Girls Of Havasu Review

Reviewed by cv  on  4/25/2004

I am seeking an amateur sex video: a cross between Girls Gone Wild and maybe one of the Shane's World College Invasion or spring break episodes with spontaneous sex involving horny party chicks. Lake Havasu, Arizona is a archtypical spring break destination: bikini-clad hotties, some topless, wading in the water, partying on boats, chicks kissing each other.

By writing this review, I have put far more attention watching this movie than I would have otherwise. I've listed the scenes with the bands, not because the bands are good (they're not), but because that's the way they're identified in the Chapters menu.

Scene 1: Sandbar (Band: Soul Clown)

The audio quality is simply abysmal and the attempt at replacing it with soundtracks from local bands is ill advised. The scenes alternate between short R-rated typical spring break footage (audio replaced by lame soundtracks) and X-rated footage. The spring break footage is naturally girls dancing around in bikinis, with some flashing going on which attracts a lot of camera-wielding guys.

Soon we are introduced to brunette Oasis. After a brief minute of dildo play and some guy trying to lick her clit, we see her and one of her girlfriends aboard a boat, massaging tits. The partygoers on the surrounding boats are oblivious until they move to a more visible spot near the boat's stern and the action switches to pussy licking. A rather large crowd of guys gathers around and the girls trade positions. There's a little bit of tit sucking and then we cut abruptly to a blowjob. The two girls are sucking a rather small cock as the boat is moving (well away from the party scene), so it's not really public sex anymore. A moving motorboat makes for abysmal audio. The lighting is a videographer's nightmare as the boat bounces from bright sunlight to shadow. Eventually the guy shoots his load on the two women's faces.

Scene 2: Copper Canyon (Band: Tekt8r)

Back to the party, a few girls are dancing topless on boats. One chick flashes her massive fake titties to the camera. There's a brass pole on one of the boats (probably a bar boat), and an amateur striptease contest of sorts is taking place. Girls of various levels of attractiveness and dancing ability compete while some guys are floating in the water watching them.

We get some shots of topless chicks and some running commentary by guys off camera. There's more very similar brass pole contest footage before we cut to Oasis (wearing a t-shirt emblazoned "Slut") sitting by the keg, armed with her trusty pocket rocket. The guys make inane comments while she entertains herself with her little vibe. At the very end, a couple of guys take a few licks of her pussy (presumably for photo ops).

Scene 3: Copper Canyon (Band: Divided By Zero)

Back to the party, just some more brass pole contest footage. Rather unsurprisingly, it looks like only a half dozen girls conpeted, and only one removed her bikini bottom.

There's some more party footage including two of the brass pole girls kissing each other rather deeply. We cut to a guy eating some chick's pussy, but she's still wearing her bikini bottom, so everything is obscured. She's surrounded by guys with video cameras; amusingly, there's also a bystander with a cheeseburger and a beer. She's giggling, but it's impossible to tell if she's getting off or just thinks the entire situation is hysterical. We move to some quick shots of two chicks with the biggest, fakest boobs of the whole video and then to a meaty blonde who flashes her tits and pussy to the other partygoers. It's back to Oasis and some guy wielding this odd nozzle. It's apparently squirting out a cocktail (vodka/cranberry?), and he uses it as a sex toy as he licks her tits and pussy. A couple of guys get her picture taken with her and then she's lying back on the bench of a boat. Soon, a couple of chicks start licking her tits and fingering her pussy; magically, a beach towel shows up to obscure the action; there is mention of water cops policing the area.

Scene 4: Brian's Day - Hardcore

In the first of two full sex scenes, we find Oasis and Brian, a beefy guy with a crewcut in a secluded spot on the lake. Oasis starts sucking his cock in the shallow waters behind some reeds; soon they are back on shore continuing the blowjob. After a while, he fucks her from behind with some surprisingly nice video footage from underneath. They move to reverse cowgirl, as he plugs his cock into her shaved slit, then to regular cowgirl. Neither one is vocal, so we simply hear the waves lapping up ashore with an occasional motorboat passing in the distance. The lighting is pretty horrible (bright sunlight mixed with shade), no more so as while he's pumping her pussy as she lies on her back. He squirts his load onto her belly which she rubs into her skin. A ho-hum finish to a ho-hum sex scene.

Scene 5: Copper Canyon (Band: Lyrical Lizard)

We're back to the party with some babes gyrating, topless and decked out in Mardi Gras beads. I think they're passing out t-shirts, maybe doing some sort of dance contest.

As we move to the X-rated chapter, it's becoming more evident that they're reusing/looping the previous chapter's R-rated shots with the X-rated ones. This scene's adult action consists of Oasis humping a girlfriend who is wearing a strap-on dildo. The scene (taking place on some boat) is pretty short. The guys take a few photos, but the scene is almost instantaneously over.

Scene 6: Bonus (Band: All Mighty Senators)

There's a striptease contest on the stern of some boat. Maybe 3-4 girls get involved, but since they're already wearing thongs and occasionally bikini tops, there's not much to strip. Still, the guys love it as they applaud and poke their digital and video cameras and snap some footage.

There's more recycled striptease footage in the X-rated chapter, and the a quick shot of Oasis getting her whipped cream covered nipples licked by some partygoers. This is followed by standard Mardi Gras type tit flashing. A little more tit sucking here, a little more stripteasing there and the chapter is over.

Scene 7: Beach Orgy - Hardcore

Oasis and her pal Cathy find a secluded beach and attract a pontoon boat full of guys over by flashing their tits. Apparently, the regular videographer Lance wasn't present, so the footage was submitted by the guys' pals from the pontoon boat. So we're treated to three guys with guts getting blowjobs on the beach. There are a couple of guys in the background armed with cameras to document their buddies' exploits. The oldest guy (graying hair and balding) starts pumping away at Oasis's pussy; she motions another guy over so she can suck his cock. The older guy even stops pounding away and she finishes off his buddy with her hands, ending in messy facial. The camerawork is surprisingly good as she licks off the cum from his dick. Cathy, who is getting fucked doggy style, crawls over to lick up some of the cum on Oasis's face.

At this point, the two little sluts realize that there's a bystander watching in the reeds. It's this guy's lucky day as they invite him over to participate in the festivities. His beer gut doesn't contribute to the beauty of the landscape, but we're already used to that. The two women suck away at his rather small shaved dick; the oldest guy returns to action as he pumps Oasis doggy style but he's soon gone again suffering from serious wood problems. The younger guy who had been diligently pumping Cathy's pussy now has the same wood problems. The newcomer fucks Oasis missionary style and coaxes his load onto her belly. Cathy scoops up some of the cum and feeds it to Oasis; a few seconds later, Old Dude musters up enough self-respect to jerk his load into Oasis's open mouth. The younger dude with the long hair never finishes his job (well, not on camera).

DVD Extras & Production Values

The extras are depressingly lean. There's small section on band bios plus another introducting Oasis and two of her buddies. They're really advertisements to the three women's "amateur sex" businesses. The last section are the GoH (Girls of Havasu) Awards which include categories like Embarrassing (blooper shot where one of the striptease contestants slips off the boat's fantail and plops into the water), Fake Hooters (a tie between two sets of saline jugs), and Annoying (some party MC telling people to get off the boat).

I anticipated lousy production values and I ended up with pretty much what I had expected throughout the feature's 76 minutes. Audio quality is the most overlooked component, and it was not an exception here; adding a mediocre soundtrack did not help matters at all. Due to the location, many shots were done in the harsh Southwestern sun. I knew that being a spring break video, that many shots would be challenging even for the most skilled videographers.

Conclusion

This is not a bonafide amateur sex video in the true reality style; this video should be titled Oasis at Lake Havasu. Basically, it's spring break footage interlaced with Oasis's X-rated antics. She travels to spring break, Mardi Gras, and swingers parties across the nation and makes videos of her adventures. That's great and I hope she has fun (and makes lots of money) doing it, but I was hoping to see no-name people off the street (so to speak) have sex.

The two standalone hardcore scenes were lackluster at best. Oasis's one-on-one scene with Brian is better in that the action is rather consistent. The wood problems that plague the two guys in the beach orgy really put a damper in the mood. Apart from the clinical authenticity of the sex scenes, there is absolutely nothing here for anyone to watch a second time.

Unfortunately, the hot luscious babes on the DVD box cover are not the ones getting their pussies stuffed or giving blowjobs. While Oasis isn't a mega-hottie, she appears to be a nice enough woman to have a beer with. This is the kind of video that you might rent once and play on a TV in the corner during a party, it's nothing something that merits being in my video library.

Oh well, my search for horny topless co-eds spontaneously erupting into hot public/semi-public spring break sex continues...

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