Reviews of Tim Von Swine Movies (67 - page 2)
(4.3 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Rayveness, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Cassandra Calogera, Emma Heart, Jessica Bangkok, Oklahoma, Charlotte Vale
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 3/2/2009
Previews: Previews
Jerkoff Material 2 review summaries:
All reviews of Jerkoff Material 2
McGarrett's
Volume 2 of Jerkoff Material features Rayveness, Jessica Bangkok, Emma Heart, Oklahoma, Charlotte Vale, and Cassandra Calogera. [read the full review]
review from 4/18/2009:
Volume 2 of Jerkoff Material features Rayveness, Jessica Bangkok, Emma Heart, Oklahoma, Charlotte Vale, and Cassandra Calogera. [read the full review]
nvs'
Mike John delivers six sexy ladies in which he presents as jerk off material. These girls are very much of a jerk off quality. Spread over two discs, these girls will not disappoint. Sit back, kick back, and jerk off upon viewing. [read the full review]
review from 4/13/2009:
Mike John delivers six sexy ladies in which he presents as jerk off material. These girls are very much of a jerk off quality. Spread over two discs, these girls will not disappoint. Sit back, kick back, and jerk off upon viewing. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Mike John’s latest and it promises some hot women that you’ll for sure want to jerk-off too. Mike has produced some great porn over the last decade and this should be no different. [read the full review]
review from 3/24/2009:
Mike John’s latest and it promises some hot women that you’ll for sure want to jerk-off too. Mike has produced some great porn over the last decade and this should be no different. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mike John, Suave, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Lefty Larue, James Deen, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Rucca Page, Naomi Cruise, Claire Dames, Kristina Rose, Chayse Evans, Virginia Want, Rane Rivere
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 11/17/2008
Previews: Previews
Jerkoff Material review summaries:
Captain Jack's
So this is where this exceptional series from Mike John and Tim Von Swine got its start! This 2-disk collection features 7 women getting nasty and swallowing their well-earned rewards! Kristina Rose, Claire Dames and Chayse Evans headline the cast in this set that is sure to get you off more than a few times! [read the full review]
review from 11/10/2013:
So this is where this exceptional series from Mike John and Tim Von Swine got its start! This 2-disk collection features 7 women getting nasty and swallowing their well-earned rewards! Kristina Rose, Claire Dames and Chayse Evans headline the cast in this set that is sure to get you off more than a few times! [read the full review]
lordish's
The title of this video, Jerkoff Material is EXACTLY what this wonderful video is. The seven scenes consist of 2 blowbangs plus short POV segments(Rucca Page, Naiomi Cruise). Then two straight POV's(Virginia Want, Rane Rivere) and three straight fucks (Chayse Evans, Kristina Rose and Claire Dames. Claire and Rucca surrender their fundaments to their swains. There is also a very long and very funny BTS segment with Rucca (pronounced Roo-Ka) and Tim Von Swine. [read the full review]
review from 2/5/2009:
The title of this video, Jerkoff Material is EXACTLY what this wonderful video is. The seven scenes consist of 2 blowbangs plus short POV segments(Rucca Page, Naiomi Cruise). Then two straight POV's(Virginia Want, Rane Rivere) and three straight fucks (Chayse Evans, Kristina Rose and Claire Dames. Claire and Rucca surrender their fundaments to their swains. There is also a very long and very funny BTS segment with Rucca (pronounced Roo-Ka) and Tim Von Swine. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
We have another super effort from Mike John here with the capable assistance of his sidekick Tim Von Swine-- actually both men get in on the action here too, lucky them as the hotties are just that in this one, hot with big boobs, big asses and a healthy appetite for all things dick!! Sprinkle in some anal here and there with plenty of face busting blowjobs and you've got a recipe for success. Claire Dames and Kristina Rose were particularly good in this but each girl really gives a strong accounting of themselves here, an easy purchase recommendation for fans of Mike's work. [read the full review]
review from 11/15/2008:
We have another super effort from Mike John here with the capable assistance of his sidekick Tim Von Swine-- actually both men get in on the action here too, lucky them as the hotties are just that in this one, hot with big boobs, big asses and a healthy appetite for all things dick!! Sprinkle in some anal here and there with plenty of face busting blowjobs and you've got a recipe for success. Claire Dames and Kristina Rose were particularly good in this but each girl really gives a strong accounting of themselves here, an easy purchase recommendation for fans of Mike's work. [read the full review]
(4.2 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Mr. Pete, Steven French, Tim Von Swine, Charley Chase, Whitney Stevens, Riley Evans, Cassandra Calogera, Erika Vution, London Keyes
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 10/13/2008
Previews: Previews
Boobaholics Anonymous 4 review summaries:
All reviews of Boobaholics Anonymous 4
Captain Jack's
Mike John and his partner Tim Von Swine present another volume of girls with great racks! These girls were blessed and I am eternally grateful for that! Charley Chase, Riley Evans, Whitney Stevens, Cassandra Calogera, London Keys and Erika Vution bring the mammories and we are left to watch. That’s fine by me! [read the full review]
review from 7/4/2014:
Mike John and his partner Tim Von Swine present another volume of girls with great racks! These girls were blessed and I am eternally grateful for that! Charley Chase, Riley Evans, Whitney Stevens, Cassandra Calogera, London Keys and Erika Vution bring the mammories and we are left to watch. That’s fine by me! [read the full review]
Gof's
If you love pretty girls, particularly brunettes, with large, natural racks, then you will be in clover with this release from Mike John. The scenes varied a little in quality, with not all the scenes having the necessary intensity, but Rileys performance helped to cement her position for me as one of 2008s best new anal babes, and the energy evident in the final two scenes made for a strong finish to the film. I would have preferred to have another anal scene in there, perhaps with Whitney Stevens, to have provided a little more nastiness, but in the end this is a breast movie and not an ass movie. In conclusion then, this is a really good boob movie, with great looking girls and no genuine boobaholic should be without it. [read the full review]
review from 1/3/2009:
If you love pretty girls, particularly brunettes, with large, natural racks, then you will be in clover with this release from Mike John. The scenes varied a little in quality, with not all the scenes having the necessary intensity, but Rileys performance helped to cement her position for me as one of 2008s best new anal babes, and the energy evident in the final two scenes made for a strong finish to the film. I would have preferred to have another anal scene in there, perhaps with Whitney Stevens, to have provided a little more nastiness, but in the end this is a breast movie and not an ass movie. In conclusion then, this is a really good boob movie, with great looking girls and no genuine boobaholic should be without it. [read the full review]
barrettman's
Big breasted babes being beautifully boinked . And the boobies here are all NATURAL, all the time....yay ! Losta juggs a jigglin' & slippery, shiny baby oilage upon the breastesses . Finest fuckage ? Definitely the treat of seeing Riley Evans enjoying rectal rogering . Sweeeet . [read the full review]
review from 11/24/2008:
Big breasted babes being beautifully boinked . And the boobies here are all NATURAL, all the time....yay ! Losta juggs a jigglin' & slippery, shiny baby oilage upon the breastesses . Finest fuckage ? Definitely the treat of seeing Riley Evans enjoying rectal rogering . Sweeeet . [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Steve Taylor [I], Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Adrianna Nicole, Darryl Hanah, Rucca Page, Carolyn Reese, Claire Dames, Cassandra Calogera, Allie Foster
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/8/2008
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 2 review summaries:
Zorge's
This Mike John directed set features 7 women over 2 discs. If you find the following combination ideal, then you might very well be interested in checking this one out: big tits, blowbangs, titty-screwing, and massive facials. That's basically the formula here. [read the full review]
review from 12/30/2008:
This Mike John directed set features 7 women over 2 discs. If you find the following combination ideal, then you might very well be interested in checking this one out: big tits, blowbangs, titty-screwing, and massive facials. That's basically the formula here. [read the full review]
gonzoguy's
Combined gorgeous, big-titted women with copious face baths, and what's not to love? For fans of blow bangs and busty beauties and semi-monster facials, this delivers an abundance of stroke-worthy material. [read the full review]
review from 11/3/2008:
Combined gorgeous, big-titted women with copious face baths, and what's not to love? For fans of blow bangs and busty beauties and semi-monster facials, this delivers an abundance of stroke-worthy material. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
A strong outting from director Mike John though in this one he hands the camera over to Tim Von Swine for all but two scenes and Tim the Pigman himself gets a little cock dipping in the scene with Carolyn Reese so all you out there who think it can't be you, it can be as Tim's proof!! Great blowbangs but that's nothing new for a Mike John flick and there's a bit of pussy fucking too along with some healthy nipple licking during the teases for most of the scenes, Adrianna Nicole does the most and she also gets the best facial dousing at the end of her scene but you see all the young girls here plastered in cum before we fade out so fans of faces smothered in cum should definitely check this one out, Cassandra, Allie, Darryl, Claire Dames-- pretty good cast of hotties if you don't mind me saying. [read the full review]
review from 9/6/2008:
A strong outting from director Mike John though in this one he hands the camera over to Tim Von Swine for all but two scenes and Tim the Pigman himself gets a little cock dipping in the scene with Carolyn Reese so all you out there who think it can't be you, it can be as Tim's proof!! Great blowbangs but that's nothing new for a Mike John flick and there's a bit of pussy fucking too along with some healthy nipple licking during the teases for most of the scenes, Adrianna Nicole does the most and she also gets the best facial dousing at the end of her scene but you see all the young girls here plastered in cum before we fade out so fans of faces smothered in cum should definitely check this one out, Cassandra, Allie, Darryl, Claire Dames-- pretty good cast of hotties if you don't mind me saying. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Dick Nasty, Tony Eveready, Steve Holmes, Suave, Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Marie Luv, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Lefty Larue, Keeani Lei, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Tee Reel, Chelsie Rae, Lela Star, Annette Schwarz, Natasha Nice
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 4/21/2007
Previews: Previews
Racial Tension 2 (Jules Jordan Video) review summaries:
bono-ONE's
This is a very solid interracial flick from Mike John. There's limited storyline here but it's concise and handled very well not getting in the way of the sex which is the main reason for watching right! Solid turns here from Chelsie Rae, Marie Luv, and Annette Schwarz. The war between Sean Michaels and Tim Von Swine plays out one more time and we end with the promise of Vol. 3 so stay tuned! [read the full review]
review from 4/27/2007:
This is a very solid interracial flick from Mike John. There's limited storyline here but it's concise and handled very well not getting in the way of the sex which is the main reason for watching right! Solid turns here from Chelsie Rae, Marie Luv, and Annette Schwarz. The war between Sean Michaels and Tim Von Swine plays out one more time and we end with the promise of Vol. 3 so stay tuned! [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Kyle Stone, Sean Michaels, Naomi, Steve Holmes, Jada Fire, Sledge Hammer, Isabel Ice, Marcos Leon, Tim Von Swine, Candace Von, Tee Reel, Barbie Cummings
Studio: Shane's World
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 10/31/2006
Previews: Previews
Tim Von Swine's Black and White review summaries:
Hell Mutt's
This is a interracial movie that not only has white chicks fucking black guys but it also has black girls banging white guys. Director Tim Von Swine does a great job interviewing the girls before and after the scenes plus he violates the girls bodies with the camera and feels them up whenever he gets the chance. The sex is hardcore in every scene and the bonus stuff is a plus. This is a 4 star movie. It's as simple as black and white. [read the full review]
review from 1/4/2008:
This is a interracial movie that not only has white chicks fucking black guys but it also has black girls banging white guys. Director Tim Von Swine does a great job interviewing the girls before and after the scenes plus he violates the girls bodies with the camera and feels them up whenever he gets the chance. The sex is hardcore in every scene and the bonus stuff is a plus. This is a 4 star movie. It's as simple as black and white. [read the full review]
ai no corrida's
There isn't any power struggle in this titles as in most gonzo porn; everyone is just doing what they do best, and having a great time in the process (which is how it should be, unless you don't like that sort of thing). See, everybody can win! [read the full review]
review from 8/23/2007:
There isn't any power struggle in this titles as in most gonzo porn; everyone is just doing what they do best, and having a great time in the process (which is how it should be, unless you don't like that sort of thing). See, everybody can win! [read the full review]
picman's
Black and White Prologue It's been a while since I've seen anything by Tim Von Swine and this title is one from his short lived stay with Shane's World. It's an all interracial affair that encompasses both bm/wf and wm/bf action. Lots of anal is promised, and no doubt delivered, considering Jada Fire and Isabel Ice grace the cover. They're joined by Candace Von, Naomi and Barbi Cummings. Let's see if the porkmeister caught them all on good days. Von Swine trains his camera on Naomi who tells him she's going to have anal sex today. He reminds her that it's interracial anal sex, but it's all the same to her. She shows off her prodigious ass, which is even more striking than when she first appeared on the scene because the rest of her body is shrinking. Sean Michaels waits patiently in the background. Her teacup titties get pulled out for perusal and Von Swine asks her to masturbate. She rummages around in her panties and Sean closes the gap to a rising Naomi, who writhes in his arms as she rubs her butt in his crotch. [read the full review]
review from 2/19/2007:
Black and White Prologue It's been a while since I've seen anything by Tim Von Swine and this title is one from his short lived stay with Shane's World. It's an all interracial affair that encompasses both bm/wf and wm/bf action. Lots of anal is promised, and no doubt delivered, considering Jada Fire and Isabel Ice grace the cover. They're joined by Candace Von, Naomi and Barbi Cummings. Let's see if the porkmeister caught them all on good days. Von Swine trains his camera on Naomi who tells him she's going to have anal sex today. He reminds her that it's interracial anal sex, but it's all the same to her. She shows off her prodigious ass, which is even more striking than when she first appeared on the scene because the rest of her body is shrinking. Sean Michaels waits patiently in the background. Her teacup titties get pulled out for perusal and Von Swine asks her to masturbate. She rummages around in her panties and Sean closes the gap to a rising Naomi, who writhes in his arms as she rubs her butt in his crotch. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Gino, Kris Knight, Ben, Pink, Dani Woodward, Corina Taylor, Justin Magnum, Tim Von Swine, Tatianna
Studio: Pink Visual
Release date: 9/19/2006
Previews: Previews
Backseat Bangers 9 (Pink Visual) review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a nicely done public sex release. The scenes are simple, but nicely shot and with good chemistry. There isn't a single scene that drops close to the average level, but I think Pink and Dani Woodward turned out my favorite scenes. The technical aspects are pretty average, but when one considers the conditions the movie was shot under it shows some good care. The extras, unfortunately, are pretty bare bones and hold the release back slightly. [read the full review]
review from 6/6/2009:
This is a nicely done public sex release. The scenes are simple, but nicely shot and with good chemistry. There isn't a single scene that drops close to the average level, but I think Pink and Dani Woodward turned out my favorite scenes. The technical aspects are pretty average, but when one considers the conditions the movie was shot under it shows some good care. The extras, unfortunately, are pretty bare bones and hold the release back slightly. [read the full review]
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Naomi, Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, Jason Horne, Tim Von Swine, Marcus Leon, Mike Hash, Kaci Starr, Riley Shy, Mark Furious, Barbie Cummings, Sasha Grey
Studio: Shane's World
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/19/2006
Previews: Previews
Oral Supremacy review summaries:
Captain Jack's
Tim Von Swine presents an all oral release featuring 6 gorgeous babes. Sasha Grey is the star of this release but Naomi, Barbie Cummings, Kaci Star, Riley Shy and Kacey Villianess also lend their mouths to the proceedings. The six girls account for 10 scenes and countless loads of cum are splattered on their tongues and on their faces. [read the full review]
review from 11/20/2013:
Tim Von Swine presents an all oral release featuring 6 gorgeous babes. Sasha Grey is the star of this release but Naomi, Barbie Cummings, Kaci Star, Riley Shy and Kacey Villianess also lend their mouths to the proceedings. The six girls account for 10 scenes and countless loads of cum are splattered on their tongues and on their faces. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
At first I thought about passing on this movie because I thought it was an all blowjob movie similar to Tim Von Swine's previous series, Cum Glazed. [read the full review]
review from 9/21/2006:
At first I thought about passing on this movie because I thought it was an all blowjob movie similar to Tim Von Swine's previous series, Cum Glazed. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Ok porn fans here's a new one from the Pigman himself, Tim Von Swine. It's an all bj title with a sprinkling of sex mixed in. Some of you probably remember the Cum Glazed series he shot not to long ago so you know what to expect, pretty girls, 3-4 cocks and lots of dick sucking. No huge production numbers, just knob polishing with a facial/ mouth pop to close it out, let's see what Tim and the gang came up with. Riley Shy: The artist formerly known as Bambi leads it off and she's already got a group of guys fondling her body as Tim's camera finds her. Our director is an easy going guy, doesn't force the action and let's events flow pretty smoothly. Riley is gamer, gambler, and a cocksucker we learn in the chat before the bj's. The dicks are out and ready but Swine wants to show us everything Riley's got from her tits to her ass. Finally our lady is let loose and I was glad to see the bj style was slower rather than just flat out gagging though she does enough of that but at least I saw some slower sucking which is more my style I like to seea bj shot in. [read the full review]
review from 9/15/2006:
Ok porn fans here's a new one from the Pigman himself, Tim Von Swine. It's an all bj title with a sprinkling of sex mixed in. Some of you probably remember the Cum Glazed series he shot not to long ago so you know what to expect, pretty girls, 3-4 cocks and lots of dick sucking. No huge production numbers, just knob polishing with a facial/ mouth pop to close it out, let's see what Tim and the gang came up with. Riley Shy: The artist formerly known as Bambi leads it off and she's already got a group of guys fondling her body as Tim's camera finds her. Our director is an easy going guy, doesn't force the action and let's events flow pretty smoothly. Riley is gamer, gambler, and a cocksucker we learn in the chat before the bj's. The dicks are out and ready but Swine wants to show us everything Riley's got from her tits to her ass. Finally our lady is let loose and I was glad to see the bj style was slower rather than just flat out gagging though she does enough of that but at least I saw some slower sucking which is more my style I like to seea bj shot in. [read the full review]
(4.2 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Kyle Stone, Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Dick Nasty, Tony Eveready, Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Gianna Michaels, Carlton Banks, Marie Luv, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, Tim Von Swine, Frank Black, Sierra Sinn, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Tee Reel, Kaci Starr, Mysti May
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 5/15/2006
Previews: Previews
Racial Tension (Jules Jordan Video) review summaries:
All reviews of Racial Tension (Jules Jordan Video)
Captain Jack's
I'm going in the wayback machine with this one to a classic release from Mike John and Tim Von Swine. This 2-disk collection is almost 10 years old with some classic ladies from the past including big booty beauty Naomi, black sexpot Marie Luv and giggly voluptuous Mysti May. The Mike John porn factory is at their peak here and this should be a volcanic volume! [read the full review]
review from 10/19/2015:
I'm going in the wayback machine with this one to a classic release from Mike John and Tim Von Swine. This 2-disk collection is almost 10 years old with some classic ladies from the past including big booty beauty Naomi, black sexpot Marie Luv and giggly voluptuous Mysti May. The Mike John porn factory is at their peak here and this should be a volcanic volume! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Ok fans time for a few words about this Mike John title which I think was his first but I'm a bit late to the party with his new stuff for Jules Jordan Video. This one seems to have a bit of a storyline which has been covered quite well in other reviews so I'll stick to commenting on the performances. This is a two disc set so I'm expecting a lot of good action and the cast along with Mike's steady cam make me think we'll enjoy what we see providing you're into interracial and if you aren't then I'd suggest a different title. Naomi: We get this racial tension dvd off to a fine start with probably the ASS girl of the year and that is Naomi. You geet some great rubbing all over that perfect ass of hers. They're outside so you get some sunlight coming down but there's no mistaking the breathtaking ass attached to Naomi's body. She's taking on two studs here and we get some early action to her ass while Naomi gets the other cock stuffed down her throat. I liked the occasional shots of porn valley below, made me miss being there, lol. [read the full review]
review from 7/26/2006:
Ok fans time for a few words about this Mike John title which I think was his first but I'm a bit late to the party with his new stuff for Jules Jordan Video. This one seems to have a bit of a storyline which has been covered quite well in other reviews so I'll stick to commenting on the performances. This is a two disc set so I'm expecting a lot of good action and the cast along with Mike's steady cam make me think we'll enjoy what we see providing you're into interracial and if you aren't then I'd suggest a different title. Naomi: We get this racial tension dvd off to a fine start with probably the ASS girl of the year and that is Naomi. You geet some great rubbing all over that perfect ass of hers. They're outside so you get some sunlight coming down but there's no mistaking the breathtaking ass attached to Naomi's body. She's taking on two studs here and we get some early action to her ass while Naomi gets the other cock stuffed down her throat. I liked the occasional shots of porn valley below, made me miss being there, lol. [read the full review]
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 261min. (169 min. on the first DVD and 91 min. on the second DVD) Production Date: 4 / 8 / 2006 Director: Mike John Cast: Gianna, Kaci Starr, Marie Luv, Mysti May, Naomi, Sierra Sinn, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brian Pumper, Carlton Banks, Dick Nasty, Erik Everhard, Faceblaster, Frank Black, James Deen, Kyle Stone, Lee Bangs, Lefty LaRue, Mark Zane, Mike Hash, Mr. Marcus, Mr. Pete, Sean Michaels, Sledge Hammer, Tee Reel, Tone Capone, Tony Eveready, Tim Von Swine (extras only), and Jules Jordan in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: After hearing plenty about Mike John, I finally checked out his POV Pervert 5 and Teenage Spermaholics 3. Both really impressed me, and leave me really looking forward to seeing what he does here! Initial Reaction: It's pretty darn hot, but not always my thing. [read the full review]
review from 7/25/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 261min. (169 min. on the first DVD and 91 min. on the second DVD) Production Date: 4 / 8 / 2006 Director: Mike John Cast: Gianna, Kaci Starr, Marie Luv, Mysti May, Naomi, Sierra Sinn, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brian Pumper, Carlton Banks, Dick Nasty, Erik Everhard, Faceblaster, Frank Black, James Deen, Kyle Stone, Lee Bangs, Lefty LaRue, Mark Zane, Mike Hash, Mr. Marcus, Mr. Pete, Sean Michaels, Sledge Hammer, Tee Reel, Tone Capone, Tony Eveready, Tim Von Swine (extras only), and Jules Jordan in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: After hearing plenty about Mike John, I finally checked out his POV Pervert 5 and Teenage Spermaholics 3. Both really impressed me, and leave me really looking forward to seeing what he does here! Initial Reaction: It's pretty darn hot, but not always my thing. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Kyle Stone, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Ivana, Steven French, Brad Baldwin, Carlton Banks, Mark Zane, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Tim Von Swine, Frank Black, Joanna Angel, Mike Hash, Tee Reel, Chelsie Rae, Maya Hills, Nollie, Roxy Deville, Jenni Morrison, Monica Morales
Studio: Vouyer Media
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Release date: 2/14/2006
Previews: Previews
Gauntlet, The review summaries:
Dawg69's
Weak start in scene 1, but hold tight as it gets better, and better! Lexi Belle swallows a lot of swapped-cum! [read the full review]
review from 5/21/2018:
Weak start in scene 1, but hold tight as it gets better, and better! Lexi Belle swallows a lot of swapped-cum! [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
A novel new series by Vince Voyeur, you have three main girls going through a sexual gauntlet like the title says. That is, when the scene is done, her job isn't done as she goes towards another scene full of new cocks waiting for her. Maya Hill POV scene (with Vince) Jenni Morrison (a), Tee Reel, and Jon Dough Blowbang w/ Lefty Larue and two white guys Nollie (now known as Lexi Belle) Ivanna & Alias (bj only) Ivanna (a), Kyle Stone, and Steve French Two white guys (bj only) very quick creampie POV scene with Tim Von Swine(?) Chelsea Rae POV bj with Vince (?) (aborted sex) POV with Erik Everhard POV (bj) with Swine (?) b/b/g (a, dp) with Erik Everhard & Steven French blowbang with 4 black guys All three main girls are new to my eyes. Well technically the same with the two supporting girls, Ivanna and Jenni. I've met Maya in person before ever seeing her on video. [read the full review]
review from 4/5/2006:
A novel new series by Vince Voyeur, you have three main girls going through a sexual gauntlet like the title says. That is, when the scene is done, her job isn't done as she goes towards another scene full of new cocks waiting for her. Maya Hill POV scene (with Vince) Jenni Morrison (a), Tee Reel, and Jon Dough Blowbang w/ Lefty Larue and two white guys Nollie (now known as Lexi Belle) Ivanna & Alias (bj only) Ivanna (a), Kyle Stone, and Steve French Two white guys (bj only) very quick creampie POV scene with Tim Von Swine(?) Chelsea Rae POV bj with Vince (?) (aborted sex) POV with Erik Everhard POV (bj) with Swine (?) b/b/g (a, dp) with Erik Everhard & Steven French blowbang with 4 black guys All three main girls are new to my eyes. Well technically the same with the two supporting girls, Ivanna and Jenni. I've met Maya in person before ever seeing her on video. [read the full review]
(2.8 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: John Strong, Jon Dough, Dulce, Brad Baldwin, Marcos Leon, Tim Von Swine, Carmen Sancha, Nikki Nievez, Marquetta Jewel, Neveah, Tee Reel
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/26/2005
Young Tight Latinas 9 review summaries:
picman's
Prologue In the ever compartmentalized world of porn, there's a niche for everybody and everything. Latina women have an ever growing category, and on a personal note, have long been some of my favorite people to know and socialize with. Sweet, fun and fiery, with some old world attitudes about men and women. Devoutly Catholic, yet sexually free. I like them, and so, apparently, does Tim Von Swine, who gets to helm this video. The absolutely luscious body of Nikki Nievez graces the cover, and amongst the cast is Marquetta Jewel, whose fabulous rear is creating a stir these days. I've seen Dulce tame Mandingo, and my girl Victoria Sweet has been relegated to a bonus scene. The other chiquitas must be en fuego for that to happen, so let's see. The video opens up with the striking looking Dulce sitting on a couch and wearing purple undies. She tells Von Swine that she's a mutt composed of Mexican, Egyptian and Peruvian. [read the full review]
review from 4/11/2006:
Prologue In the ever compartmentalized world of porn, there's a niche for everybody and everything. Latina women have an ever growing category, and on a personal note, have long been some of my favorite people to know and socialize with. Sweet, fun and fiery, with some old world attitudes about men and women. Devoutly Catholic, yet sexually free. I like them, and so, apparently, does Tim Von Swine, who gets to helm this video. The absolutely luscious body of Nikki Nievez graces the cover, and amongst the cast is Marquetta Jewel, whose fabulous rear is creating a stir these days. I've seen Dulce tame Mandingo, and my girl Victoria Sweet has been relegated to a bonus scene. The other chiquitas must be en fuego for that to happen, so let's see. The video opens up with the striking looking Dulce sitting on a couch and wearing purple undies. She tells Von Swine that she's a mutt composed of Mexican, Egyptian and Peruvian. [read the full review]
Ryder7's
I had a much longer review but when I tried to Edit it, it got lost. I just cant rewrite everything again over a flick I didnt care for...but I will try.. Featuring 5 scenes...2 with no ass fucking, all girls except one were shaved...the one who wasnt was unkempt hairy and not trimmed at all.. I didnt care for this..or Red Light at all. The girls are kinda "meh" in the body department. And seeing chicks with black and blues on their thighs, not to mention one with an angry ass pimple on her butt cheek didnt bode well for my stroking session. At one point a guy actually tells a girl to work on her cum swallowing skills!...another scene has a guy shoving his ugly ass big toe into a girls mouth..*gack....yet another has some guy who looks like he just got out of prison laugh when one chick swallows his cum..."she actually swallowed it!" he said... [read the full review]
review from 12/5/2005:
I had a much longer review but when I tried to Edit it, it got lost. I just cant rewrite everything again over a flick I didnt care for...but I will try.. Featuring 5 scenes...2 with no ass fucking, all girls except one were shaved...the one who wasnt was unkempt hairy and not trimmed at all.. I didnt care for this..or Red Light at all. The girls are kinda "meh" in the body department. And seeing chicks with black and blues on their thighs, not to mention one with an angry ass pimple on her butt cheek didnt bode well for my stroking session. At one point a guy actually tells a girl to work on her cum swallowing skills!...another scene has a guy shoving his ugly ass big toe into a girls mouth..*gack....yet another has some guy who looks like he just got out of prison laugh when one chick swallows his cum..."she actually swallowed it!" he said... [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Well here we have a title celebrating the spicy side-- Latinas!! I must confess to not knowing to many young ladies of this nationality making porn but I see some hotties here for sure led by Nikki Nievez who is gracing the cover for this. Tim Von Swine is the man behind the camera here so let's catch a few scenes this guy shot. Carmen Sancha: Well this girl is a personal fave of Tim's I believe as he's shot her a few times and even used her in a bts boner footage so you know he's liking what he see's here. The scene starts with Carmen and her fingers having some fun caressing over her pussy. Tim lets the camera take in this young ladies body and she lets him know she's ready to be banged out!! Our young lady hails from our next door neighbor, Mexico. The two have fun talking while Carmen has fun with her body. Tim has fun touching her body some before our cocksmen is brought in and using a fine side shot we are treated to Carmen giving head. Sexwise you see this latina nailed doggiestyle, then it's on to mish, reverse cowgirl-- great shots here Mr. [read the full review]
review from 11/10/2005:
Well here we have a title celebrating the spicy side-- Latinas!! I must confess to not knowing to many young ladies of this nationality making porn but I see some hotties here for sure led by Nikki Nievez who is gracing the cover for this. Tim Von Swine is the man behind the camera here so let's catch a few scenes this guy shot. Carmen Sancha: Well this girl is a personal fave of Tim's I believe as he's shot her a few times and even used her in a bts boner footage so you know he's liking what he see's here. The scene starts with Carmen and her fingers having some fun caressing over her pussy. Tim lets the camera take in this young ladies body and she lets him know she's ready to be banged out!! Our young lady hails from our next door neighbor, Mexico. The two have fun talking while Carmen has fun with her body. Tim has fun touching her body some before our cocksmen is brought in and using a fine side shot we are treated to Carmen giving head. Sexwise you see this latina nailed doggiestyle, then it's on to mish, reverse cowgirl-- great shots here Mr. [read the full review]
(3.9 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Sunny Lane, Nikki Nievez, Andrea Ash, Haley Paige, Leah Stevenson
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/9/2005
Previews: Previews
Swine's P.O.V. review summaries:
All reviews of Swine's P.O.V.
Captain Jack's
An older DVD made it’s way to me this week and I was more than happy to put my thoughts down. When I see Haley Paige staring at me from the box cover, I knew I was going to enjoy it! Tim Von Swine is the ‘everyman’ representation in the porn industry. The dude likes to drink beer and bang hot girls, something that we guy’s would love to do but it doesn’t come so easily for us. Plus, he has a gut like me so I can relate to him! It gives me hope! LOL. [read the full review]
review from 11/3/2013:
An older DVD made it’s way to me this week and I was more than happy to put my thoughts down. When I see Haley Paige staring at me from the box cover, I knew I was going to enjoy it! Tim Von Swine is the ‘everyman’ representation in the porn industry. The dude likes to drink beer and bang hot girls, something that we guy’s would love to do but it doesn’t come so easily for us. Plus, he has a gut like me so I can relate to him! It gives me hope! LOL. [read the full review]
MrHarvard's
This is a film starring Andrea Ash, Haley Paige, Lea Stevenson, Nikki Nievez, Sunny Lane. This is your typical POV scene style with nice lighting and a good mix of adult stars. Most of the action is kept with Andrea and Haley. I preferred those two but some may like others. The camera angles and erotic poses were nice as well as the dirty talking but better stars would have been appreciated. [read the full review]
review from 1/10/2009:
This is a film starring Andrea Ash, Haley Paige, Lea Stevenson, Nikki Nievez, Sunny Lane. This is your typical POV scene style with nice lighting and a good mix of adult stars. Most of the action is kept with Andrea and Haley. I preferred those two but some may like others. The camera angles and erotic poses were nice as well as the dirty talking but better stars would have been appreciated. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
Poor Tim Von Swine. Even though this is a POV movie, the male looks category has to be filled. Now you may wonder how the hell do you rate a guy's looks when you're using a first person's point of view. You can see Swine's furry pork belly in every shot and his ham hocks in some others like when the girl is kneeling down. For some people, that is way too much bacon to process in the head. The girls in the scene seem to like Swine. Some even play with the pork belly with Sunny Lane remarking that the belly was saltier than his pig sauce. As for the sex, it was fine and the camera steady. Every girl except for Sunny get bacon shoved in their pooper. In some of the scenes, Swine seems like he's having a heart attack as he's banging some of the finest chicks in porn and behind the scenes confirms this as you see the pig sweat and try to catch his breath. Maybe it wasn't appendicitis that knocked out Swine from his scene with Leah Stevenson which Jake Malone ably fills in. [read the full review]
review from 12/31/2005:
Poor Tim Von Swine. Even though this is a POV movie, the male looks category has to be filled. Now you may wonder how the hell do you rate a guy's looks when you're using a first person's point of view. You can see Swine's furry pork belly in every shot and his ham hocks in some others like when the girl is kneeling down. For some people, that is way too much bacon to process in the head. The girls in the scene seem to like Swine. Some even play with the pork belly with Sunny Lane remarking that the belly was saltier than his pig sauce. As for the sex, it was fine and the camera steady. Every girl except for Sunny get bacon shoved in their pooper. In some of the scenes, Swine seems like he's having a heart attack as he's banging some of the finest chicks in porn and behind the scenes confirms this as you see the pig sweat and try to catch his breath. Maybe it wasn't appendicitis that knocked out Swine from his scene with Leah Stevenson which Jake Malone ably fills in. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Kyle Stone, Dick Nasty, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brad Baldwin, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Trinity Post, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Jason Horne, Kelly Wells, Saana, Tim Von Swine, Carmen Sancha, Brianna Love, Sara Stone, Claire Robbins
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 8/2/2005
Previews: Previews
Where's the Cum? 2 review summaries:
LSBReviews'
Where's the Cum? #2 Produced 07/05 Platinum X Pictures (www.clubplatinumx.com) 170 minutes Directed by: Tim Von Swine Starring: Saana, Brianna Love, Claire Robbins, Trinity Post, Kelly Wells, Carmen Sancha, Sara Stone, Brad Baldwin, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Carlton Banks, Dick Nasty, Jason Horne, Lefty LaRue, Marcos Leon, Mark Furious, Tone"F.T.W." Capone, Kyle Stone and Tim Von Swine. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Gonzo Oral Where's the Cum? #2 is almost three hours and features seven girls blow banging several guys before swallowing multiple loads of cum. Most scenes begin with the girl chatting with director Tim Von Swine. He asks them some personal sexual questions and they talk dirty with their responses. The ladies then begin sucking cock, which includes plenty of deep throating. The girls don't get fucked, but the guys do play with their pussy's and there's some pussy licking. [read the full review]
review from 11/8/2005:
Where's the Cum? #2 Produced 07/05 Platinum X Pictures (www.clubplatinumx.com) 170 minutes Directed by: Tim Von Swine Starring: Saana, Brianna Love, Claire Robbins, Trinity Post, Kelly Wells, Carmen Sancha, Sara Stone, Brad Baldwin, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Carlton Banks, Dick Nasty, Jason Horne, Lefty LaRue, Marcos Leon, Mark Furious, Tone"F.T.W." Capone, Kyle Stone and Tim Von Swine. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Gonzo Oral Where's the Cum? #2 is almost three hours and features seven girls blow banging several guys before swallowing multiple loads of cum. Most scenes begin with the girl chatting with director Tim Von Swine. He asks them some personal sexual questions and they talk dirty with their responses. The ladies then begin sucking cock, which includes plenty of deep throating. The girls don't get fucked, but the guys do play with their pussy's and there's some pussy licking. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Well I just reviewed it's cousin over at RLD called Cum Glazed and here the ending is the girls swallowing the jizz instead of it glazing their pretty faces and that's the finish I like more having them gargle the jizz and then swallowing. Tim's brought a another fine group of girls along for the ride and rather than go scene by scene I'll just give some impressions of what I felt went on. The scenes again follow a similar pattern, the girls have a few words with Tim perhaps before the swinging cocks are brought before them. Some take on two maybe but I seem to recall most of the ladies taking on at least 3 cocks and to me that seemed like an ideal number though I think two maybe the best, no odd cock left out but then again the more the merrier so who knows eh! As for energy you can't top Kelly 'fuckin' Wells who just attacks the dicks put before her mouth and like another blond cockslut, Hillary Scott, we see Kelly's makeup smudged all to hell by scenes end due to the sheer force of the dicks slamming down her throat no less. [read the full review]
review from 9/17/2005:
Well I just reviewed it's cousin over at RLD called Cum Glazed and here the ending is the girls swallowing the jizz instead of it glazing their pretty faces and that's the finish I like more having them gargle the jizz and then swallowing. Tim's brought a another fine group of girls along for the ride and rather than go scene by scene I'll just give some impressions of what I felt went on. The scenes again follow a similar pattern, the girls have a few words with Tim perhaps before the swinging cocks are brought before them. Some take on two maybe but I seem to recall most of the ladies taking on at least 3 cocks and to me that seemed like an ideal number though I think two maybe the best, no odd cock left out but then again the more the merrier so who knows eh! As for energy you can't top Kelly 'fuckin' Wells who just attacks the dicks put before her mouth and like another blond cockslut, Hillary Scott, we see Kelly's makeup smudged all to hell by scenes end due to the sheer force of the dicks slamming down her throat no less. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Bailey, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kat, Brad Baldwin, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Hillary Scott, James Deen, Veronica Jett, Joe Rock, Tim Von Swine, Tia Sweets, Jamie Elle, Alektra Blue, Tee Reel
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 5/26/2005
Previews: Previews
Where's the Cum? review summaries:
bono-ONE's
Well this is a fun review to write for me as I join the 700 club with it,lol. This is a pretty good premise as the girls are on a holy quest to find the elusive elixir known as CUM. Tim Von Swine has brought together a fine group of ladies and I think all their searches will end succesfully, what do you think,lol. So let's get to it. Bailey: Leading off we have a very hot newcummer with some absolutely huge tata's. She's got some meat on her bones but everything balances out nicely creating a very appealing young lady. Bailey has fun answering all of Swine's queries and we learn this is only going to be a bj scene so no pussy/ ass work for our young girl. Swine does a nice job roaming the camera over this young ladies frame but when she whips out those funbags all my focus shifts right to them. Man those are some fine looking titties and yes she does lick her nipples for us. Moving on we soon get a cock for young Bailey and she shows herself to be very good at sucking cock. A nice balance of no hands head, gagging, ball/shaft licking, and her eye contact was good. [read the full review]
review from 6/2/2005:
Well this is a fun review to write for me as I join the 700 club with it,lol. This is a pretty good premise as the girls are on a holy quest to find the elusive elixir known as CUM. Tim Von Swine has brought together a fine group of ladies and I think all their searches will end succesfully, what do you think,lol. So let's get to it. Bailey: Leading off we have a very hot newcummer with some absolutely huge tata's. She's got some meat on her bones but everything balances out nicely creating a very appealing young lady. Bailey has fun answering all of Swine's queries and we learn this is only going to be a bj scene so no pussy/ ass work for our young girl. Swine does a nice job roaming the camera over this young ladies frame but when she whips out those funbags all my focus shifts right to them. Man those are some fine looking titties and yes she does lick her nipples for us. Moving on we soon get a cock for young Bailey and she shows herself to be very good at sucking cock. A nice balance of no hands head, gagging, ball/shaft licking, and her eye contact was good. [read the full review]
MisterNoGood's
This oral gangbang movie is on the new red dvds made by Platinum X. Unfortunatly, there is still a small watermark in the corner of the screen throughout the movie. A few of my favorite girls are in this one, Hillary Scott and Kat, so I am looking forward to seeing it. Up first is a very pretty girl with big knockers named Bailey. After the interview, she gets to her knees and softly and slowly sucks on one guy until he jacks off into her mouth and swallows. Bailey then crawls on her hands and knees to another room to blow a guy on a couch, and he ends up jerking off into her mouth and she swallows. She then crawls to another part of the house to find another guy to suck on. After an inverted bj, titfuck, ball licking, and cocksucking, he jerks off into her mouth and swallows. Bailey then crawls towards the camera and slowly sucks him until he jerks off in her mouth and she swallows. A great scene. Kat is next, a pretty girl with braces on her teeth, starts out by sucking one guy at a time, but soon there is five cocks pointing in her face. [read the full review]
review from 5/28/2005:
This oral gangbang movie is on the new red dvds made by Platinum X. Unfortunatly, there is still a small watermark in the corner of the screen throughout the movie. A few of my favorite girls are in this one, Hillary Scott and Kat, so I am looking forward to seeing it. Up first is a very pretty girl with big knockers named Bailey. After the interview, she gets to her knees and softly and slowly sucks on one guy until he jacks off into her mouth and swallows. Bailey then crawls on her hands and knees to another room to blow a guy on a couch, and he ends up jerking off into her mouth and she swallows. She then crawls to another part of the house to find another guy to suck on. After an inverted bj, titfuck, ball licking, and cocksucking, he jerks off into her mouth and swallows. Bailey then crawls towards the camera and slowly sucks him until he jerks off in her mouth and she swallows. A great scene. Kat is next, a pretty girl with braces on her teeth, starts out by sucking one guy at a time, but soon there is five cocks pointing in her face. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Claudio Meloni, Scott Lyons, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Allison Wyte, Lisa Marie, Shai Lee, Deja Daire, Tim Von Swine, Genesis Skye, Tee Reel
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 3/25/2005
1 In The Pink 1 In The Stink 6 (Red Light District) review summaries:
The Pocketcomb Pimp's
One in The Pink, One in The Stick #6 Get Ready for Stinky Winky Director: Tim Von Swine Studio: Red Light District Running: 140 min est. Genre: DP - Anal Release: February 2005 I can appreciate a good DP. But I have to admit that 1 on 1 with a kiss of anal will most likely always be my 1st choice. If you havent figured it out already there is a specific reason that this title was calling me. If the box didnt tip you, Ill tell you. Lisa Marie + Anal+ IR= Must See TV. This girl has a flawless natural figure and an ass that any straight man would crave. Scene Breakdowns: Lisa Marie With those wild wicked streaks in her hair, Lisa has never looked better. She has an ass like no other white woman I love and a big bright smile. [read the full review]
review from 11/30/2005:
One in The Pink, One in The Stick #6 Get Ready for Stinky Winky Director: Tim Von Swine Studio: Red Light District Running: 140 min est. Genre: DP - Anal Release: February 2005 I can appreciate a good DP. But I have to admit that 1 on 1 with a kiss of anal will most likely always be my 1st choice. If you havent figured it out already there is a specific reason that this title was calling me. If the box didnt tip you, Ill tell you. Lisa Marie + Anal+ IR= Must See TV. This girl has a flawless natural figure and an ass that any straight man would crave. Scene Breakdowns: Lisa Marie With those wild wicked streaks in her hair, Lisa has never looked better. She has an ass like no other white woman I love and a big bright smile. [read the full review]
HeyNow's
I like this series. And I like the name. Naughty but not overly nasty. Since I watched this title and one called She Takes Two (same genre) from New Sensations the same night and back-to-back it almost makes sense to compare Pink/Stink to it. Overall, She Takes Two is a superior product but Im still giving a favorable review to Pink/Stink. It does contain some great anal poking. But you have to take all the great action with the flaws skin flaws on the girls such as the dreaded ass pimples and some face pimples, razor bumps around the puss and on one girl, bruises. Combine this with average lighting and an average camera the product does not approach the beautiful visual look and appeal of a title like She Takes Two. (It actually seems like the camera here accentuates the color red which makes any blemish stand out more.) But enough about other titles and ass pimples and surely I have a trashy, shit encrusted butt that would be laughed at across the nation. Hairy too. Luckily my hinder doesnt need to pay the bills. My favorite scene is little Deja Daire. [read the full review]
review from 5/12/2005:
I like this series. And I like the name. Naughty but not overly nasty. Since I watched this title and one called She Takes Two (same genre) from New Sensations the same night and back-to-back it almost makes sense to compare Pink/Stink to it. Overall, She Takes Two is a superior product but Im still giving a favorable review to Pink/Stink. It does contain some great anal poking. But you have to take all the great action with the flaws skin flaws on the girls such as the dreaded ass pimples and some face pimples, razor bumps around the puss and on one girl, bruises. Combine this with average lighting and an average camera the product does not approach the beautiful visual look and appeal of a title like She Takes Two. (It actually seems like the camera here accentuates the color red which makes any blemish stand out more.) But enough about other titles and ass pimples and surely I have a trashy, shit encrusted butt that would be laughed at across the nation. Hairy too. Luckily my hinder doesnt need to pay the bills. My favorite scene is little Deja Daire. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
Really basic premise guys: every girl in the movie gets one in the pink, another in the stink. A double penetration movie that features that freaking RLD watermark at all times. Lisa Marie satisfies the curiousity of anyone who ever wondered what Jenna Elfman looks like getting dp'd. Her interview with Von Swine is relaxed and funny and she shows the shocker hand sign more than once! Tee Real and John Strong get the pleasure of putting her in sexual agony. She's only done two dps in the past two years so she strains pretty hard. The first thing you notice about Deja Daire is the huge bruises on the side of her ass. Apparently the bruises come from some bondage scene she did. I automatically suspect Bono's wife. Otherwise she looks stunning. This was my favourite scene as she is well penetrated by Stefano and Ferrara. Okay, normally I love redheads and I love Crystal Ray and I personally knew a hot redhead named Allison White. [read the full review]
review from 4/15/2005:
Really basic premise guys: every girl in the movie gets one in the pink, another in the stink. A double penetration movie that features that freaking RLD watermark at all times. Lisa Marie satisfies the curiousity of anyone who ever wondered what Jenna Elfman looks like getting dp'd. Her interview with Von Swine is relaxed and funny and she shows the shocker hand sign more than once! Tee Real and John Strong get the pleasure of putting her in sexual agony. She's only done two dps in the past two years so she strains pretty hard. The first thing you notice about Deja Daire is the huge bruises on the side of her ass. Apparently the bruises come from some bondage scene she did. I automatically suspect Bono's wife. Otherwise she looks stunning. This was my favourite scene as she is well penetrated by Stefano and Ferrara. Okay, normally I love redheads and I love Crystal Ray and I personally knew a hot redhead named Allison White. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Steve Holmes, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kat, Manuel Ferrara, Juan Cuba, Jake Malone, Christie Lee, Sativa Rose, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Keri Sable, Lefty Larue, Jasmine Byrne, Glue Gun, Tim Von Swine, Ryan Knox, Glue Gunn
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 1/28/2005
Teenage Spermaholics 3 (Red Light District) review summaries:
All reviews of Teenage Spermaholics 3 (Red Light District)
CrashOverride's
Barely Legal Starlets showing how much they love sperm. [read the full review]
review from 8/6/2007:
Barely Legal Starlets showing how much they love sperm. [read the full review]
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 139 min. Production Date: 12 / 27 / 2004 Director: Mike John Cast: Christie Lee, Jasmine Byrne, Kat, Keri Sable, Sativa Rose, Alias, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Brian Surewood, Carlton Banks, Dave Hardman, Glue Gunn, Jake Malone, John Strong, Jon Dough, Juan Cuba, Lefty Larue, Manuel Ferrara, Steve Holmes, and Tone Capone with Tim von Swine in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: This is my first Mike John movie. After all Ive heard abotu him Im not sure how I couldnt go in with high expectations. Initial Reaction: I can see why Mike John has as many fans as he does Who Should Watch It : Fans of barely legal girls, cumshots, and anal sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all facials The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, but there are a couple very minor background noises. The video is much the same way. [read the full review]
review from 3/4/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 139 min. Production Date: 12 / 27 / 2004 Director: Mike John Cast: Christie Lee, Jasmine Byrne, Kat, Keri Sable, Sativa Rose, Alias, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Brian Surewood, Carlton Banks, Dave Hardman, Glue Gunn, Jake Malone, John Strong, Jon Dough, Juan Cuba, Lefty Larue, Manuel Ferrara, Steve Holmes, and Tone Capone with Tim von Swine in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: This is my first Mike John movie. After all Ive heard abotu him Im not sure how I couldnt go in with high expectations. Initial Reaction: I can see why Mike John has as many fans as he does Who Should Watch It : Fans of barely legal girls, cumshots, and anal sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all facials The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, but there are a couple very minor background noises. The video is much the same way. [read the full review]
picman's
Prologue I have to be honest about this. Although there are some very cute teens in this video, there's one that made this a must see for me. Christy Lee. While Keri Sable is arguably the hottest teen in the porn world today, and quite deservedly, I have developed a fixation of sorts for Christy. Pairing her up with Steve Holmes under the auspices of a mega pervert like Mike John is just too good to pass on. This video actually has a little story behind it to unify the scenes somewhat. In the end, it's the performances that count and that's what we'll inspect. I'm sure that Mike will put all these teeny sluts through their paces. Von Swine owes some money to John Strong, a Russian gangster. He and his cronies come to collect, but Swine comes up short. The gang decides to take out the interest by fucking Kat, his daughter. She just happens to be up in her room masturbating, sticking a butt plug up her ass. Strong, Brian Surewood and Jon Dough go up to her room and carry her downstairs to her tied up father so he can view her defiling. [read the full review]
review from 3/10/2005:
Prologue I have to be honest about this. Although there are some very cute teens in this video, there's one that made this a must see for me. Christy Lee. While Keri Sable is arguably the hottest teen in the porn world today, and quite deservedly, I have developed a fixation of sorts for Christy. Pairing her up with Steve Holmes under the auspices of a mega pervert like Mike John is just too good to pass on. This video actually has a little story behind it to unify the scenes somewhat. In the end, it's the performances that count and that's what we'll inspect. I'm sure that Mike will put all these teeny sluts through their paces. Von Swine owes some money to John Strong, a Russian gangster. He and his cronies come to collect, but Swine comes up short. The gang decides to take out the interest by fucking Kat, his daughter. She just happens to be up in her room masturbating, sticking a butt plug up her ass. Strong, Brian Surewood and Jon Dough go up to her room and carry her downstairs to her tied up father so he can view her defiling. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Brian Pumper, Alex Divine, Brad Baldwin, Isabel Ice, Melissa Lauren, Holly Wellin, Jasmine Byrne, Tim Von Swine, Tee Reel
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 11/15/2004
1 In The Pink 1 In The Stink 5 (Red Light District) review summaries:
bono-ONE's
Well it's on to review #3 for the day and what is there to slip into the player but this nice 2 on 1 series from Red Light. I see my onscreen wife makes an appearance along with the gorgeous blond Holly Wellin who impressed at the Evil Angel booth this year and also Isabel Ice who made many friends I'm sure at Platinum's booth. Well they are here for this bit of anal and pussy loving along with Alex Divine and Jasmine Byrne so I say let's jump right in. Holly Wellin: We get going with some great shots of Holly crawling on a bed towards the camera, here tits already spilling out of her outfit. Holly also shows off her other areas of interest namely her bootie and some fingers make their way into both holes. You get lots of images of Holly here doing some fine boob caressing, some pussy play and this all serves to set us up for one good scene I hope. Holly is then interviewed briefly and we see those boobs come out to play again and some nice squeezing is done to those melons. [read the full review]
review from 1/26/2005:
Well it's on to review #3 for the day and what is there to slip into the player but this nice 2 on 1 series from Red Light. I see my onscreen wife makes an appearance along with the gorgeous blond Holly Wellin who impressed at the Evil Angel booth this year and also Isabel Ice who made many friends I'm sure at Platinum's booth. Well they are here for this bit of anal and pussy loving along with Alex Divine and Jasmine Byrne so I say let's jump right in. Holly Wellin: We get going with some great shots of Holly crawling on a bed towards the camera, here tits already spilling out of her outfit. Holly also shows off her other areas of interest namely her bootie and some fingers make their way into both holes. You get lots of images of Holly here doing some fine boob caressing, some pussy play and this all serves to set us up for one good scene I hope. Holly is then interviewed briefly and we see those boobs come out to play again and some nice squeezing is done to those melons. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mike John, Brian Pumper, Billy Banks, Talon, Kayla Marie, Luci Thai, Melissa Lauren, Ashley Haze, Patricia Petite, Tim Von Swine, Tee Reel
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 4/6/2004
Teenage Spermaholics (Red Light District) review summaries:
DreamWeaver's
DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Red Light District Teenage Spermaholics General Summary Theme All sex theme with internals and cum swallowing. Expectations If Teenage Spermaholics is anything like Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed 2, I'll be expecting well captured scenes, a strong female line-up and plenty of energized sex scene with cum swallowing. General Impression A good DVD and an easy recommendation, especially for fans of Melissa Lauren. [read the full review]
review from 5/31/2004:
DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Red Light District Teenage Spermaholics General Summary Theme All sex theme with internals and cum swallowing. Expectations If Teenage Spermaholics is anything like Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed 2, I'll be expecting well captured scenes, a strong female line-up and plenty of energized sex scene with cum swallowing. General Impression A good DVD and an easy recommendation, especially for fans of Melissa Lauren. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Well this title should get a rise out of a lot of you as it combines two essential elements of the porn periodic table!! You have a bevy of young or "teen" girls who suck'n'fuck leading to swallowed or facial pops, what's not to like! There are some real lookers here led by our covergirl Melissa Lauren so sit back find your favorite teen and get busy! Luci Thai: You get a bit of a set up to her scene but nothing earth shattering,lol. Luci comes on wearing jeans and a pink shirt which accentuates the bodacious ta ta's underneath! The screen then changes to Luci being surrounded by five cocks and from a perfect overhead shot we see her perform beautiful fellatio. Lots of eye contact, gagging, and some good tongue work. The boys don't forget her other holes and we watch Luci get drilled in several hot positions led by RC, Cowgirl, Spoon, and it's while in spoon the anal loving starts. Her ass is also tested in Cowgirl plus she's dp'd and Luci is turned around to RC where another dp is lensed. [read the full review]
review from 5/26/2004:
Well this title should get a rise out of a lot of you as it combines two essential elements of the porn periodic table!! You have a bevy of young or "teen" girls who suck'n'fuck leading to swallowed or facial pops, what's not to like! There are some real lookers here led by our covergirl Melissa Lauren so sit back find your favorite teen and get busy! Luci Thai: You get a bit of a set up to her scene but nothing earth shattering,lol. Luci comes on wearing jeans and a pink shirt which accentuates the bodacious ta ta's underneath! The screen then changes to Luci being surrounded by five cocks and from a perfect overhead shot we see her perform beautiful fellatio. Lots of eye contact, gagging, and some good tongue work. The boys don't forget her other holes and we watch Luci get drilled in several hot positions led by RC, Cowgirl, Spoon, and it's while in spoon the anal loving starts. Her ass is also tested in Cowgirl plus she's dp'd and Luci is turned around to RC where another dp is lensed. [read the full review]
