Hillbilly Honeys Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  11/16/2004

Hillbilly Honey's

Sound: 5.1 Digital Audio

Production Date: July 1996

You don’t hear about her much anymore, but Serenity had what I consider to be the roundest ass in porn history, not to mention the cubist cheeks that gave her smile character. Unfortunately, she had a reputation for being less than agreeable, and anything but cordial to men not on her approved list.

Despite the fact that I have heard more than one male start refer to her as a stuck up bitch, I can’t deny the fact that her face and figure give me good wood. Compound this with the fact that Stacey Valentine appears next to her on the box leads me to believe that this title is well worth the purchase price.

Wicked comes through with their trademark 5.1 audio and Dolby Digital. Unfortunately, they didn’t come through with the goods. Other big names like Alex Sanders, Peter North and Alexandria Silk appear, but this title never rises above a low boil. The back cover reads White Trash Heaven, but even Jeff Foxworthy would have been a step up from this title.

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If big tits and pretty faces do it for you, check this one, if you require good sex, and nasty talk, steer clear. I was disappointed and chances are unless you are a diehard fan of these women, you will be too.

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