SQUIDMONKEY has reviewed 9 adult movies .
SQUIDMONKEY's Movie Reviews (9)
Release date: 9/25/2002
Reviewed on: 11/29/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, Pat Myne, Jay Ashley, Jeanie Rivers, Mark Wood, Ryan Conner, Gauge, Friday, Brian Pumper, Mark Ashley, Alaura Eden
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Ass Worship 3 by Jules Jordan Hooray!! Thanks to friends porn addiction, I have finally got my hands on a piece of work by the ever impressive Jules Jordan, who comes highly rated by other members from the ADT forum. If they rate this guy, then hell, I should check out some of his work and thankfully my first piece of work by Jules come from the Ass Worship series, which when you love watching anal sex like me, it is a god send!! So, we have Ass worship 3, the third instalment that prepares to show us Bionic Butts and to provide us with Full Service Anal. The ladies providing this service being Gauge, Alaura Eden, Ryan Conner, Friday and Jeanie Rivers. The studs being Mark Ashely, Jay Ashley, Pat Myrne, Brian Pumper, Mark Wood and of course Jules Jordan himself. Right!!, lets get this show on the road! SCENE 1 Gauge, Jules Jordan, and Mark Ashley Now I have never seen Gauge in action, so this is one of the reasons why I was so looking forward to this dvd.
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Release date: 12/12/2000
Reviewed on: 11/26/2002
Studio: Diabolic
Starring: Vince Vouyer, Mr. Marcus, Fawna, Lexington Steele, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Bailey, Kiri, Kacey, Claudia Adkins, Elisabeth Swiss
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Down the Hatch #4 by Diabolic Now I have to admit that Im not really a fan of watching blow jobs, for me its a bit boring. But, when someone offers to lend you a dvd based around blow jobs, your not going to turn them down, and this was the situation here. Do I want to watch down the Hatch 4, yeah damn right! Anything from the Diabolic stable is good stuff in my opinion, so hopefully this instalment shouldnt disappoint. This series is directed by Mike John. I have seen a few dvds by Mike and I have enjoyed seeing his work. This instalment has quite a plethora of girls who are willing to drink cum. These girls being Kacey, Bailey, Kiri, Elizabeth Swiss, Fawna and Claudia Adkins, with the reliable cocks being Micky G, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Vince Voyeur, Jon Dough, Mr Marcus and Lexington Steele. Let the cum swallowing begin!! SCENE 1 Kacey (Keely), Erik Everhard and Jon Dough This scene starts with a close up of Kacey sucking on a pair of cocks. This brunette looks very young, so would go down well amongst those of you who like their chics to be young.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/15/2002
Studio: Diabolic
Starring: Vince Vouyer, Sky, Mr. Marcus, Erik Everhard, Monica, Hercules, Jade Marcela, Layla Jade, Melodey Love, Rumika Powers
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Lewd Conduct #4 by Vince Voyeur Having arrived relatively late to the crazy world of adult dvd, (due to the fact that I had a reluctance to leave the vhs zone, I hadnt yet come across a piece of work by Vince Voyeur, an acclaimed actor and director for Diabolic. This time, we see him in charge of the 4th edition of the Lewd Conduct series. I had only heard positive things about the Diabolic stable, so I was looking forward to watching and reviewing this dvd. Thankfully I did. The women are cute and the sex is hardcore!! Perfect!! The girls in this edition is comprised with the talent of Jade Marcela, Rumica, Melody Love, Layla Jade, Monica and Sky. The reliable cocksters being Hercules, Mr Marcus, Erik Everhard and of course Vince Voyeur himself. Right on with the show!! SCENE 1 Jade Marcela, Vince Voyeur and Hercules Immediately we are introduced to Jade Marcela, whos the first girl to be put to the Lewd Conduct test. This young lady has very fine oriental looks and is obviously a resident of America.
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Release date: 3/27/2001
Reviewed on: 10/30/2002
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Randy West, Nikki Anderson, Nacho Vidal, Daniella Rush, Bridgette Kerkove
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: This is the 75th edition of the Up and Cummers series directed and starring the old man of porn himself, Randy West. In this edition we get to see 3 great stars of porn themselves, who have made it big in the industry due to their beauty and all out sexiness on the screen. It features Daniella Rush, Bridgette Kerkove and Nikki Anderson, with the cocks being provided by Randy West and suppported by Nacho Vidal. Lets get on with the action!!! SCENE 1 Daniella Rush and Randy West This scene starts with Daniella lying on the bed wearing a short skirt, blouse and white stiletto's. Randy gives a brief interview with Daniella and asks her what she does and where she is from. She's a 23 year old from the Czech Republic, who's studying to be a doctor. Apparently she's too short to be a fashion model, but by god, she's worthy of being one, she's fannytastic!!! I have to admit to being quite a fan of Daniella's, as I have seen her in other films. What a babe!! Anyway, Randy ends talking by starting to kiss and lick Daniella's buttocks, before tongueing and fingering her asshole.
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Release date: 5/28/2002
Reviewed on: 10/24/2002
Studio: Private
Starring: Rebecca Lord, Simone, Bettina, Anita Gyongy, Laura Catwoman
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: This is the fourth edition of this popular series by the european giants of the porn world, Private. These castings are a compilation of interviews and scenes taken of the Private stars before they started porn and before they became the mainstay talent of this company. Each interview and scene is produced, directed and conducted by the very popular Pierre Woodman, who has one many accolades, including the very coverted Hot D'Or award. In this particular installment, we get to see 7 different new starlets fresh into the scene. These being Anita Gyongy, Laura Catwoman, Rebecca Lord, Simone, Svetlana, Katia and the ever popular black starlet Bettina. So without further a do, lets get cracking into each of these fine ladies! 1. Rebecca Lord 08/1993 Rebecca is a 20 year old actress from France. This young lady is stunning and is by far the best looking of the bunch in my opinion. Pierre asks her about herself and talks about the work that he does for Private.
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Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 10/22/2002
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Silvia Saint
Review brief: Those who have been able to get their hands on a copy of any of the my plaything series are generally not dissappinted from what I have heard, and this installment is no exception. This feature is based around the beautiful Czech Porn Starlet Sylvia Saint, who ishugely popular amongst porn fans around the world. Myself being one of them!! Having just watched Virtual Sex with Tera Patrick, I was quite wary of this type of title. Yet this was ill founded as this title was actually quite good, in that it was packaged and designed better as well as being more interactive, thus giving the controller more power over their plaything. With this DVD, you are initially given a large choice of various options. These being tease, masturbation, do you / do me, sex and then the added bonus. I initially started with the tease option, of which you have 3 choices, these being tits,ass and pussy.Sylvia starts off wearing a nice black cocktail dress and in all three options she slowly reveals the anatomy of choice.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/21/2002
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Tera Patrick
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: This was one of the newish installments by Digital Playground in the Virtual Sex series which was released in early 2001. This one featuring the hugely popular Tera Patrick. This buxom brunette hails from California, though she has british and indian lineage. This Dvd starts with Tera introducing herself and describing the fact that she has been dreaming about the viewer and if they are ready to have some fun. I was ready, so lets begin!!! I started off with the strip tease and we can see Tera standing there dressed in a leopard print dress, before she slowly undress's, showing her ample breasts and voluptuous body. She then drops down her panties and massages her body, enticing you with words such as "Do you want to see me naked??" Damn right woman!! get em off!!! I then went for the oral option and we see Tera lying on her back naked, first playing with her pussy as you are giving her head, and you also have the option of using your fingers or using a dildo. All throughout, she's mumbling filthy words to get you off and she gets it on.
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Release date: 4/15/2002
Reviewed on: 9/10/2002
Studio: Anabolic
Starring: Vince Vouyer, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Jewel De'Nyle, Diana Devoe, Miko Lee, Delfin, Mario, Calli Cox, Kristy Love, Monica Sweetheart
Directed by: Lexington Steele
Review brief: This is the third enstallment to the Balls Deep series, directed by the very impressive Lexington Steele. Although I haven't seen the other two versions, 1 and 2, I was informed that this was a great series, so I was looking forward to some hot action, and I wasn't disappointed!! This DVD is made up of 6 scenes, with various actors and actress's, but almost always including Lexington and his collosal cock. Each scene is produced and directed to show us that all these beauties can go Balls Deep! SCENE 1: Jewel De'Nyle & Lex This scene starts with Lex describing his past series whilst he pots a few balls on the pool table in this fantastic house where the film is set, before he introduces the impressive Jewel De'Nyle. Jewel struts around the house wearing her animal print swimsuit and leather "fuck me boots". She then introduces herself and describes how she is going to get serviced by Lex. She then proceeds to get herself hot and wet with a dildo, for Lex to give her a good seeing to. She sucks his cock before riding it in reverse cowgirl.
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Release date: 5/19/2000
Reviewed on: 9/9/2002
Studio: Private
Starring: Monique Covet, Bettina, Tanya Hyde, Ingrid, Chandelle
Review brief: This is one of Privates earlier releases to DVD, but I have only just got my hands on a copy, and how eager I was to see it too!! I was hoping that it would be in Privates usual excellent style and in the same vein, and sure enough it did! This is the third enstallment of the Tanya Hyde series, the others being Extreme Desires and Twisted Dreams. London Calling follows in the same style, being rather obscure and catering primarily for those who like their movies with a fetish element. This movie has 5 scenes in all, with very interesting titles to wet ones appetite and are located in various settings inspired by S&M roleplay. There are 4 girls featured in this movie, the main focus being on the beautiful actress Monique Covet and abley supported by Bettina, Chantelle and Ingrid Suede.
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