Elastic Assholes 4 Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  11/11/2007

Elastic Assholes #4
Release period: Summer, 2006
Starring: Naomi, Christie Lee, Taryn Thomas, Jasmine Byrne, Claire Robbins, Erik Everhard, Sean Michaels, Manuel Ferrara & Mr. Pete
Themes: Ass obsession, anal, interracial
Directed by: Mike John

IMPRESSION:
While I’m not a fan of many of Jules Jordan’s directorials, I became interested and highly aroused by some of the flicks that has been brought to us by his new company (Jules Jordan Video). Now that he has his own video company, he has a line of his favorite directors that make their own videos. And they are bought to us from his own company (Evil Angel has does the same). A while ago, I’ve seen Erik Everhard’s “This Butt’s 4U” and I’ve enjoyed it a bit. I’ve enjoyed “This Butt’s 4U #1” much better than most of Jules Jordan’s “Ass Worship” flicks. Jules Jordan is a very smart and creative entrepreneur and pornographer. He knows what ass-lovers like myself enjoy, so therefore, he knows what sells and what gets attention (just like John Stagliano does)! However, I can’t say that I enjoy the male talent in his flicks (and this includes him). What I dislike about his flicks is that the female talent wears too much makeup just to have sex and much of the male talent is weak (IMO). However, I’ve had a nice time enjoying some of his directorials, such as “Heavy Metal pts. 1 & 2” & “Ass Worship 2 & 4”. But I appreciate him more as a film director and as a brand new company owner. His company has brought us decent flicks such as “Racial Tension” (Mike John) & “This Butt’s 4U” (Erik Everhard).

Much of the flicks from this company deal with ass obsession, very nasty anal sex and breaking in rookies, while Evil Angel deals with all of that and then some! So, I have the honor to say that even though I’m not a huge fan of Jules Jordan’s directorials, this happens to be my second favorite porno company (because this company, like Evil Angel, cranks out some quality fuck flicks)! The only major problem I have with a lot of flicks from this company is the fact that a lot of these flicks are shot in a widescreen format. I’ve said it before that this is totally unnecessary. I can understand if this is done for a feature film, but for an ordinary porno, this isn’t necessary!

Mike John was a former director for Red Light District and his new flicks are now distributed from Jules Jordan Video. I’ve seen “Racial Tension” before and I felt that it was an above-average interracial fuck flick. So, this is the second flick that I’ve seen by him. I’ve been wanting to see this one for a long time and now I have the pleasure to view this and review it.

SPECIAL NOTE:
Without me trying to sound all racist and shit, I just want to say that Erik Everhard and Manuel Ferrara are two white guys who know how to seriously lay the pipe to the women! And I would like to put them in the category of white guys who take care of business, alongside with Rocco Siffredi, Brandon Iron, Christoph Clark (sometimes!), Peter Rain, Hakan & George (from certain John Stagliano flicks). And I would much rather watch these guys fuck the women instead of brothas like Brian Pumper, Mark Anthony and Wesley Pipes who aren’t good at laying the pipe! There are four guys in this flick, and that includes Erik Everhard (who fucks three of the women), Manuel Ferrara, Mr. Pete (who helps Erik Everhard fuck Naomi) & Sean Michaels. And all of the men in this flick lay some seriously tough pipe up these women’s butts!

HIGHLIGHTS:
Erik Everhard is a director for Jules Jordan’s company, and I appreciate his new works much better than most of Jules Jordan’s works. For one, Erik Everhard is a much better director and a much better performer than Jules. He happens the main star (as far as male talent) in this flick and it got to the point where I nearly forgot that this is a Mike John flick, and not a Erik Everhard flick! The male talent in this flick is pretty tight, because these men can lay the pipe down!

All of the sex in this flick is very nasty, as it contains overall ass obsession, booty shaking, rough anal sex, nasty blowjob action (which includes ass-to-mouth), nasty anal play (which includes gapes, anal-lubing, ass tasting, nasty butt noises & ass sniffing) trash talk (some of which isn’t necessary), face-sitting, (light) squirting and ass slapping. However, you won’t see all of that sick, vulgar cum-farting and milk enema bullshit that you’ll see in Jules Jordan’s earlier “Ass Worship” flicks and most anal-themes flicks of today. And I’m thankful for that!

The ass obsession is beautiful and carefully captured without it being overdone and wasted. I mean, there’s no trying on 2 or 3 different outfits just to see how a woman’s ass looks in each different outfit and there’s no slow motion and replays. Another thing that’s spared is anal toys and severe anal play that is featured in Christoph Clark’s “Euro Hardball” series. But I guess that’s not really a bad thing. There’s just some hot and controlled ass obsession and some straight-to-the-point sex. There’s just not a lot of ass obsession like there is in flicks from John “Buttman” Stagliano, Jules Jordan, Santino Lee or The Bangbros (the creators of “Ass Parade”).

All five of these women possess beauty. Each one of them did something for me in one way or the other and every scene kept me heated and kept my attention span from beginning to end. I barely had to use my FFWD button. I did use it for nearly half of Taryn Thomas’ scene, only because she talked so much trash that it was a complete nuisance! Christie Lee happens to be a silly girl, but all of that silliness comes to an end once Sean Michaels puts his dick in her ass. Naomi stars in one of her final greatest performances (which happens to be shot before Naomi started to look seriously unhealthy). Plus, Naomi is in fishnets (a little something special that we didn’t get to see when she was in some of Justin Slayer’s “Big Booty White Girls” flicks). Plus, she does some booty dancing and ass-clapping for the camera and it’s so good that when she stopped, Mike John said “Holy fuck, please don’t stop!” I have seen Naomi in a number of bomb-ass interracial scenes (some of which included anal sex), but this is one Naomi scene where she gets takes dick by some white guys and it just kept me fuckin’ aroused all the way through! There are times when she moved her ass so vigorously (in a cowgirl position) like she wanted to bend a dude’s dick out of shape like licorice!

Each and every female gets some of the nastiest anal-poundings of their young, hot-ass lives. Did I mention that even though the women and the atmospheres were pretty classy that the sex was truly hype and nasty and that the women were really loud? The director’s camera tries hard to maintain and capture every hot moment to the point to where it’s like he’s on steroids or some shit. My favorite scenes that are worthy of some serious replay action are the scenes with Clarie Robbins, Jasmine Byrne, Christie Lee & Naomi!

NEGATIVES:
Taryn Thomas’ scene would have been flawless if it hadn’t been for some of the dirty talk, which was highly overdone on her part. I wouldn’t mind watching her scene all the way through, if I hit the mute button and left it on for a while! The other four scenes are flawless and are worthy of some serious replay action. I don’t care for assholes being lubed with spit or a dude spitting in a woman‘s ass, but it’s a pretty minor thing. I have seen worse! Another small negative is that there’s no trailers for other flicks on the DVD. And why does Christie Lee look different in the flick than she does on the artwork? Her hair color is totally different & I almost didn't recognize her at first!

DVD QUALITY:
The a/v quality is real tight and the extras include a bonus scene (a Naomi BJ-gangbang, plus a photo shoot for the artwork of Mike John’s “Racial Tension” flick), extra footage, cast list, a photo gallery and a cumshot recap. There are no trailers included and I’m so damn glad that this flick wasn’t shot in widescreen!

OVERALL:
I’ve wanted to see this flick for a long time but my local video stores didn’t carry it. But for some reason, I didn’t expect very much out of it. I grabbed a copy from elsewhere, I took it home, watched it on my Compaq laptop and was surprised and aroused heavily because this flick is so damn good. Most of the ass obsession I loved and I highly enjoyed various shots of the women’s butts. Plus, all of them were fine! Plus, the sex and the anal play was rough and spontaneous without it being all degrading like a Jake Malone flick or even a Christoph Clark flick! I’m not saying that to say the sex ain’t nasty, because it is. I mean, this flick includes ass tasting, a little sniffing of the booty and women making noises with their butts & assholes. At the same time, this flick has some serious replay value and this is worthy of owning. This is a flick that Flower Tucci, Katja Kassin & Mika Tan should have been in. If Gina Lynn & Ice LaFox were into anal sex, I would say that they should be in this series as well. This is much better than any of Jules Jordan’s “Ass Worship” flicks and most of the “Ass Parade” flicks you’re bound to want to see! So I’ll say if you have to own only one video from the Jules Jordan Video company, see to it that it’s this one. Based on my rating scale, this flick is 96% hot!

BOTTOM LINE: Own it!