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Boxcover for I Dig 'em In Pigtails 2
I Dig 'em In Pigtails 2

Release date: 3/21/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Nicole Brazzle, Holly Wellin, Nikki Hilton, Jessica Jammer, Kaci Starr, Georgia Peaches
Studio: Acid Rain
Directed by: Bobby Damone

Review brief: I Dig Em In Pigtails 2 is one of the better young girl themed titles Ive seen in a long time. Not only are the girls innocent looking and cute, they play their roles perfectly as coming-of-agers. Just look at the lineup (and the box cover, if youre so lucky) and youll see some knockout faces: Georgia Peach, Nicole Brazzle, Holly Wellin, Kaci Starr, Nikki Hilton, Jessica Jammer, and Katie Ray. The makeup artist and costumer should win AVN awards for their efforts in this one. Pigtails, of course, are mandatory on each chick, and they all look great, particularly when they are being pulled by the guys during doggie. While the girls all start their scenes with a sweet innocence, once they get turned on, the volcano starts to erupt. And these girls know how to keep the lava flowing. Georgia, Jessica, and Kaci all take it up their darling little poopers. Facials conclude each of the five scenes.
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Gonzo Girlz

Release date: 6/3/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Tony T., Dynamite, Mark Wood, T.J. Cummings, Flick Shagwell, Aria, Melanie Jagger, Estelle Lawrence, Alex Rox, Kelli Tyler, Cailey Taylor, Trinity James, Ciera Sage, Jason Zapato
Studio: Bad Ass


Review brief: Gonzo Girlz is a compilation from Metro and it features some of the best talent in the biz today. Unfortunately, since each of the scenes is snipped from a Metro feature, dont expect a lot of hard pounding, extreme sex action. The cast list includes such studettes as Cailey Taylor, Ciera Sage, Dynamite, Estelle Lawrence, and Flick Shagwell. And while all of them have burned bright before a camera at one time or another, these are not some of their hottest moments. These scenes are from couples features, and youll get nothing that would upset your average suburban couple. Thats not necessarily a bad thing, of course. In this day and age when its become the norm to spank, slap, hair pull, choke, and spit on porn actresses, its nice to see a bunch of people who appear to actually enjoy having sex. About half the 10 scenes involve anal sex, and all end in facials. But there isnt an A2M or face stomp to be found.
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Boxcover for Oh Boy That's a Big Toy 2
Oh Boy That's a Big Toy 2

Release date: 5/6/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Alex, Leslie Taylor, Bruno SX, Esmeralda, Susana, Yasmine Gold, Katia Killer, Ricardo Branco, Ram, Renata Black, Pamela Laine
Studio: Legal Pink


Review brief: Oh Boy Thats A Big Toy #2 is the latest from the Legal Pink factory, which continues to churn out Euro porn of questionable quality at an alarming rate. Each of the six scenes starts with a girl masturbating with a huge dildo. A guy comes in and helps her out for a while, then the sex begins. The cookie-cutter scenes use a similar agenda - eating the girl, blowjob, reverse cowgirl, doggie, mish, open mouth facial, clean-up. Katia Killer and Renata Black (in the opening and closing scenes) get fucked in the ass, but theres no A2M. The girls are, of course, dressed as teenagers and often wear at least part of their outfits throughout the action. While none of the girls would be considered dogs, only Yasmine Gold would rate a cute on most scorecards. The sex is plagued by the stereotypical Euro habit of having the girls stare at the camera and fake moan like crazy. There also is the usual overkill of gaping, with the guys stopping every 12 strokes or so to allow the camera a close-up of the dilated pussy or asshole.
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Boxcover for Head Master 2 (Adam & Eve)
Head Master 2 (Adam & Eve)

Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Roxanne Hall, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Jasmine, Tommy Gunn, Noname Jane, Smokie Flame, Vanessa Lane, Austyn Moore
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Toni English

Review brief: Head Master 2 is a couples flick from Adam & Eve, so you can be assured of a few things: The sex will be tastefully done, the sets and costumes will be creatively lavish, and the film will basically be boring. There are six vignettes in this one, and only the first one (involving newcomer Austyn Moore and Tommy Gunn) has anything to do with school, so the title is a bit misleading. Hes the teacher, shes the student, and they romp around a classroom before he drops his load on her tummy. The other segments include (in order): Violet Blue and Jazmin double-teaming Niko in a sultans abode; Smokie Flame and Marco Duato getting it on in a park atop a motorcycle, where she takes the films only anal insertion; Austyn (Again? So soon?) and Evan Stone in a barnyard next to (and, for a short time, atop) a horse; Roxanne Hall and Kris Knight as a nun and a priest in a church (which is sure to piss off any religious viewers); and Vanessa Lane and Chris Evans as, respectively, a drill instructor and a soldier in a night-time soiree in a field. Roxanne and Vanessa take the only facials.
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Boxcover for Anal P.O.V. 7 (Devil's Films)
Anal P.O.V. 7 (Devil's Films)

Release date: 6/19/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Marlene, Simone De Marco, Ellen Saint, Natalli DiAngelo, Diana Lion
Studio: Devil's Film


Review brief: Anal POV 7 could have been a terrific flick. Instead, thanks to some typical Euro shenanigans, its simply average. The problems? First, its not an entirely POV-shot flick. At some points, a third party holds the camera and captures different angles of the action. Not that thats such a bad thingI actually get tired of the same angle throughout a scene. But that clearly makes it a mislabeled title and it should not be called POV. In addition, when the guy is holding the camera, there is constant shaking and poor centering on the girl. It cant be easy (Id never try it!), but leave this type of difficult filming to the pros who know how to fuck and shoot at the same time. Next, the actors (who were not identifiedshame on you, Devils Film) never shut up. If theyre not sweet-talking the girls (in Broken English, no less), theyre giving instructions or, even worse, moaning like theyve never had sex before. As the commercial says, Men should act like men Lastly, theres a lot of A2P and gaping. The gaping simply ruins the cohesiveness of the scene. The A2P is just a personal turnoff.
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Weapons Of Ass Destruction 5

Release date: 9/29/2006
Reviewed on: 10/9/2006 by LSBReviews

Starring: Jules Jordan, Jerry, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, August, Cindy Crawford, August Night, Kris Slater, Isabel Ice, Jamie Elle, Jasmine Tame, Amy Ried
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Jules Jordan

Review brief: Weapons Of Ass Destruction #5 Produced 08/06 Jules Jordan Video (www.julesjordanvideo.com) Disc One 133 minutes Disc Two 63 minutes Directed by: Jules Jordan Starring Disc One: Amy Ried, Cindy Crawford, Isabel Ice, Jasmine Tame, Jules Jordan, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes and Jerry. Starring Disc Two: August, Jamie Elle, Kris Slater and Steve Holmes. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Weapons Of Ass Destruction #5 is a two disc set from Jules Jordan that contains six sex scenes and over three and a half hours of footage when you add in the BTS. All six girls in the film are good looking, wear sexy clothing, get fucked in the ass and suck cock "ass to mouth", with most performing at least some deep throat. First up on disc one is Amy Ried who does her first anal sex scene with Jules Jordan. I don't know if there's an award for hottest outfit, but Amy should get serious consideration for the sexy red nurse's dress with lingerie she wears. Amy first takes a dildo in her ass before Jules's cock in a few positions.
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Boxcover for Jizz Gym
Jizz Gym

Release date: 5/5/2003
Reviewed on: 10/9/2006 by Joe Shaver

Starring: Antonio, Markie, Ukiah Woods, Duncan Murphy, Steve Parker, Jack Van Dean, Austin Rivers
Studio: Factory Video
Directed by: Frank Parker, Scott Morris

Review brief: JIZZ GYM consists of three scenes, one of which is very good and the other two are fair to middlin. The action does not take place in a gym but in a locker room that I suppose we are to assume is connected to a gym. The first scenethe only one I truly recommendfeatures the blond twink Markie and two black studs: Ukiah Woods and Austin Rivers. Markie sneaks glances at the admirable endowments of the others and everyone is soon grabbing dick. Markie takes things further when he begins sucking Austins stiff pole. Ukiah slurps on Markies. (Markie it should be pointed out is no slouch in the dick department either.) Its nice to see performers who all suck, and these three do. After doing a good job of eating out Markies ass, Ukiah asks Markie if he has ever been fucked by two black guys; and, receiving a negative answer, asks if he would like to be. This receives an affirmative answer. Ukiah arranges Markie on the locker room bench andwith Austin giving the kid something to suck onUkiah slowly inserts his huge cock in the little guy's hole. There is a very nice close-up of this.
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Boxcover for Storm Squirters
Storm Squirters

Release date: 9/27/2006
Reviewed on: 10/9/2006 by bono-ONE

Starring: Paris, Kinzie Kenner, Cytherea, Missy Monroe, Angela Stone, Annie Cruz, Flower Tucci, Keeani Lei, Lexi Love, Tia Tanaka, Gia Givanna
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera

Review brief: Ok fans time to check out the latest Joey Silvera title and it concerns a genre pretty popular these days, female squirting. There's been a spirited debate on the merits of "squirting" and I won't do that here but if you are a fan of this particular act we've got some of the best in this title, Cytherea, Angela Stone, Missy Monroe and we can't forget Miss Flower Tucci who also graces the screen here. The title Storm Squirters is pretty cool and the main menu shows some showers falling like it's raining and you get the appropriate sound effects too and who do we see furiously fingering her juicy kittie, Flower so let's get to it and I suggest you bring your rain coat! Kinzie Kenner: Leading off we have one of the sexiest girls doing porn today and Kinzie's really stepped it up this year adding anal occasionally to her aresenal which already included a fabulous ass and some great energy.
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Boxcover for Sexy Young Thing (Vivid)
Sexy Young Thing (Vivid)

Release date: 8/28/2006
Reviewed on: 10/9/2006 by barrettman

Starring: Julian, Christian XXX, Faith, Tiffany Taylor, T.J. Cummings, Cassidey, Ben English, Jay Huntington, Stacy Thorn
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas

Review brief: Synopsis A sort of Pornumentary on returning porn babe, Cassidey. Interview footage of Cassidey is mixed in with sex scenes of her, and of beauties Tiffany Taylor & Faith. Scene 1 Tiffany with T.J.
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Boxcover for Teen Fuck Holes 6 (Platinum X)
Teen Fuck Holes 6 (Platinum X)

Release date: 8/28/2006
Reviewed on: 10/9/2006 by dandaman

Starring: Mia Rose, Crystal Clear, Lorena Sanchez, Addison Rose, Mandy Fox
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Jake Malone

Review brief: Peremptory synopsis Welcome again fans of the teens and the fuck and the holes, to this farewell from Jake Malone, with one superb cast lead by Mia rose and Addison rose and some other hot girls like Mandy Fox Lorena and Crystal. And with a little help of his friends, like Manuel, Stefano and company, and with the amazing shots at these girls's asses, he find the right formula to send this all vaginal flick, as one hell of a tease to put her lovely asses in the market and see who get the right price and be the first to caught it on tape, and why not himself? In the new company. Let's put a list of the scenes, now that you have a bunch of good reviews..... Scene 1- Crystal clear Scene 2- Mia Rose Scene 3- Addison Rose Scene 4- Mandy Fox Scene 5- Lorena Sanchez The DVD Video and audio quality are great.
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Boxcover for Dirty Deeds (Sex Z)
Dirty Deeds (Sex Z)

Release date: 7/10/2006
Reviewed on: 10/9/2006 by Daigoro

Starring: Layla, Barbie, Roxy Jezel, Nadia Styles, Ava Ramon, Kelsey Michaels, Lacie Heart, Taylor Hilton
Studio: Sex Z Pictures
Directed by: Roy Karch

Review brief: Dirty DeedsSex-Z PicturesStarring:Lacie Heart, Naudia Styles, Layla, Ava Ramone, Taylor Holton, Barbie, Kelsey Michaels, Roxy Jezell.Directed By:Roy KarchFEATURE: The video is good, as is the sound. Their are some weird full screen pixelations I assume came from the transfer to DVD that show up randomly but they don't really hurt anything. The camera work can be good at times but usually stays average or worse. The last scene looks like it is an older one thrown in as filler. Roxy Jezell in scene one and Naudia and Lacie's scene are the only two worth watching. Overall this one doesn't do enough to even get a rental recommendation. But you can't expect better from a no name studio I guess. 68.Scene 1: Roxy Jezell Roxy enters a bedroom in sexy lingerie followed by a guy. The foreplay is sexy and she is one hot girl, who looks genuinely turned on almost immediately. They move from BJ to 69 and a second man enters the fray. There is an od cut midway through the scene that looks like an in-camera canned effect.
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Boxcover for Training Academy 2
Training Academy 2

Release date: 9/6/2006
Reviewed on: 10/9/2006 by dandaman

Starring: Lisa Marie, Savannah Stern, Jessica Jammer, Adicktion, Aza Haze
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Sean Michaels

Review brief: Training Academy 2 Studio: Platinum X Pictures Category: Interracial , Barely Legal Director: Sean Michaels Starring: Lisa Marie, Savannah Stern, Jessica Jammer, Victoria Raven, Adicktion Peremptory synopsis Backpacks and books ready?, rulers and erasers?, tits and asses?, lol, this I hope is not the regular training academy, but a very special one from Sean Micheals wild ideas, let's see what the requirements are to enroll..... Scene 1- Lisa Marie Lisa marie's ass is the first thing that call my attention and the books of course, she goes to the Doctor ( Sean ) who's already masturbating, which make me think....and ask her about her options about anal, from there you know that she will be check in every angle and pore she shows some noce tits and works her lips in the previously erected pole of Sean, she does her anal study exploration she takes a pop in her mouth and smiles for the great grades she is going to achieve. Scene 2- Jessica Jammer Yummy Jammer is next and she reminds me of a singer of the same name.
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Boxcover for Wetter the Better 3, The (3rd Degree)
Wetter the Better 3, The (3rd Degree)

Release date: 9/12/2006
Reviewed on: 10/9/2006 by dandaman

Starring: Lisa Ann, Mark Davis, David Perry, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Anabella, Katsuni, Emanuelle Diniz, Ginger Lee
Studio: 3rd Degree
Directed by: Chris Streams

Review brief: Wetter the Better 3, The (3rd Degree) Studio: 3rd Degree Category: All Sex Director: Chris Streams Starring: Lisa Ann, Mark Davis, David Perry, Mr.
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Boxcover for Private Tropical 26: Madagascar
Private Tropical 26: Madagascar

Release date: 9/25/2006
Reviewed on: 10/9/2006 by dandaman

Starring: Sabine Mallory, Kathy Anderson, George Uhl, Bob Terminator, Jamie Brooks, Sharka Blue, Katy Caro, Alex Forte, Olivier Sanchez, Jemstone
Studio: Private
Directed by: Alessandro Del Mar

Review brief: Private Tropical 26: Madagascar Studio: Private Category: Foreign Director: Alessandro Del Mar Starring: Kathy Anderson, Jamie Brooks, Sharka Blue, Katy Caro, Sabina Barne Peremptory synopsis This is the 26th installment of Private Tropical from Director Alessandro del Mar, you can't deny the real effort he put in all of his movies and the great camerawork in which he captures the best of the caribbean or caribbean like places as well as some hot sex, not only hot girls. They actually go the extra mile and take dicks back and forth mouth, pussy, ass you name it. Even one go a little further and take a under the water fuck, incredible. Sex is good and hard. Katy Caro stole the show with two scenes, and one mistake that I notice was the one of naming Kathy Anderson that I couldn't find her. Let's see at least the list of the scenes...
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Boxcover for Throb (Digital Playground)
Throb (Digital Playground)

Release date: 9/25/2006
Reviewed on: 10/9/2006 by dandaman

Starring: Naomi, Krystal Steal, Jana Cova, Scott Nails, Amy Ried, Riley Shy
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Robby D

Review brief: Throb Studio: Digital Playground Category: All Sex Director: Robby D Starring: Naomi, Krystal Steal, Jana Cova, Amy Ried, Riley Shy Peremptory synopsis As you guys must know now with the hard head I have for English, I look for the help of my handy Diktionary...... THROB : verb, throbbed, throb?bing, noun verb (used without object) 1. to beat with increased force or rapidity, as the heart under the influence of emotion or excitement; palpitate. 2. to feel or exhibit emotion: He throbbed at the happy thought. 3. to pulsate; vibrate: The cello throbbed. noun 4. the act of throbbing. 5. a violent beat or pulsation, as of the heart. 6. any pulsation or vibration: the throb of engines. So Throb must be the happy thought of being beaten rapidly (for any of this girl's asses) as of the influence of excitement while listening to the Cello.....lol.
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Boxcover for Almost Virgins 3
Almost Virgins 3

Release date: 9/23/2006
Reviewed on: 10/9/2006 by barrettman

Starring: Audrey Hollander, Annette Schwarz, Sammy Cruz, Alexa Von Tess, Cassandra Cruz, Nakia D'Alene
Studio: Mach 2 Entertainment
Directed by: Otto Bauer

Review brief: Synopsis The title being in reference to low mileage on the girls' tuchises. So then, let's see how they fare on their journey to anal enlightenment. Scene 1 Nervous about her pending ( 2nd time only !) anal scene, Annette decides to do some anal masturbation, to, uh, relax.
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Boxcover for Kandi Peach Productions 27: Dallas Decadence
Kandi Peach Productions 27: Dallas Decadence

Release date: 12/4/2005
Reviewed on: 10/9/2006 by astroknight

Starring: Kandi Peach, Sinclair
Studio: Kandi Peach Productions


Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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Boxcover for Big Wet Asses 9
Big Wet Asses 9

Release date: 9/12/2006
Reviewed on: 10/9/2006 by Crucifixio Jones

Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Mark Ashley, Avy Scott, Anthony Rosano, Harmony Rose, Sophie Dee, Velicity Von
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: William H. Nutsack

Review brief: A gamble of a stylistic departure for Nutsack yields unexpectedly pleasing dividends Big Wet Asses 9 2006, 2 hours and 2 minutes Elegant Angel Directed by William H. Starring Sophie Dee, Harmony, Tiffany Mynx, Avy Scott & Velicity Von What You Should Know: Sometimes being a critic means admitting when youre wrong. And I have been so wrong. When Zupko was helming the first few installments of his brainchild, the Big Wet Asses series, I didnt think it could get any better. And if it got any worse there would be no one to blame but Zupko. He took a very simple idea (drenching the girls asses in oil) and transformed it into an ass worshipping phenomenon that immediately catapulted this series popularity into the stratosphere, peaking with Big Wet Asses 3 and an AVN award in 2005 (Best Anal-Themed Feature) for that specific volume.
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Boxcover for New Neighbors, The (SLLAB)
New Neighbors, The (SLLAB)

Release date: 9/27/2006
Reviewed on: 10/9/2006 by Flash

Starring: Steven St. Croix, Kyle Stone, Randy Spears, Jerry, Mike Horner, Linda Roberts, Tommy Gunn, Brooke, August, Barbara Summer, Tyla Wynn, Jack Venice, Nicki Hunter, Haley Paige, Kyle Moore, E.Z. Duzit
Studio: SLLAB
Directed by: Frank Castle

Review brief: The New Neighbors isn't a perfect film, however despite its flaws, it is a fun and entertaining film. Viewers that don't like plots and viewers that require that anal sex be present in every scene will want to skip this title. Viewers who enjoy feature films for more than just the sex will want to check this title out.
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Manhunters

Release date: 9/29/2006
Reviewed on: 10/9/2006 by statlr

Starring: Brian Surewood, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Brad Armstrong, Julian St. Jox, Kaylynn, Tommy Gunn, jessica drake, Jada Fire, Exotica, Lee Stone, Herschel Savage, Barrett Blade, Devon Michaels, Sandra Romain, Tyler Knight, Marcos Leon, Kirsten Price, Marcus London, Luscious Lopez, Cassie Courtland, Carmen Hart, Devon Lee, Nyomi Banxxx, Dragon Lily, Myles Camack, Shannen Kelly
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong

Review brief: To misquote a famous American; "Porn is like a box of chocolates...you just never know what you're gonna get." In this latest confection offered up by Brad Armstrong and Wicked, I thought I picked out a nice chocolate butter with walnuts....instead I got a raspberry cream, with dark chocolate no less. After reading some promo blurbs and seeing the box cover loaded with all them promising excerpts, I thought I rented a sure fire favorite...I was sorely disappointed. If I ran a porn studio, I would instill RULE #1, on a list of 1, that the girls gotta be at least as hot and/or cute and/or attractive as might be in any other 'real' movie one might wanna rent on a saturday night. After all, hot chicks doing just about anything, is better to look at then Rosie, Whoopi and Oprah cum-swapping...at least I hope it is. Which leads to "Problem 1" I have with the movie. Outside of Little Cutie Pie Kirsten Price and the always nice to look at Jessica Drake, there's way too much of the raspberry creme here.
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Busty Beauties 22

Release date: 9/19/2006
Reviewed on: 10/8/2006 by barrettman

Starring: Jerry, Christian XXX, Talon, Alec Knight, Will Powers, Velicity Von, Devon Lee, Danielle Derek, Kala Prettyman, Ryaan Reynolds, Danielle Darek, Kaya Prettyman
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Mark Kismet

Review brief: Synopsis Just as the title says...we gots 5 scenes with pretty tittied lovelies like Velicity,Devon Lee, & Ryan Reynolds. Each scene sees the heavenly hootered babes interviewed before getting their sex on. Onward, and....Hooooray for Boobies ! Scene 1 Velicity Von & Will Powers. Interesting. I woulda saved Ms.
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Dymes 5

Release date: 8/7/2006
Reviewed on: 10/8/2006 by picman


Studio: Video Team
Directed by: Diana DeVoe

Review brief: Dymes 5 Prologue The last time I looked into this series, Dymes 3, I was not overly impressed, but my interest has been piqued by the inclusion of Janet Jacme in this volume. She's one of my favorite women of all time, and I welcome the opportunity to catch up with the now mature flamethrower. Sinnamon Love is also on hand, being paired up with Ms. Goddess, who I only just reviewed in Feeling Black 6. Everybody else is new to me and I'm ready for them to show me their stuff. Kaleah greets us in a black gown and gives her definition of a dyme. She also goes on about the problems with running a business and how to handle employees. We're taken into a scenario where Kaleah's looking through the paperwork of John E. Depth and freaking about his incompetence. Maybe she should have had a clue about him by the pungent smell of ganja that probably clings to his body. His wacked out hairstyle might also have rang alarms.
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On Bareback Pond

Release date: 9/5/2006
Reviewed on: 10/8/2006 by Joe Shaver

Starring: Richi Rich, Nicolas Clay, Thomas Wolf, Karel Gross, Carey Lexes, Mark King, Roman Huska, Valenta Vladimir
Studio: U.S. Male
Directed by: Alan Pelican

Review brief: Having just reviewed and enjoyed one of director Alan Pelikans bareback films with those attractive Euro boys, I was really looking forward to this one. Perhaps that's why it was such a tremendous disappointment. When guys fuck bareback and we dont see a bare cock entering an ass but just join the fucks underway, then they might as well be wearing condoms for all we can tell. And every single fuck in this one is joined in medias res. The other problem is that the scenes all follow the same pattern. Theres really no variety. The first scene sets the pattern. A young guy is fishing at the pond; another comes along and argues with him telling him he cant fish here. Fuck you! the fisherman replies. If you want to fuck then lets go, the other replies and surprisingly they kiss, suck cock, and fuck. (The killjoy fucking the fisherman.) In the second scene a young guy is feeding the ducks. Another comes along. They argue, kiss, suck cock and fuck.
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Wild In Vegas

Release date: 4/25/2006
Reviewed on: 10/8/2006 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Noname Jane, Brett Rockman, Taylor Rain, Talon, Kris Slater, Dani Woodward, Shy Love, Otto Bauer, Nadia Styles, Randi Wright, Justine Joli, Andrea Brooke
Studio: Cal Vista
Directed by: Astrux

Review brief: Wild in Vegas is a mixed bag if ever there was one. Combine above-average sex with absolutely worthless footage from the 2005 AVN Convention and youd better have fresh batteries in your remote because the FF button is going to get a workout. First, the sex. Dani Woodward, Taylor Rain, Nadia Styles, and Shy Love all give solid performances in their one-on-one romps. Taylor and Shy do anal, and Dani, Nadia, and Shy take open-mouth facials. The three-way lezfest between Randi Wright, Justine Jolie, and Violet Blue contains little heat and is strictly filler for fans of any of these three. In between the sex scenes is what amounts to a 30-minute promotion for Andrea Brooke and her suitcase pimp, Zolar. Brooke won a 2002 contest and is now referred to as Miss Howard Stern. She has competed in, and won, a couple Dumbest Stripper contests, which will come as no surprise to anyone watching her here. Despite an absolutely horrid sound quality throughout the movie, Brookes lack of personality and self-esteem comes shining through.
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FUCK (Wicked Pictures)

Release date: 9/25/2006
Reviewed on: 10/8/2006 by bono-ONE

Starring: Sean Michaels, Felecia, Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Mr. Marcus, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, jessica drake, Ice La Fox, Katsuni, Mario Rossi, Jenaveve Jolie, Trina Michaels, Kirsten Price, Lori Lust, Marcus London, Carmen Hart
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong

Review brief: Well here we have a dvd I'm not sure what to expect. By reading the backcover it promises lavish costumes and this nice looking cast will show us what it means to give in to that primal desire to just FUCK. You hear the word repeated a few times as the opening credits roll, then we see the girls id'd but there were a few I didn't recognize and you see the varying costumes each girl is wearing or partially wearing as their scene fragments play rather quickly too. Jessica Drake then comes over the airwaves giving a voice over about the evolution of man how they started out as a warrior, then the introduction of woman and how she evolved too in to a sexual being. Exotica & Lori Lust: Alright we have two girls in this first scene and their outfits remind me a little of the Xena show or the 80's flick with Arnold and Bridgette Neilsen. Tommy Gunn is the cromagnon who gets to nail these two and they start out with some primal kissing and the girls quickly seek out what's underneath his chair armor with a good shared blowjob ensuing.
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