Pirate Video Deluxe 7: Tanya Hyde's London Calling Review

Reviewed by SQUIDMONKEY  on  9/9/2002

This is one of Privates earlier releases to DVD, but I have only just got my hands on a copy, and how eager I was to see it too!! I was hoping that it would be in Privates usual excellent style and in the same vein, and sure enough it did!

This is the third enstallment of the Tanya Hyde series, the others being Extreme Desires and Twisted Dreams. London Calling follows in the same style, being rather obscure and catering primarily for those who like their movies with a fetish element. This movie has 5 scenes in all, with very interesting titles to wet ones appetite and are located in various settings inspired by S&M roleplay. There are 4 girls featured in this movie, the main focus being on the beautiful actress Monique Covet and abley supported by Bettina, Chantelle and Ingrid Suede. The male actors being Kevin Long, Tony Gold, Roy Rogers and Tony di Sergio.

SCENE 1 : Cunt Clinic

This scene is set in a dark underground room, where the main action is centred around a dentists chair, where the action begins.The scene starts with the view of the slim and very beautiful black girl Bettina, who's in the chair masturbating before she is joined by the stunning MoniqueCovet and her amazing breasts!! drool...These two then explore each others bodies, before the scene then cuts to them dressed in nurses aprons and masks. They proceed to use a number of sex toys on some chap who's lying in the chair, including a cock pump and an anal probe which looks like a cork screw!! After a bit of facial dildo action, Bettina proceeds to fuck his arse with a strap on whilst Monique sucks his cock. Sex continues with all three before he finish's off by spurting his minimal load onto their protective goggles which they are suddenly wearing. Bizarre.

SCENE 2: Lipstick and Buggery

Bettina is scantily clad and is suspended from a swing as Monique enters the room in a fantastic red PVC suit and proceeds to give her a good seeing to using her fingers, tongue and toys. then out of the blue, a guy turns up dressed as the Joker from the Batman movies and sucks and fucks them both in many positions.

SCENE 3: Cocksuck Cabaret

This scene is set in a dungeon type room with various pieces of equipment hanging from the walls. Ingrid comes into the room and proceeds to tease and tantilise her audience ( 3 waiting gents , dressed in Clockwork Orange gear), before allowing them to have their wicked way with her. No holes barred action!! She takes quite a powerful DP too!

SCENE 4: Taxi to Tonseltown

Some dude takes a blindfolded and afro wigged Bettina to Moniques house whilst Monique pleasures herself. the couple then arrive at Moniques and lustful play ensues. Really poor cumshot at the end due to a severe lack of aim. I think this guy needs to go down the shooting range.

SCENE 5: 2 Fat Cocks and the Sleeping Cutie

This scene starts in a dark room with a "dead" Chantelle in a coffin, when 2 evil spirits dressed as morticians proceed to violate and ravish her. Chantelle has one of the nicest looking pussies i have seen in a while, perfectly symetric and neatly trimmed. Boy did I start to salivate!! Then Ingrid comes in, to warn the spirits away before having her own wicked way with Chantelle, before the scene cuts to Ingrid and the weird spirits (and another extra gimp type dude) ending the final scene with a finale of gimp and spirit muck all over Ingrid.

THE DVD :

Audio: The dvd has plenty of techno beats played over the action, like many of Privates films, though there isn't that much in the way of screaming passion that one would expect, apart from the odd dubbed moans. Very little or no dialogue whatsoever.

Video: The quality of the dvd was variable, with some sections being crisp whilst others the screen was very grainy and the images weren't at all clear.

Extra's: Behind the scenes footage which was pretty poor. Photo gallery, various pictures taken whilst being on set at the film ( no doubt be used in one of Privates mags). Trailers of other films from the Private production house. Some interesting films to watch. And finally the cast biographies and information. I found this part to be very useful and informative, so definately an important feature of the dvd in my view.

SUMMARY:

Overall I would say that I enjoyed this dvd, due to it's originality and imaginative settings. The women are beaitiful, thought the men weren't exactly hot. Some very interesting use of toys and equipment, though some parts are slightly off putting (ie the anal scene on the dude, maybe payback time!!). This would definately be a film that I would watch again and again, though I would imagine it would be on my own, as I think that most girls would find some of the sex play off putting, unless of course they are devishly nasty!! I reccomend this dvd if you fancy seeing something different regarding the settings and use of toys, costumes etc, though I wouldn't recommend it if you want more anal action, as it's quite sparce. Being an anal film fan, I was a bit dissapointed in this respect. Happy viewing!!

WHAT I LIKED:
Women
Costumes of the women
Settings

WHAT I DISLIKED:
The blokes costumes
Lack of Dialogue
Not enough anal
Anal on the guy (turn off)

SQUIDMONKEY