Buttman's Bend Over Babes 4 Review

“Buttman’s Bend Over Babes 4 (The Director’s Cut)”
Release period: Late Fall, 1996
Starring: Ruby, Christy Lake, Nico Treasures, Aleia Pears, Goldie Starr, Laura Turner, Danielle Kelson, Susan, Marki, Shonna Lynn, Rocco Siffredi, Joey Silvera, Jean Tourneau & Ceran
Themes: Ass obsession, anal sex
Produced & Directed by: John “Buttman” Stagliano

WHAT’S IN MY DVD PLAYER NOW:
“Buttman’s Rolling Cheeks”. Damn, I love this movie. I loved it enough to own it and I just got it in the mail last week. The woman Angela (Angelika) hit me hard with her fine ass. She’s so fine that I had to rent John Leslie’s “Drop Sex”, only because she was in it. Now, I gotta try to find “Butt Row Swallowed” and rent it (She’s in that one, too)!

LONG NOEL’S ADULT DVD COLLECTION:
My adult DVD collection consists of 7 DVDs. All Evil Angel flicks. I just bought “Justin Slayer’s Big Booty White Girls 2” on DVD today, which is supposed to be my final Adult DVD! I also own 3 VHS tapes, and if this flick (“Buttman’s Bend Over Babes 4”) is any good, then I’m gonna have to part with one of my VHS tapes (which will probably be “Rio Carnival Orgy 2”). Although I’ve said that I wouldn’t own anymore than 7 adult DVDs, I own 10 fuck flicks altogether. And trust me, I will NOT own anymore than 10 fuck flicks altogether! Then, no more porn for me. This also means no more renting and no more browsing (Unless there’s ever a “Belladonna: Dark Meat 3” or a Justin Slayer’s “Big Booty White Girls 5”)! Otherwise, I’ve seen everything I’ve wanted to see and I’m through with this shit!

LONG NOEL’S NEW RATING SCALE:
I give each flick 15 points at the maximum. 5 for overall female looks, 5 for tease and 5 for the sex. If a scene doesn’t have any tease or any sex, then I won’t count points for that. Then, I’ll add the points for each scene up and divide the points by the maximum points that the film should have gotten. Then, that’s how I get my percentage and I rate films based on percentage. Anything that gets a 95% or above is automatically qualified to get a 5-star rating! 80-86% percentage ratings get 4 stars; 87-84.9% gets a 4.5-star rating, etc… The lowest rating I have ever given a flick was “Asses of Face Destruction”. And to this day, I meant it! I only regret giving “Buttman’s Big Butt Backdoor Babes 2” a 5-star rating. Because based on my new rating scale, that flick gets a 91% --- which is equivalent to a 4.5-star rating in my book. And I wish I had given “This Butt’s 4U” a 4-star rating (because it received an 80% out of me). Hope you all understand that.

IMPRESSION:
I’ve been passing up this flick for a very long time and I told myself that I just had to check it out. Especially after seeing Ruby in “Buttman in the Crack” not too long ago. I’ve told myself that I was also gonna cut down on my porno watching and simply not buy/rent anymore, because I’ve got my 10 favorite pornos in my personal collection. And honestly, this may be the last porno that I’m gonna rent for a long time (unless I happen to find “Butt Row Swallowed”)! I do know one thing, this is my final review, for sure!

REVIEW/HIGHLIGHTS:
Each and every scene in this flick has a lot to offer. If you can’t get aroused by this flick and if you haven’t seen it yet, you need a certified on-your-resume, scarred-for-life ass-whuppin’, for real! Each and every scene contains some of the greatest tease and ass-obsession I’ve ever seen in any fuck-flick. And the sex in this flick isn’t all nasty like it was in something like “Buttman’s Anal Show” & “Buttman’s Anal Divas”. I mean, the sex is really intimate, passionate and really heated like it was in “Buttman’s Rolling Cheeks”. Yeah, when Rocco lubes the women’s asses with his saliva, it’s real nasty. But that’s as nasty as it’s gonna get here!

The first scene with Laura Turner & Danielle was a very tight scene and it was a great way to start this flick. Laura oozes with sex appeal and has a natural body that John, Rocco & even I adored. A lot of attention is paid to her in this scene, fortunately. She just drove all of us crazy!

Ruby turns me on like a fucking radio station! Her and Christy Lake get to have two scenes in this flick. One scene is strictly tease-only while the second one is all heterosexual sexuality! In her scene with Rocco & Christy Lake, she makes so much fucking noise that all that screaming and hollering she did gave me instant wood. And I mean, John was right when he said that she is really orgasmic! The way she sounded, it was like she was having a fucking baby! Ruby is a M.F. Do you hear me, man?

Susan is a beautiful woman from Denmark, and she meets up with some dude named Jean who treated her good, sexually, without the anal sex!

Aleia Pears is a beauty with a nice, round booty and Golden Starr is a natural looking white female who looks as if she’s a hoochie-mama from the South, and I dig that! This is the only scene that included sex toys and play before the real penetration began. Umm, Goldie Starr’s dialogue & voice can be a little annoying at times. But I’ve heard a lot worse in my journey of fuck-flick watching. Ceran was barely laying any fucking pipe at all and it seemed as if he suffered from P.E. (He came too fast). Also, he only penetrated Goldie. But, there’s some pretty tight lesbian sex (that includes a butt-plug and a snake-length dildo) to make up for Ceran’s short-comings!

The final scene was a five-way between three ladies, Rocco & Joey Silvera. I’m not a fan of anything more than a three-some or a four-some (in porn AND in real life). But this time, it worked without it being too boring!

NEGATIVES:
No anal-fucking for Ruby! Absolutely no sex for Aleia Pears! Susan is a real sexy woman and her scene was damn-near off the chain. The only thing I didn’t like about her scene was that the dude (Jean Fourneau) wasn’t getting in her ass. [Then again, just because a scene or a movie is anal-light doesn’t mean it isn’t any good (Prime Example: “Big Booty Revenge”)!]

Aleia Pears & Goldie Starr claimed to be strippers in Las Vegas. But when they were strip teasing in John’s house, I couldn’t tell. The way they dance was so slow, although some slow Jazz music was playing in the background. The scene with Goldie & Aleia started out wonderful, until the dude Ceran started to fuck Goldie in her ass. He was laying tree branches, he came too damn fast (he only fucked for two minutes) AND there was absolutely no sex for Aleia. Goldie is the only one who gets fucked, and barely at all. I mean, you can say that there was absolutely no sex in this scene at all because Ceran’s dick was weak. This was the biggest negative in the whole damn flick!

Shonna Lynn is not sexy to me, not a damn bit. She’s got a nice butt, but that’s really it. I mean, she looks like a fucking white version of Kimberly Locke (You know that American Idol chick who Dustin Diamond verbally attacked on Season Five of “Celebrity Fit Club”?). Most of these negatives, however, are pretty minor. The biggest negative was the lack of real sex in the 5th scene with Aleia & Goldie.

DVD QUALITY:
You know what? The a/v quality for this flick is immaculate. And it’s much better than the a/v quality for “Buttman & Rocco Go to Montreal”! There’s some VHS-like flaws in this video, where you see VHS-tape-like lines going across the screen here and there, but it’s no biggie. Umm, there’s 2 trailers (“The Fashionistas” & “Buttman’s Anal Show 4”, which only had one bomb scene in it). There’s a 12-minute introduction to this flick by John “Buttman” Stagliano, plus a photo gallery, 9-minutes worth of bonus footage included in the flick, film-ographies, the usual Evil Angel features. There’s some flaws in the film-ographies, because they state that most of the women in this flick starred in “Buttman’s Rolling Cheeks” and that’s not at all true!

OVERALL:
You know something? I didn’t expect this much from this flick not a damn bit. I am so used to John Stagliano’s earlier flicks (from 1989-1997) to be lacking sexually, although the tease and female looks are out of control. I was shocked and disappointed in myself for bypassing this flick for so long. This has got to be one of his top 10 greatest flicks he has ever done. I liken this to my other Buttman favorites that I own (“Rolling Cheeks” & “Anal Divas”. I won’t include “Face Dance Obsession”, because that’s a feature flick and that’s not a “Buttman” movie. Mind you, it’s a John Stagliano movie that’s got some crazy ass-oriented themes in it)! It looks like I’ll have to part with my “Rio Carnival Orgy 2” VHS tape and replace that with this flick on DVD and increase my DVD collection to 8! I loved this flick a lot. And it’s on it’s way to being a part of my personal collection!

RATING PERCENTAGE: 93.1% --- If you don’t include Ceran’s lame-ass excuse for sexual man-power (which is so horrible to the point to where it can be considered nonexistent), then it deserves a 96%!

BOTTOM LINE: Own it!

ALSO RECOMMENDED (that I didn’t review):
“Buttman in the Crack” (You’ve got to see this flick, dude. Although the sex is above-average, the tease and the female cast is no fucking joke, whatsoever. Please, see this!)

“Buttman’s Bend Over Babes 6” (I appreciated Ryan Conner more after I saw her scene in this flick. She is usually boring to me. Plus Christina Fonseca turned me on in her scene with Juliano & Isa.)

“The Fashionistas” (Arguably John Stagliano’s final work of excellence. This feature film deals with the brutal, erotic and nasty underworld of S&M and sexual “violence”, in the eyes of John Stagliano himself!)

"Buttman's Wet Dream" (This is John Stagliano's homage to Krysti Lynn. If you love Krysti Lynn as much as I do, you've got to see this flick. She gets four scenes out of seven! R.I.P. Krysti Lynn)