Pirate Video Deluxe 7: Tanya Hyde's London Calling Review

Directed by Tanya Hyde

Overall Impression
This is still a good movie, but I found it very dissapointing in comparision to Hyde's other works. Her work is highly stylized, but this is the first time I felt she sacraficed style over substance. There is still some fantastic imagery and original porn captured in Hyde's tradmark style, but the sexual heat just did not seem as hot in this one.

Scene 1 "cunt clinic" Monique Covet & Bettina
This one starts off with some nasty girl/girl action with Covet, Bettina, and some kind of dentist chair . Eventually a guy shows up, Monique places a penis pump over his cock and starts pumping. Bettina takes over and starts sucking away on his cock, as Covet inserts a stainless steel rod into his ass. There seems to be at least one scene like this in every Hyde film, so consider yourself warnned. He gets to have his way with the girls before the scene ends with his pop shot landing all over the weird goggles the girls are wearing.

Scene 2 "lipstick & buggery" Monique Covet & Bettina
After some girl/girl fun this scene becomes a threeway when some guy who looks like the Joker joins the party.

Scene 3 "cockwork cabaret" Ingrid
This scene is an obvious nod to the Kubrick film "A Clockwork Orange". Ingrid takes on three guys in bowler hats. Ingrid has a very muscular physic, and is not that good looking, but not nessicarily that unatractive.

Scene 4 "taxi to tonsiltown" Monique Covet & Bettina
A very so so threeway, pairing Covet and Bettina again.

Scene 5 "two fat cocks and the sleeping cutie" Chantelle & Ingrid
We see two undertakers with a sleeping girl in a coffin . Eventually she wakes and they have their way with her, only to be interupted by Ingrid. Ingrid and Chantelle go at it for a while with the aid of a strp-on. The scene then moves to Ingrid and going at it with the guys.

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