Ass Worship 3 Review

Running Time: 136 min.

Production Date: 6 / 21 / 2002

Director: Jules Jordan

Cast: Ryan Conner, Jeanie Rivers, Gauge, Friday, Alaura Eden, Brian Pumper, Jay Ashley, Mark Ashley, Mark Wood, Pat Myne, and of course, Jules Jordan

Initial Expectations: Jules Jordan has impressed me with all of his releases. I have no reason to expect any difference here.

Initial Reaction: This DVD should come with its own box of tissues.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody who loves asses, anal sex, and well done gonzo porn

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who’s refuses to believe it’s anything more than a one-way valve

Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Evil Angel, the technical aspects are some of the best around. Throughout almost the entire feature the audio is clear and well balanced, and there’s not even much background noise during the outdoor shots. There are a few spots where the audio is a bit off balance and quiet, but they’re few and far between. The video is also extremely clear and has few shadows to get in the way of things. I caught a couple hints of pixelation, but that’s about it for video problems.

Music: None.

Menus: Evil Angel has always put a lot of care into their menus, and there’s nothing different here. The main menu is nicely organized and has a little nice animation. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on the leading lady in that scene, and even lets you jump in to one of several spots in the scene rather than going directly to the start. Finally, there’s a fetish menu that lets you jump to some of the common sex acts, such as toys, anal sex, DPs, and ass to mouth.

The Feature: Jules is back, and as usual, he’s brought plenty of asses worth worshiping. You don’t have to worry about any plot, or most anything else for that matter. The only thing you’re going to want to do is make sure you have plenty of fluids around (for drinking), because you’re probably going to need to replenish a few fluids.

Jules starts out following Gauge around outside as she shows her great ass off in public. I’ll admit right away that I’ve never been that impressed with Gauge. There’s just something about her that makes me think her parents met at a truck pull / family reunion that doesn’t do anything for me. After finally getting inside, Jules and Mark Ashley team up to worship Gauge’s ass with their tongues and fingers as well as a few toys that Gauge takes without much of a problem. They start with a string of anal beads, move on to a large beaded toy, and finally finish things up with a horsey butt-plug that Gauge keeps in as she sloppily sucks both cocks and lets Jules eat her pussy. The plug finally comes out so Jules can tongue both Gauge’s holes before the guys take turns fucking her, with Mark taking her pussy and Jules taking her ass, and letting Gauge gobble their knobs. After taking her from behind, Gauge and the guys move to a chair, and later the floor, so she can take them both inside her at once. Showing why it’s good to be the boss, Jules fucks Gauge’s ass solo and gives her a bit of ass to mouth. Gauge also shows off a few gapes before sucking and taking both guys in her mouth. It’s a great opening scene that shows why Jules Jordan is considered one of the best gonzo directors in the jiz biz. Once again, he’s taken a star that I don’t particularly care for and had me completely focused on the action and not wanting it to stop.

Alaura Eden, a very hot brunette, shows off some of her skills for Jules next. She does the Jules Jordan patented buttplug walk and shows off her amazing body before Jay Ashley shows up and runs his tongue around her holes. Pat Myne also shows up with a hard cock, which puts a great light in Alaura’s eyes. Alaura doesn’t need much warming up, so it doesn’t take long for Jay to plug her ass with his cock. Alaura tries to keep sucking Pat’s cock while Jay reams her, but stops occasionally since she’s moaning, cooing, or screaming too loud. She lets Pat take a turn in each of her holes, and after a little toy play, takes both guys inside at the same time in several different positions. Finally, she takes both pops in her ass, and since Pat has a little left over after Jay pops, he drops it on her ass. Unlike most internal pop scenes, the jiz is only shown dripping out a little rather than trying to get every last drop out. This is a damn hot scene, and I have got to see more of Alaura in the future! She takes both guys on with some amazing energy and keeps a look in her eye and a little smile on her face throughout it all that leaves no doubt on whether she’s doing just what she wants to.

Ryan Conner, an attractive bleached blonde who has impressed me many times in the past, meets up with Jules next. I admit to being a little curious about this scene from the start, since there appeared to be a little feuding between Ryan and Jules on the net a little while before the production date on this feature. Ryan plays to the camera amazingly well as she teases Jules, and turned me into a drooling fool in less than a minute, and well before she lets Jules explore her with his tongue and fingers. Ryan changes into a black and white checkered crotchless jumpsuit next, along with a pair of lace-up black platform fuck -me boots, before she and Jules warm each other up a bit more. Jules moves on to fuck her pussy, put in a buttplug and fuck her, and finally plug Ryan’s ass with his cock. Throughout it all, Ryan appears to be extremely into getting buttfucked, and takes several ass to mouths as well as a good ass pounding. She also gives Jules head quite a few times throughout the scene, and finishes things up taking his pop on her face and licking it up from the glass table in front of her. Not surprisingly, it’s an extremely hot scene and one that I think will cause quite a few people to need to change their underwear.

Friday, a buxom bleached blonde (who I think looked better as a brunette) who’s well known for having a tattoo of the letter “F” rather than a bush, struts her stuff for Jules to start the penultimate scene. She stretches her ass out with a clear plug, as well as practices a little with a dildo, before heading inside to find Brian Pumper and Mark wood waiting for her on a couple couches. They warm each other up orally, with Friday keeping her plug in until she pulls it out for a taste test, at which point she face fucks both of the guys to make sure they’re ready to stretch her out. Brian takes the first poke in Friday’s slit while Friday keeps sucking Mark, and then lets Mark move into the final frontier. Friday also lets the guys double stuff her, but never lets Brian into her ass. She gives him one more trip into her pussy and then sucks both guys until they decorate her face. It’s another hot scene with great enthusiasm and enjoyment. Friday shows some tremendous enjoyment for the pop shots, keeping a smile on her face and even opening her eyes a bit, and it definitely helps this scene end on a high note.

Finally, Jeanie Rivers breaks her anal cherry. She shows off a bit and talks to Jules before she sucks his cock and lets him play with her a little. Jeanie moves on to let Jules fuck her, insert his plug, and then fuck her pussy a bit more before taking another break to suck his shaft. Jeanie lets Jules pound her bald pussy again before stretching her sphincter. Jeanie takes Jules in her can in a couple positions, and even gets nasty with a bit of ass to mouth. She also takes a nice facial and swallows most of it down. It’s a hot scene and a great scene for Jeanie’s first anal. It’s also probably one of the best scenes I’ve seen from her.

Not surprisingly, Ass Worship 3 is an amazing gonzo feature. Jules Jordan has picked some great ladies who obviously enjoy having their rumps reamed, and his style of gonzo camera work gives it all a kind of primal feel that only seems to make the sex stronger. Jules even has the ability to make me get into stars that normally don’t do anything for me, such as he did here with Gauge. Although none of the scenes are anywhere close to average, Alaura Eden’s scene might have impressed me the most, and is definitely going to have me looking forward to more from her (and hopefully more from her with Jules Jordan). If you’re a fan of asses or anal sex, Ass Worship 3 is worth making a few sacrifices for.

For another perspective on Ass Worship 3, please check out BIGmike’s review.

Extras: The photo gallery contains about forty great looking snapshots. There’s also a cast list by scene. Filmographies are included for Ryan Conner, Friday, Jeanie Rivers, and Gauge. There’s also a bio for Jules Jordan, as well as website information. The main extra, though, is twenty five minutes of extra sex. The extra sex is nicely broken apart by scene, and all of it is long enough to feel worth something rather than just an extra two seconds here and there. It never feels like it’s an actual scene, since it jumps around a bit and feels broken apart, but it does have a few positions and acts that weren’t in the main feature. It’s definitely good enough to check out after the feature.

Themes: Straight, tease, rimming (male > female), spanking, group, toys, anal, DP, ass to mouth, internal pop shots, swallowing, and inter-racial

Raincoat Factor: Extreme

Overall: Currently, most Evil Angel DVDs can be found online for between $20 an $30 with most stores offering them for around $24. This one is well worth the money, even at the upper end. The sex is all extremely hot and has a fun and nasty feel to it. The transfer is well done, and there’s even some extra footage to make it even more worth the big bucks. Don’t waste your time renting this one, just go ahead and buy it.

Note to Evil Angel / Jules Jordan: All I can say is wow. The only thing I can think of to try and make this better is if you could give the viewer the choice to incorporate the extra footage into the feature for an extended version.

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