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Release date: 5/10/2004
Reviewed on: 7/2/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Holly Hollywood, Gen Padova, Mr. Bigg, Audrey Hollander, Eva Angelina
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: This is my first Biggz movie; despite his low number of movie appearances, apparently this guy is a seasoned stud, having spent some time doing, uh, other kinds of sex scenes. I don't care, as long as the onscreen chemistry and sex are hot. Certainly, other straight pornstars have dabbled with gay/lesbian cinema. The box cover bills his cock as 13" - a laughable claim. If it's consistently much more than nine inches, I'd be surprised. It's a time-honored tradition to misrepresent physical stats in porn: a tradition I wouldn't mind seeing discontinued. And yes, I'll let you know when hell freezes over. Scene 1: Eva Angelina Cover girl Eva Angelina rubs her pussy waiting for Biggz. No pesky plot or dialogue here. The cute little Latina looks so innocent with her trademark eyeglasses wearing a pink nightie, her hair in pigtails. This innocent look is an interesting juxtaposition as she expertly sucks Biggz's impressive member; he's a lanky dude with a number of tattoos which really gives him the unfortunate ex-convict look.
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Release date: 5/18/2004
Reviewed on: 6/15/2004
Studio: Shane's World
Starring: Katie Gold, Brittney Skye, Teagan Presley, Nadia Styles
Review brief: I've been enjoying the Shane's World series more and more over the years. Take a bunch of pornstars, send them somewhere fun to goof off, party and fuck their brains out and make sure to keep the tape rolling. The untapped potential of regular reality TV is realized in the uncensored adult antics of Shane's World. The premise of Surfer Girls is great: send Katie Gold, Teagan, and some other babes to Hawaii to wreak havoc on the local surfer boy population. The boxcover indicates that it's light on intercourse, the emphasis primarily on handjobs with some oral thrown in. There's also a very prominent shot of Teagan's tight teen ass. That said, c'mon gang, let's see what this is all about. Surf's up! Mainland Prologue: Teagan and "Boyfriend" Teagan's boyfriend (Tommy X, I'm guessing) is rather pissed off that she's leaving him behind to go to the Aloha State with her girlfriends. He gives her a lot of grief as she's packing her suitcase. Soon enough, he's licking her nipples and her jeans skirt is discarded revealing her white schoolgirl panties.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/25/2004
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Brittany Andrews, Missy, Eric Price, Johnni Black, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Steve Drake, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey G., Jenna Jameson, Veronica Hart, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Why am I reviewing this movie now? Well, I've never seen it before. Flashpoint was filmed in 1997 and debuted on VHS in 1998 (I think); the eagerly-anticipated DVD followed in 1999. After enjoying Loaded (featuring Jesse Jane) recently, I thought I'd give a shot at one of the most celebrated adult feature films in the last five or so years. Without a doubt, Jenna Jameson is the biggest adult film star since the late Nineties, but to be honest, I can't count myself amongst the Jenna worshippers. I don't know why this is; she's actually a decent actress and her sex scenes are usually very high caliber. Flashpoint's cast reads like a Who's Who in porn for the late Nineties. We've seen all of them in scenes after this, but watching this 6+ years after it was shot makes them look especially nice; it's like watching Faye Dunaway in Chinatown. Jenna's probably at the pinnacle of her adult career in Flashpoint. The Story Tragedy strikes as a firefighter gets killed in the line of duty.
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Release date: 11/26/2003
Reviewed on: 4/29/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Tony T., Steve Holmes, Shelby Belle, Jennifer Luv, Alicia Rhodes, Brianna Blaze, Tina Holly, Anna Nikova
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: This is the quintessential cum swallow fetish video. Each girl takes at least two sets of pops from their guys: the first set after blowjobs, the second set after actual sex. It's basically over three hours of sucking, fucking, and swallowing. There is no way in hell I could watch this thing from start to finish in one uninterrupted sitting; I must be getting old. Scene #1: Brianna Blaze Box cover girl Brianna Blaze is the leadoff batter. I dislike piercings and the chin stud is a downer (she also has a pierced clit), but things get markedly better as she starts sucking four stout cocks; the guys soon blow their first loads directly into her mouth which she gargles then dutifully swallows. She's a pretty vocal slut, so she's begging for more during the few moments she doesn't have dick in her mouth. As I watch her in an anal spoon, I rejoice about her pert natural tits rather than lament over her pierced clit.
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Release date: 3/2/2004
Reviewed on: 4/26/2004
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Asia Carrera, Mike Horner, Tyce Bune, Eric Masterson, Cheyne Collins, Lea de Mae, Lee Stone, Brittney Skye, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane, Chris Weber
Directed by: Nic Andrews
Review brief: As the opening credits roll on Nic Andrews's 108 min. Lethal Weapon-style blockbuster, we are treated to well-filmed shots of the L.A. skyline. We open up the movie with bad boy Cheyne Collins drag racing on a bridge against Brittney Skye. He wins, which is good for him because Brittney "doesn't fuck losers." Sex Scene #1: Brittney Skye and Cheyne Collins He takes his hot little trophy to the back of his van; while it's not an award-winning performance, it's difficult to be super negative about an attractive big-titted blonde sucking cock. She tears off her tanktop as he licks away at her pussy; they move to spoon and he pounds away at her shaved slit. It's true "feature sex" as the soundtrack drowns out actual sex sounds. Cheyne pounds away briefly in doggie position before launching his load on her ass/lower back. Non-Sex Action The movie's true stars are the duo of bad cop Roth (Barrett Blade) and good cop Simms (Eric Masterson). That's right, Blade is nut job Riggs and Masterson is straight arrow Murtaugh.
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Release date: 3/5/2004
Reviewed on: 4/25/2004
Studio: Phoenix
Review brief: I am seeking an amateur sex video: a cross between Girls Gone Wild and maybe one of the Shane's World College Invasion or spring break episodes with spontaneous sex involving horny party chicks. Lake Havasu, Arizona is a archtypical spring break destination: bikini-clad hotties, some topless, wading in the water, partying on boats, chicks kissing each other. By writing this review, I have put far more attention watching this movie than I would have otherwise. I've listed the scenes with the bands, not because the bands are good (they're not), but because that's the way they're identified in the Chapters menu. Scene 1: Sandbar (Band: Soul Clown) The audio quality is simply abysmal and the attempt at replacing it with soundtracks from local bands is ill advised. The scenes alternate between short R-rated typical spring break footage (audio replaced by lame soundtracks) and X-rated footage.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 4/24/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Sophia, Mandingo, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Alicia Rhodes, Dillan Lauren
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: It's great to cap off a fabulous fuck with a massive, ball-draining load, preferably resulting in a monster facial. I always feel gypped if a scorching sex session finishes with a dick dribble whimper -- so much for the concept of climax. With bukkake, you get jaw-dropping frostings at the expense of watching a bunch of guys jack off for an interminable amount of time. Gangbangs have great sex, but with such a mind boggling number of cocks rotating through her open holes, it's difficult for a girl to give her best performance. The Baker's Dozen concept: great one-on-one sex with redhot ass fucking followed by a massive facial plastering. Sounds pretty solid, but let's see if Brandon Iron can execute properly. Scene 1: Alicia Rhodes, Manuel Ferrara & 17 BJ guys In an amusing homage to the porn colloquialism of referring to monster facials as looking like a "glazed doughnut", Manuel is delivering doughnuts to lucky Alicia who makes some corny comments about extra nuts and cream.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 4/18/2004
Studio: Anabolic
Starring: Brian Surewood, Rick Masters, Dick Nasty, Tony T., Sergio, Joel Lawrence, Robbie James, Scott Lyons, Joey Ray, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mick Blue, Brian Heston, Ashley Long, Andrew Rivera, Hamilton Steele, Joe Monti, Kurt Lockwood, Dick Delaware, Kris Slater, Ariana Jollee, Dirty Harry, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Andrew Andretti, Kevin M., Biff Richards
Directed by: Christopher Alexander
Review brief: I've watched Anabolic's Gangbang Girl series since the very beginning (albeit not every single episode) and I have high expectations for the latest episode of what I consider to be the best gangbang series. Go into "Audio Set Up" in the main menu and turn off the music soundtrack before playing the movie. Brilliant! I wish this option was available on most discs (well, at least the gonzo, wall-to-wall, gangbang type movies); Anabolic includes this functionality in many recent releases. -o-o-o- Box cover girl Ariana Jollee is celebrating her 21st birthday by getting banged by 21 guys (okay, maybe a few more); they pop out of a birthday cake and before the opening credits finish rolling, she's on her knees enthusiastically sucking cock. After ten minutes of getting their poles licked, the guys start pounding her shaved pussy before she switches to reverse cowgirl and then cowgirl. She then gets the desire to lick some HMA (Hairy Man Ass) eventually during DPP and DP.
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