Buttman & Rocco Go To Montreal Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  12/1/2007

*LONG NOEL’S SPECIAL REVIEW*
***LONG NOEL’S FINAL ADULT DVD REVIEW***

“Buttman & Rocco Go to Montreal”
Release period: Summer, 2000
Starring: Jade, Kimberly, Diamond Forever, Tangerine, Barbie Belle, Trixy, Daisy, Judy, Abbraxa, Mr. D & Rocco Siffredi
Themes: Ass obsession, foreign, anal sex
Produced & Directed by: John “Buttman” Stagliano & Rocco Siffredi

WHAT’S IN MY DVD PLAYER NOW:
“Buttman’s Young Lust” (I doubt seriously if I’ll review this, but it’s just not a good Buttman flick at all. I did fall in love with Racy Tracy’s irresistible self!)

LONG NOEL’S ADULT DVD COLLECTION:
My collection consists of 6 DVDs right now, which includes “Buttman’s Anal Divas”, “Buttman’s Rolling Cheeks”, “Face Dance Obsession”, “Big Booty White Girls 4”, “Belladonna: Dark Meat 2” & “The Best Ass in the World”. --- I told myself that I wouldn’t own anymore than 5 adult DVDs, but I’ve increased my limit to 7. And these 7 DVDs are the ones that I love the most, and ones I can watch without skipping scenes and doing a lot of FFWD. And I know this should also keep my ass out of these video stores (I usually go no more than 3xs a month)! So, my final adult DVD purchase would either be for this flick, or Justin Slayer’s “Big Booty White Girls 2”. (Which one shall I choose?)

IMPRESSION:
When I first saw this flick, I felt it was awful. And this is because it’s different from other Buttman flicks. For some reason, I was expecting another “Buttman’s Rolling Cheeks”. I didn’t get that, but let’s just call this one “Buttman’s Anal Divas” meets “Buttman’s Anal Show”. If you loved those two Buttman flicks, then you’d love this one --- this is like two of those flicks in one. You feel me? “Buttman’s Anal Show” was a flick that was dedicated to nasty anal play (which included anal toys, gapes and nasty anal sex). “Buttman’s Anal Divas” dealt with some of the most beautiful women in the world getting their asses worshipped, plus some rough “make-it-hurt” anal sex. So in all honesty, “Buttman & Rocco Go to Montreal” is equivalent to both of these flicks. The only thing that’s missing is just some basic butt-cheek worshipping and heavy switching and “stank walks” that “Buttman’s Rolling Cheeks” had (that I loved too much).

I had no idea that Rocco was the co-director for this flick, because in some film-ographies, Rocco gets no credit as the co-director. So, all along, I thought this was a 100% Buttman directorial. So, after I found out Rocco helped out with the directing skills, then I saw this flick a little differently than I did the first time I had seen it. I can honestly say that this is a flick that grew on me when I saw it the second time. And I’ve learned to appreciate this more. I enjoy this flick very much, but I still feel that it’s overrated. I mean, it’s not John “Buttman” Stagliano’s greatest accomplishment and of all of the movies that he’s done, this happens to be his most popular and his most sought after (according to adultdvdtalk.com -- The reviews for this flick are the most read for any Buttman flick, even “Buttman’s Anal Show” which received more reviews than this one).

REVIEW/HIGHLIGHTS:
Barbie Belle and Jade are two bomb-ass women. Jade is a Taiwanese girl (with a tongue ring) who also starred in “Up Your Ass #16”. She is properly built and should be nominated for the title of “Asian Women With Ass”, alongside with Mika Tan, Leanni Lei & China Barbie (Sorry, but as much as I like Jade Marcella, she has no ass. And neither does Katsumi!). Actually, both females are built and beautiful. Barbie Belle is just as tight as Jade is. This scene contains just a tad bit of indoor sex, backseat-car sex which occurs in broad daylight & traffic, and indoor sex. The sex includes a lot of analingus, sucking of the dick, face-sitting, ass-suffocation (the two females smother his face with their asses until he cannot breathe) anal sex and some rough sex (medium). Both women are gorgeous, but I don’t care for the fact that Rocco pays more attention to Barbie Belle than Jade, until it’s time for Jade to take it in her ass doggy style. Jade is nothing like Barbie Belle, because Barbie Belle can handle Rocco’s rough sex. Jade can’t endure too much Rocco’s rough sex. But the sex with Rocco & Jade doesn’t last very long (only under 5 minutes). In many parts, Jade is nonexistent.

Buttman gets to meet Abbraxa, a Canadian domme (female dom) who has her own website. There’s another fine-ass blonde along with her who is managing the website as Abbraxa is dancing, playing with a whip, spanking Trixy (the blonde), stripping and teasing while some rock music is playing. Did I mention both women have nice asses? Both females have nice facial features as well. There’s no sex in this scene. Mr. D. is a photographer for Abbraxa’s website. Even though there’s some decent ass shots in this scene, there’s no serious ass obsession. This scene contains more of a light BDSM theme to it. There’s ropes being tied around one female’s titties. Plus, there’s some weird shit that includes hair pins being placed on Abbraxa’s pussy lips and titty nipples. This is something Buttman started to do more of in much of his later flicks (which caused me to really dislike “Buttman’s Butt Freak 3”). The freakiest part of this scene is when Abbraxa puts about 3 golf balls up her ass and she shits them out later (Don’t worry, she’s only exiting golf balls out of her ass. Nothing else)! You know, this kinda reminded me of a sex scene one girlfriend of mine showed me, which had a woman getting fucked in the ass while she has several golf balls stuffed up her ass. This is kinda sexy and very arousing. I mean, it’s better than all these insane “milk enema fetishes” that you see in today’s fuck flicks. [To be continued…]

John Stagliano is exploring Montreal and goes to this strip club. There, he meets some fine-ass motherfucker names Tangerine Dream. And I mean Tangerine is one bad bitch! Some of you may be offended by the word “bitch”, but it’s just a word. And I don’t mean it in a derogatory way this time, but I’m saying it so that you can understand how serious I am when I say that Tangerine Dream is a sexy motherfucker who pushes all of my freak buttons! She’s got everything I love. Spunky voice, beautiful skin tone, straight-curly hair and a face plus an ass that just won’t quit! She resembles this Canadian chick who I tried to go after on a Carnival cruise once (both are reminiscent to Ice T’s wife, CoCo)! She’s the host of the club and she shows John around before we see some excruciating footage of Tangerine’s behind. I say it’s excruciating because it was hard to me to bear this erection that I got just by looking at her without touching myself one damn bit. It’s official: I just love me some Tangerine Dream! There’s some female stripping on a pole (Judy). We see Kimberly, who is cute, but who has also got an irresistible ass. Rocco is discovered here. And he cannot control himself with Kimberly & Tangerine (who shows more of her delicate body) until the bouncer catches him and goes easy on him. So, he goes in the back of the club and fucks Kimberly in various positions (I need to mention the nice ass shots of her while Rocco’s banging her in cowgirl). Rocco then fucks Daisy right after she switches places with Kimberly. Then, Tangerine strops on stage and drives a man like me ill with her bad ass! Then, she rides a dildo on the stage. This all escalades into a foursome with Rocco and all three ladies (which includes asses-galore shots, analingus, vaginal and booty sex! I appreciate the fact the fact that Rocco didn’t discriminate this time and pay more attention to one female in particular more than he did the others. There’s an equal amount of fucking for everybody. It starts out fast, hard and sweet-as-mangos, but ends kinda slow.

We now return to the state of Abbraxas and there’s a lot of very nasty anal play, which included dildos and some anal-dipper toy. This is very equivalent to the anal play in “Buttman’s Anal Show”. The dude Mr. D. gets a blowjob from Abbraxa and he puts it in her ass. But his dick is skinny and kinda small and he only lasts under 3 minutes in her ass. After that, there’s more anal play.

We come across two bad-ass blondes named Judy & Diamond Forever. One of the women looks like a white Tabitha (from “Bend Over Brazilian Babes 3”). So, Buttman follows these women up to some old and empty apartment and spies on them with his camera (some of the camerawork here is very unnecessary, I mean what the fuck is this, a “Buttman in the Crack pt. 2”???). Both females are naturally sweet (physically), although one has a really screwed-up and uneven tanning. Even though this is the case, it looks good on her! Both women show us their “beavers” and there’s a lot of booty shots that are dangerously hot (especially when Rocco carries the women over both his shoulders). There’s a lot of nasty oral sex and vaginal plus some tight booty sex (which includes some French dialouge, broken English, booty lube & Rocco’s passionate sex trademarks in replacement to his rough pseudo-abusive anal sex). Some of the sex is really hot and some of it is just ordinary shit.

NEGATIVES:
The picture quality for this flick isn’t really good. I’ve seen worse, but it could have been better. Much of the sex in this flick is like “straight-to-the-point”, without a lot of tease. There’s more conversation than there is tease. The scenes with Abraxxa & Trixy has a lot of tease, but the other scenes are lacking just that. You know, there’s not a whole lot of tease. The average Buttman flick has an ass-load of tease before any sexual interaction. You can say that this flick is lacking in the tease department. Again, Jade didn’t receive a lot of attention in her scene with Barbie Belle. Maybe it was because she could barely endure what Rocco had to give her. The second and final scene with Abbraxa, Trixy & Mr. D. has tight anal play, but sexually, it was soft as cake batter. I enjoyed Tangerine Dream enough, but I would have loved to see more obsessive booty-shots from her. I felt the ladies who got more of the ass-obsession treatments were Judy, Diamond Forever, Kimberly & Barbie Belle. Tangerine Dream should have got more attention in every single regard.

THE GREATEST SCENES:
Scene 1: Barbie Belle, Jade & Rocco (96.6% Hot!)
Scene 3: Tangerine Dream, Kimberly, Daisy & Rocco (96% Hot!)

DVD QUALITY: Well, the audio quality is very good. However, the picture quality isn’t very good at all. I mean, it looks like this film was shot in 1997 instead of 2000! I’ve watched this on my Compaq laptop and there are some transparent lines on both edges of the picture and this is a nuisance. The picture quality for something like “Buttman’s Rolling Cheeks” was even better than this! Considering the fact that “Buttman’s Anal Show” was recorded in late 1999 (several months before the production of this flick), you’d think that the picture quality would be much more immaculate. The picture quality also suffers from lots of grainy and watery picture. This was also one of Evil Angel’s earlier DVD releases that was released sometime in early 2001, and Evil Angel’s DVD productions weren’t becoming immaculate until late-2001. But, even this DVD was produced after the “Buttman’s Anal Show” DVD. So, you would think that the picture quality would have been much better; especially in the same year “Buttman’s Anal Divas” was shot and released. There’s a lot of special features (fetish menu, filmmaker bios, photo gallery, over a half-hour of extra footage). What’s missing is cast film-ographies for the actresses. The DVD quality for “Buttman’s Anal Show” was better than the DVD quality for this flick. The menus and DVD production didn’t look as if it was being handled with care. However, the DVD quality is much better than something like the hideous DVDs for “The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex For Women” & “Buttman & Rocco’s Brazilian Butt Fest”. You feel me?

OVERALL/LONG NOEL'S RATING SCALE:
This is a very decent Buttman flick. I have seen much better, but I have seen much worse (“Buttman’s Intimate Exposure” & “Buttman’s Anal Show 4” being some of his worst). And to be honest, this is a much better flick than something like “Buttman’s Show Off Girls”, “Buttman’s Bend Over Babes 5” & even “Buttman & Rocco’s Brazilian Butt Fest”. “Buttman’s Wet Dream”, “Buttman’s Anal Show” & “Buttman’s Big Butt Backdoor Babes 3” had received the same rating percentage that I had given this flick, which happens to be around 86%. Anything that had received over 91% from my rating scale, I would automatically give it 5 stars. But based on my new and final rating scale, things have changed. This I will give a rating of 4 stars however. If I could give it a 4.25, then I would give it that. It’s just not worth a 4.5, if you ask me. Again, the reason is that Jade didn’t receive a lot of sexual attention, Mr. D. wasn’t laying any pipe at all. He was laying a tree branch. Plus, some of the sex in the final scene with Judy & Diamond Forever was just average (although some of the sex was nice). The two greatest scenes in this flick were the scenes with Tangerine Dream, Kimberly & Daisy AND the scene with Jade & Barbie Belle. The other three scenes had some tight moments here and there, but nothing you can watch all the way through. You’ll find yourself using the FFWD button amid those three sequences.

Even though I really enjoyed this flick and as much as it grew on me, it still couldn’t touch “Buttman’s Rolling Cheeks”, “Buttman’s Anal Divas” or even “Face Dance Obsession” (which happens to be my three favorite John “Buttman” Stagliano flicks of all time, which I am glad to say that I own)! I’ve liked it a lot, although I still don’t understand all of the hype that it’s gotten. I literally fell in love with Tangerine Dream and I just wanted to rip through the damn screen and put her fine ass in my strong-hold! The other women were very hot as well (especially Barbie Belle, Jade, Judy & Diamond Forever). I personally wouldn’t own this on DVD although it is very nice to have (If I found this one on VHS tape, I‘d grab it), but if you’re the kind of person who has a huge porn collection which is well over 5-10 DVDs and if you’re a die-hard Buttman & Rocco Siffredi fan, you’ll love it! Again, I just love me some Tangerine Dream. That woman drove me to an intense erection along with insanity!

RATING PERCENTAGE: 86%
BOTTOM LINE: Please, check it out or own it [either or]. Watch it and see for yourself!