Private Classics: Private Stories 12 Review

Reviewed by Comet Man  on  4/6/2005

Private Stories 12 is part of Private's compilation series. They try to take scenes from some of their movies and make them into short stories. Private has switched over to nice half-width jewel cases that take only half the width of standard jewel cases; every company should do this so we don't have to put DVDs in something else to save space.

Katalina (scene 1)
Slightly chubby short haired blond w/ small tattoo above left buttcheek has picnic in the outdoors w/ a guy. Of course, one thing leads to another and they started having sex. Two guys notice them doing this and come over to help. She gets DP'd and they come on her face.

Beata (scene 2)
Cover girl (brunette w/ really nice body, but only so-so face) on the DVD starts showering. Calls for room service because she has no towels and gets it from the bellboy. Nice camera angles as they do it over the sink in front of a mirror, but they had to use a wide-angle lens because the corners of some of the scene are black.

Davia Linn (scene 3)
Two motorcycle riders have their way with a blond dressed in a schoolgirl outfit (they start this one off w/ her partially undressed, which is a bit disappointing since it seems like it was clipped from some other movie). The blond has firm (yep, fake) big breasts and a nice body w/ a bellybutton ring. She gets pounded pretty hard (and her boobs don't move much). Anal, but no DP. Annoying music at the start of scene (low bass thumping).

Kristina, Nicolette (scene 4)
Two lesbian burglars (nice looking short haired blond and so-so redhead) break into an x-rated store and then experiment w/ the toys instead of robbing the place. They're wearing miniskirts so they can come rob my place any time they want :-) Nice use of a double headed dildo, including by the blond only. Then the blond uses a strap-on on the redhead.
Very annoying hum from the ventilation system was captured on film.

Krisztina Schwartz (scene 5)
Real estate guy shows brunette in a miniskirt some "property" in the woods w/ a nice view and brings along a picnic. Dialog is in french. They meet the property owner (I think) and proceed to show her why she should be interested in the place. She gives both of them them some oral loving and then her underwear magically disappears, then her top disappears. She does all the usual positions (no DP) then takes it on the face.
Not sure why the video quality looks so overexposed (note to directors: putting sunlight on a body that's mostly in shade is probably a bad idea).

Eva Falk, Jessica Road (scene 6)
A guy sits in a chair and fantasizes (while whacking off to a porn mag) about two girls (two redheads, the shorter haired one being better looking w/ nicer body) that magically appear. The girls start off in skirts, but they soon magically disappear while they're giving him a shared blowjob. Both girls keep their shoes on which highlight their nice legs.
Probably best video quality of the compilation, but the director used too many close ups instead of focusing on the girls' legs.

Negatives: Unusually red tone in the video through the DVD.

Extras: photobook, trailers (The Private Story of Mia Stone, Cum Suckers, Sin Island, Castings X 33, Cadillac Highway, The Millionaire)