Assylum (Mayhem) Review
Mayhem
Studio: Mayhem
Category: Anal
Starring: Brian Surewood, Tony T., Van Damage, Mr. Pete, Jake Malone, Sandra Romain, Barbara Summer, Flower Tucci, Jason Horne, Nicki Hunter, Haley Paige
Released on: 5/30/2005
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Reviewed by picman on 8/4/2005
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| Prologue Thomas Zupko's directorial journey has taken him from Extreme to Elegant and now to Hustler. It appears that he made a pit stop at Mayhem, a fitting name for his style of hardcore. As usual he's concentrating on "ass". A predilection I heartily concur with. The buns on display are stellar, belonging to Haley Paige, Barbara Summer, Sandra Romain, Flower Tucci and Nicki Hunter. Hopefully the meat puppets can match their quality. |
 Haley Paige is in a cage that's either warped by the lens or patterned after a birdcage. She's yelling that she wants cock in her ass all the time and rubbing her crack on the steel bars. Zupko seems to have fallen in love with the greased look and Haley's tits and ass are shining beautifully. They've never looked better. A montage of quick cuts showing Haley rubbing her tits on the bars, her ass crack and just sticking her hand up the pooper. "I'm a dirty, filthy fucking ass whore. I want you to fuck my ass, scumbag." These are the words that flow out of that pretty mouth. She's belly down and squirming on a black cloth covered bed or platform when Jake Malone sneaks up on her and sniffs Haley's ass. It must smell good because his tongue snakes into her crack and he kneads her cheeks. Jake gives her sphincter some nose action and sucks at the chocolate starfish. He fingers both her holes and gives Haley a taste. Jake runs his face back in there, stem to stern. He gets four fingers into her ass to the first joint. Of course, Haley has to taste it. She's face down, ass up as Jake penetrates the pussy in doggy. He holds her by her outstretched arms creating a tension in Haley's body that shows it off very well. She kneels in front of Jake to blow him. It's a gagging, slobbering bj and a voice from offscreen screams "Eat my fucking cock". Haley spits in Jake's face and he rubs it on hers. She sucks some balls and goes back to gagging herself. Jake sits on her face to get his ass licked. He titty fucks her from that position, then goes back to sticking his cock down her throat. Haley gets spooned, then fucked in mish. She repeats her mantra from the beginning of the scene and climbs on Jake in RCA. A2M with some forced depth, and back on the cock. More A2M and the mantra is repeated. Haley takes Jake up the shitter in piledriver. Plenty of A2M breaks during this position. The mantra and a side entry mish anal insertion shot. Some shared spit while he digs her out and another A2M. Haley kneels in front of Jake in a classic no hands pose and he blasts off into and onto her mouth. Some PCH to end a scene that was too much about domination and too little about fucking. |
 Barbara Summer is oiled up and wearing a fishnet catsuit in a white room. There's a white covered mattress on the floor and some white bars that she rubs up against while spouting something in Czech. Could be her grocery list for all I know. She's playing with her ass and tits, fingering her no-no zone. Mr. Pete gets to play with the finely toned blonde. He rips the access hole to her unitard, completely freeing her ass. He spanks her a bit and plays with the little holes as Barbara is bent at the waist and grabbing her ankles. Pete buries his cock in her ass in standing doggy. The litany of Czech continues as he pumps away. Pete fucks Barb's face. She buries his cock in her throat and holds it there with Pete pinching her nose for about fifteen seconds. Barbara spit shines his cock a little and Pete face fucks her. He sets her back on the mattress, finger probes her ass and she climbs on his cock in CG anal. A copious amount of oil is poured on Barb's ass from above as she bounces on the cock. She manages to pull off the top of her destroyed fishnets while fucking. Barbara buries Pete deep, then takes it hard from underneath before turning for RCA. Pete wraps the discarded material through her mouth and around Barb's eyes just for the hell of it. They move to spoon anal and Barbara is giving Pete words of encouragement in English. A2M with some gagging, leading to doggy anal. More oil is poured from above in a sloppy shot that shows the arm and container in the frame. More A2M and a dissolve to anal piledriver. Pete admires her wide open hole and fucks her in reverse, then back again. Cut to a freshly greased Barbara being fucked in side entry anal. Pete pulls out and cums in Barbara's mouth but the shot is botched and all we really see is Pete's expression and some cum dripping from her chin as she gives him PCH. The whole scene seemed kind of flat anyway. No chemistry to speak of. |
 Sandra Romain is on the same set as Haley's scene. She's looking feral and horny, licking the epoxied floor. Sandra emanates sexuality from every pore as she squirms around on the bed and gives the camera her come hither look. She's also pretty well greased up. Van Damage and Tony T join her. Van has oil in a champagne flute, Tony looks more bizarre than usual with his 'fro in pigtails. He shoves his dick in Sandra's mouth as Van prepares the salad on her rear, then porks it. Sandra turns around for some equal opportunity and Tony hammers her as hard as he can. She turns again in her quest for a harder ass fuck. Tony throat fucks her hard and Sandra comes diving back for more. He tries to play tough with her but she's voracious and can't be intimidated. A2M, then anal in mish for Van as Tony continues to face fuck the hot Romanian. She and Van get into some spitting games and he reams her extra hard. Tony grabs her to fuck her pussy in mish. Sandra sucks, then sits on Van in RCA. Head for Tony, A2M for Van. Sandra puts her ass on Tony's cock in CG. Oil is poured on her perfect bottom as it gets railed. She sucks both cocks, then a cut to an RCDP. Sandra sounds like she's finally getting what she wants as Van digs deep into her pussy. She sucks the cocks clean and takes Van up her ass in a side entry doggy while she continues to fellate Tony. The guys trade ends and Tony rolls Sandra into spoon. He pounds her till her asshole is throbbing, then relinquishes it to Van in doggy. Tony takes her back in standing doggy and pounds her till he's ready to spill, dragging Sandra to the floor to receive his milk moustache and tongue drippings. Van dribbles into her mouth to end the scene. |
 Covergirl Flower Tucci is in the white room and wearing a black mesh top with skull and crossbones emblazoned on the front. A tight leather skirt hugs her huge ass. She's spewing her need of anal insanity as clothes are removed and body parts rubbed. Flower is also greased pretty well as she fingers her tight tushy. When she works her pussy, Flower gives us a taste of her trademark shower as the juices flow down her arm. Flower screams that nobody can handle her ass and invites the fucking. Two men appear in her cage, Brian Surewood and Jake Malone, with Flower back in her skimpy outfit. She sticks her ass in their faces, then jills off over Jake and drenches him with squirt. He sticks his tongue up there trying to find the source and Flower rubs herself on his face. Jake sucks her asshole and decides she needs more oil. He fingers both holes and gives her a taste of the mixed salad. Brian gives her his breadstick and Jake skewers her ready rump. They keep her on the rotisserie and turn her so she gets equal time on both sides. She's turned again and Jake takes Flower in mish anal. She rubs out a squirt and Jake's head follows right in to lick it up. Flower sits on Brian in RCA, A2M, then side entry mish anal for Jake. More oil is added while Jake is spearing the shit chute and Flower adds another little squirt. More ass for Jake before Brian gets back into the act, replacing him in side entry. A few deep strokes in Ms. Tucci's tushy and Brian explodes on her face. Jake follows with a healthy series of squirts into her mouth, then cups his hands for Flower to spill the mess into. Jake uses the cum for lube in Flowers ass and gives her a few strokes before a nasty A2M and another quick buttfuck. Cut to a heavy Flower shower over Jake's face and a scene ending cunt lick. |
 Nicki Hunter is laying in a white bathtub with the rim painted gold and filled with milk and rose petals. She's wearing a wreath on her head that has roses in it, her crown of thorns, and there's a Gregorian soundtrack playing as she dreamily has more milk pouring down her body. And what a body it is. I know that Nicki's boob job has been pointed to as one of the worst in porn but Nicki looks like she might have gotten them reworked 'cause they don't look half bad here. Her body lines are slim but she carries a woman's pulchritude and has a face that is at once beautiful and slutty. Especially with her platinum locks. Nicki stands in the tub and fingers her ass, declaring this her "anal resurrection". Jason Horne has his dick sticking through the hole in the tub where the water spout should be and Nicki sucks him through it while he bathes her with a milk saturated cloth. Nicki is a head bobbing machine when he stands for better access, taking some forays into her throat. He leans her back for face fucking and dunks Nicki into the milk. Her energy is consistent as nothing deters Nicki from her constant bobbing on cock. Jason continues to dunk her as they make their way back to the makeshift gloryhole. Nicki backs her ass up onto the protruding cock. Jason rises up again and fucks Nicki's ass in standing doggy. In a move to be repeated many times in this scene, Nicki goes into the milk and onto the cock. Getting dunked and having her throat speared. She rims Jason and he skull fucks her. In a series of repeated dunkings with Jason declaring "In the milk. On my cock", Nicki displays some amazing and unflagging energy, even as she fights to regain her breath. Jason lays out over the tub and Nicki sits on his dick in CG anal declaring that her ass needs cock. She pounds it into her, gives him A2M, and remounts in RCA. Jason bends Nicki over the tub to fuck her ass in doggy and dunks her head in the dwindling milk. Most of it is on the floor by now from all the splashing around. In this long anal sequence he splashes her head and body with the milk as she gets a good reaming. Jason goes up and over, Nicki turns around to suck him off and they take it home from here with a load being dropped into her mouth, Jason collecting it in his hand and using the goo to lube up his cock for another anal foray in doggy. One last dunk into the tub and Nicki spits milk onto the lens, licking it off after. |
| Epilogue Zupko set up an atmosphere that portrayed the women as insanely sexual. Mostly they just yelled things at the camera between being debauched and defiled. The theatrics didn't do anything for me and the sex fell flat. All the usual acts were performed, and sometimes with great energy and force, but the most important facet seemed to be missing. The pleasure. I didn't spot any chemistry between any of the performers, except maybe for Flower and Jake as she used him like a toilet. On the plus side, I've never seen Haley Paige look so good and Nicki Hunter looks great in milk. Sandra Romain frustrated Tony T, which also made me feel good. Beyond that I didn't get much from this video. |
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| Recommendation I'm sure there's an audience for this video, I'm just not amongst them. |
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