This release
from Evil Angel's Brazilian partner Stanlay Miranda slipped under my radar,
but here's a belated look at a movie that makes a bold claim…
Jazmine
This scene seems out of keeping with the rest of the movie. It's clearly
older, dating from when Nacho and Jazmine were in Brazil shooting for
the likes of Joey Silvera and John Stagliano. Its style resembles that
of another Evil Angel stalwart: subdued colour and natural light throwing
the action into stark relief, plus an affected, wavery camera style…John
Leslie? I wonder.
As for the sex, of course Nacho and Jazmine were a "real-life" couple
and that shows in a very personal, intimate and powerful sex session.
It all happens on a chair seemingly made for the purpose. It begins with
exchanges of oral, is littered with panted sexy mutterings, and naturally
takes in some very strong but passionate fucking along the way. By the
final furlong, perspiration is pouring from Nacho's brow and Jazmine is
biting her own leg, overcome by excitement. Or something like that. It's
edgy stuff.
With an intense, almost scary focus in his eyes, Nacho's performance is
macho, characterised by his forceful fucking, grabbing handfuls of Jazmine's
raven hair and sharply smacking her ass. Pert, vivacious Jazmine, all
olive-skinned curves and perky little titties, provides a feisty, feline
and sexily defiant response. She frequently wriggles her beautiful round
bottom, stimulating her man and viewers alike, and seems to relish the
powerful sex. The camera gets down low for great shots of her ass, making
the anal seem extra rude, and by the time the scene ends, Nacho's rubbing
his come on her face and looking like he wants to go again. Sadly, that's
it. It's draining enough to watch this scene - I can imagine it's hard
going being Nacho's girl…
Deborah Taylor
Deborah is a tall woman with dyed red hair. Her form is long and lean
- she's slim but she looks wiry and strong. She does a little posing for
the camera, and then she's in the woods with pony-tailed stud Christian.
Director Miranda takes an annoying, cut-up approach to presenting a minor
struggle which ends up with Deborah on top, riding Christian's dick after
a little 69 action.
The feisty feel to the sex continues, with Deborah showering him with
kisses and following them with a good slapping! She does have the essential
impressive bum, which she pounds down as she rides, but she's not too
pretty to be honest, and you don't need to know Portuguese to tell she
ain't calling him "darling" in that gruff voice of hers. Still, it would
be good to pick up more of the dynamic between them - the physical side
of it shows another exchange of slaps and Christian on top. There's some
anal sex, some heavily lubed anal fingering that teeters on the brink
of fisting (but never gets there, of course - legal ed.), spitting,
rimming and a lively final few moments which swing from Deborah spraying
Christian's face with breast milk, to Christian coming on her face and
then receiving his own load dripped back into his mouth. He tries to spit
it at her, they play fight in the dust and he runs off! This all may sound
rather harsh - I would suggest it's all cheekily playful rather than malicious,
but I'd also have to suggest it's not entirely successful either.
Nicole & Crisbel
Nicole is blonde and tanned, robustly built with strong thighs. She poses
for the camera, muttering in Portuguese as she shows us her parts. I note
that she, like Deborah and others, has a fair bit of peach fuzz hair on
her body and legs, clearly not quite as keen on total depilation. She
joins Fabio Scorpion and his playmate Crisbel, paler and slightly softer
in her curves, but still with that big bum/small boobs combination. Lots
of panting, kissing, nipple sucking, rimming, smacking and oral sex all
feature as the girls team up on switch-hitting stud Fabio.
They move to a bedroom where the action continues in similar vein. The
girls suck Fabio's cock, and Crisbel rims and fingers his ass. Indeed,
she finds it hard to leave his ass alone and will return to interfering
with his bum later. That's after a substantial bout of anal sex, with
condom. Crisbel monopolises the cock, but Nicole does eventually get her
share. Both girls seem to enjoy anal, Nicole's clit standing proud like
a pink pearl. Fabio fastens his face on it, and ends up with his head
trapped between her chunky cheeks and powerful thighs while Crisbel jams
fingers in his ass. Nicole works herself off on his face, he whacks off
on his belly. It all feels slightly shambolic, unrehearsed and off-the-cuff,
which I'd suggest is a good thing - there's lots of chatter and it all
plays like Miranda has just cut them loose and let them do their thing.
Tabitha
Tabitha is pert and pretty, youthful, dark skinned and petite - though
still built around her hips and thighs. Naturally, she has a fine, round
bottom. The intro to her scene is another cut-up affair, mixing posing
and teasing shots, colour and black and white, easing Christian and some
foot sucking fun into the mix. She does have sweet feet! Her gold bikini
bottoms are eased aside and Christian begins eating her pussy, which goes
on for quite some time, his tongue and fingers creeping to her ass as
well.
I was going to describe the ensuing sex, shot indoors with rather pleasant
natural light that feels like the fading rays of a summer evening, as
"languid" but when I see Tabitha distractedly scratching her face I have
to revise that. It's a shame that one little gesture that spells disinterest
can lose the whole vibe in one stroke. The best part is seeing Tabitha
working her lovely bum when she's on top, which makes very pleasant viewing
indeed, but there's a hint of déjà vu about the positions used for anal.
Only when Christian's in his final strokes does he really fuck her. He
whips off the condom, comes on her tummy, and we're left with an ending
as enigmatic as this mysteriously disappointing scene.
Vivian Mello
There's something contrived about the way raven-haired Vivian goes into
some dilapidated shack of a building and poses around for no apparent
reason. But then there's something about the way she does it, wriggling
her curvy but lissom form, which sells it to me. Pouting and panting,
she wiggles out of black leather bra, a skirt and panties, but retains
the black stockings and calf-length boots as she pours water over her
sexy curves.
Next, we see Fabio Scorpion watching as Vivian and Maurinho get out of
their clothes and get it on in fairly heated fashion. She slaps Maurinho
as he rims her, and spanks him too. Vivian gives succulent, skilful head
to the guys, turning up her most shapely ass as Maurinho takes her in
doggy, using a condom. She keeps sucking as she rides, wriggling deliciously,
her full thighs filling the lens. Maurinho comes on his belly.
It's all quite sexy but hardly out of the ordinary so far, but things
become a touch more eye-opening as Vivian dons a strap on and gives Maurinho's
ass a good seeing to in a manner that suggests she's done this before!
Maybe it's not surprising to see such action, as most of the Brazilian
guys and girls in this movie appear in she-male movies as well as straight
flicks. Fabio then fucks Vivian's ass while she's still wearing the strap-on.
This looks almost like a parody of she-male porn, with the cock flapping
as she's ass fucked. Still Vivian's body does looks very good throughout
the scene and it does feel like everyone's into the action. Maurinho comes
on her boob, and then Fabio shoots on her ass, including her open anus,
which does seem to make a mockery of wearing a condom for the sex…
Overall
"Best Ass In The World" is maybe a misleading title, as while there are
indeed plenty of fine buttocks on show, this isn't really a movie about
ass. There's plenty of anal, it's true, but it's as much about some quite
varied and broad-minded sex action performed with varying levels of enthusiasm
by a generally attractive but hardly dazzling cast. I also don't go for
the outfits the girls wear, it's mostly stripper or dancer sort of attire.
Truth be told, while I found much of the movie interesting, most of it
also failed to really turn me on. It's no surprise that the Jazmine and
Nacho coupling is streets ahead in terms of intensity and passion, and
so perhaps the others do seem pedestrian by comparison. This is the first
Stanlay Miranda movie that I've seen but while the trappings of style,
camerawork and so on don't seem out of place in his current company, comparisons
with more illustrious colleagues will do Miranda no favours. Best Ass
In The World? Not really - not even the best in the (Evil) Empire…(groan).
DVD Comments
The picture quality is pretty good but not totally consistent. The first
scene has weak colour and although it looks like different cameras are
used for effect at times, it's still The usual Evil Angel fetish menu
is available and the extras consist of photo gallery, cast list, filmographies,
web site info and a 30-minute bonus scene. This features two remarkably
similar looking blondes, Giselle Prado and Sharon. The catch is that one
is a she-male, the other a girl, but it's debatable who has the worse
pair of implanted boobs. The pair pose and masturbate for the camera separately
and then come together for some quite uninspiring sex.
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