lee Stone, Aria, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Jayna Oso, Chanel Chavez, Makayla Cox, Seth Dickens, Benjamin Brat
Studio: Acid Rain
Directed by: Dan Dapper

Review brief: Another film, another new company to check out Acid Rain look promising from their box covers and trailers, so lets see how the actual films hold up SCENE ONE: JAYNA OSO This scene starts with a nice outdoor tease, then shifts inside with Jaynas outfit mysteriously absent replaced by some awful mismatched underwear, which is a bit of a shame. Teamed up with two guys we run through the standard oral and vaginal before the ass pounding begins. Lots of good ass to mouth and gaping (in one close up you can see some ucky streaks of crap falling out of Jaynas ass). Theres also a fair amount of choking and slapping which may or may not be your thing. Scene highlight comes when Jayna takes a double anal drilling, which lasts for a relatively long time. The scene ends with the standard facial cumshot. There were a lot of things about this scene that I wasnt hugely enamoured of: the girl was only averagely attractive, and the two male performers were obnoxious, but Jaynas cavernous ass wins over this scene.
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Boxcover for Sperm Swappers (Elegant Angel)
Sperm Swappers (Elegant Angel)

Release date: 4/3/2005
Reviewed on: 7/21/2005 by Gof

Starring: Brian Surewood, Carmen, Lee Stone, Cailey Taylor, Andrea Moranty, Sandra Romain, Eva Angelina, Melissa Lauren, Dillan Lauren, Tiana Lynn, Poppy Morgan, Tory Lane, Victoria Sweet
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Zak Wylde

Review brief: INTRODUCTION Apart from anal sex, which is less niche and more de rigour in porn today, Im not really in to fetishes such as ATM, gaping, cream pies or, in this case, cum swapping. Having said that, it does make a change to see a couple of girls in a scene, particularly if there is good chemistry between them, and this title boasted a top cast of American and European performers. The opening scene features two girls who bring plenty of energy and attitude to their scenes, cover girls Tory Lane and Melissa Lauren. Tory kicks things off well by taking us on a tour of Melissas butt before Melissa checks out her gag reflex on Lees cock. The sex begins with a cowgirl of Melissa before Tory climbs on for a reverse-cowgirl. Melissa is an anal veteran but its difficult to imagine one getting tired of watching her butt hole being stretched. I was pleasantly surprised however, to learn that Tori also enjoys butt fucking and she looks great getting her ass stretched in missionary while Melissa sits on her face.
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Bunny Luv Exposed

Release date: 8/30/2004
Reviewed on: 7/21/2005 by valjean

Starring: Bunny Luv
Studio: New Machine


Review brief: Bunny Luv Exposed New Machine First things first . . . . . . I have a thing for Bunny Luv. But, that doesn't make me unique. If you are male, well fuck, male or female, and you DO NOT have a thing for Bunny Luv, then you are the unique one. I am always on the lookout for good Bunny Luv scenes. By good I mean nasty, barefoot, nice asshole and pussy shots, good lighting and camera work, etc. She is sexy in all of her scenes, but the other variables like camera angles etc don't always follow through for her. I bought this movie in hopes of succeeding in my search for worthy Bunny Luv scenes, and although I wouldn't say the search is over, there is some good stuff on this DVD. This DVD has two Bunny Luv scenes from different New Machine titles. One is from Virtual Pornstar Bunny Luv, and the other is from her appearance in Up 'N Cummers 68. There are three other scenes with other girls from various New machine titles.
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Boxcover for Fucking Beautiful 5
Fucking Beautiful 5

Release date: 5/22/2005
Reviewed on: 7/21/2005 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Angie, Dillion Day, George Uhl, Black Diamond, Tera Bond, Yasmine Gold, Nikki Rider, Csoky Ice
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Dillion Day

Review brief: Having recently viewed and greatly enjoyed Fucking Beautiful #4, I had high expectations for the fifth volume of this series. Unfortunately, F.B. #5 did not approach the high quality of its predecessor. To start, the girls in this volume were a huge step down from #4. They simply were not as cute or sexy. In addition, they were forced to endure what their Euro stud counterparts consider great fucking but which I consider laborious, sterile, unexciting action. The guys have this annoying habit of stroking for 10 seconds, then pulling out to admire their Viagra-induced hardon. There is far to much P2M to maintain heat and interest. The partners include: blonde Angie with Dillon Day; brown-haired Niki Rider with Csoky; multi-face pierced brunette Black Diamond with George Uhl; Tera Bond (Samantha), a brunette who also romps with Uhl (Two in a row? Very bad idea!); and cute blonde Yasmine Gold and Dillon Day. There is no anal action here, and all the girls take facials at the end.
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Boxcover for Hooker Chic
Hooker Chic

Release date: 7/2/2005
Reviewed on: 7/21/2005 by bono-ONE

Starring: Johnny Thrust, Venus, Chris Mountain, Steven French, Katrina Kraven, Jordan Styles, Trina Michaels, Alec Knight, Trick Dixxon, Jay Lassiter, Katja Kassin
Studio: No Boundaries
Directed by: Bridgette Kerkove

Review brief: Here we have a new studio for me to check out and first out I get to catch a Bridgette Kerkove dvd. I was on a set of hers recently and was impressed with the organized choas she had going on. I think she worked through two scenes in just over an hour. There was very little stopping, she let the performers go right to it with only a few stops for say water or to fix a light. This is one way to shoot and the two scenes I saw came off well I thought and I'll be glad to check them out when they're released. Now here we have a title featuring several young ladies I'm keen on and I'm not sure what Hooker Chic is and it doesn't really matter. I'm looking for some hot sex and some fabulous knob polishing and these girls are some of the finest doing those activitives today. Venus: Right out of the gate we have this classy woman and that's the word that always springs to mind when I first see her. She's usually made up so beautifully then you see her get down and nasty and the contradiction is just beautiful.
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Boxcover for Throat Sluts 2 (Fatt Ent.)
Throat Sluts 2 (Fatt Ent.)

Release date: 7/2/2005
Reviewed on: 7/21/2005 by MisterNoGood

Starring: Drew Hurlie, Egypt, Felix Vicious, Fiona Cheeks, Lisa Marie, Nyomi Marcela, Crystal Ray, Wendy James, Serena South, Jules Van Saint, Alex Milano
Studio: Antigua Pictures
Directed by: J. Bleazy

Review brief: This is an all blowjob movie where the girls use mostly a soft seductive style, so you wont see any gagging or too much rough stuff. The movie starts off with Naomi Marcella, slowly sucking a guys dick while using her hands to slowly stroke him at the same time. Naomi jerks him off onto her face and in her mouth. An okay scene. I would have liked to see a tease set up to the scene and her using more eye contact with the camera. The attractive Felix Vicous is next and she slowly undresses and masterbates. Eventually a guy walks in and he licks her pussy for a while, then she gets to her knees to softly blow him and eventually he jerks off into her mouth. A good scene, but I could have done without seeing him eat her out. Krystal Ray, a very pretty blonde, slowly undresses in front of a mirror, and masterbates. There is some really nice shots of her body in the opening tease segment. Just like the last scene, a guy walks in to eat out her pussy for a short time, then she returns to oral favor and he jerks off on her face and mouth and she licks up any drippings.
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Teen Cock Rockers (Sex Z Pictures)

Release date: 5/29/2005
Reviewed on: 7/21/2005 by Laszlo

Starring: Morgan March, Leah Luv, Hillary Scott, Kelly Wells, Candi Delight
Studio: Sex Z Pictures
Directed by: Skye Blue

Review brief: Sex Z Pictures is a relatively new, lesser known company- but the cast list for this DVD is definitely first-rate by gonzo standards. Hillary Scott has a b/g/g threesome. Kelly Wells and Leah Luv turn in a couple of high quality scenes as well. There is unfortunately one big technical issue with the picture quality. For all of the scenes there is an warmer image than normal with (slightly orange-ish) over-saturated colors, making for an almost retro-'80s video look. You might not consider it a major problem -but it is a very obvious distraction that is hampered further by some spotty lighting in a few scenes. All girls take facials and Kelly & Hillary both do anal. Scene breakdown as follows. Candi Delight Candi is a dark-haired cutie in pig-tails. The set is a make-shift barn interior but her farmer's daughter appearance is offset by her larege nipple rings and clit piercings. Her BJ is nothing special with minimal eye-contact, then she gets taken thru cowgirl, standing cg, mish and RC. The lighting is a little lacking during doggystyle.
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Boxcover for Who Wants To Fuck a Millionaire
Who Wants To Fuck a Millionaire

Release date: 6/9/2005
Reviewed on: 7/20/2005 by morbidthoughts

Starring: Claudia, Andrea, Carmen, Daniella Rush, Lea de Mae, Rita Faltoyano, Sandra Russo, Max Cortes, Claudia Clair, Monica Sweetheart, Robby Blake, Ramon Guevara, Tony De Sergio, Micheli, Spunick, Ramon Manresa
Studio: Damaged Productions


Review brief: This is a euro feature that made no sense. Supposedly some ruthless business was having sex with Lea DeMae and his wife Rita Faltoyano outside in some car before a plane crashed into them killing everyone. Then some investigator is trying to find some girl. It could be the daughter years later or just some other next of kin like a sister I guess for the inheritence. He decides on a different number of candidates and gets them together in on a vacation hideaway and sends a sleazy photographer (a la Matt Dillon in There's Something About Mary) to try to take pictures to help identify the girl. The numerous candidates all have sex around this retreat. Hell there wasn't even an ending as it seemed like the movie was chopped up. Well the girls look great and gave up every hole to cheesy music. The date of production for this movie says 4/05. Uhhh Lea DeMae has been dead for a while and Daniella Rush isn't in a wheelchair so they must mean the translation and conversion of this movie.
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Head Master 1 (Adam & Eve)

Release date: 4/23/2005
Reviewed on: 7/20/2005 by morbidthoughts

Starring: Roxanne Hall, Randy Spears, Zenza Raggi, Marco, Lee Stone, Monica Sweetheart, Jazmin, Manuel Ferrara, Carmen Luvana, Aria, Avena Lee, Kayla Marie, Tiana Lynn, Tommy X
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Toni English

Review brief: Okay, I decided to get this movie for one reason: Carmen Luvana. I've never seen her work before only knowing her as a pretty face that I see at a convention. Well I chose the wrong movie in this series of vignettes that relate to a catholic school. Carmen is involved in two scenes. A 3 girl lesbian romp with Aveena Lee and Monica Sweetheart does not satisfy the quotient. She is also in a b/g/g with Jazmin and some guy named Tommy X. Tommy X looks sickly as the two nurses please each other. You'd think eventually he'll get into the action. He does... except he's the one being fucked by a strapped-on Carmen. If I wanted to watch a guy getting fucked I'd watch a gay movie. What made the thing worse is that Tommy has these red lesions on both edge of his balls. Blech. The non-Carmen supporting scenes had some of my favourite people like Kayla Marie, SMG Roxanne Hall 2K, and Tiana Lynn. The sex was fine but the scenes were all lit too darkly to see that much.
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Off the Rack 2

Release date: 7/7/2005
Reviewed on: 7/20/2005 by bono-ONE

Starring: Sabrina, Bailey, Lorena, Lola Lane, Vicky Vette, Babalu
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Alex Ladd

Review brief: Welcome porn fans to a dvd dealing with a subject area I'm very much a fan of and that's the boob!! Sure I'm a big one myself but that's beside the point! Alex Ladd has brought some big breasted babes here and in front of his camera we'll get to see them do plenty of nasty fun things if all goes well. Bailey's a big fave of mine and need I mention that Vicky Vette's in this title, wow is that one fun woman to watch on screen. Let's jump right in the water's fine. Vicky Vette: Nicely we lead off with this big chested woman and just look at her during the opening of the scene. She's got a super hot purple shirt on tied in all the right places, the jeans were nice and even nicer when she started slipping them off but she pauses to let that shirt out and whammo!! We get a nice purple bra with tits just bursting out. What I like with Vicky here is that it doesn't seem fake at all, she's enjoying herself and that translates so well across the camera to me.
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Touch & Feety 5

Release date: 3/29/2002
Reviewed on: 7/20/2005 by Valjean

Starring: Ed Powers, Kelton, Tara Lee
Studio: New Machine


Review brief: Touch & Feety #5 New Machine First things first . . . . . . I have a huge foot fetish. I also, however, like sex to go along with it. This is the first Ed Powers movie I've ever seen, and I wasn't too impressed. I tend to enjoy amatuer and Pro-Am stuff. I enjoy most of the movies I see from Pixie's Emporium(I just ordered six more of them yesterday), some Randy West, etc. But this Ed Powers movie didn't do it for me. It could have been the camera, the lighting, Ed, the girls, or any combination of the above. You can judge for yourselves, obviously. Scene #1: Kelton with Ed Powers. This girl has long brown hair, she is 21, and could be descibed as cute. I can't tell her nationality, but she could be either Asian or Latin. Or, she could just be a mix of many like most other Americans. Her tits are either a B or C cup. She is a bit of a a girl next door type, and doesn't shave her dark pussy hair. Her nose stud is barely noticeable, but her acne is a turn off Ed propes her feet up onto two little burgundy pillows with yellow trim.
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