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Boxcover for Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre

Release date: 8/10/2005
Reviewed on: 9/28/2005 by MLyons

Starring: Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Cherokee, jessica drake, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Rita Faltoyano, Katie Morgan, Manuel Ferrara, Devon Michaels, Rebecca Love, Kris Slater, Kinzie Kenner, Scott Nails, Keri Sable, Taryn Thomas, Stormy Daniels, Katja Kassin
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan

Review brief:       Camp Cuddly Pines Power Tool Massacre Mike Lyons Reviews         Director Jonathan Morgan Cast Stormy Daniels, Jessica Drake, Nicole Sheridan, Cherokee, Kinzie Kenner, Keri Sable, Devon Michaels, Katie Morgan, Rita Faltoyano, Rebecca Love, Taryn Thomas, Katja Kassin, Eric Masterson, Voodoo, Tommy Gun, Randy Spears, Scott Nails, Kris Slater, Manuel Ferrara, Mike Horner (Non Sex). Genre Feature - Comedy Condoms All scenes have condoms. Running Time of Main Feature 2 Hr.
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Boxcover for How to Enlarge Your Penis & The Fine Art of Anal Intercourse
How to Enlarge Your Penis & The Fine Art of Anal Intercourse

Release date: 3/6/2003
Reviewed on: 9/28/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Marc Wallice, Erica Boyer, Scott Taylor
Studio: LBO
Directed by: John Stagliano

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 59 min. Production Date: 11 / 20 / 1995 Director: Scott Taylor and John Stagliano Cast: Scott Taylor, Erica Boyer, and Mark Dick O Death Wallice The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im not sure why, but Im not expecting much here... Initial Reaction: I wasnt sure whether to laugh or cry. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who thinks that John Stagliano started at the top or who wants a good laugh Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a good instructional release The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects definitely show the age of the movie. The audio has a loud hiss in the background as well as a few background noises. The video is also slightly blurry, grainy, and has an offcolor bar along all four edges. This is not an impressive looking or sounding release. Music: None for How to Enlarge Your Penis. Loud and cheesy music for The Fine Art of Anal Intercourse. Disc Complaints: The authoring is pretty bad here.
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Who Let the Whores Out?

Release date: 8/17/2005
Reviewed on: 9/28/2005 by picman

Starring: Mark Wood, Van Damage, Chris Evans, Sascha, Sandra Romain, Katrina Kraven, Dirty Harry, Penny Flame, Kami Andrews, Tyla Wynn
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Kami Andrews

Review brief: Prologue Kami Andrews is an ADT favorite, and the members were rightfully excited when it was announced that she was getting a legitimate opportunity at directing. She's enlisted some of her friends for the virgin volume and included herself, of course. Always play the strong hand. I've scrupulously avoided reading other reviews on this video so that I can keep it fresh for myself. By the looks of it, Kami might get as much critical attention as The Fashionistas before everything is said and done. Some labored breathing off camera, which is focused on a couch and the door. A knock. "Water company!" from the other side. Mark Wood walks in and Sandra Romain pops up dressed in canary yellow bra and panties (a great color for her), and bound hand and foot. Mark cuts her loose and Sandra tears his clothes off. Her head bounces happily on his cock, even deep throating the rock hard appendage. Sandra's body seems to be on fire as she worships his pleasure maker. Chicken heading, face fucking and ball washing.
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Boxcover for Wet Thai Stories 12: Naughty Habits
Wet Thai Stories 12: Naughty Habits

Release date: 12/13/2002
Reviewed on: 9/27/2005 by Joe Shaver


Studio: Exotic Productions


Review brief: If you are not already a rice queen, chances are you will be after viewing this one. A cuter litter of pups at play would be hard to find. The DVD is divided into the usual four sections, which here are called chapters. Chapter 1: The House Boy Cometh. A nicely fleshed young Thai wearing only white briefs is passed out in a chair. A slender and very attractive houseboy enters. He starts cleaning up the mess but is fascinated by the outline of a cock in the sleeping lads undies. He strokes it though the material. Pulling the underwear down he frees the juicy uncut stiffening dick. He licks and sucks it, bringing the ruby head clear of its foreskin. The sleeper awakes and removes the houseboy's clothing. They 69. The houseboy lowers himself onto his masters dick. Soon its the houseboy in the chair and the muscular lads cock is still in the houseboy. The houseboy cums while being fucked. His fucker withdraws to add his load to that already on the houseboys belly. Chapter 2: Rise and Shine. Two very handsome young men are discovered in bed.
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Boxcover for Buck's Beaver
Buck's Beaver

Release date: 4/7/2005
Reviewed on: 9/27/2005 by YogaDame

Starring: Kitty, Lena Ramon, Todd, Buck Angel, Jeff Cambell, Wade Mokawk
Studio: Robert Hill Ent.


Review brief: Buck's Beaver Cast: Buck Angel, Kitty, Lena Ramon, Wade Mohawk, Jeff Cambell [sic], Todd. Director: Buck Angel Production date: 12/01/04 Length: 89 min. (including the interview, which is available separately but also runs in segments prior to each scene) Extras: The 7-min. interview with Buck Angel, a 20-min. collection of bonus scenes, and a 2-min. slide show. False Advertising: The cover incorrectly claims this is "The First FTM Porno Movie." Actually, it's not even Buck's firsthe has at least three previous releases through Mr. Bad Daddy Entertainment. In fact, the Buck's Beaver interviewer mentions seeing one of those movies. Whatever. If I were to deduct points every time I read hyperbole on an adult movie box cover, I doubt I'd ever award any five-star ratings. Audio/visual quality: The videography is disappointing. The problems are most apparent in the cringe-inducing second scene. The camera operator appears to be either (a) unfamiliar with the equipment or (b) higher than a weather balloon.
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Boxcover for Sarah Young: The Goddess of Love 5
Sarah Young: The Goddess of Love 5

Release date: 5/24/2005
Reviewed on: 9/27/2005 by picman

Starring: T.T. Boy, Tony Tedeschi, Sarah Young, Jon Dough, Cal Jammer
Studio: MoserVision
Directed by: Sascha Alexander

Review brief: Prologue Having gotten a taste of Sarah Young in an earlier edition, I was hankering for another crack at this boobalicious cutie. Checking the trailers online I saw that this volume contained Jake Steed and the legendary FM Bradley. My interest is piqued. More pretty porn with a horny beauty. The video starts off with Sarah being fondled from behind by Jon Dough. They're in a spoon position, but no penetration as yet. The bed in this scene is very interesting. It has a mirror in the middle of the headboard. A true voyeur's delight. Sarah's diaphonous blue nightie is slipped up over her mammouth balloons and her panties spirited away. The only sound is of heavy breathing. Jon does some ass worship while Sarah fondles her boobs, taking some time before slipping her some skin. The defenses are finally breached in the same spoon position and Sarah fucks back at him. The action is only implied at first by sound and motion. Jon lifts her leg so we can see him balls deep in Sarah's hot twat.
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Boxcover for Better Sex Guide to Anal Pleasure, The
Better Sex Guide to Anal Pleasure, The

Release date: 12/15/2003
Reviewed on: 9/27/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Karen, Chris, Julie, Lisa, Leila, Julian St. Jox, Chennin Blanc, Eric Masterson, Lee, Billy, Cheyne Collins, Maya Divine, Charles, Ben, Kris Slater, Pason, Jane Monreal, Jack Morin
Studio: Sinclair
Directed by: Mark Schoen

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 61 min. Production Date: 05 / 2003 Director: Mark Schoen, Ph.D. Cast: Karen, Ben, Chennin Blanc (listed as Wendy), Cheyne Collins (listed as Mike), Julian St. Jox, Lee, Pason (listed as Judy), Kris Slater (listed as Chris), Billy, Julie, Wendy Divine, Eric Masterson, Leila, Charles, Lisa, and Chris in demonstrations with expert Jack Morin, Ph.D. and host Jane Monreal The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sinclair has been doing a very nice job with some of their recent releases. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Its definitely a beginners feature, but as a beginners feature its very well done. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos curious but very nervous about anal sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with a bit of anal experience The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is very nicely done, with a nice balance and no background noises. The video is a little weak. It has a softness that seems unnecessary, but is well lit.
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Boxcover for Jack's Teen America: Mission 5
Jack's Teen America: Mission 5

Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 9/27/2005 by pwing

Starring: Christian XXX, Devon, Dasha, Tommy Gunn, Lee Stone, Sandra Shine, Jayna Oso, Teagan Presley, Jean Val Jean, Keri Sable
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Robby D

Review brief: Cast: Dasha, Devon, Jayna Oso, Teagan, Keri Sable, Sandra Shine, Christian, Jean Valjean, Lee Stone, Tommy GunnProduction Date:2005Directed by Robby D. for Digital PlaygroundRun Time:0:00:00 Christian & Teagan "She's Baaaaack!" "Vote for me. Teagan Presley." -Teagan Teagan is back to debut her new titties fot the Teen America series in this fifth "mission". She's got the schoolgirl outfit crackin' but it comes off after the initial banter is done.Christian gets Teagan's ass warmed up with a bit of light spanking using a wooden paddle. It seems to put Teagan in a sort of zone where she would love nothing better than to suck and fuck which is exactly what happens next. An abrupt cut brings about Teagan slobbing at Christian's knob and doing a better job of it than I've ever seen her do. She seems to enjoy it more as well as being more comfortable, confident, and in control.
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Boxcover for Francesca's Juggies 3
Francesca's Juggies 3

Release date: 8/2/2005
Reviewed on: 9/27/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Francesca Le, Jada Fire, Mark Wood, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Sativa Rose, Tory Lane, Alec Knight, Austin Kincaid
Studio: Le Wood
Directed by: Francesca Le

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 149 min. Production Date: 5 / 26, 27 / 2005, 6 / 7, 9, 16 / 2005 Director: Francesca Le Cast: Francesca Le, Austin Kinkaid, Jada Fire, Sativa Rose, Tory Lane, Alec Knight, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, and of course, Mark Wood The Short Story Initial Expectations: Le Wood has really been impressing me with their movies. Im going into this one with high expectations. Initial Reaction: Mmmmmmmmmmm. Who Should Watch It : Fans of tits and anybody wanting hot sex without the plot Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting boring and passionless sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, and the music is nicely brought in to mix things up a bit. The video is just as nice, with well done lighting and barely any grain or camera motion. This is a very nice looking and sounding gonzo movie. Music: Theres some music during the opening teases, which has a hard feel.
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Boxcover for Teens Cumming Of Age 2
Teens Cumming Of Age 2

Release date: 8/10/2005
Reviewed on: 9/26/2005 by morbidthoughts

Starring: Dave Hardman, John Strong, Katie, Tina Fine, Mary Anne, Nikki Nievez, Veronica Stone, Tee Reel, Shawna Lenee
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: David Luger

Review brief: Dave Lugar directs movies for both Red Light District and Platinum X and seems to specialise in teen movies in general and also the occassional teen movie. I've been a fan of his movies since his Rookie Cookies series for Elegant Angel. His formula was really simple, he interviews the hesitant or talkative teen and brings her personality out with his laid back shy (some would say perverted) nature. This movie like the first one doesn't follow the formula. The girls give a monologue or are prompted by questions that the viewer doesn't get to hear. Dave sure knows how to pick the girls though especially with the cover girl Kara Mynor. Her beauty is reminiscent of Madison Monroe especially with the eyes and those bee stung lips and she seems to like John Strong in her scene. Veronica Stone turns the inner pervert on with those rectangle glasses. Tall lithe girl with brown hair, her most appealing features is her gap-toothed smile and those glasses. Okay and the tear-drop-shaped breasts.
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Boxcover for Catherine
Catherine

Release date: 9/12/2005
Reviewed on: 9/26/2005 by MASAMUNE

Starring: Mike Foster, Bruno SX, Valentina Velasquez, Audrey Hollander, Victoria Swinger, Otto Bauer, Adriana Rouso, Nikky Blond
Studio: Ninn Worx
Directed by: Michael Ninn

Review brief:   Catherine (single disc edition)   Director: Michael Ninn Camera: Chris Hall & Miles Long Genre: Artporn Release: 9/05 Notes: 1 hr 59 min widescreen no condoms (I recommend you check out the trailers and promo stuff at ninnworx.com before you proceed with the review) Catherine comes in 2 editions: a cheaper single-disc version which is basically just the feature itself and also a special 2 disc collector's edition which is loaded with extras. I'll be reviewing the single-disc edition. This movie doesn't have much of a story nor is there any character development. For those of you looking for that kind of porn, you won't find it here.
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Boxcover for Jack's Playground 14
Jack's Playground 14

Release date: 10/5/2004
Reviewed on: 9/26/2005 by pwing

Starring: Eric Masterson, Joel Lawrence, Crissy Moran, Jelena Jensen, Christie Lee, Melissa Lauren, Teagan Presley, Eve Laurence, Monica Temptem
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Robby D

Review brief: Cast:Celeste, Christie Lee, Crissy Moran, Eve Lawrence, Jelena Jansen, Melissa Lauren, Monica, Teagan, Eric Masterson, Joel LawrenceProduction Date: 2004Directed by Robby D. for Digital PlaygroundRun Time: 1:32:01 Joel Lawrence & Melissa Lauren "You like to stretch my little french asshole?" -Melissa Lauren After a brief recap of the previous volume of Jack's Playground you'll soon find Melissa Lauren decked out in pink fishnets from head to toe. She's also tossed on some shiny black boots and a white sailor's hat for good measure. Well at least it's good for a laugh.Lauren and Lawrence give a decent scene. They maintain a solid pace through doggie, RCG, and side positions. Lauren's pussy looks delectable in during the RCG. Her pussy is almost as pink as her fishnet stockings which remain on throughout the scene.Her anal slows the pacing of the scene for a bit but does pick up as it progresses. She takes it in the ass in three positions (side, RCG, mish) before the pop.
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Boxcover for Fill Me In 2
Fill Me In 2

Release date: 9/1/2005
Reviewed on: 9/26/2005 by bono-ONE

Starring: Mariane, Reno, Nick Manning, Michelle Lay, Jazz Duro, Gabriella Asstryd, Hillary Scott, Saana, Princyany Carvalho, Don Picone, Lorrayne
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Ron Hightower

Review brief: Here we have a dvd that celebrates the girls all taking creampies and if that doesn't interest you then I suggest moving on. I don't really care for them myself but I try and enjoy all the other aspects to the scene such as the cock sucking, pussy licking, ass licking, and of course the fucking with the conclusion being more of a curiousity on my part as to how messy the pies will be. So let's hit a few highlights for this one and yes Hillary Scott is in DA House,hehe!! Saana: Leadin off with this blond babe you watch her tease us roaming her hands over the body and I think you'll be really glad when she turns around bends over and shows off that ass. Like other DVSX releases you also have some black and white footage intermingled with the tease but thankfully most of it is in color like when Saana furiously fingers her pussy. Her man soon joins in standing over Saana with his cock being released and instantly engulfed by her mouth.
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Boxcover for Fine Ass Bitches
Fine Ass Bitches

Release date: 8/6/2005
Reviewed on: 9/26/2005 by bono-ONE

Starring: Shay Sweet, Chris Cannon, Lee Stone, Kurt Lockwood, Talon, Kris Slater, Delilah Strong, Harmony Rose, James Deen, Karina Kay, Mary Anne, Haley Paige
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Bobby Manila

Review brief: Welcome fans to another quickie review as I see this one's been covered a little already. The cast of girls is top notch led by Karina Kay, Haley Paige, Delilah Strong, and did I mention Shay Sweet was in this. Now that's a name not heard for awhile but Shay's a pro and knows her way around a dick! I'll give you a flavor of a few scenes just to wet your appetite! Haley Paige: This recent ADT newbie gets first scene honors and well anyone who's watched her knows she's got a fabulous body from head to toe highlighted by those amazing tits. Haley is sure to give us a few good squeezes on those puppies and you also get to gaze upon her ass which is a good one. Most of the early tease was in black and white which is ok but I loved it a whole lot more when we went to color. Lee Stone is brought in, riding crop in hand and he does some soft spanking with it to her ass as well as licking that tushy. Haley does a fine job sucking cock and Bobby gives some nice close ups of the action in front and behind where Lee's busy getting that ass/ pussy ready.
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Boxcover for Ass Factor 3 (DVSX)
Ass Factor 3 (DVSX)

Release date: 9/10/2005
Reviewed on: 9/26/2005 by bono-ONE

Starring: Chris Cannon, Sophia, Sergio, Cheyne Collins, Ava Vincent, Kurt Lockwood, Talon, Katrina Kraven, Dillan Lauren, James Deen, Kelly Wells, Taryn Thomas, Nikki Nievez
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Guy Capo

Review brief: Welcome fans to another Guy Capo release and this one deals with a subject near and dear to a lot of hard cocks and that ass fucking. You have some fine looking ladies on hand who all open up their backdoors led by Kelly 'fuckin' Wells, Dillan Lauren, and Taryn Thomas just to name a few. Guy often likes to add a bit of storyline to his titles but with this one I don't think one is really needed! Ava Vincent: Leading off with this attractive blond Guy gives some nice tease of Ava lying on a bed. He intercuts some qiuck flashing black and white images but mostly it's Ava playing with her ass/ pussy getting us ready for the main course. She does utilize some glassware to further pry her ass open. I like how Guy keeps a tight shot focusing on Ava as she's pleasuring herself. No blowjob to start either when the cock is brought in it's right into her pussy for some mish action. There is P2M from Ava before the ass reaming commences in doggie and you have a great underneath shot looking up as her ass is fucked.
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Boxcover for I Love Lanny
I Love Lanny

Release date: 6/20/2005
Reviewed on: 9/26/2005 by scipio

Starring: Scott Styles, Kimberly Franklin, Mr. Pete, Lanny Barbie, Kurt Lockwood, Steve Hooper, Jayna Oso, Anais Alexander, Tony De Sergio
Studio: Suze Randall
Directed by: Holly Randall

Review brief: I Love Lanny Pureplay Media/A Suze Randall Production Reviewed by scipio and Yoshi. Dir: Holly Randall Cast: Lanny Barby, Anais Alexander, Jayna Oso, Kimberly Franklin, Mr.Pete, Toni DeSergio, Scott Styles, Kurt Lockwood, Steve Hooper. Extras: Trailers: Addicted to Sex, Undressed and Oversexed, Dark Side, Sky Foxes, Ladies in Lust, Sophisticated Sluts, Too Naughty to Say No. Extra footage: 2 minutes of rapid-edit footage of Lanny moving around looking sexy, in a "moving penthouse still" kind of way. My first real look at Lanny, and she does look good. Though the end of this footage crashed my computer's DVD player three times. First time that's ever happened.. I tested it on three different standalone DVD players as well and it also crashed every time at this point, requiring the player to be powered down and then back on. Not huge marks, technically, there. Photo Gallery: A bunch of still shots that freaked out on my computer's player and went back to the extras menu. They ran at something like three images per second on the standalone player.
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Boxcover for Enjoying Guilty Pleasures
Enjoying Guilty Pleasures

Release date: 12/14/2003
Reviewed on: 9/26/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Karen, Julian St. Jox, Chennin Blanc, Eric Masterson, Cheyne Collins, Maya Divine, Joelean, Ben, Kris Slater, Pason
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Mark Schoen

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 57 min. Production Date: 05 / 2003 Director: Mark Schoen, Ph. D. Cast: Wendy Divine, Eric Masterson, Pason (listed as Judy), Kris Slater (listed as Chris), Chennin Blanc (listed as Wendy), Cheyne Collins (listed as Mike), Joelean, Ben, Karen, Julian St. Jox, Lee, Billy, Julie, Tony, Tania, Chris, Lisa, Leila, Charles, and Kristianin sexual roles and hosted by Jane Monreal with experts Herb Samuels, Ph.D., Louise-Andree Saulnier, M. A., and Jack Morin, Ph.D. The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sinclairs features have been fairly hit or miss for me. Im not quite sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Its a little basic, but for the audience its aimed at I think its very well done. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos extremely nervous about sex or who feels completely lost Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt want graphic sexual instruction The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very well done.
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Boxcover for Phetish Phantasy
Phetish Phantasy

Release date: 7/29/2005
Reviewed on: 9/26/2005 by picman

Starring: Zenza Raggi, Lexington Steele, Frank Gun, Nick Lang, James Brossman, Mandy Bright, Lilit, Jenifer, Simony Diamond, Vanessa Hill, Angela Winter, Yvette Balcano
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Directed by: Mandy Bright

Review brief: Prologue In the BTS for Mason's Riot Sluts, Mandy Bright revealed that she had ideas of her own on how to shoot pornography and was exercising them on the internet. Not long after, she was announced as a new director for Mercenary's new European arm. Pretty ambitious for a relatively new studio. I don't think this is her first effort, but it's my first opportunity to see for myself what this fine performer has up her sleeve. Of her cast I can only identify Mandy and Simony with any confidence. I used Sbando's Eurobabe index for the others and am reasonably sure I got the ID's correctly. Sue me if I'm wrong. In an opening sequence that looks like a cross between a Robert Palmer video and Mad Max, Frank Gun, wearing a long leather duster and pants, is accompanied by red vinyl corset wearing Yvette Balcano and Angela Winter in a giant garage. He's holding a couple of chains which wind up around their necks as they team up on sucking his cock.
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Boxcover for Double Parked 12
Double Parked 12

Release date: 4/13/2005
Reviewed on: 9/26/2005 by scipio

Starring: Joel Lawrence, Jada Fire, Jada, Dillion Day, Dennis, Trinity, Kid Jamaica, Nick Manning, George Uhl, Sascha, Joe Monti, Jazz Duro, Tera Joy, Melissa Black, Myra, Ellen Saint, J.J.
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: K.K.

Review brief: Double Parked 12 - Parking in Rear Reviewed by scipio and Yoshi. Dir: KK Extras: BTS: A few amusing minutes of nondescript BTS stuff. Solo Scenes: about 1min 45 of each girl masturbating. Photo Gallery: A series of stills in autorun form. Just a shame the girls never look as good in the film as they do here. 3mins. Hot Shots: Cumshot recaps for each scene, basically. Internet Access: Web-enable this disc by outting it into your PC.. Trailers: Booty Central 7, Girls Interrupted 3, A Brotha's POV 2. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. In the scene running times I start counting when the sex starts to happen, so I don't count the minute or two of tease that precedes it. I keep reviewing these discs, because I do have a liking for the titular fetish of this series (DP's). But with these things it does seem to be very hit-or-miss.
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Boxcover for Hustler's Greatest Tits 2
Hustler's Greatest Tits 2

Release date: 3/25/2005
Reviewed on: 9/26/2005 by scipio

Starring: Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Rick Masters, Holly Body, Dick Nasty, Victoria, Isabella, Layla Jade, Cherokee, Mark Wood, Toni Ribas, Brett Rockman, Craig Moore, Victoria Givens, Shauna Banks, Brooke Daze, Ana Nova, Janet Taylor, Crystal Potter, Jocelyn Potter, Isabella (American), Stormy Daniels
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Mark Kismet

Review brief: Hustler's Greatest Tits 2 Reviewed by scipio and Yoshi. Dir:Mark Kismet. Extras: Slideshow: A series of badly-framed stills in autorun form. 2mins. Trailers: Menu with a selection of trailers from: College Girls Reunion/Barely Legal Ski Camp/Cumswappers/Professianals 6/Ghetto Booty 14/Snowstorm. Sex talk: Same old Phone Sex ads with Paisley and others. Hustler.com: Website Ad Hustler Hollywood: That mildly-amusing commercial. Well it's mildly amusing the first time you see it, anyway. The Hustler's Greatest Tits discs turn out to be a compilation line featuring scenes taken from their Busty Beauties series. Scene 1: Busty Beauties 2 - Rockstar Fantasy - The Potter Twins - Alex Sanders No Condoms. Anal. The Potter Twins bear very little similarity to Harry, thankfully. Both have long blonde hair, huge breasts (far from the best boobjobs, sadly) and are dressed in white bras and panties. Alex Sanders is our "rockstar" of the day, I guess because he has long hair.
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Boxcover for Fumetti Company, The
Fumetti Company, The

Release date: 5/6/2004
Reviewed on: 9/25/2005 by Flash

Starring: Summer Cummings, Carolyn Monroe, Sass Lynn, Ryan Conner, Sadie Atkins, Sadie Belle, Oak O'Kork, Angelique Lei
Studio: Harmony Concepts
Directed by: Oak O'Kork

Review brief: Apparently this film wasn't for me. If you are a fan of watching women who are tied up struggle, you might try renting the title. If you aren't just give the film a pass as there isn't anything here that will interest you. Personally I doubt I'll ever watch one of their titles again.
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Papa Holmes' Little Girls

Release date: 7/10/2005
Reviewed on: 9/25/2005 by morbidthoughts

Starring: Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Toni Ribas, Karina Kay, Yvette Balcano, Natalie Brown, Sabina Blue, Afrodite Night
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Steve Holmes

Review brief: I found this movie disappointing. Just by looking at the cover, I figured this to be the RLD/PXP crew foraging through a euro cast. However rumours of a certain makeup artist being fucked by Steve Holmes was enough for me to pop this dvd into the player. At first I was confused why would Hotwax Steph be in this movie since it seems to be based in Europe until the first scene with Karina Kay came on. Karina is easily the prettiest girl in the movie and her scene with Steve is the best. Her beauty and passion as they wrestle each other on a nice red velvet covered bed stood out and I wondered if Steve had to throw this scene into a euro movie to make it watchable. Because I didn't find any but one of the euro girls attractive. It's sad when the makeup artist (Trinity) is more attractive than all of the euro girls. When Toni Ribas, Erik Everhard, and Steve work on the euro girl of the scene, I start thinking of little blue men as I start humming the Smurf's theme due to the title of this movie.
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Greatest Big Bust Video Ever 2, The

Release date: 9/13/2004
Reviewed on: 9/25/2005 by jayo

Starring: Tiffany Towers, Busty Dusty, SaRenna Lee, Honey Moons, Erica Everest, Angelique, Crystal Storm, Casey James, Alyssa Alps, Angel Austin
Studio: Score


Review brief: The Score Group publishes a variety of magazines for different kinks, but their bread-and-butter is "Score" magazine, which caters to the big-tit crowd. "The Greatest Big Bust Video Ever" is a collection of scenes featuring models who regularly appeared in Score and its sister publications. It has the typical Score production values: bright, flat lighting, good video and sound, and good camera work. It's not arty, just aimed where you want to be without a lot of annoying pans and cuts. I think the models are more attractive than the amateur-style videos, but they also tend toward freakishly-huge siliconed boobs that don't seem necessary with such attractive faces and tight bodies. Most of the scenes have music that, while it's not exactly good, I find less annoying than the standard porn fare. There's some nice variety here, not just the same old strip, dip and cum routine that masturbation videos often fall into. The are twelve girls, and each is broken into multiple chapters so you can skip around.
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Boxcover for Drunk on Cum (Colossal)
Drunk on Cum (Colossal)

Release date: 7/10/2005
Reviewed on: 9/25/2005 by RLD Fiend

Starring: Barbara Summer, Eve Laurence, Tyla Wynn, Samantha Ryan, Haley Paige
Studio: Colossal Entertainment


Review brief: Drunk on Cum Studio: Colossal Entertainment Director: Martin Del Toro Year: 2005 Feature Time: 2:06:04 Extras: Behind the Scenes (0:11:21) Starring: Eve Lawrence Tyla Wynn Haley Paige Barbara Summer Samantha Ryan Themes: Swallowing, Spitting Why does Martin Del Toro credit himself as "XXX" on the box cover? Who knows- he's one of a new breed of promising, up-and-coming porn directors whose name deserves greater exposure. He's directed a bunch of movies for Vertigo Video and now for Colossal emphasizing a lot of spit play right on the camera lens. Del Toro also seems to come up with a lot of inventive ways for the girls to fool around with cum at the end of their scenes. In this movie the girls play bartender and fix themselves up some mixed cocktails that include some man protein, of course! Scene 1: Samantha Ryan and Kurt Lockwood I hardly recognized Samantha Ryan in this opening scene. She's sporting a new blonde hair color as opposed to brown, which I think looks quite good on her.
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Boxcover for Cream Filled Holes (Lethal Hardcore)
Cream Filled Holes (Lethal Hardcore)

Release date: 10/10/2004
Reviewed on: 9/25/2005 by RLD Fiend

Starring: Jezebelle Bond, Dillan Lauren, Chiquita Lopez, Ava Ramon, Nicole Brazzle, Genesis Skye
Studio: Lethal Hardcore
Directed by: Stoney Curtis

Review brief: Cream Filled Holes! Studio: Lethal Hardcore Director: Stoney Curtis Year: 2004 Feature Time: 2:06:57 Extras: Outtakes and Trailers (0:38:29) Starring: Nicole Brazzle Ava Ramon Chiquita Lopez Genesis Skye Dillan Lauren Jezebelle Bond Themes: Internal Lethal Hardcore is a newer company started by Stoney Curtis that seems to shoot a lot of internal cumshot releases. When I first started reviewing here, I looked at a movie entitled "Fuel Injected" that was very similar to this one. There was something weird about that film, but I was unwilling to put my finger on it at the time. The problem is the apparent use of fake cum in that movie and this one. The rumors have swirled about Lethal's magic tricks with semen in their movies, and judging from what I've seen in both titles, the rumors appear to be true. It's not that big a deal to me personally, but if consumers want to see vaginal cream pies, they want to see the genuine article.
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