Fuck Slaves (Evil Angel) Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  12/11/2007

“Fuck Slaves”
Release period: Late Summer, 2006
Themes: Rough sex, bondage, anal, interracial
Starring: Sasha Grey, Sandra Romain, Kitty, Delilah Strong, Annette Schwarz, Adrianna Nicole, Keeani Lei, Harmony Rose, Amber Rayne, Jake Malone, Brandon Iron, Manuel Ferrara, Benjamin Brat & Christian
Directed by: JAKE MALONE

**LONG NOEL'S BONUS REVIEW**

WARNING:
Do not share this porno with your wife or friends. They’ll start to see you differently. If Femi-Nazis ever got a hold of this video, these ignorant bitches would try to emasculate and castrate the entire male species OR they would realize how badly they need dick! [If only Ann Coulter could see this video, she would see what she's missing!]

IMPRESSION:
I know I’ve said that I probably wouldn’t see another Jake Malone flick, but I’ve really wanted to see this one, for various reasons. You can say that I’ve developed a very strong liking for Annette Schwarz & Delilah Strong. I’ve recently seen Delilah Strong in “Asses of Face Destruction 3”, a series that’s a real waste of time, if you ask me! I am starting to dig Delilah Strong a whole lot more, especially since she has gained some weight and got some serious meat on her ass (Wanna see what I’m talking about? Rent “Asses of Face Destruction 3”). I've already had a very strong liking for Delilah, but since she's gained a little weight, she's striking the evil into my crazy black-ass spirit! But I was curious to know whether or not this one was better than the first one. Sasha Grey & Sandra Romain are personal favorites of mine, also. The female cast is flawless, so that’s another reason why I had to see this one.

I know that “Buttman’s Bend Over Babes 4” was supposed to be my final (bonus) review, but I kinda felt guilty not reviewing this flick like I had wanted. If I could delete one of my reviews, it would be “Asses of Face Destruction”. That movie series is such a waste of time. You’ll get more arousal from a fucking “Girls Gone Wild” video! If anything, I wish I had reviewed Jazz Duro’s “Big Butt Slutz 2”. This is another bomb-ass flick that I had the pleasure of watching recently (Mayara Sheldon is superbad)!

This series contains extremely-high themes/tones of sexual slavery, bondage, sadomasochism, over-the-top rough sex and innuendos of sexual violence which some people may find degrading, disgusting, violent, angry and abusive. So, this isn’t for everybody. And if you do get off on this kind of thing, don’t tell everybody that you do. People will see your ass different, let me tell you. Not that it’s ever happened to me, but believe me! If you are into this type of sex, Jake Malone’s “Fuck Slaves” series to go. I’ve said it before, than Rocco Siffredi’s movies, Belladonna’s rough-sex-oriented flicks and even flicks from Max Hardcore doesn’t have Monterey-jack-shit on this series! If you are looking for a bomb-ass flick that has rough sex in it and pass this series up, you will have a hard-ass time trying to find a decent flick in the genre. I applaud John Stagliano for having Jake Malone become a part of The Evil Empire Family!

REVIEW/HIGHLIGHTS:
The first scene stars Sasha Grey, Sandra Romain & Manuel Ferrara. This scene is fire! Sasha Grey happens to be the submissive one, while Sandra & Manuel are both dominant. The sex in this scene is very domineering, booty-oriented (including rough anal sex, hard-core ass-obsessive camerawork and analingus) and loud. There’s a lot of violent ass-slapping, mouth-gagging, verbal assaulting, face-sitting, merciless anal-fingering and a whole bunch of ass-to-mouth. This scene happens to be one of the greatest pornographic scenes I’ve seen in my entire life!

The second scene stars Harmony Rose, Amber Rayne & Manuel Ferrara. This scene would have received a 100% rating out of me if it hadn’t been for all of the unnecessary, loud and over-the-top trash talk. There are signs taped onto both women that says “Rape me.” “Break me.” “Fuck me.” etc. The sex in this scene is really rough and domineering. There’s a part in this scene where the submissive female gets kicked in her ass (literally) by another female and ordered to go to the toilet to stick her head in the toilet. Her head stays in the toilet while it is flushed and then the guy does a “skeet-skeet” finale on this woman while her head is all wet. You still think it’s rough? You haven’t seen shit yet until you’ve seen the next few scenes!

The third scene includes Annette Schwarz and four guys, including Brandon Iron (the king of nasty domineering sex). I happen to feel that this is one of Annette Schwarz top 3 greatest scenes ever. I'm just loving her whole demeanor as the rough-sex-goddess, as well as her beautiful German accent and her delicate booty-butt! Her scene in here is even better than her scene in “Fuck Slaves 2”. These four dudes slap her up real tough (face and ass), gag her mouth with dicks, make her eat some guys’ assholes and gets fucked silly by guys as if they all have a grudge against her. She’s wearing some sexy policewoman outfit, carrying a whip and getting her ass massively obsessed over by Jake Malone before the sex even starts. There’s some slight trash-talking in here, which includes Annette demanding that a guy smells her “dirty asshole” before he eats it! Kelly Stafford (Rocco Siffredi’s rough-sex princess) would smile if she ever saw this scene. The sex in this scene is very similar to some of the things Kelly has done in some older Rocco flicks. But be warned: The sex is so rough and domineering to the point where some of you may think it’s misogynistic and abusive. But trust me. Annette is very much into it, so that’s what makes it so-damn excellent. This scene includes a whole lot of ass obsession, nasty anal sex, spit, drooling, violent face-slapping, verbal assaults, choking, hair pulling and even Annette being told to drink toilet water with her face in a toilet bowl while she’s getting fucked in her butt hole doggy style! This is another beautiful scene that I’ve ever seen in any fuck flick! If you are a rough sex fanatic, this scene is especially for you. I know Rocco Siffredi probably hates the fact that he hasn’t done anything THIS fucking rough!

The fourth scene includes Kitty and some dude named Christian. Poor Christian! Kitty is an Asian woman who dominates Christian by fucking him in his ass and mouth with a strap-on while his mouth is gagged. Then, the tables turn so that he can fuck her. This happens to be the weakest scene in the flick and the hugest negative point of the flick in general. This is a scene that you can take or leave. I choose to leave it!

The fifth scene is very nasty and hilarious to me. Delilah Strong is a slave master and Keanni Lei is her sexual slave. Delilah uses Keanni as her slave pony-girl and spanks her ass with a whip to make her trot like a damn horse. And some of the noises Keanni makes is incredibly hilarious to me. They both get it on with some dude. The sex in this scene is very nasty, wanton, anal-oriented (including nasty, gross analingus, nasty butt sex) and it really turns me on. There’s a part when Keanni’s tongue reaches down to Delilah’s butt hole while Keanni is being fucked by the dude anally in a doggy style position, all while Delilah is bent over, right up under Keanni’s body. And that pushed my buttons of arousal! Plus, for those of you who enjoy this kind of thing, there’s some very graphic and nasty displays of Delilah Strong expelling a milk enema out of her butt hole and onto Keanni’s face!

The final scene is pretty tight. Adrianna is another pretty female who gets is rough and good by Manuel Ferrara. This scene contains blindfolding, butt plugs, anal sex and Adrianna being brought to tears. When Adrianna is crying, this is enough to run some people the fuck away from this flick. This scene is tight, if you can get past all the tears of joy and pain.

There are six scenes in this flick, and while three of them were flawless (Scenes 1, 3 & 5), two others were pretty good scenes, while one scene was a throwaway!

NEGATIVES:
I really hate a lot of the potty-mouth trash-talk that’s in this flick. That’s one of the two biggest negatives in this flick. Kitty’s scene is full of it and the scene with Harmony Rose & Amber Rayne is full of this shit. I mean, it’s worse than Taryn Thomas’ scene in “Elastic Assholes #4”. Some of the sex in these two scenes are tight, but I wouldn’t dare watch these scenes without having the mute button on. The trash-talk is so annoying and nerve-wrecking and these women’s voices aren’t very alluring. Their voices are cheesy, if anything. The second (but major) negative in this flick is when Kitty fucks some guy in his ass and mouth with a strap-on attached to her while he’s got a fucking ball-gag in his mouth. Some guys actually get off on this, but to me, it’s disgusting and very emasculating. And there’s nothing sexy about a man getting screwed in his ass and mouth not one bit. You can call me homophobic or whatever, but I don’t have a tolerance for this shit. I mean, there’s some of that going on in “The Best Ass in the World” (a flick that I love and enjoy). Sometimes, you can bypass it. I was able to bypass it in that particular flick. After awhile, if you’re a real man, you gotta turn your head in disgust.

DVD QUALITY:
The a/v quality is immaculate. There’s the usual Evil Angel features, including some extra footage. I loved the extra footage from Delilah & Keanni’s scene. Delilah Strong is a fiesty-ass thang! It kinda reminds me of how fiesty Tangerine Dream was in “Buttman & Rocco Go to Montreal”. The photo gallery on this DVD is better than the photo gallery for “Fuck Slaves 2” (All of the photos are automatic --- meaning that they show you 2 minutes worth of photos and the gallery plays like a chapter, where you can REV & FFWD to see certain photos. I can’t stand that)!

FINAL THOUGHT:
This is much better than the 2nd “Fuck Slaves” flick (which I have also reviewed). Out of six scenes, there was only one scene that I didn’t like at all. And this was the scene with Kitty and that man/bitch who she “fucked” and dominated. --- as far as my rating percentage. As bad as I’d want to liken this flick to something like “The Best Ass in the World” [which received a 95.8% from me], I’m not too sure that I can. I’m unsure if I would own it, personally. But it’s damn good enough to own it. If you have to own one “Fuck Slaves” flick or rent one flick in this series, see to it that it is this one. The only thing “Fuck Slaves 2” has that this one doesn’t is the scene with Lorelei Lei & Sarah Jane Cleyton (which was great in most areas) I highly recommend this. And I am pretty much dead serious when I say that this is my last review! I'm outta here. And I hope you all have taken heed to my reviews, enjoyed them and found them helpful!

RATING PERCENTAGE: 91% [Kitty's scene was the hugest negative.]
BOTTOM LINE: Please, check it out. --- Or Own it, but with discretion!