Deep Throat This 18 Review

Reviewed by Peter North Is My Hero  on  8/4/2005

Ya' know folks, just when I think a particular edition of "Deep Throat This" may be no good on account of the box cover or previews, an actual viewing of that same volume has proven me wrong more than once.

Take Volume 18 for example. Sure, it features an obscene photo of ultra-exotic Eva happily wearing one of Peter North's seemingly impossible DNA depoists; but she's sporting glasses which = goggles. None of the other girls featured on the cover seemed exceptionally attractive, nor were they thoroughly cum decorated; but the price was right ($16.98), so I gave DTT18 a spin.

I was caught quite off guard:

*****SOMA*****

Alright, this first girl wouldn't qualify as an absolute scorcher in my book, but she's still no plane jane. A latin girl who's supposedly celebrating
her birthday (with Liquor no less-is this legal?), she has big breasts and a pretty face. She sucks off two appropriately anonymous erections before they squirt two loads that easily give Peter North himself a run for his money. Having seen some phony-bolgna facials before (complete with prosthetic dick and artificial cum), I've wondered whether there's any way these freakish, tsunami-sized cumshots could be faked. After careful analysis of the footage, it all looks to be nothing short of 100% genuine. The first guy squirts with such volume and velocity, that CGI fakery couldn't duplicate the mess he makes of Soma's face; if CGI wasn't beyond the means of this porno's budget. After dick #1 is done, Soma says, "Happy Birthday to me. Where's my other present?" Dick #2 spurts more nut on to that sexy face, and then steps off camera for just an instant; which made me question the possible use of a realistic fake weiner; but upon closer examination, it all looks to be the real thing.

That's how massive these facials really are: they make you question whether they could be for real. The chapter ends with Soma eating her Birthday cake while still wearing the sperm samples. Kinda' gross (cum AND cake?), which leads into the next segment.

*****EVA*****

What's going on with this girl? She's one of the most beautifully exotic-looking girls I can remember seeing in a porno, yet why the glasses? Is she legitimately blind without them? Does she wear them for disguise, to maintain some degree of anonymity while cock slobbing on camera for dough? Are they essentially safety goggles to avoid cum on eyeball contact? Perhaps she wears them to make her standout among the crowded ranks of pron babes. Or does she have an alter porn ego which allows her to get twice as much work? I don't know, but I don't care for them.

Anyhow, Eva looks quite the sweet young thing with her pigtails and underoos. Great POV camerawork of that precious half-asian face deep throating Peter North. She moans throughout the suck-session. A wonderful sequence that's capped with the -so massive it's absurd- facial that can be seen on the front cover. Too bad she's wearing eye protection.

*****JESSICA SWEET*****

Now the disc shifts into high gear with a girl that I find to be way too fine. A cute babyface, yet Jessica sports Big, BIG, p-e-r-f-e-c-t, DD, 18-year-old, natural tits that director Carven Moorehead marvels over. Ms. Sweet isn't the most skilled cocksucker, yet she does perform lots and lots of deep throat. She makes almost no attempt to titty-fuck this hairy guy's dick, which is a damn shame. But there are good things ahead, when it's time for the wrap up. This guy delivers a facial I again, can only decribe as almost unreal. He aims his sperm with such accuracy, while manually adjusting her head, that nearly no section of her face goes unpainted. Semen on her forehead, semen on her nose, semen on both cheeks, semen up her nostril (she blows a bubble out). The guy says, "See what you made me do?"

Jessica cringes with unscripted disgust..............great fucking scene.

*****MASON*****

Alright, Mason is another hispanic model with very tight body and a very natural-looking boob job. Hate her hairsylye, which is similar to ones worn by many Latino porno girls. She does dome nice titty-fucking before she comences the cock suckery. The guy in this scene gets to fuck her face upside down as she hangs her head over the back of the couch she's laying on. There's some brief, but cool, upsidedown titty-fucking too. When the guy squits a thin load on her face, she complains about the sperm being in her eyes.

*****DILLON LAUREN*****

I luv this girl. Lovely face, cute gap in her upper teeth. Looks like she has red highlights in her brown hair. Fantastic, fuck-me voice. Oh yeah, except for the tatoos on her back, she has a perfect body.

The cinematography here is nearly flawless. No shots are provided of her ass, but seeing that this is an all oral/cumshots flick, that's forgivable; especially in light of the fact that the camera gives us all the necessary POV angles that Dillon's hot fucking face deserves. She really talks it up while getting repeatedly dick-slapped inbetween administering some beautiful oral skills. She tells the camera that she loves it when her face gets abused. Here's another awe-inspiring facial. As into the whole thing as she may be, it looks as though Dillon is caught just a tad bit off guard as this guy spurts not one, not two, but three jets of sploodge directly into her right eye. She's able to keep her eye open, despite all the sperm cells swimming around on her retina. She masterbates and says, "God, that made my pussy wet." She keeps her composure as she walks off camera with her eye red and glazed.

Incredible.

*****GINA RYDER*****

This woman's been in the porn game since 1999, and she's never looked better. Just stunning. Face: perfect with adorable freckles. Body: perfect......ass to die for. Fake mammaries, but they're otherwise near-perfect. Gina's in her mid twenties, but her voice is like that of an eighteen-year-old girl.

From the sounds Peter North makes, her mouth must feel as good as it looks on that weiner. She lies tummy-down on a couch while administering some of the oral pleasure. We get a nice view of her ass crack from the provided angles. She asks the camera, "you wanna' skull fuck me with your cock?" Peter indulges himself. North ends up disguising Gina with a cum beard.

*****CAMERON JAMES*****

This girl just doesn't move me. Some of the facial goes up her nose.

*****LUCY THAI*****

Very pretty asian girl. Seems she's been all over every porno DVD cover for quite some time now. The facial is impressive.

*****KYRA ROSSI*****

Kyra, acting like a dominatrix, shows two dicks who's boss, by having them face fuck her. She's no Gina Ryder, that's for damn sure. In one final act of oppression, Kyra forces the two dicks to squirt about 20 teaspoons each onto her face. Now she looks great.

*****ALEXIS TAYLOR*****

This sweetheart looks as though she should be walking across a college campus with a backpack on. Her face would definitely fall into the too pretty for porn category. The camera never dares to venture far from an extreme close up of that precious kisser. Alexis is an awesome cock-slobber. The way-beyond fortunate schmuck who gets to feel the inside of her cheeks can't stop moaning and gasping. I couldn't get enough of Ms Taylor's voice; wonderfully ditzy. This girl is so fucking beautiful, I wanted badly to see her do more than a blowjob. Even though the sperm count is a little low for DTT, it's still quite a sight to watch this girl get decorated.

*****TINA*****

Girl's nothing visually exceptional. The facial is weak.

*****MELL SUGARCUBE*****

Mell's a light skinned Brazillian woman with huge, natural breasts, and a radient face. She's unable to deep throat Mr. North, so I can't say much for her oral abilities; not to imply that she doesn't look great with a dick in her mouth. Peter oozes a horrendous mucous-mess onto that sexy, Brazillian, peach-colored face.

No, it's not the greatest edition ever of "Deep Throat This", but Volume 18 is still easily worth the $16.88 I shelled out for it. Of the 13 girls included, Jessica Sweet, Dillon Lauren, Gina Ryder, and Alexis Taylor's chapters are worth that price alone.