Lewd Conduct 4 Review

Having arrived relatively late to the crazy world of adult dvd, (due to the fact that I had a reluctance to leave the vhs zone, I hadn’t yet come across a piece of work by Vince Voyeur, an acclaimed actor and director for Diabolic. This time, we see him in charge of the 4th edition of the Lewd Conduct series. I had only heard positive things about the Diabolic stable, so I was looking forward to watching and reviewing this dvd. Thankfully I did. The women are cute and the sex is hardcore!! Perfect!!
The girls in this edition is comprised with the talent of Jade Marcela, Rumica, Melody Love, Layla Jade, Monica and Sky. The reliable cocksters being Hercules, Mr Marcus, Erik Everhard and of course Vince Voyeur himself. Right on with the show!!

SCENE 1 Jade Marcela, Vince Voyeur and Hercules

Immediately we are introduced to Jade Marcela, who’s the first girl to be put to the Lewd Conduct test. This young lady has very fine oriental looks and is obviously a resident of America. Jade introduces herself and her age (18), and she announces that she is going to “suck and get fucked by 2 guys, so get your cocks ready!” I’m ready!!! Immediately we see Jade on all fours with her ass in the air, sucking on Hercules’ cock and getting her asshole fingered by Vince. After the ass probing, Vince soon slides his big dick into Jades juicy pussy. This spit roast continues for a while as the guys change ends. The scene then cuts to see Jade kneeling down with her perfectly shaped breast being released from her bra, and she is wanking the guys cocks off and sucking them at the same time. After more cock sucking, we see Jade on her back, sucking Hercules cock and licking his balls, whilst Vince pumps her pussy. Some real good shots of the penetration here. Again the guys change positions before Jade deep throats all of Vince’s cock and licks his ass without fuss!! Hercules then greases up his cock and slides into her ass. The pair of them then takes turns fucking her tight bung-hole in various positions, whilst she chomps on cock like a parrot fish on fresh coral!! After the anal comes a fairly good DP, followed by some more anal punishment. Then both guys finish off by releasing their juice into Jades willing mouth. Good start!!!

SCENE 2 Rumica and Vince Voyeur

Next up is Rumica from Budapest, this young thing is quite cute with shoulder length black hair and has that “Hungarian look”. Her breasts are quite large and natural but quite bouncy. The scene starts with her giving a very nice looking blow job to Vince, before the scene cuts to her lowering her naked form onto Vinces dick in reverse cowgirl position. Vince then fucks her pussy in missionary before getting a tit-fuck and a further blowey from Rumica. We get some RCG and spoons which shows some nice close ups of shots, before Vince slides his schlong into Rumicas asshole. She takes that cock with no hesitation as he takes her in the missionary, scissors and RCG, before unloading in her mouth. Although she is cute and has lovely brown eyes. I thought that this was the weakest of the 6 scenes.

SCENE 3 Layla Jade and Mr Marcus
Scene 3 shows us the delights offered by the UK, in the form of Layla Jade. She’s not bad looking a lassy with her short blonde hair (though she is the weakest of the 6 girls in this edition), and she introduces herself and she claims that she is 18 years old and she has come to LA to “get her ass filled full of big black cock!” Immediately she is talking filthy (which she is well known for). This English lass starts off by saying “oh yeah finger my arse” of course Mr Marcus is doing just that, plunging 2, then 3 fingers into her slippery butthole. This girls sphincter is already being stretched, and will be immensely popular amongst gape fans and rectal explorers alike, though I admit that it’s not really my cup of tea (ohhhh, how British of me!!). Mr Marcus asks her where she wants it and she replies “in my ass!!!” This finger/butt action continues for quite a while before we see Layla sucking expertly on Mr Marcus’s cock (very proficient for an 18 year old, I might add). Throughout the blowjob, Layla constantly looks at the camera and constantly asks the viewer if “you like an 18 year old sucking your cock?” and “your cock tastes real good baby”. To be honest I haven’t come across a woman in porno who talks as much filth as Layla. Mr Marcus soon gets Layla bent over a table and slides his big black cock in between her shaven labia and gives her a good working over, whilst pushing her head down and lightly pulling her hair. He does her in missionary and soon has her creaming. At this point we get to look at her body and her skin is quite pale and her breasts are quite small and floppy. Personally not to my liking. Firmness all the way.
The scene then cuts to Layla getting fucked in the ass in missionary and again has her babbling on about getting fucked in the ass etc etc, which soon gets a bit annoying and sounds fake. Mr Marcus again does her over the table up her shit chute. Finally the scene cuts to Layla ranting on about 18 year olds and spunk in her mouth as Mr Marcus shoots over her face. For me personally this is the worst scene of the lot.

SCENE 4 Melody Love and Vince Voyeur

This scene starts with Melody introducing herself as a 19 year old from New York and she announces that “today I’m gonna get my ass fucked”. She spins around and shows her delightful ass to us in hotpants!! MMMmmmmm Melody is good looking, but is by no means stunning. She wears glasses, which with some people would put them off, but I find something very alluring about a lady wearing glasses. I really like this girl, probably because she looks very similar to a Swedish lass who I was seeing for a while. Anyway, Melody is immediately bent over a table with her hot pants round her knees, whilst Vince is inserting a finger into her ass, as well as into her pussy. Melody then gets onto her knees and starts sucking on his cock, all the while looking up to him and giving him that doe eyed look, which I truly love. Vince then spins her round and gets Melody to sit back onto his cock whilst he sits in a chair. This shot allows us to look at the whole of Melody’s body which is lightly tanned and very firm. Her pussy is neatly trimmed and we can see that she has her navel pierced. Her top falls off to reveal smallish breasts , though very well formed. Nice!!! Vince shags her in this position for quite a while before bending her over the table and porks her this way. Vince also spins her onto her back and shags her in missionary. This shows some good angles of the deep penetration that ensues. Throughout this, Melody is screaming “aaahhhh ahhh”. I don’t know whether this is through agony or ecstasy?? Then Melody is lying flat on her stomach over the glass table and announces “fuck my ass” Vince soon slides into her to her cries of “oh shit!!” I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, then again neither did she! He does her aver the table and in scissors position before pulling out and squirting his hot sauce over her face and glasses. Melody looked so relieved that her anal ordeal had finished that she didn’t really concentrate on catching his load.
After this Vince and Melody chat to the camera. Vince says “you screamed like you were going to cry” to which she replies “I actually was going to”. We also find out that this was Melody’s first anal scene. Excellent stuff.

SCENE 5 Monica and Vince Voyeur

Monica introduces herself as a 20 year old from Budapest in Hungary. This young lady is delightful!! Mmm Mmm Mmmmmmm. Anyway the scene kicks off with Vince sat in a chair, whilst the very cute and dark haired Monica is sat on her knees sucking his tool and balls. Vince then lays her on the side of a bath tub and we get to see what an amazing body that Monica has. She is slim, and lightly tanned with fantastic tits and basically a body to die for! My god she looks great! Vince starts munching on her lightly haired cunt. Monica then gives the camera a really cute smile and then starts to run her pussy with spit coated fingers. Vince then sits astride the edge of the bath tub and eases his cock into her sweet twat (Jeez, am I drooling here or what??) Then Vince lays back into a chair and we see Monica bouncing up and down on his member, before we get an excellent view of Monica’s twat being seen to by Vince from behind. Vince fucks her doggy style for a while, before pulling out and slowly sliding his dick into her ass. Excellent camera work and her body looks excellent from both above and below in this position, and Monica really doesn’t mind the anal play. After doggy style we get some RCG (good close ups) and then some missionary on the bath tub, which is fantastic and shows off her body once again. Finally Vince pulls out of her ass and unleashes his gunk into her cute little mouth. Perfect!! Lets just say I like this sweetie!!

SCENE 6 Sky, Erik Everhard and Vince Voyeur

In this scene Sky introduces herself as a 23 year old originally from California and she announces “today I’m gonna fuck 2 guys”, she then winks at the camera, which is damn sexy!! Bring it on then sweetie!! Although I am not a major fan of the classic bleached blonde Americans, Sky is definitely an exception. Her face is very pretty, her tits are small, yet perfectly formed, her general body shape is good and the view of her ass and shaven pussy is exceedingly good!! I don’t know who I prefer Monica or Sky. Fuck it, they are both lovely!! Anyway the scene begins with the excellent view of Sky’s rear-end , with her panties pulled aside to show off her beautifully shaped anus (if you know what I mean??) and her putting pussy lips. Jeezus!! Vince is sliding his fingers and thumbs into both her holes whilst she sucks on Erik’s cock, before Vince inserts his own into Sky’s juicy cunt whilst she is on all fours. Her pussy is soon getting juiced up and so is Erik’s cock and balls as she slurps frantically. Having fingered her butt whilst he fucks her, he gets Sky ready for anal play, and although she winces slightly, she is slowly pushing back on his full length shouting “fuck my ass”. It was at this point that I noticed that she has a tattoo of a pair of lips on her right buttock. I’m not a fan of tattoo’s but this one looks ok. The camera work on this scene is excellent, so congrats to Mike John and Vince for that. After the anal play, Sky is on her knees sucking on the guys cocks with her pierced tongue and also manages to get both cocks into her mouth and says “now I am happy”. What a chic. After the blow jobs she then licks both guys assholes and sucks them some more. Again I’m not really into the male ass licking, but this is quite hot. We then cut to see Sky flat on her back sucking on Vinces cock whilst Erik fucks her bald pussy. Then the guys change positions and Vince fucks her ass and fingers her cunt. This cut is hot hot hot!! We then cut to see Sky in RCG on Erik whilst sucking on Vinces cock and again they swap around. We then see Sky getting DP’d very well by the guys and she seems like she is in pain but enjoying it. This was actually a bit too short before we cut back to both guys doing her ass again in turns, before they both stand aside her and gives her face a good splattering of cum. To finish off with, Mike John ask her a few questions. We find out that this was Sky’s first DP and she did do it very well, as Mike says. Damn she’s really cute. I have to say that this was the hottest scene of the whole film!! WOOOOSH!!

THE DVD:

I thought the DVD was quite good, with good crisp sound, and good clear images. The camera work was excellent and gave the viewer some excellent views and positions on the action!! There were quite a few options and extra’s to keep people amused such as the Photo Gallery (which I think is a bit pointless as I have just seen the film), Web site info and a DVD release section which I thought was good and it allowed you to get a taste of other films by this production house.

OVERALL:

Overall, I would say that this a dvd which people should have in their collection if you like to see hard sex. Maybe not too full on by full raincoater standards but pretty good all the same. The women are generally very hot, apart from Layla who I think lets the side down, but I’m sure plenty of people will like her and her style, but she did nothing for me, unlike Monica and Sky who I really want to see more of!! As well as Melody Love. The sex is good, the camera work is excellent, not too rough for my liking either. I really enjoyed it, and I think the average stroker would like this too!!

WHAT I LIKED:

Sky and Monica are fucking shit hot!! Woosh!!
Good hard sex
All anal
Not to rough
Good camera work

WHAT I DISLIKED:

Layla Jade, this girl doesn’t know when to shut up in my opinion (she let us brits down)
I would have liked a bloopers section
I would have liked a biography on the actresses

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