Comet Man's Private Movie Reviews (26)
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Release date: 2/16/2009
Reviewed on: 3/19/2009
Studio: Private
Starring: Alex, Kamil Klein, Ricardo Bell, Simone Peach, Renata Black, Cherry Jul, Mark Zebro, Natalli DiAngelo, Keni Styles, Donna Bell, Lulu Martinez, Viktor Solo
Review brief: This is a Private "specials" movie which focuses on a specific topic (in this case, sex in the bathroom, and sometimes girls pissing first). I'm not sure if the scenes were from other movies because there's no mention of them, but it doesn't seem like it since there's an Interviews bonus. This is also a gonzo film from the amount (though minimal compared to others) of spitting, choking, and slapping.
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Release date: 12/15/2008
Reviewed on: 1/8/2009
Studio: Private
Starring: Kamil Klein, Neeo, Renata Black, Mark Zebro, Marcel Manigati, Nesty, Steve Q., Bijou, Donna Bell, Aletta Ocean, Tea Blondie, Cameron Gold
Directed by: Erick Prager
Review brief: This is another Private take on the "sex with girls in nurses outfits" theme, and it's a lot better than I expected: lighting was good and the girls looked good in the outfits and seemed to enjoy themselves, even if the plot was lame (how can you have a good nurse plot? :-)
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Release date: 11/3/2008
Reviewed on: 12/23/2008
Studio: Private
Starring: Lucy Belle
Review brief: This is Private's series that includes an interview w/ a particular actress, and highlight scenes from her career. In this case, it's Lucy Belle, a very pretty brunette with a great natural body. She is interviewed sitting on a pillow by the side of a pool and wearing only a see through top and strappy heels.
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Release date: 11/24/2008
Reviewed on: 12/16/2008
Studio: Private
Starring: Nick East, Steven St. Croix, Brandon Iron, Dave Hardman, Mike Horner, David Perry, Alex, Frank Gun, Chris Charming, Johnny Thrust, Venus, Steve Holmes, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Janet, Natalie, Mark Wood, Kamil Klein, Terri Summers, Pascal White, Dora Venter, Mr. Pete, Toni Ribas, Monica Sweetheart, Mick Blue, Kathy Anderson, George Uhl, Neeo, Mark Ashley, Ramon Nomar, Craig Moore, Ashley Long, Jodie Moore, Ben English, Greg Centauro, Andrea Moranty, Joe Monti, Talon, Steve Hooper, Lauren Phoenix, Tina Wagner, Katsuni, Andy Brown, Cony Ferrara, Gia Paloma, Sharka Blue, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Naudia Rio, Angel Dark, Seth Dickens, Buster Good, Simony Diamond, Vanessa Mae, Sarah Twain, Patrik, Antonio Ross, Nikki Rider, Jennifer Stone, Tony James, Suzie Diamond, Tony De Sergio, Cory Everson, Omar Galanti, Csoky Ice, Benjamin Brat, Gabriel Montoya, J.J., Horst Baron, Matt Bird, Marco Banderas, Sunny Jay, Dieter Von Stein, Chloe Delaure, Mike Angelo, Roxy Panther, Rudy Strong, Regina Ice, Leny Ewil, Nick Moreno, Defrancesca Gallardo, Yessi
Review brief: A compilation of DP's (only the DP parts) of scenes for 40 of Private's actresses. Unfortunately, quite a few of these are so short that they're not worth watching and there are also too many that are clipped.
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Release date: 10/27/2008
Reviewed on: 12/5/2008
Studio: Private
Starring: Andy, Gabriella Marceau, Angel Dark, Delfynn Delage
Review brief: This is Private's "castings" series where Woodman gets to "test" some of the girls. Only the two cover girls are tested by Woodman. The other 3 just include scenes the girls were in after the girls are interviewed in French and sometimes English (English subtitles are sometimes available).
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Release date: 8/27/2008
Reviewed on: 10/23/2008
Studio: Private
Starring: Judith Fox, Tera Bond, Claudia Adams, Renata Black, Tarra White, Jennifer Love, Boroka Bolls, Nesty, Deniska, Olivia La Roche, Kathia Nobili, Lauryn May
Review brief: This is a four movie collection of some of Private's movies set in the tropics, directed by Alessandro del Mar. This includes Tropical Top Model, Sexual Revenge in the Tropics, ****, **** oddly enough, neither the description for the collection and nor the artwork lists the titles included. There seem to be a few girls common to all the movies including Tara White, Jennifer Love, Nesty, Mia Black, and Boroka Balls. There seems to be a decent amount of dialog (in English with fairly strong accents) and a good attempt by Private to provide a plot in each movie.
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Release date: 4/2/2008
Reviewed on: 4/24/2008
Studio: Private
Starring: David Perry, Lucky, Bambi, Mick Blue, Ramon Nomar, Angel Dark, Suzie Diamond, Carla Cox, Mike Angelo, Lucy Belle, Trisha Brill, Black Angelika, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Toni Ribas
Review brief: This is the last in the Ibiza Sex Party series where lots of beautiful girls have sex in the beautiful backdrop of Ibiza. This is part of the Private X-treme category, so there is more gonzo/rabbit/anal sex than other private movies. Each scene starts off with a modeling tease by the girl. There's no dialog and just a dance soundtrack to accompany the moaning.
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Release date: 3/26/2008
Reviewed on: 4/14/2008
Studio: Private
Starring: Karina, Linda, Katrin, Dora Venter, Nikol, Veronica Carso, Mandy Bright, Ramon Nomar, Sandra Iron, Steve Hooper, Claudia Rossi, Angel Dark, Vanessa Mae, Wein Lewis, Tony De Sergio, Csoky Ice, Lee Henshaw, Jennifer Love, Dieter Von Stein, Keana Moire, Will Steiger, Martin Gun, Keanna Moire, Cindy Dollar, Leny Evil, Katherina, Rose Delight, Bettina Campell
Directed by: Moire Candy
Review brief: This is an amusing spoof of all the trivia game shows nowadays. The twist is that the winner gets to "Win Your Dream" sex scene and audience members get to have sex on stage. Add Private's beautiful European women and you get an interesting movie.
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Release date: 10/24/2007
Reviewed on: 11/19/2007
Studio: Private
Starring: Toni Ribas, Carla Cox, Lucy Belle, Black Angelika, Aletta Ocean, Bambi Stewart, Sunny Skies
Directed by: Toni Ribas
Review brief: This continues Private's Sex Auditions series. The format is slightly different than previous ones; every girl that is interviewed ends up having sex with the interviewer (Tony Ribas I think). It's a POV with relatively long scenes as you can tell from the descriptions of each scene.
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Release date: 6/25/2007
Reviewed on: 8/7/2007
Studio: Private
Starring: Charlie, Vanessa, Olivia, Cindy, Alain Deloin, Kevin Long, Philippe Soine, James Brossman, Pascal St. James, Nataly, Susanne, Victoria Rose, Laura Lion, Joachim Kessef, Bibi Fox, Justine Ashley, Afrodite Night, Tomas, Diana Gold, Dominic Ross, Victoria Sweetrose, Mia Diamond, Leanna Sweet, Sonia Carter, Xenia Lova, Gwen Cortez, Divinity Love, Wildy, Rebecca Smith, Ronnie Wilson, Betty Wong, Moniquie Feiffer, Reda Semlahen, Lucy Anne, Angelina S., Sonya Redd, Federica Sassi
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: This is a complete set of Private's spoof of "Sin City" (the movie with Bruce Willis and Jessica Alba). Xenia Long (a cute slim brunette) plays the part of the stripper (Jessica Alba's role). In addition to the three movies, there is an extra disc with "making of" footage.
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Release date: 6/25/2007
Reviewed on: 7/5/2007
Studio: Private
Starring: Destiny, Claudia Rossi, Simony Diamond, Suzie Diamond, Jennifer Love, Eve Mendes
Directed by: Toni Ribas
Review brief: The combo of fast women and fast cars is always good. It's a simple formula for each scene: the girls pose/tease w/ the car, then the "owners" of the cars get into the scene. The solo girls then finish off by masturbating in front of the car.
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Release date: 5/7/2007
Reviewed on: 5/21/2007
Studio: Private
Starring: Valerie, Adrienne, Tanja, Destiny, Bambi, Szabina, Britney, Jennifer Love, Eve Mendes, Gitta Blonde, Cindy Hope, Lolly Blond
Directed by: Toni Ribas
Review brief: This is Private's take on POV sex auditions. Every scene starts off with a girl at a Private photo shoot (not a true shoot because the reflectors/softboxes, etc. were not used). The girl ends up naked, but only a few of them have sex with the photographer after being shown copies Private's magazines.
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Release date: 12/4/2006
Reviewed on: 4/26/2007
Studio: Private
Starring: Katy, Wanda Curtis, Angelica, Kyra, Cassandra Wild, Gili Sky, Alissa [I] (ambiguous), Chrystal, Sophie Evans, Liza, Belladonna, Carrie Lee, Silvia Lancome, Stacy Silver, Sandra Iron, Black Diamond, Katyana, Julie Silver, Claudia Ferrari, Vivien Martines, Sylvi, Ellen Saint, Shilla, Niki Belluci
Review brief: This is a 4 DVD collection composed of "best of" DVDs. Each DVD contains a bunch of scenes from specific movies in a category: Fetish Frenzy, Tattoo'd Ladies, Latex Sex, and Lingerie a Go Go. Each DVD is also sold separately by Private.
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Release date: 11/27/2006
Reviewed on: 1/3/2007
Studio: Private
Starring: Jessica Fiorentino, Stacy Silver, Denis Marti, Claudia Rossi, Nikki Sun, Sarah Twain, Wein Lewis, Demetri, Keana Moire, Priva
Directed by: Moire Candy
Review brief: This is part of Private's Sports series. The premise is simple enough. This is a story about two guys who are scuba instructors in the Caribbean. They have a chalkboard on the wall w/ their initials (D and P :-) and keep score on how many girls they have sex with. D is a slightly chubby guy that has been in other Private movies; P is in better shape. As expected with Private movies, there's lots of anal and no condoms, but some gonzo (spitting and foot on head and ass gapes). Backgrounds are beautiful as are the women. Scene 1 (Claudia Rossi) My favorite pornstar starts this movie off. Claudia (very cute brunette with an all natural tight body) is dressed in a yellow bikini on the beach with D. Her top doesn't stay on long as she attempts to deep throat but fails; D takes her bottom off and then she's in for a rough ride cowgirl style. She then does anal doggie and reverse cowgirl before P (I think it's supposed to be a D dream sequence) joins them for some DP action in reverse cowgirl.
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Release date: 12/17/2004
Reviewed on: 5/23/2006
Studio: Private
Starring: Eva Falk, Nicolette, Caroline, Tracy Love, Alain Deloin, Nick Lang, Red Boan, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Rodolphe Antrim, Kristina Schwartz, Zoltan Hess, Karoline, Donald Hatcher
Review brief: This is one of Private's remastered (a.k.a., copied from VCR quality video) story collections which were made from scenes that didn't make it into feature movies; this was released in December 2004. The scenes were all shot in 1995-1996. Scene 1 (Karoline) - After Hours A bartender is cleaning up at the end of the day and a girl (cute brunette w/ short hair and nice curvy body and just a bra and thong panties on) in a framed picture comes to life...well, it's actually a girl in an open framed window in a room next to the bar, but you get the idea. The bartender gives her cunnilingus and she gives him oral sex before proceeding onto cowgirl, doggy, reverse cowgirl on the couch in the hidden room before she takes it in RCG anal; somehow, she ends up laying on the pinball machine before sucking the guy off.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 5/9/2006
Studio: Private
Starring: Katy, Yves Baillat, Alain Deloin, Adele, Cecile, Julia Spain, Tony Toscany
Review brief: This is one of Private's remastered (a.k.a., copied from VCR quality video) story collections which were made from scenes that didn't make it into feature movies; this was released in 2004. The scenes were all shot in 1996. Scene 1 (Carola, Rose Dee P.) - Black & White Sex This is set at a tropical island vacation resort. Three guys are having sex w/ a black girl (Carola) when a waitress w/ drinks comes by. The black girl isn't too good looking and the story is mostly about the waitress who is a slightly chubby (but curvy brunette) w/ gaps in her teeth which the director mostly filmed around by shooting from the side. The waitress does a DP as her name implies. The scene was pretty hot once the waitress showed up. Video quality was good. Scene 2 (Claudia James, Katy) - Hot Pool This is purely a lesbian scene with two very hot girls. It's set at a mansion and one of the girls is the owner apparently because she can snap her fingers and get the butler to deliver some sex toys.
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Release date: 12/10/2004
Reviewed on: 12/2/2005
Studio: Private
Starring: Ian Daniels, Diana, Olga, John Walton, Andrew Youngman, Jay Ashley, Adele, Victoria Lee, Nadia, Philippe Soine, Mephisto, Cecile, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Elsa, Carol Rouge, Gabriella Wolf, Laura Paouck
Review brief: This is one of Private's remastered (a.k.a., copied from VCR quality video) story collections which were made from scenes that didn't make it into feature movies; this was released in 2004. The scenes were all shot in 1996. Scene 1 (Adele, Laura Paouck, Diana) - Savannah Sex Tour While driving on the highway, two guys in a minivan pick up 3 hitchhiker girls (brunettes and dark blonds with great bodies) in short shorts and ask them for directions to a campground. Two of the girls start making out in the 3rd row seat. The guys notice and start taking advantage of the single girl in the 2nd row and soon all of the girls join in. They get out to continue on a blanket in the grass. Great sex and Diana ends up doing anal doggie before they share a facial.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 11/28/2005
Studio: Private
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Zenza Raggi, Rayveness, Alain Deloin, Nick Lang, Red Boan, Holly Black, Orsolya, Tony Toscany, Monika Bella
Review brief: This is one of Private's remastered (a.k.a., copied from VCR quality video) story collections which were made from scenes from main feature movies; this was released in 2004. The scenes were all shot in 1996, so the video quality isn't very good. Scene 1 (Tricia Deveraux, Rayveness) - Beach Babes Two brunette girls are suntanning on the beach when these guys pull up in a pickup truck. I think this is the only scene in English (the others are in French), although it's mostly drowned out by the music. I didn't know Tricia did anything w/ Private, but she looks cute as usual. Both girls end up doing anals, and ends with Tricia doing a DP. Video quality was poor, with everything looking a little too red. Scene 2 (Jessica Road, Micha) - Lunch Break Two brunette girls go to a cafeteria for lunch and seduce the cashier. Not sure which girl is which, but the one w/ the tied back hair was a lot prettier and in shape than the other one; she's also very sexy as she's put up on the counter while taking an anal. The other girl gets a lot more anal and then they both get facials.
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Release date: 5/25/2004
Reviewed on: 11/8/2005
Studio: Private
Starring: Philippe Dean, David Perry, Petra, Yves Baillat, Lucy, Alain Deloin, Nick Lang, Philippe Soine, Bruno SX, Alain L'Yle, Pam Lee, Barby, Gazou, Nastia
Review brief: This is one of Private's remastered (a.k.a., copied from VCR quality video) story collections which were made from scenes from main feature movies; this was released in 2004. The scenes were all shot in 1995, so the video quality isn't very good. Scene 1 (Simone) Simone (a short-haired redhead) goes on a tour of a mountain ski resort w/ 3 guys. She starts giving her boyfriend a blowjob on the gondola ride up, then meet 2 other guys who offer to show them a good part of the mountain. Soon she's going at it w/ all 3 of them while only wearing a sweater. The sweater doesn't stay on long and she only has boots left on. DP follows as expected. Good scene (though no audible dialog), but video quality is not as sharp as you expect of Private. Audio has the whoosh of wind blowing on the mike as well. Scene 2 (Katia) Katia (cute blond in pigtails, thigh high stockings, and a dress and top that don't stay on long) tells two guys that the ball game they're watching is boring and then proceeds to strip and show them what she'd find less boring.
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Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 6/20/2005
Studio: Private
Starring: Max Cortes, Jessica Fiorentino, Jessica Florentino, Silvia Lancome, Andrea Moranty, Roberto Chivas, Lady May, Libellule, Grace Majors, Olivier Sanchez
Directed by: Little Al
Review brief: Private's Artcore Jessica Fiorentino is an erotic illustrator who has been through a breakup w/ her boyfriend and is a bit depressed. Her stories come to life as she tries to draw up her illustrations for her project. As is typical Private, all scenes include anal. Scene 1 (Lady Mai) Lady Mai is a very skinny asian girl that takes on two guys. Lady Mai is wearing fishnet stockings as she unwraps two guys in saran wrap. Very sexy scene as Lady Mai is a very petite girl and has to take on two well hung guys. She can barely get them inside in a DP in cowgirl style, but has no choice in reverse cowgirl. The part where she rides on one while yanking on the other guy's penis was very good (although the guys should really learn to shut up instead of yelling out "yeah baby")-: Scene 2 (Jessica Fiorentino) Jessica has a flashback to when she got her boyfriend to pose for one of her illustrations, but they end up doing it on the couch. Jessica is wearing a sexy black dress that doesn't stay on long enough as he gives her cunnilingus.
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Release date: 6/15/2004
Reviewed on: 4/8/2005
Studio: Private
Starring: Lea de Mae, Angel Long, Stacy Silver, Jane Darling, Denis Marti, Lucy Love, Tony De Sergio, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Gazzman
Review brief: Hot Property is Private's version of gonzo and the director, Gazzman's, specialty (I think he calls himself Gazzman because there's one scene were a girl is getting an anal gape and farts out of it). It's also filmed in 16:9 anamorphic widescreen. There are lots of famous name starlets in the movie, so it seems Private spared no expense. The video quality is also excellent. And the DVD case is the nice half-width case that Private seems to be using nowadays. The story line is that a woman is selling a very nice mansion and revolves around people doing the selling and prospective buyers (all of whom look extremely young and enjoy gonzo). Yeah, not too believable, but that means nice backdrops as Private is known for and good looking pornstars (except one guy that looks a little goofy). And amazingly, the dialog seems to have been filmed in English, though w/ heavy accents. Stacey Silver (scene 1) Stacey (blond w/ tattoo on right arm and tongue/bellybutton ring) shows the two brokers how to use the master bedroom.
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Release date: 8/9/2004
Reviewed on: 4/6/2005
Studio: Private
Starring: Alex Sanders, Zenza Raggi, Eva Falk, Mike Foster, Jay Ashley, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Kristina Schwartz, Beata, Katalina, Davia Linn
Review brief: Private Stories 12 is part of Private's compilation series. They try to take scenes from some of their movies and make them into short stories. Private has switched over to nice half-width jewel cases that take only half the width of standard jewel cases; every company should do this so we don't have to put DVDs in something else to save space. Katalina (scene 1) Slightly chubby short haired blond w/ small tattoo above left buttcheek has picnic in the outdoors w/ a guy. Of course, one thing leads to another and they started having sex. Two guys notice them doing this and come over to help. She gets DP'd and they come on her face. Beata (scene 2) Cover girl (brunette w/ really nice body, but only so-so face) on the DVD starts showering. Calls for room service because she has no towels and gets it from the bellboy.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/26/2002
Studio: Private
Starring: David Perry, Nikki Anderson, Caroline, Cassandra Wild, Christian Christoph, Dru Berrymore
Directed by: Kovi
Review brief: Ever wonder what an X-rated version of the TV series Sliders would be like? Too bad they didn't include Kari Wuhrer in this version of it from Private :-) In this version of jumping through alternate realities, the casts main goal is not to try to get home, but to try to have as much sex as possible in each dimension...such a worthy goal. Scene 1 (Orgy before next jump) The movie opens up with the 4 main characters (two guys, two girls) in the middle of an orgy. A few of the girls in the scene are better looking than the others, so it's disappointing that they didn't go with the rest of the sliders. Scene 2 (Doing it in the van) The Slider group happens upon a couple doing it in a van in the woods. The couple really go at it with enjoyment (including anals). When the group hears sirens, they hide and watch as the police arrest the couple but don't understand why. Scene 3 (The Rebellion leader has fun) The guys are caught by members of the Rebellion. They are brought to meet the Rebellion leader who explains that sex is banned there.
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Release date: 8/25/2000
Reviewed on: 11/2/2001
Studio: Private
Starring: Shawna, Olivia, Vixxen, Draghixa, Lolita, Betty, Cecile, Esther, Vanessa D'Angely, Liona
Review brief: This is an old collection of Private's "best scenes", though I wonder who gets to pick them since some of the girls in a few scene aren't attractive and some of the scenes are VHS quality. The DVD is actually from both the tape videos of Absolute 1 and Absolute 2. Unfortunately, as Private seems to do with other "2 in 1" DVDs (like Tower 2&3), scenes are cut. Two out of 6 scenes pictured on the back don't show up on the DVD. Some of the other scenes are excellent though. Scene 1 (Dinner Play) Dinner w/ Draghixa, her rich lover, and the butler. The DVD contains two excellent scenes w/ Draghixa. Draghixa is a dirty blond w/ an awesome body. This is probably the sexiest scenes on the DVD and is a must see for Draghixa fans. She starts w/ sensual eating of fruits, the progresses to licking clean the butler's penis covered with what looks like veggie dip while her lover watches. Her lover joins in and they have sex while wine is poured on Draghixa. No DP, so this might be a good scene for couples.
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Release date: 11/10/2000
Reviewed on: 7/24/2001
Studio: Private
Starring: Diana, Monika, Andrea, Regina, Sandra, Lolita, Helen Duval, Demia Moore, Cassandra Wild, Gili Sky, Cecile, Gabrielle Scream, Julia Spain, Laura Catwoman
Review brief: This video is a collection of scenes from various Private movies. It is narrated by two women who match the women in the scenes w/ the astrological symbols; these women go through various states of undress while narrating this and star in their own scene at the end. You can see a full list of the scenes and where they are from here. I won't waste space describing the scenes. What I will spend time describing is the video quality, production, and what the girls look like. The girls are all predictably amazing looking except for the old blond, Helen Duvall, and Julia Spains. What disappointed me the most about this video is that some of the scenes look like they were dubbed off a crappy VHS tape. This includes scene 2 and scene 6 and scene 7 and scene 8. On the amazing babe side, Regina (scene 10) has legs that go on forever. It's too bad the scene was screwed up by being obviously shortened. Lolita (scene 7), Laura (scene 8), Diane (scene 5) and Cecilia (scene 2) area also awesome.
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