Best Ass In The World, The Review

Reviewed by Music, Sex & Maintenance  on  7/10/2003

THE BEST ASS IN THE WORLD
Written, produced and directed by Stanley Miranda Cast: Jazmine, Crisbel. Tabitha, Nicole Maya, Debora Taylor, Vivian Mello, Fabio Scorpion, Christian Wave, Maurino & Nacho Vidal Special Features: Chapters, Fetish Menu, Filmographies. Photo Galleria, Bonus Footage & Websites
2003, Evil Angel/Tropical Angel

-Evil Angel is the best porn company around that is guaranteed to bring you the best films with the best females (known and unknown)! This is, actually, my second Stanley Miranda film that I've seen and he is a very good director who has an ass obsession and an obsession with Brazillian women and he always starts his sentences off with "In my country..." I have faith that this film will be a masterpiece, not only because of the title and the exposure of the derriere, but can you beat a film with Crisbel, Jazmine, Tabitha & Debora Taylor?

*The Opening/Logos*
The film credits show all of the females featured in this film and their asses and scene of beautiful Brazil.

*Scene One: Jazmine & Nacho (previously unreleased)*
Jazmine is in another room freshening up while Nacho jacks off. The scene transfers to Nacho hogging out on Jazmine as she sits in a chair with a leather thong pulled to the side (the two are very excited about this for a while) until Nacho fingers her butt and feeds her her own juices. Nacho undresses and gets Jazmine to merely do the same. Jazmine sucks off Nacho and the two go nuts when Nacho merciless fingers her asshole while she's bouncing all over the place! Very nice all around so far! Nacho takes her undies down slowly as her obsessive body swirls around slowly & Nacho starts to rim her ass. The two fuck in doggy-style fashion and Nacho nails her pussy fast over a chair while she squeals with her head pushed to the head of the chair as Jazmine looks back at him. Position swaps to missionary with Jazmine's legs in the air and her being choked a bit, There's more oral before heading back to cowgirl sex as Nacho plays in her hair a bit, and then to reverse cowgirl. The anal begins (23:49) in a slow cowgirl position and then they work it from behind (and it's faster and more passionate from behind!). Positions swap to reverse cowgirl & pilediver. Nacho comes in her mouth and goes down on her once more.
-Jazmine is piping hot in almost every scene I've seen her in. Very highly recommended!-

*Scene Two: Debora Taylor & Christian Wave*
Debora is a very nice looking female who looks like a lady-friend of mine in NY. She has a lot of hair on her body. She throbs herself on a porch in the sticks for a while until she pulls a guy to the side, chats with him and the two undress (what is up with all of the spitting? The girl spits in the guy's mouth). Debora sucks the guy down for a while until her shorts come down and puts her pussy in his face (cowgirl & 69). This girl is really gorgeous. The two fuck in cowgirl and the girl is speaking in tongues and cumming all over the guy's joystick. Positions swap to reverse cowgirl anal. After a while, the girl gets bossy and smacks him around until the guy takes control, holds her down and fucks her ass in missionary as the two tastes tongues. Debora's ass gets slimed with spit and a shitload of KY and opened (48:55) and gets poked up her sexy rear end! Christian laps up her tits and she squirts milk all over his face and she kisses him! Then, he cums in her mouth and she spits it all back into the guy's mouth and they kiss again (ugh!)!
-Very good. Debora is a hot girl and the scene itself is not bad!-

*Scene Three: Crisbel, Nicole Maya & Fabio Scorpion*
Nicole looks okay, but her ass makes her look like an atlas angel! she teases for us with her hairy body and inappropriate blonde hair. This girl bores me with the exception on her tan and her tease. Crisbel comes to the scene and do I love Crisbel! You bet! I've seen her once before in "Buttman's Bend Over Brazillian Babes 3" and the girl is incredible! Her and Fabio beats all over Nicole's butt! Now, Fabio, to me, is a guy who is terrible. Not only is the guy crabby-looking, but his dick is small. Anyway, Crisbel goes down on him and the three grope eachother soon! The three strip and the girls lap all over Fabio's body. Crisbel only leaves on her red belt and shoes when all of the clothes come off. The three heads up a flight of stairs and the two girls continue to hog out on Fabio (rimming him, too). Oral sex lasts for a while and penetration doesn't begin until Fabio's needledick pokes into Crisbel's ass in pilediver. Crisbel looks as if she's really into it, but Fabio's small zucchini stick tries fucking her hard, but it seems utterly impossible! He's just inside of her without a lot of feeling, you know? The position soon swaps to reverse cowgirl and Crisbel slams her ass onto the guy as Nicole masturbates over and around the two. After a few minutes, the girls switch and Nicole sits her ass on Fabio's pig-in-a-blanket in cowgirl and missionary. While she rides cowgirl, you see Crisbel riding like a real cowgirl on Fabio's toes with her pussy (81:35) and it is a beautiful sight (perhaps the best thing, sexually, in this scene)! Pretty soon, there is more oral sex until Fabio jerks himself off and is cumming!
-Crisbel lit up this scene, but it could have been much better! See her in "Buttman's Bend Over Brazillian Babaes 3"

*Scene Four: Tabitha & Christian Wave*
Tabitha is a now-known pretty Brazillian sweetheart who nearly resembles Nia Long. Christian Wave watches her sleep and sits, awaiting her so they can beat the air. The scene goes on with Christian sucking her toes and licking her feet. But he also goes down on her, eats her asshole and fingers/lubes her ass up. After a while, the pretty girl sucks him. Christian fucks her vaginally in pilediver, from behind and in cowgirl. Man, does this girl have a spacey ass! Soon enough, Christian places a condom on and screw her in a weak anal in pilediver that didn't catch enough of my attention due to it's boredom.
-Although this is one of the best scenes I've ever seen without a lot of anal sex, I've seen Tabitha do better in "Bend Over Brazillian Babes 3". This is still a good scene, though!

*Scene Five: Vivian Mello, Fabio Scorpion & Maurinho Manson*
Vivian Mello is another girl that I've only seen once that is very pretty! The girl trobs herself in a secluded room and shows her ass to a window, moves to a sink and pours fresh water over her butt-cheeks and the rest of her body. Soon after, she greets 2 guys (including the god-awful Fabio Scorpion). There's much oral, Vivian puts on a strap-on and fucks Maurinho and with her strap-on still on, she takes anal!
-Although Vivian is a cutie, after the tease and the ass show, the scene kind of bores you.

The last word is this...: Very good movie from Stanley Miranda. It's just as good as "Buttman's Bend Over Brazillian Babes 3" (produced by Miranda, too!). All of the girls had great butts and Crisbel, Tabitha, Debora & Jazmine were great. The sex in scenes 1, 2 & 3 were the best. It is passionate and fun, unlike the last two scenes which were only about fun and doing things 'differently'. Highly recommended!

OVERALL GPA: 3.7