Comet Man's Private Movie Reviews with Trailers (13)
Release date: 2/16/2009
Reviewed on: 3/19/2009
Studio: Private
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Starring: Alex, Kamil Klein, Ricardo Bell, Simone Peach, Renata Black, Cherry Jul, Mark Zebro, Natalli DiAngelo, Keni Styles, Donna Bell, Lulu Martinez, Viktor Solo
Review brief: This is a Private "specials" movie which focuses on a specific topic (in this case, sex in the bathroom, and sometimes girls pissing first). I'm not sure if the scenes were from other movies because there's no mention of them, but it doesn't seem like it since there's an Interviews bonus. This is also a gonzo film from the amount (though minimal compared to others) of spitting, choking, and slapping.
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Release date: 12/15/2008
Reviewed on: 1/8/2009
Studio: Private
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Starring: Kamil Klein, Neeo, Renata Black, Mark Zebro, Marcel Manigati, Nesty, Steve Q., Bijou, Donna Bell, Aletta Ocean, Tea Blondie, Cameron Gold
Directed by: Erick Prager
Review brief: This is another Private take on the "sex with girls in nurses outfits" theme, and it's a lot better than I expected: lighting was good and the girls looked good in the outfits and seemed to enjoy themselves, even if the plot was lame (how can you have a good nurse plot? :-)
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Release date: 11/3/2008
Reviewed on: 12/23/2008
Studio: Private
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Starring: Lucy Belle
Review brief: This is Private's series that includes an interview w/ a particular actress, and highlight scenes from her career. In this case, it's Lucy Belle, a very pretty brunette with a great natural body. She is interviewed sitting on a pillow by the side of a pool and wearing only a see through top and strappy heels.
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Release date: 11/24/2008
Reviewed on: 12/16/2008
Studio: Private
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Starring: Nick East, Steven St. Croix, Brandon Iron, Dave Hardman, Mike Horner, David Perry, Alex, Frank Gun, Chris Charming, Johnny Thrust, Venus, Steve Holmes, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Janet, Natalie, Mark Wood, Kamil Klein, Terri Summers, Pascal White, Dora Venter, Mr. Pete, Toni Ribas, Monica Sweetheart, Mick Blue, Kathy Anderson, George Uhl, Neeo, Mark Ashley, Ramon Nomar, Craig Moore, Ashley Long, Jodie Moore, Ben English, Greg Centauro, Andrea Moranty, Joe Monti, Talon, Steve Hooper, Lauren Phoenix, Tina Wagner, Katsuni, Andy Brown, Cony Ferrara, Gia Paloma, Sharka Blue, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Naudia Rio, Angel Dark, Seth Dickens, Buster Good, Simony Diamond, Vanessa Mae, Sarah Twain, Patrik, Antonio Ross, Nikki Rider, Jennifer Stone, Tony James, Suzie Diamond, Tony De Sergio, Cory Everson, Omar Galanti, Csoky Ice, Benjamin Brat, Gabriel Montoya, J.J., Horst Baron, Matt Bird, Marco Banderas, Sunny Jay, Dieter Von Stein, Chloe Delaure, Mike Angelo, Roxy Panther, Rudy Strong, Regina Ice, Leny Ewil, Nick Moreno, Defrancesca Gallardo, Yessi
Review brief: A compilation of DP's (only the DP parts) of scenes for 40 of Private's actresses. Unfortunately, quite a few of these are so short that they're not worth watching and there are also too many that are clipped.
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Release date: 10/27/2008
Reviewed on: 12/5/2008
Studio: Private
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Starring: Andy, Gabriella Marceau, Angel Dark, Delfynn Delage
Review brief: This is Private's "castings" series where Woodman gets to "test" some of the girls. Only the two cover girls are tested by Woodman. The other 3 just include scenes the girls were in after the girls are interviewed in French and sometimes English (English subtitles are sometimes available).
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Release date: 4/2/2008
Reviewed on: 4/24/2008
Studio: Private
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Starring: David Perry, Lucky, Bambi, Mick Blue, Ramon Nomar, Angel Dark, Suzie Diamond, Carla Cox, Mike Angelo, Lucy Belle, Trisha Brill, Black Angelika, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Toni Ribas
Review brief: This is the last in the Ibiza Sex Party series where lots of beautiful girls have sex in the beautiful backdrop of Ibiza. This is part of the Private X-treme category, so there is more gonzo/rabbit/anal sex than other private movies. Each scene starts off with a modeling tease by the girl. There's no dialog and just a dance soundtrack to accompany the moaning.
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Release date: 3/26/2008
Reviewed on: 4/14/2008
Studio: Private
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Starring: Karina, Linda, Katrin, Dora Venter, Nikol, Veronica Carso, Mandy Bright, Ramon Nomar, Sandra Iron, Steve Hooper, Claudia Rossi, Angel Dark, Vanessa Mae, Wein Lewis, Tony De Sergio, Csoky Ice, Lee Henshaw, Jennifer Love, Dieter Von Stein, Keana Moire, Will Steiger, Martin Gun, Keanna Moire, Cindy Dollar, Leny Evil, Katherina, Rose Delight, Bettina Campell
Directed by: Moire Candy
Review brief: This is an amusing spoof of all the trivia game shows nowadays. The twist is that the winner gets to "Win Your Dream" sex scene and audience members get to have sex on stage. Add Private's beautiful European women and you get an interesting movie.
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Release date: 10/24/2007
Reviewed on: 11/19/2007
Studio: Private
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Starring: Toni Ribas, Carla Cox, Lucy Belle, Black Angelika, Aletta Ocean, Bambi Stewart, Sunny Skies
Directed by: Toni Ribas
Review brief: This continues Private's Sex Auditions series. The format is slightly different than previous ones; every girl that is interviewed ends up having sex with the interviewer (Tony Ribas I think). It's a POV with relatively long scenes as you can tell from the descriptions of each scene.
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Release date: 6/25/2007
Reviewed on: 7/5/2007
Studio: Private
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Starring: Destiny, Claudia Rossi, Simony Diamond, Suzie Diamond, Jennifer Love, Eve Mendes
Directed by: Toni Ribas
Review brief: The combo of fast women and fast cars is always good. It's a simple formula for each scene: the girls pose/tease w/ the car, then the "owners" of the cars get into the scene. The solo girls then finish off by masturbating in front of the car.
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Release date: 5/7/2007
Reviewed on: 5/21/2007
Studio: Private
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Starring: Valerie, Adrienne, Tanja, Destiny, Bambi, Szabina, Britney, Jennifer Love, Eve Mendes, Gitta Blonde, Cindy Hope, Lolly Blond
Directed by: Toni Ribas
Review brief: This is Private's take on POV sex auditions. Every scene starts off with a girl at a Private photo shoot (not a true shoot because the reflectors/softboxes, etc. were not used). The girl ends up naked, but only a few of them have sex with the photographer after being shown copies Private's magazines.
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Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 6/20/2005
Studio: Private
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Starring: Max Cortes, Jessica Fiorentino, Jessica Florentino, Silvia Lancome, Andrea Moranty, Roberto Chivas, Lady May, Libellule, Grace Majors, Olivier Sanchez
Directed by: Little Al
Review brief: Private's Artcore Jessica Fiorentino is an erotic illustrator who has been through a breakup w/ her boyfriend and is a bit depressed. Her stories come to life as she tries to draw up her illustrations for her project. As is typical Private, all scenes include anal. Scene 1 (Lady Mai) Lady Mai is a very skinny asian girl that takes on two guys. Lady Mai is wearing fishnet stockings as she unwraps two guys in saran wrap. Very sexy scene as Lady Mai is a very petite girl and has to take on two well hung guys. She can barely get them inside in a DP in cowgirl style, but has no choice in reverse cowgirl. The part where she rides on one while yanking on the other guy's penis was very good (although the guys should really learn to shut up instead of yelling out "yeah baby")-: Scene 2 (Jessica Fiorentino) Jessica has a flashback to when she got her boyfriend to pose for one of her illustrations, but they end up doing it on the couch. Jessica is wearing a sexy black dress that doesn't stay on long enough as he gives her cunnilingus.
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Release date: 8/25/2000
Reviewed on: 11/2/2001
Studio: Private
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Starring: Shawna, Olivia, Vixxen, Draghixa, Lolita, Betty, Cecile, Esther, Vanessa D'Angely, Liona
Review brief: This is an old collection of Private's "best scenes", though I wonder who gets to pick them since some of the girls in a few scene aren't attractive and some of the scenes are VHS quality. The DVD is actually from both the tape videos of Absolute 1 and Absolute 2. Unfortunately, as Private seems to do with other "2 in 1" DVDs (like Tower 2&3), scenes are cut. Two out of 6 scenes pictured on the back don't show up on the DVD. Some of the other scenes are excellent though. Scene 1 (Dinner Play) Dinner w/ Draghixa, her rich lover, and the butler. The DVD contains two excellent scenes w/ Draghixa. Draghixa is a dirty blond w/ an awesome body. This is probably the sexiest scenes on the DVD and is a must see for Draghixa fans. She starts w/ sensual eating of fruits, the progresses to licking clean the butler's penis covered with what looks like veggie dip while her lover watches. Her lover joins in and they have sex while wine is poured on Draghixa. No DP, so this might be a good scene for couples.
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Release date: 11/10/2000
Reviewed on: 7/24/2001
Studio: Private
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Starring: Diana, Monika, Andrea, Regina, Sandra, Lolita, Helen Duval, Demia Moore, Cassandra Wild, Gili Sky, Cecile, Gabrielle Scream, Julia Spain, Laura Catwoman
Review brief: This video is a collection of scenes from various Private movies. It is narrated by two women who match the women in the scenes w/ the astrological symbols; these women go through various states of undress while narrating this and star in their own scene at the end. You can see a full list of the scenes and where they are from here. I won't waste space describing the scenes. What I will spend time describing is the video quality, production, and what the girls look like. The girls are all predictably amazing looking except for the old blond, Helen Duvall, and Julia Spains. What disappointed me the most about this video is that some of the scenes look like they were dubbed off a crappy VHS tape. This includes scene 2 and scene 6 and scene 7 and scene 8. On the amazing babe side, Regina (scene 10) has legs that go on forever. It's too bad the scene was screwed up by being obviously shortened. Lolita (scene 7), Laura (scene 8), Diane (scene 5) and Cecilia (scene 2) area also awesome.
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