Virtual Sex With Tera Patrick Review

Reviewed by SQUIDMONKEY  on  10/21/2002

This was one of the newish installments by Digital Playground in the Virtual Sex series which was released in early 2001. This one featuring the hugely popular Tera Patrick. This buxom brunette hails from California, though she has british and indian lineage.

This Dvd starts with Tera introducing herself and describing the fact that she has been dreaming about the viewer and if they are ready to have some fun. I was ready, so lets begin!!!

I started off with the strip tease and we can see Tera standing there dressed in a leopard print dress, before she slowly undress's, showing her ample breasts and voluptuous body. She then drops down her panties and massages her body, enticing you with words such as "Do you want to see me naked??" Damn right woman!! get em off!!!

I then went for the oral option and we see Tera lying on her back naked, first playing with her pussy as you are giving her head, and you also have the option of using your fingers or using a dildo. All throughout, she's mumbling filthy words to get you off and she gets it on. But what I found, was that it sounded really fake throughout.

In the sex positions, you can fuck her in missionary, doggy, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. The cowgirl was by far the worst position as you can see no penetration at all, but I suppose this is pretty lifelike. No Anal???? Poor!!!

On each of the positions, you have the option of making the cock orgasm. Jeez what a load of crap!! The cock shoots masses of spunk out, though on a few of them, you can tell it's fake, either due to the sound of Tera cracking the seal to shoot the spunk, or the fact that the guy shoots spunk, slightly to the left of his actual urethra. Bollox!!!

Overall, I found this as being as horny as sticking my cock into a barrel of rotting fish. This was my first attempt at using an interactive dvd, and I have to say that I was very dissapointed. I'm not really a fan of Tera to be honest, though she is definately good looking and I'm sure that she'll appeal to others. I thought there could be more positions, and definately with an option of her doing anal, both through masturbation and full on sex. I also felt that Tera sounded fake, and that she didn't really want to be there. Perhaps she felt uneasy??? The cumshots were a joke. Not even Peter North can shoot that much jizz.

SUMMARY:

I would recommend this for die hard Tera fans, but for others I would leave this on the shelf. I hope the next virtual sex dvd I see, is far better, because in my eyes they really can't get much worse!!

WHAT I LIKED:
Nothing

WHAT I DISLIKED:

No Anal Options
Fake Cumshots
Not enough positions
Tera looking bored and fake orgasms

SQUIDMONKEY