Private Classics: Triple X 9 Review

Reviewed by Comet Man  on  11/8/2005

This is one of Private's remastered (a.k.a., copied from VCR quality video) story collections which were made from scenes from main feature movies; this was released in 2004. The scenes were all shot in 1995, so the video quality isn't very good.

Scene 1 (Simone)
Simone (a short-haired redhead) goes on a tour of a mountain ski resort w/ 3 guys. She starts giving her boyfriend a blowjob on the gondola ride up, then meet 2 other guys who offer to show them a good part of the mountain. Soon she's going at it w/ all 3 of them while only wearing a sweater. The sweater doesn't stay on long and she only has boots left on. DP follows as expected.
Good scene (though no audible dialog), but video quality is not as sharp as you expect of Private. Audio has the whoosh of wind blowing on the mike as well.

Scene 2 (Katia)
Katia (cute blond in pigtails, thigh high stockings, and a dress and top that don't stay on long) tells two guys that the ball game they're watching is boring and then proceeds to strip and show them what she'd find less boring. Katia does most of scene w/ only her bottom dress missing which I think is sexy. She eventually ends up in stockings/boots only while doing a DP. The focus is on the scene instead of just closeups of penetration. And the end where she keeps sucking on the guy after he came was sexy.
Good story (dialog in english), video quality wsa good, but not as sharp as the newer stuff is.

Scene 3 (Nastia)
Nastia (ok looking long haired brunette in black dress and fishnet stockings is reading a magazine on her bed and 2 guys come in (not sure why but she seems to be expecting them). She's soon in her underwear. She's soon doing anal in only stockings and shoes, then DP.

Scene 4 (Barcelona Erotic Film Festival)
Gotta wonder why this was included on the DVD at all. Shows you what Private did at the 1995 Barcelona Erotic Film Festival and how wild it gets w/ girls losing their clothese.

Scene 5 (Pam Lee)
Pam Lee (ok looking dirty blond w/ nice body) goes on a walk through the woods w/ a guy and do it a bit off the trail. Her jeans magically disappear while her boots stay on and she's soon only in her shirt. She has a very nice ass, legs and tanned skin, but their positions didn't showcase that enough.
Video quality was good but not as good as it can be nowadays. No dialog.

Scene 6 (Lucy)
Lucy (kinda skinny dirty blond who doesn't believe in wearing a bra w/ her tennis outfit) plays tennis (badly) with another guy who also plays badly. A friend is the referree and he keeps giving her points so the guy she plays w/ just quits to take a shower while she stays on the court and does it in the referree chair w/ the friend. Of course, she keeps getting the calls because she wears a thong while playing tennis (great idea for all women players ;-)
They run into the locker room to finish while her boyfriend is finishing up showering. And you get to see him take her clothes off instead of them magically disappearing. The guy who's showering finally comes out and puts his penis in her mouth while she's on the floor moaning. This ends up in a DP w/ her only wearing her tennis skirt and shoes.
Video quality was just ok. No sound at all on the court except for wind swooshing. When they finally get in the locker room, there's sound and dialog in french.

Extras: photobook, trailers (Private Life of Mercedes, Maid to Be Laid, Realtiy 24, Castings 30, Dream Girls of St. Martin, Sex Angels), ads for Private's web site

Other comments:
Video quality is ok, mostly because of the source material. This is sort of a look back at the past. A few of the scenes were done at the height of Woodman's career.