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Hustler Centerfolds 4 Review

Hustler

MASAMUNE's ratings for this movie:
Overall Rating
Female Looks
Male Looks
Sex
Plot/Acting n/a
Extras
A/V Quality
Rating Scale
Reviewed by MASAMUNE  on  8/6/2005

Who has my attention at the moment: 
Mary Anne. Fresh faced with creamy skin and a delicious bum with tiny teen tits- think Teagan in her early days. Brand spankin' new and already doing the dirty stuff. 'Nuff said. 

Director: Richard Hamilton
Camera: ???
Genre: Gonzo Vignettes
Release: 6/05
Notes:

! Scroll down to the bottom to see an explanation of my rating system.

 act 1:

Melissa Lauren 
vs. Lee Stone

APPEARANCE SEX TECHNICAL
Looks:  Erotic: Lighting/Colors:
Outfit:  Energy: Camerawork:
    Chemistry:

   
   

Sex Style
normal        dirty        raunchy

 

TOTAL SCORE
3.25

Anal, A2M, face-slapping, Facial 

Melissa starts us off with a wet and sloppy BJ with some minor throat-gagging. Lee cracks her hard several times across the face and we get Melissa's signature distressed eyes as she glares into the camera with her mouth full of cock. "You like the way I suck cocks?" she asks us...."I'm a nasty whore." Her face is deeply coated in her thick spit, her neck a slobbery mess with the spit oozing downwards onto her chest. Lee drills her pussy in a standing doggy fuck and with Melissa's arms resting on a chair, he picks up both her legs so she's suspended in midair. He continues to drill her like this and then impales her bum in missionary. Melissa rubs her clitty and demands a harder ass reaming. Lee is happy to oblige. The camera moves in real tight at the end and we get excellent shots of Melissa's spunked face, her lips a gooey and frothy mess of man cream.  

 act 2:

Boo D. Licious 
vs. Jean Val Jean

APPEARANCE SEX TECHNICAL
Looks:  Erotic: Lighting/Colors:
Outfit:  Energy: Camerawork:
    Chemistry:

   
   

Sex Style
normal        dirty        raunchy

 

TOTAL SCORE
4.25

Vaginal, Bodyshot (butt)

Boo's a sensual cockscuker, choosing slow and steady to win the race. We get some far shots here which shows her on her knees worshipping cock....always a bonus to have a long shot to establish context here. For our first position, Boo cowgirls in reverse and she's like the Energizer bunny she just keeps bouncing, and bouncing....and bouncing. Jean slaps at her booty and rubs at her clitty which makes her cum- it's a subtle orgasm, evanescent, and Boo just continues to fuck her way through it. She bounces and bucks as Jean holds her arms from behind to help out. Sprawled out on her back, Jean pistons into her cunt, her arms raised over her head in support. "I wanna cum I wanna cum....fuck...me!" she urges her lover. The dirtytalk continues to pour from her mouth and then the two go into a steamy standing doggy, their bodies ramming into each other like a jackhammer on pavement. Jean creams her ass and Boo slathers the cum all over her hand so she can lick it up. So ends a bootylicious scene with fantastic girl on top work from Boo.           

 act 3:

Jennifer Luv
vs. Sascha

APPEARANCE SEX TECHNICAL
Looks:  Erotic: Lighting/Colors:
Outfit:  Energy: Camerawork:
    Chemistry:

   
   

Sex Style
normal       dirty       raunchy

 

TOTAL SCORE
3.5

Vaginal, Facial 

Jennifer rolls her hips for us, smiling in satisfaction as she peers our way. In reverse cowgirl, Jenn utters naughties in spanish, (subtitles please!) her body bucking up and down harshly on Sascha's rod and making the bench creak. She gets quite wild, hopping about in free abandon with not a trace of modesty. She starts to grind on him and then plasters a few fingers to her clit, wiggling it about on her fingertips. Sascha fucks her up against the lifeguard tower, her right leg strewn up and over his neck as she balances on her remaining foot. She starts to move her hips, impaling herself on him raunchily. Sascha finally bursts, aiming his pent up passion in Jennifer's mouth. She collects it and then drools the cream out, the hot cum simultaneously spilling out of both corners of her mouth as well as the middle. We hear the huge load splatter against the ground. Excellent finish- one of the best 'spit out the cum' thingies I've ever seen.            

 act 4:

Jesse Capelli and Bella Starr

APPEARANCE SEX TECHNICAL
Looks:  Erotic: Lighting/Colors:
Outfit:  Energy: Camerawork:
    Chemistry:

   
   

Sex Style
normal       dirty       raunchy

 

TOTAL SCORE
3.5

Lesbian, 2 dildos
ratio- toys/no toys: 40/60

We have the usual lesbo intro- some kisses, some tit-play... and then Bella plunges two of her fingers up Jesse's cunt. She pumps her quickly, adding in her lick, which compels Jesse to start bucking her hips up and down from the pleasure. Bella pulls her fingers out of Jesse's sopping cunt so she can taste them one by one. She refills Jesse's void with a dildo and Jesse urges her on with her sultry dirtytalk. Her returning favor is a glass dildo up Bella's pussy. Jesse pumps her eagerly, staring at the camera and all the while teasing us: "I'm sure you're jacking off right now....don't you just wanna cum all over her...fuck her pussy like this...it's gonna make you cum isn't it, watching this?" Meanwhile, the spit and pussy juices drip from her opening. The girls carry the scene with their unbelievable good looks.     

 act 5:

Lanny Barby 
vs. Andrea Moranti, Talon

APPEARANCE SEX TECHNICAL
Looks:  Erotic: Lighting/Colors:
Outfit:  Energy: Camerawork:
    Chemistry:

   
   

Sex Style
normal       dirty       raunchy

 

TOTAL SCORE
3.75

Anal, A2M, DP, Facials 

Lanny flaunts her stripper's body and sluts it up further with a lengthy session of self-nipple-licking. Lanny displays excellent technique with the dual blowjob, looking into the camera as she quickly trades off between the cocks, lashing out with her tongue left and right, back and forth on the tips of the pricks. Lanny takes a hard drilling on the hood of the car in missionary before she lowers her ass down on hard cock. Her reverse cowgirl anal is a visual spectacle- her two fuckholes and two bolt-ons are shown off with immense care. She bounces up and down enthusiastically..."Cumming...." she tells us in between moans. A raunchy DP follows which shows off her gorgeous toned legs.          

DISC EXTRAS

  • Photo Gallery

  • Behind-the-Scenes 

  • 6 Trailers

THE  BOTTOM  LINE

The high production values are so blatantly apparent. It has its advantages and disadvantages. On the one hand, we get these impressive visuals....sexy visuals which put the vast majority of porn to utter shame. The women here look their best here, all dolled up as sexily as possible with the most flattering lighting possible. 

 

On the other hand, all the high gloss and Hollywood magic becomes rather distracting. The music seems to slightly drown out the heat and the gorgeous backgrounds seem to slightly disengage you from the sex. The camerawork seems to slightly drain energy from the performances. It's all these slight factors which add up. 

 

People say feature films have no heat. Not that this movie is a feature, but I'll draw an allusion. The lack of heat isn't so much an inadequacy of the sex but rather, an inadequacy of the mediums that surround it- the distracting music track, the stiff camera movement/angles. Especially this stiff camerawork. It all translates to 'cold detachment.' What people crave I think, is the reality, the reality that draws them closer to the performers, to the sex....the reality that a more fluid camera affords, a rawer approach a la Jules Jordan.

 

The sex is great in this movie. It's just other factors which get in the way. Even so, this is still superb porn and definitely worth a look. I recommend this for people wanting to see gorgeous women with the kind of camerawork that pays homage to their full form.         

       

 

 

 

 

 

 

TOTAL SCORE:
3.5

 

 


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Guide to my Rating System:

 a scene:

Performer X 
vs. Performer Y

APPEARANCE SEX TECHNICAL
Looks:  Erotic: Lighting/Colors:
Outfit:  Energy: Camerawork:
    Chemistry:

   
   

Sex Style
normal        dirty        raunchy

 

TOTAL SCORE
4.5

  • The scene's TOTAL SCORE: 4.5 is derived from 3 categories only: APPEARANCE, SEX, and TECHNICAL aspects. Sex Style does not factor into the total score. More on that later
  • These three categories carry different weights. To me and in the context of my rating system, SEX is slightly more important than APPEARANCE and of course each of these are more important than TECHNICAL aspects
  • Within the categories, the sub-elements carry different weights, the higher elements having more weight than the bottom ones. For example, I deem a female's "Looks" more important than the "Outfit" she is wearing, and the scene's "Erotic" value is more important than both the scene's "Energy" and "Chemistry"
  • The "Erotic" element is the most important element in the whole rating system. It's the overall erotic value that the sex has, not necessarily mutually exclusive with the other elements. However, the erotic element has more to do with a girl's performance than anything else. In gauging this rating I ask myself questions such as, "How good is her body motion? Tits bouncing sexily? Hips moving sexily? Does she arrange her body in a sexy manner?" or "Is her dirtytalk plausible? Is her performance realistic?" or "Does her moaning and breathing have heat? Is it sexy?" 
  • Each of the elements and categories are finely interwoven and dependent on each other. They are not necessarily mutually exclusive. i.e. A girl's "Looks" can be dependent on the scene's "Lighting" or "Camerawork." "Erotic" value can be dependent on the "Energy" in the scene or "Chemistry" or the "Camerawork" or the girl's "Looks." 
  • This rating system is my attempt to explain why a scene scored how it did. Each of the elements are different ways of looking at the scene and judging it. Although they are all deeply related, hopefully by examining the individual elements one gets a better perception and understanding of the scene.

Sex Style:
This isn't designed to be any indication of the strength of a scene. In breaking style up into three choices: normal        dirty        raunchy, I try to give the reader a better feel for the scene. If I indicate a scene as raunchy, that does not necessarily mean that it's full of gapes or ATM or double anals or massive facials or cum-eating. I could be looking at the raunchiness of the dirtytalk or the raunchiness of the body movement and moans- i.e. how hard a girl is trying to get herself off, the amount of "rawness" in her cowgirl bouncing and hip bucking; how horny she is. Similarly, if I indicate a scene as normal that does not necessarily mean that it's a couples scene! Although not designed to indicate scene strength, I tend to favor the right side of the spectrum- raunchy- and that's just my reviewer's slant. For me, raunchy usually means more energy and usually means more erotic value. It's not limited to this though- I have sometimes been blown away by the more "normal" scenes: genuine passion and love for instance... In this case, this would be reflected with a high "Erotic" and "Chemistry" rating.    

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