Best Ass In The World, The Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  7/7/2007

“The Best Ass in the World”
Release period: Summer, 2003
STARRING: Jazmine, Deborah Taylor, Crisbel, Tabitha, Vivian Mello & Nicole Maya
THEMES: Foreign, Latin, Ass obsession, Anal sex, Gonzo
DIRECTED BY: Stanley Miranda

GENERAL IMPRESSION:
I knew Stanley Miranda didn’t direct many flicks. He’s only directed around 5 flicks under Evil Angel. But he’s one of Buttman’s most valuable proteges. He helped out with “Buttman’s Bend Over Brazilian Babes 3”. “The Best Ass in the World” had a damn-near flawless female cast. All of the women are beautiful, Brazilian & bootylicious! Jazmine, Tabitha, Deborah Taylor, Crisbel & Vivian Mello are some of my most personal favorite porno-girls and who in the fuck could go wrong with a cast like that? The only female who was missing from here was Mayara Rodriguez. And she ought to have replaced Nicole Maya! The male talent was alright and some of them laid pipe. Some of these fools had pipe laid on them, which was a major turn-off. But some people are OK with that. Just… not me! I saw this when it first came out and now, I own this DVD! And I doubt if I’ll ever get rid of it!

HIGHLIGHTS:
To be honest, this is much better than something like “Buttman’s Bend Over Brazilian Babes 3”! It’s very passionate, kinky, fiesty, jazzy and very nasty in some areas. Jazmine’s scene with her then-boyfriend Nacho was her final porno scene before she left the industry. I love the way each scene starts out with tease that seems like it was hidden from us for years, because it’s some of the greatest fuckin’ tease I’ve seen. Jazmine’s scene starts out with her puttin’ on makeup in the restroom while Nacho is jackin’ off to some Brazilian television… Deborah Taylor was in “Buttman’s Anal Show 5” and she was the best thing in that video. She’s looks strong, lean, very feminine and she turns everything inside out! Her scene starts off with her throbbing and then playing rough with a dude in the woods. Crisbel? Damn right, she’s beautiful. In fact, she was better in here than any other video I saw her ass in! The tease and the sex in these 5 scenes should keep your shit the hardest for a very long time! The sex wasn’t rough or intense, but it was very nasty and very passionate! The roughest thing about the sex in this DVD is when Deborah Taylor and the man she’s fucking play the “Let’s fuss & fight, then fuck like animals” game. What’s remarkably nasty is when Crisbel is riding some dude’s foot with her pussy like some rough-ass cowgirl! Too, in Deborah Taylor’s scene, the dude she’s fucking uses entirely too, too, too much KY Jelly to lube her booty up before he sodomize her! And that’s very nasty, but I loved it!

NEGATIVES:
There wasn’t enough attention paid to the female buttocks for this flick to be called “The Best Ass in the World”. There was some booty-coverage, but not to the point to where it even resembles anything like flicks by Buttman, Jules Jordan, Justin Slayer, Santino Lee or The Bang Bros. This movie isn't about booty. Yes, there's a lot of nasty ass-fucking in here, but there's not very much booty worship. You feel me? It should have been called “The Most Beautiful Girls In the World”! Because every girl on this DVD is fuckin’ beautiful! Well, with the exception of Nicole Maya!

There’s a bonus scene on the DVD, which includes some sick tranny shit. I understand that this tranny shit is big in Brazil, but I don’t like it not one bit. It’s disgusting! This bonus scene includes a she-male fucking a female in various positions. If you have the remote handy and you’re not into this, just skip it! Fortunately, it’s not part of the feature film. If it was, I would have given this flick a lower score. The only thing missing from Tabitha’s scene is all of the exuberance & all the booty-lovin’ that was in her scene from “Buttman’s Bend Over Brazilian Babes 3”! And I don’t care for the fact that she’s wearing gold lingerie. In the final scene with Vivian Mello, there’s a sequence with a dude getting fucked in his ass by Vivian Mello, with a strap-on! And why didn't Crisbel do some nice doggystyle anal? On the front cover art, they should have chosen a better photo of Jazmine, as well. Few of these negative qualities are high, but not high enough where it overrides the beauty of this flick!

THE DVD:
The a/v quality is very good, with a few flaws. But considering that this is a foreign flick from Brazil, it’s all good! The video quality looks amateurish at times and has a lot of grain here and there. But that’s fine! There’s a bonus scene which I’d say skip, because it’s tranny-infested… There’s a very nice photo gallery, cast info, bios, fetish menu… you know, the usual Evil Angel special features!

FINAL THOUGHT:
Sadly, these are the kind of women that a number of men can only dream of, because they’re so gorgeous and lively! Aside from the negative qualities, this DVD should be in every high maintenance brotha’s freak collection! I’ve owned a few porno DVDs here and there and some of them weren’t worthy of keeping. But this is another DVD that I can watch all the way through without skipping scenes and doing a shitload of FFWD-ing! And this isn’t as polished as something like “Buttman’s Bend Over Brazilian Babes 3”, but this is a much better flick than that one and is much better in many areas! Don’t read another review of it. If you’re anything like me, you just need to own it!