Long Noel's Movie Reviews with Trailers (181 - page 7)
Release date: 9/22/2006
Reviewed on: 12/11/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Kitty, Christian XXX, Manuel Ferrara, Jake Malone, Sandra Romain, Delilah Strong, Harmony Rose, Keeani Lei, Benjamin Brat, Adrianna Nicole, Amber Rayne, Annette Schwarz, Sasha Grey
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Fuck Slaves Release period: Late Summer, 2006 Themes: Rough sex, bondage, anal, interracial Starring: Sasha Grey, Sandra Romain, Kitty, Delilah Strong, Annette Schwarz, Adrianna Nicole, Keeani Lei, Harmony Rose, Amber Rayne, Jake Malone, Brandon Iron, Manuel Ferrara, Benjamin Brat & Christian Directed by: JAKE MALONE **LONG NOEL'S BONUS REVIEW** WARNING: Do not share this porno with your wife or friends. Theyll start to see you differently. If Femi-Nazis ever got a hold of this video, these ignorant bitches would try to emasculate and castrate the entire male species OR they would realize how badly they need dick! [If only Ann Coulter could see this video, she would see what she's missing!] IMPRESSION: I know Ive said that I probably wouldnt see another Jake Malone flick, but Ive really wanted to see this one, for various reasons. You can say that Ive developed a very strong liking for Annette Schwarz & Delilah Strong.
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Release date: 5/23/2003
Reviewed on: 12/5/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Nico Treasures, Christi Lake, Shonna Lynn, Joey Silvera, Goldie Star, Laura Turner
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Each and every scene contains some of the greatest tease and ass-obsession I've ever seen in any fuck-flick. And the sex in this flick isn’t all nasty like it was in something like "Buttman's Anal Show" & "Buttman's Anal Divas". I mean, the sex is really intimate, passionate and really heated like it was in "Buttman's Rolling Cheeks". Yeah, when Rocco lubes the women’s asses with his saliva, it's real nasty. But that's as nasty as it’s gonna get here!
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Release date: 12/6/2000
Reviewed on: 12/1/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jade, Judy, Tangerine, Trixxy, Abbraxa, Diamond Forever, Daisy Fox, Kimberly Franklin, Barbie Bell
Directed by: John Stagliano, Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Buttman's insanely overrated flick has an excellent female cast, but a large number of weak points. This also happens to be Long Noel's final review!
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Release date: 2/24/2006
Reviewed on: 11/15/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Caroline Pierce, Sadie, Friday, Velicity Von, Devon Lee
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Big Booty Moms may not be one of Justin Slayers top 10 flicks, but it is worthy of being in a top 20 list of the greatest Slayer flicks. Personally, I have enjoyed this one much more than the overrated Big Booty White Girls Vol. 1, the terrible Black Orientations and even Black Pipe Layers 4.
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Release date: 6/13/2006
Reviewed on: 11/11/2007
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Naomi, Erik Everhard, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Christie Lee, Jasmine Byrne, Taryn Thomas, Claire Robbins
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Surprisingly, this one flick is much better than every one of Jules Jordan's "Ass Worship" flicks!
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Release date: 9/24/2007
Reviewed on: 11/8/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Belladonna, Aurora Snow, August, Gianna Michaels, Rico Strong, Bobbi Starr
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: Welcome to Belladonna's insane and cruel world of interracial sexuality and cuckoldry!
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Release date: 7/26/2006
Reviewed on: 11/7/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Kimi, Sunshine, Rio, Ice, Sandy Style, Justin Slayer, Harley Davis, Sara Blue, Tiana Lynn, Blis
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: The compilations for Justin Slayer's Slayer Unleashed & Freshly Slayed series (which were released from the EXP company) are hype. These compilations make sense. No editing, no altering, etc… This is a compilation series that you can enjoy and take seriously!
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Release date: 11/7/2005
Reviewed on: 10/28/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Nina Hartley, Belladonna, Selena Silver, Sandra Romain, Tiana Lynn, Flower Tucci, Jon Jacobs
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: Michelle "Belladonna" Sinclair's greatest all-girl/lesbian feature to date!
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Release date: 8/8/2007
Reviewed on: 10/27/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Tina, Justin Slayer, Jane Darling, Lauren Phoenix, Tera Joy, Cynthia Pendragon, Diana Doll, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: This is the 3rd compilation for all of Justin Slayers greatest scenes hes done before he joined forces with The Evil Angel company. Many of these scenes are from his Freshly Slayed & Slayer Unleashed flicks that hes done under the EXP company. Many of these scenes were shot in 2003 & 2004. Most of Justin Slayers flicks are filled with spunk and energy. I can even say this about his older pre-Evil Angel flicks. And hes where he belongs as of now! Im just glad that hes part of the greatest porno company in the world, pumpin' out quality shit!
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Release date: 10/2/2007
Reviewed on: 10/27/2007
Studio: Bruce Seven
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Starring: Kitty Yung, Debi Diamond, Melanie Moore, Alicia Rio, Sydney St. James, Suzie Matthews, Carmel St. Clair, Bionca Seven
Review brief: Bruce Sevens brought to us his fantasies of beautiful women who don't need a man to have a nice ass-reaming time! Most of these women were very nice looking (especially Alicia Rio & Kitty Yung) and they prove that there are different ways and that there are different lubrications that can be used to dominate another woman's butt hole.
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Release date: 9/6/2006
Reviewed on: 10/25/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Naomi, Justin Slayer, Flower Tucci, Sophie Dee, Julia Bond, Sara Jay, Isabella Stone
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: 6 scenes are crammed into a flick that runs for nearly 140 minutes. However, these 6 scenes contains some of the most hype, energetic and beautiful interracial sex you may ever see in todays interracial-themed porno-flicks. Naomi, Flower Tucci & Isabella Stone takes the dick and rides the dick like true freaky heroines. This installation is just as hot as BBWG2! I only wish that there had been more footage for these scenes and that Sara Jay would have been replaced (by Katja Kassin or Miss Lady -- for instance). Thats all. Otherwise, this video is whats up!
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Release date: 8/27/2002
Reviewed on: 10/24/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Angela, Rocco Siffredi, Vanessa, Susie, Sophie Call, Kathy Divine
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: I may be the only person to give this flick the 5-star treatment that it deserves. I mean, this Buttman flick is much better than over-rated trash like Buttman & Rocco Go To Montreal (which was a big-ass waste of time, if you ask me)! I really dig this flick a lot and I did it enough to own it my damn self. The sex might not be as nasty as something like Buttmans Anal Show, but nasty sex doesn't make a porno flick any good (prime example: any Evasive Angels porno flick)! Everything here is classy, just like most early Evil Angel/Buttman flicks. Another thing: Although there is anal sex in this flick, this flick doesn't focus on anal sex too much. Only a few women get anal-ized and the main focus is on the obsession of a womens ass cheeks!
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Release date: 7/12/2000
Reviewed on: 10/23/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Mike Foster, Caroline, John Walton, Nacho Vidal, Ildiko, Vanda, Kata, Gina Vice, Christoph Clark
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: This is one of John Stagliano's 5 greatest porno directorials (handpicked by me). This film drove me crazy when I saw it, but it didn't drive me as crazy as "Buttman's Rolling Cheeks" did. The main highlights in this flick include women like Vanda, Caroline Cage and Gina Vice. What's also highlighted to me is the ass obsession and anal obsession that this flick had. The usual Buttman flick is obsessed with asses and ass-cheeks.
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Release date: 6/3/2003
Reviewed on: 7/27/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Marcella Bocelli, Deborah Taylor
Directed by: Stanlay Miranda
Review brief: You'll feel disappointed watching this. You'll feel robbed, especially after you've seen "Rio Carnival Orgy 2". This is nothing like "Rio Carnival Orgy 2". Even "Buttman's Popo Zuda Party" was better than this one! The artwork makes the flick look better than it really is. I've seen a whole lot better, but I have seen a lot worse, too!
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Release date: 5/20/2005
Reviewed on: 7/24/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Kathy, Ashley, Jazmine, Justin Slayer, Sarah Blue, Asmaret, Boz, Sophie Dee, Macy Lane, Morgan Van Saint, C.J. Smasher, Morgan (U.S.), Nat Turnher
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: When I first started getting into Justin Slayer, I discovered this series. Ive seen ever part in the series and this is the greatest one in the entire series, with part 1 being the weakest. Ive seen a number of Justin Slayer flicks and only a few of them get the LONG NOELS 5 STAR TREATMENT from me. And this is one of them! I love Justin Slayers porno flicks, because they are designed for black men, by black men (and of course, the ladies who get hot over the black dick). Of course, theyre designed for everyone else mainly those who appreciate interracial sexuality (black men & white women). But unlike other black male film directors and porn stars, Justin Slayer doesnt waste his time trying to appeal to mainstream audiences, you feel me?
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Release date: 10/30/2002
Reviewed on: 7/23/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Tabitha, Vanessa, Gabriella [I] (ambiguous), Nacho Vidal, Fabio Scorpion, Mayara, Marcella Duarte, Lead
Directed by: Stanlay Miranda
Review brief: Im not a fan of orgy-flicks, but this one is much different than that and its more than an orgy. This is like one big-ass 2-hour music video filmed in Brazil, filled with graphic ass obsession, graphic sex, beautiful women and healthy men fucking each other with some badass Brazilian music in the background (and I dont mean with Caetano Veloso or Gilberto Gil playing in the background, either -- although it would have been amazing)! This is more like a party or a carnival than an orgy. And I just love me some Brazilian females and Brazilian sexuality. Aint nothing in the world like this!
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Release date: 3/19/2007
Reviewed on: 7/13/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Manuel Ferrara, Jake Malone, Velicity Von, Lorelei Lee, Annette Schwarz, Bobbi Starr, Sarah Jane Ceylon
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: EXTREME CAUTION: I am warning you now. Fuck Slaves is a very extreme series which is dedicated to violent, rough, angry and abusive sex between men and women. The themes in this series is dedicated to bondage, sexual slavery, the dark side of human sexuality and the Dominant/Submissive side of men and women. Even the hardest and the roughest of Rocco Siffredis flicks don't have shit on this series, or anything else that is directed by Jake Malone. This video should never, ever get in the hands of feminists, the sex police, moralists or anyone who thinks this shit is a crime. And for whoever is reading this review, you have been warned! If you DO decide to check out this video, do so with caution and care. View at your own discretion! This is absolutely not for the faint of heart, the hyper-sensitive, or impressionable people. This is some of the most explicit examples of sexual violence you may ever see in your life! Iodinegirl didn't even have shit on this flick!
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Release date: 12/19/2005
Reviewed on: 7/12/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Victoria, Olivia O'Lovely, Justin Slayer, Luscious Lopez, Marquetta Jewel, Valerie Vasquez
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: The greatest one in the everlasting, popular "Mami Culo Grande". This series is dedicated to beautiful Latin women with big butts getting manhandled by the big black dick!
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Release date: 3/22/2006
Reviewed on: 7/12/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Naomi, Kaylynn, Chris Charming, Mark Ashley, Olivia O'Lovely, Sandra Romain, Nick Jacobs, Delilah Strong, Rico Strong, Marquetta Jewel, Marco Banderas, Donnie Long, Mentally Ill Dude
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: The female cast is flawless, but each one of them is wasted in this flick, which is a sorry excuse for "ass-obsession". This flick gives the genre a bad name. And I'm not a fan of Jonni Darko's directing style!
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Release date: 4/12/2006
Reviewed on: 7/12/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jerry, Naomi, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Tiffany, Rita Faltoyano, Mr. Pete, Shyla Stylez, Sascha, Jasmine Tame, Julia Bond
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: This flick right here is better than 20 damn "Ass Worships" from Jules Jordan!
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Release date: 6/18/2003
Reviewed on: 7/11/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jules Jordan, John Strong, Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, Austin, Friday, Ayana Angel, Austin O'Riley, Olivia O'Lovely, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: "Ass Worship 4" is the greatest in the series. A series which consists of the female talent wearing too much damn makeup. A series which has astonishing tease sequences, but weak sex... for most the flicks. A series where most of the male talent featured is weak.
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Release date: 1/2/2005
Reviewed on: 7/11/2007
Studio: Rosebud
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Starring: Lexington Steele, Sarah Blue, Jenna Red, Katja Kassin, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Lexington Steele
Review brief: The second best in the "Heavy Metal" series; sadly, this one is overlooked and this one is also the final installation of the series!
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Release date: 1/3/2005
Reviewed on: 7/11/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Mira, Victoria, Anna, Robert, Atilla, Laszlo, Kati, Alena, Thomas, Kid Jamaica, Danni, Jazz Duro, Sara Palmer, Jasmine Rouge, Michael Chapman, Titus Steel, Atilla B., Zsolt, Victoria (Moldova)
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: This Rocco flick is dedicated to interracial sex between black men and white females... but don't get me wrong. Rocco stars in this one along with guys of other races! While this isn't Rocco's roughest and nastiest flick he's ever created, it's definitely not on the soft side, either (thanks to the first scene, which was intense)! You have been warned!
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Release date: 4/8/2003
Reviewed on: 7/7/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Tabitha, Nacho Vidal, Jazmine, Fabio Scorpion, Crisbel, Nicole Maya, Vivian Mello, Deborah Taylor, Maurinho Manson, Christian Wave
Directed by: Stanlay Miranda
Review brief: Only because of it's lack of modern-day ass obsession, it shouldn't have been called "The Best Ass in the World". It ought to have been called "The Most Beautiful Girls in the World" or "Stanley Miranda's Beautiful Girls"! But sadly enough, a number of men can only dream about women being this beautiful. This is a porno that you can watch all the way through without skipping scenes or using the fast forward button a lot. It's just that hot! And the female cast is just about flawless!
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Release date: 10/21/2003
Reviewed on: 7/7/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Zenza Raggi, John Stagliano, Emilia, Manuel Ferrara, Kata Hillton, Giovani, Katja Kassin, Gabriella Muniz
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: In America and in the American porno industry, men prefer their women to be thin, to the point to where its ridiculous. I am very happy to know that John Buttman Stagliano doesn't buy into the bullshit. This is a man who has made ultra-quality porno-flicks that cast beautiful White & Latin women with big behinds. It's beautiful to see healthy depictions of healthy, thick (but in shape) women who are very confident about their bodies and booties! Especially in a country where people are obsessed with weight and in a country that's fighting an obesity epidemic. I'd also like to call this "Buttman's Tribute to Katja Kassin"!
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