Ass Worship 3 Review

Hooray!! Thanks to friends porn addiction, I have finally got my hands on a piece of work by the ever impressive Jules Jordan, who comes highly rated by other members from the ADT forum. If they rate this guy, then hell, I should check out some of his work and thankfully my first piece of work by Jules come from the Ass Worship series, which when you love watching anal sex like me, it is a god send!! So, we have Ass worship 3, the third instalment that prepares to show us “Bionic Butts” and to provide us with “Full Service Anal”. The ladies providing this service being Gauge, Alaura Eden, Ryan Conner, Friday and Jeanie Rivers. The studs being Mark Ashely, Jay Ashley, Pat Myrne, Brian Pumper, Mark Wood and of course Jules Jordan himself. Right!!, lets get this show on the road!

SCENE 1 Gauge, Jules Jordan, and Mark Ashley

Now I have never seen Gauge in action, so this is one of the reasons why I was so looking forward to this dvd. She’s becoming one of the most popular actress’s in the new wave of starlets that are emerging in this millennium, due to her looks and her “ability” to indulge in full hardcore sex. A friend of mine described her as a “Fucking anal machine” Jeez!! I’m definitely looking forward to this.
Anyway, the scene starts with a close up of Gauge as she walks up and along a highway cross-over bridge and we get to see this cute chic with long brown hair with highlights as she ambles along, showing off her mighty curves and a really succulent looking ass! Mmm good stuff!! Anyway Gauge is walking along, all the while playing with her tits and ass and she’s continuing to look at the camera in a nice teasing way. Anyway they get to the house, where Gauge gets on all fours on the stairs inside the house. Jules and Mark get their hands on her pert yet very firm cheeks and pull down her trousers to reveal a very gorgeous looking ass and juicy pussy which they tuck into (Jules immediately licking her ass hole, and I don’t blame him). Gauge then peels off her top to reveal a really nice firm pair of tits which the 2 guys get stuck into. Then Jules produces some ping pong ball sized anal beads which slide into Gauges ass with no trouble. Jesus!! Jules takes the beads out with his teeth and loads of juice comes out and goes all over the camera. Jules replaces the beads with a larger set of green anal beads, and Gauge doesn’t even flinch which I think is amazing. Finally the last toy to be used is a red butt plug with a horse like tail, which Gauge swishes around whilst on all fours. Hahah classic stuff!! Then the guys bring forth their cocks for her to suck on, and she gives a really sloppy blow job with spit going everywhere. After some oral play on both ends, gauge sits on a stool with her ass hanging over the edge, so that Jules can slide out the butt plug and licks her ass. Mark then fucks her pussy with Jules getting blown. We get some good camera work here, showing the contours of her stretched pussy and also her beautiful green eyes as she sucks on Jules cock. Jules wastes no time and gets behind her and does her ass from behind, stretching that little hole, before some DP action with Jules in her ass. Not a bad DP, but Mark could have moved his cock more. Gape fans won’t be disappointed here!! Finally there’s some more anal play before both guys whack off on either side of her, both giving good cum shots in her mouth and over her face, which she lets slip out of her mouth and over her breasts. As I’m a “Gauge virgin”, I was really impressed with not only her cute looks, but the kind of sexual command and respect which I rarely see in a girl. Very professional. Good Stuff!!

CHIC RATING: Face = 7
Body = 7
Tits = 8
Ass = 7
Pussy = 8
Sexual Heat = 8
Overall = 7.5

SCENE 2 Alaura Eden, Jay Ashley and Pat Myrne.

In this scene we see the leggy and long haired brunette Alaura. Who for a split second thought was a transsexual from one of Joey Silvera’s movies!! (Alaura, if your reading this, my deepest apologies ;) ). Anyway she comes in wearing a white cross knitted top and mini skirt which barely covers her ass cheeks and a pair of white stiletto’s which she keeps on throughout the whole scene. Alaura starts by teasing us with her nice looking pussy and ass. Then Alaura produces a butt plug which she slides up her ass and then reveals her natural breasts which are quite nice. Alaura is then joined by 2 blokes, one of which (Pat) starts on her rear end by licking spitting and spanking her ass cheeks and pussy, whilst Jay arrives with a pair of shades on and gets his dick out to be blown. Pat removes the butt plug, rims her and then slides his dick home in her anus. Pat has a bit of a problem with his saliva control as he continuously spits into Alaura’s holes. Hmm not too sure about this. The guys then swap over with Pat getting the blowey and Jay on her pussy. Pat then grabs her neck menacingly and spits in her mouth ( I personally don’t like this, and I don’t see the need for porn to go down this route, though it increasingly seems to be the case). The guys then take it in turns to fuck her ass in different positions and get blown, and they seem to enjoy themselves. There’s some good camera work here. There’s some A2M and some butt cheek slapping, before we see Alaura taking a cork-screw like plug in her ass whilst she is on all fours. Then Alaura gets DP’d by the guys. This is a good DP (both CG and RCG) as she gets it good and hard and the camera work is very good with plenty of close ups on the action, to leave nothing to the imagination. Finally Alaura gets sodomized by Jay and he comes in her ass, then Pat shoots his load over her ass cheeks. Alaura then fingers her ass to finish off. Not a bad scene all round.

CHIC RATING: Face = 6
Body = 8
Tits = 6.5
Ass = 7.5
Pussy = 7.5
Sexual Heat = 7
Overall = 7.08

SCENE 3 Ryan Conner and Jules Jordan

This scene starts with a door opening to see Ryan Conner. She’s quite nice looking, with blonde hair and has quite an American look to her. I didn’t like her at first, but she grew on me more and more as the dvd went on. She reminds me of an American friend of my mothers who I used to fancy as a kid, hehehe. She walks in wearing a short black top, with some black and white stripped leggings which show off her curves nicely and her nice big rounded butt which sticks out (Butt implants??) I must admit that I have never seen a butt like it on a white woman before, but it sure is tasty!! Ryan does a bit of tease on a ladder, then Jules is there, pulling down her thong to reveal her ass hole and shaven pussy, which Jules promptly probes with his tongue as well as getting four fingers into that tight little hole. Ryan sucks on Jules’s tool a while before he peels down her top to reveal her big breasts (they are implants, but well designed). She peels off her leggings and thong, and then pulls on a chequered bodysuit with a crotch less area as well as some black knee high boots. The couple then get into a 69 position, Ryan’s labia and clitoral hood being very large and inviting. There’s definitely a lot of sexual chemistry between these two, which is quite evident. Jules fucks her pussy, and then hammers her ass with a clear butt plug whilst doing her pussy with his sword. Ryan then fucks her pussy with a rubber phallus in the toilet, before Jules joins her, removes the butt plug and replaces it with his cock. They proceed to the living room, where Jules fucks her ass whilst she is on her side, as well as doggy style. There’s an excellent bit where Ryan’s eyes go wide as he impales her on his shaft. The scene then finish’s off with Ryan giving Jules a blow job, before he shoots a good load onto a glass coffee table (hmmm, mine and Ayb’s idea?? haha) for her to lick up and swallow. Good girl.

CHIC RATING: Face = 6.5
Body = 7
Tits = 7
Ass = 7.5
Pussy = 7.5
Sexual Heat = 8
Overall = 7.25

SCENE 4 Friday, Brian Pumper and Mark Wood

We see Friday dressed in a pink bikini walking up the stairs up to a pool side. She’s blonde, with quite an athletic body with large silicone enhanced breasts. She’s quite good looking, but for me, she looks too much like your typical American pornstar. Anyway, she does a bit of a tease with her fingers and then she inserts a clear butt plug into her round ass. She plays around with her pussy with her fingers as well as with a rubber phallus. She plays with this for a while and then goes indoors where she is greeted by Brian and Mark. There’s some 69’ering and some pussy licking before she takes the plug out of her ass. She sucks some more cock, before they both spit roast her cunt and mouth. Then Mark takes her anally doggy style and her ass gets a good ramming. Some good camera work showing the full action from underneath. Friday then climbs onto Brian CG position and then Mark slides his dick up her tail pipe and she gets a good fucking. Haha not too sure if she was happy about this. Then Brian does her in missionary before sucking the guys off who give pretty good cum shots all over her face and tits. Not bad, but I thought this was the lamest of the five scenes as Friday gave me the impression that she would rather be somewhere else.

CHIC RATING: Face = 6
Body = 6.5
Tits = 6
Ass = 6.5
Pussy = 7
Sexual Heat = 4
Overall = 6

SCENE 5 Jeanie Rivers and Jules Jordan

In this scene we see Jeanie sat on a stool wearing a PVC sleeveless waistcoat , white netted stockings and a pink G-string. Jeanie’s a good looking girl with shoulder length blonde hair, and has nice eyes and a full mouth. Jeanie starts to tease us by showing her firm breasts and her cute ass. She shows us her dark and very inviting cooch and puckered anus!! Mmm yes please!! Then Jules comes onto the scene and immediately gets his cock slurped. Then he fucks her from behind in the standing position as well as doggy style, before getting her ass worked up with his fingers and a clear butt plug. He then fucks her pussy some more in doggy and CG, before sliding the plug out of her bung hole. He then fucks her ass doggy and in missionary, and gives it to her hard and deep!! We get to see her shaven cunt really clearly here, which is very nice. Jules fucks her like this for a good 5 minutes with plenty of A2M, before finally unleashing a mighty load of his relish over her face and mouth which she swallows. This is my favourite scene of them all! Very good scene.

CHIC RATING: Face = 8.5
Body = 8
Tits = 7
Ass = 8
Pussy = 9
Sexual Heat = 6
Overall = 7.75

DVD Options:

Chapter Menu
Fetish Menu = Toys
Blowjobs
Anal Sex
DP
Cumshots
A2M
Special Features = Photo Gallery (pointless)
Extra Sex (25 Minutes of more hard sex)
Cast Info: Cast List by scene (great for reviewing)
Filmographies
Biography
Websites

OVERALL

Overall I would say that I enjoyed this dvd, and is a must for those who love to see anal play, (especially with the use of toys). The women are generally hot, and come across well on camera. There’s everything here, tease, pussy action, plenty of anal, DP’s, toys, A2m, the lot. I enjoyed seeing some male and female stars who I hadn’t seen in action before which was a definate plus. I thought Jules’s direction of the film was very good, and some really good camerawork here. The sound quality was very good, as well as the visual quality and detail. It has loads of options as listed above which was excellent, and extremely helpful for a reviewer. The overall package was well presented and easy to follow. I would recommend it, for all fans of the back door love with some hot chics and some crazy anal antics. It’s a Raincoaters delight!!

WHAT I LIKED:

Good Hard Sex
Good Camera Work
Ryan and especially Jeanie (Woosh)
Very reviewer friendly
Good Overall package

WHAT I DISLIKED

No anal for Brian Pumper
Pat Myrne (choking and spitting not necessary)

A couple of suggestion’s for the Evil Empire crew :
A) Would like Private style cast info on them
B) Photo Gallery is a waste of space in my opinion
C) Would like to see other releases in the options Anabolic/Diabolic style.

Any questions or queries regarding the review, then I would like to hear from you. Contact me at SQUIDMONKEY666@hotmail.com. Thanks

SQUIDMONKEY