Private Movies 1: Sex Slider: Shag-A-Rama Review

Reviewed by Comet Man  on  4/26/2002

Ever wonder what an X-rated version of the TV series
Sliders would be like? Too bad they didn't include Kari
Wuhrer in this version of it from Private :-)
In this version of jumping through alternate realities,
the casts main goal is not to try to get home, but to try to have as much sex as possible in each dimension...such a worthy goal.

Scene 1 (Orgy before next jump)
The movie opens up with the 4 main characters (two guys, two girls) in the middle of an orgy. A few of the girls in the scene are better looking than the others, so it's disappointing that they didn't go with the rest of the sliders.

Scene 2 (Doing it in the van)
The Slider group happens upon a couple doing it in a van in the woods. The couple really go at it with enjoyment (including anals). When the group hears sirens, they hide and watch as the police arrest the couple but don't understand why.

Scene 3 (The Rebellion leader has fun)
The guys are caught by members of the Rebellion. They are brought to meet the Rebellion leader who explains that sex is banned there. Before the leader talks to them, she has her way with one of her underlings (including anal).
Luckily, we don't have to hear Cassandra talk much. She just can't act. She just reads lines in monotone.

Scene 4 (The Slider girls get mind probed)
I'm not sure why Private doesn't do more lesbian scenes. They do it so well. One very hot scene. The girls get mind probed and they think about doing things to each other and look like they really enjoy it.

Scene 5 (Rebellion propaganda tape)
My favorite scene except for the guy having to spit on his penis to give enough lubrication to it. The girl has nice big breasts that look real.

Scene 6 (Rescue of Slider girls)
Two Rebellion guys go to save the Slider girls from being enslaved as strippers (I know, weird...a planet that bans sex but allows strip joints?). They take the girls into the back room as customers do and have sex (DP, etc.) with them in front of the cameras before escaping.

Scene 7 (Convincing the Overlord girl)
The Slider guys are captured by the Overlord. They figure out she's a girl and "convince" her (DP, etc.) that sex is a good thing and she should get rid of the ban.

Video quality:
Excellent. True to form for Private. Even the strip joint scene had good quality despite the dark lighting.

Audio quality:
Non-dubbed and good. The main track is in English which is good for Woodman haters. It's pretty funny listening to some of the people "act" in a non-native language. Cassandra Wild may have a nice body, but her english and acting are pretty horrible.

Cast:
Caroline Cage (slider girl, blond, so-so looking)
Noemi (girl in Scene 1, fake blond, good looking)
Offilia (girl in Scene 1, fake blond, good looking and a bit chubby)
Dru Berrymore (slider girl, fake blond, so-so looking)
Shilla (girl in Scene 2, brunette, so-so looking with tight body)
Cassandra Wild (rebellion leader, blond, so-so looking with tight body)
Jenny Larrson (girl in Scene 5, brunette, good looking with big breasts)
Nikky Anderson (overlord girl, blond, so-so looking with nice body)