Assacre (Platinum X) Review

Reviewed by Gof  on  11/13/2006

In the scene with cover girl, Aaralyn Barra, Tony T and Brian Surewood (or as Aaralyn humorously calls him, “that fucking pirate”), Aarlyn is provided with a glass that she can spit into after gagging on their cocks. They both then proceed to pound her brown eye in a variety of positions before both cuming in her mouth. Aaryln then proceeds to empty their seed into the said glass and then swallow the contents. Bon appetite. And the above really sums up what Assacre (great title by the way) is all about, no kissing, no tease no slow pans, no subtlety, just dirty sluts sucking and getting pounded in the ass by multiple cocks.

Kelly ‘fucking’ Wells is the poster girl for these type of movies and in the opener she stretches her ass with the largest butt plug I’ve ever seen, and then accommodates two cocks up there (after removing the plug of course).

In other scenes, Taryn looks as hot as usual, particularly when compared to the two ugly pugs charged with nailing her. Unfortunately, there is no DP in this scene and the sex tends to be a bit samey, focussing on missionary and doggie. Haley Scott’s scene is better paced, with some good cowgirl anal and DP action and cute blonde, Cindy Crawford fucks almost the whole male cast as she takes on four pricks. The final scene features another anal flake in the form of Tyla Wynn, who is made up to look a little too slutty for my taste but nevertheless, watching her pendulous breasts swaying and jiggling as she is pounded is always a pleasure.

The Behind the Scenes is quite entertaining and there is a bonus blow-job scene with Monica Sweetheart.

Not a film for the purists and the couples crowd would have a coronary, but a strong cast and strong sex will satisfy the raincoater crowd.

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