Reviews of Chandler Movies (56 - page 2)
Devil's Blackjack review summaries:
Diville's
Starring: Devon, Raylene, Melody Love, Cricket, Bobby Vitale, Eric Price, Ian Daniels, Tony Tedeschi Directed By: Mark Stone Devil's Blackjack, like lots of other porn, isn't really a movie. It's an excuse to watch lots of people doing it. Of course, this isn't a complaint so much as it is an observation--an observation particularly important to note since most people expect more from a Vivid production. I, however, feel the typical Vivid self indulgences get in the way of what I really want. In that respect, Devil's Blackjack starts off in the right direction. Here, we look in on purgatory's game show in which recently departed souls play a quick game of chance to determine if they go to Hell or porn nirvana. The game, of course, is blackjack and Bobby Vitale is our excitable host. The Vanna White to his Pat Sajak is the overwhelmingly cute Devon, who not only deals the cards, but is also the grand prize on more than one occasion. [read the full review]
review from 12/4/2000:
Starring: Devon, Raylene, Melody Love, Cricket, Bobby Vitale, Eric Price, Ian Daniels, Tony Tedeschi Directed By: Mark Stone Devil's Blackjack, like lots of other porn, isn't really a movie. It's an excuse to watch lots of people doing it. Of course, this isn't a complaint so much as it is an observation--an observation particularly important to note since most people expect more from a Vivid production. I, however, feel the typical Vivid self indulgences get in the way of what I really want. In that respect, Devil's Blackjack starts off in the right direction. Here, we look in on purgatory's game show in which recently departed souls play a quick game of chance to determine if they go to Hell or porn nirvana. The game, of course, is blackjack and Bobby Vitale is our excitable host. The Vanna White to his Pat Sajak is the overwhelmingly cute Devon, who not only deals the cards, but is also the grand prize on more than one occasion. [read the full review]
Leather Bound Dykes From Hell 14 review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 58 min. Production Date: 4 / 5 / 1999 Director: Ernest Greene Cast: Inari Vachs, Ava Vincent (listed here as Jewel Valmont), Brittany Andrews, Chandler, Cleo, Kitty, and Patricia Kennedy The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent seen anything from this series, but the cast here gives me a lot of hope! Initial Reaction: Its one of the best bondage movies Ive seen! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting all girl bondage action where you can tell that the cast is into it Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting derogatory bondage action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and nicely balanced. Theres a few very minor background noises, but theyre barely even audible. The audio is clear, but often just a little low. The video is nicely lit, but theres a little bit of grain. Although this is all far from perfect, for a bondage feature it really looks and sounds great! Music: Surprisingly, theres music for this feature. [read the full review]
review from 6/6/2004:
The Little Details Running Time: 58 min. Production Date: 4 / 5 / 1999 Director: Ernest Greene Cast: Inari Vachs, Ava Vincent (listed here as Jewel Valmont), Brittany Andrews, Chandler, Cleo, Kitty, and Patricia Kennedy The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent seen anything from this series, but the cast here gives me a lot of hope! Initial Reaction: Its one of the best bondage movies Ive seen! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting all girl bondage action where you can tell that the cast is into it Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting derogatory bondage action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and nicely balanced. Theres a few very minor background noises, but theyre barely even audible. The audio is clear, but often just a little low. The video is nicely lit, but theres a little bit of grain. Although this is all far from perfect, for a bondage feature it really looks and sounds great! Music: Surprisingly, theres music for this feature. [read the full review]
(3.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Steve Hatcher, Julian, Kyle Stone, Kylie Ireland, Christi Lake, Chloe, Chris Cannon, Tyce Bune, Chandler, Heaven Leigh, Shelbee Myne
Studio: VCA
Release date: 4/24/2000
Peepers (VCA) review summaries:
Rieekan's
* DIRECTOR: Wesley Emerson. * DURATION: »105mins. * STARRING: Chandler, Chloe, Christi Lake, Heaven Leigh, Kelsey Hart, Kylie Ireland & Shelbee Myne. Ok, theres not a whole lot going on in Peepers. Fortunately, this title has been reviewed well by others, so I can be slack and just cover the main details. With Kylie Ireland and Julian leading the cast, youve got potential for a pretty good sex flick by all accounts. The former sports red hair, nicely installed bolt-ons and a killer girl-next-door charm. The latter is a rarity in porn a guy who doesnt incite you to lose your lunch. Not much can be said of the plot its fairly hammy, boring, etc. Duration was good, clocking in at over the 100 minute mark with a total of 7 sex scenes. Extras were on the light side but A/V quality was surprisingly good. Onto the sex. Things get started with another cute redhead, Heaven Leigh, taking on god-awful-ugly Steve Hatcher. It should be noted that Heavens pussy was indeed just that. [read the full review]
review from 4/12/2002:
* DIRECTOR: Wesley Emerson. * DURATION: »105mins. * STARRING: Chandler, Chloe, Christi Lake, Heaven Leigh, Kelsey Hart, Kylie Ireland & Shelbee Myne. Ok, theres not a whole lot going on in Peepers. Fortunately, this title has been reviewed well by others, so I can be slack and just cover the main details. With Kylie Ireland and Julian leading the cast, youve got potential for a pretty good sex flick by all accounts. The former sports red hair, nicely installed bolt-ons and a killer girl-next-door charm. The latter is a rarity in porn a guy who doesnt incite you to lose your lunch. Not much can be said of the plot its fairly hammy, boring, etc. Duration was good, clocking in at over the 100 minute mark with a total of 7 sex scenes. Extras were on the light side but A/V quality was surprisingly good. Onto the sex. Things get started with another cute redhead, Heaven Leigh, taking on god-awful-ugly Steve Hatcher. It should be noted that Heavens pussy was indeed just that. [read the full review]
Darkmage's
The Plot: We begin with Kylie Ireland watching a couple have sex through some very sophisticated surveillance equipment. It's amazing how it can get crisp video images through the wall without any hole for the camera... Anyhow, J. T. (Julian) follows our first Pornstress Pounding Pal to his office, and informs him that he knows all about his affair with the wife of a mob boss back east, and that the hit crew is on the way. After shooting the three tough guys (who look like Grateful Dead roadies) off camera, he turns over his private detective license to the police while the investigation takes place. Desperate for work, he takes a job doing "matrimonial work" and goes home to his fiancée. She doesn't believe his weird stories about life as a PI, and he goes to check on the "matrimonial work". After waiting for the new boss to finish with two blondes, Julian is assigned to follow the mistresses and record any other sex they may be having. Well, Kylie is busy getting the anal sex from somewhere else, and Julian's fiancée hires her to follow him while he follows them. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2000:
The Plot: We begin with Kylie Ireland watching a couple have sex through some very sophisticated surveillance equipment. It's amazing how it can get crisp video images through the wall without any hole for the camera... Anyhow, J. T. (Julian) follows our first Pornstress Pounding Pal to his office, and informs him that he knows all about his affair with the wife of a mob boss back east, and that the hit crew is on the way. After shooting the three tough guys (who look like Grateful Dead roadies) off camera, he turns over his private detective license to the police while the investigation takes place. Desperate for work, he takes a job doing "matrimonial work" and goes home to his fiancée. She doesn't believe his weird stories about life as a PI, and he goes to check on the "matrimonial work". After waiting for the new boss to finish with two blondes, Julian is assigned to follow the mistresses and record any other sex they may be having. Well, Kylie is busy getting the anal sex from somewhere else, and Julian's fiancée hires her to follow him while he follows them. [read the full review]
aurora's
Some funny stuff here. Julian's a private dick the investigator kind but he just loves saying private dick. He may have of one of corniest parts ever in porn. No wait that's a tough superlative to achieve. Let's leave the plot out of this. You wont be buying Peepers for the plot even though youll roll on the floor laughing at some of the dialog.To the sex, my friends, cause thats why were here. Here you have two of the most attractive people in porn on the cover, but you dont get to watch them get it on until the very end. Sorry to kill the suspense, folks. Julians first fuck is pretty much a dog. Shes got a hot bod, but they should pan away from the face more. Pretty good sex here nothing spectacular. I forget whats next cause Im already remembering the kick ass lez scene with Chloe and some other chick. Chloe is downright ferocious and a master of all toys. So these two are fucking each other with tongues, toys, anal beads and anything else you can think of, while Julians up on the hill taking pictures of them. Private dick stuff, you know. This scene is so damn hot. [read the full review]
review from 1/30/2000:
Some funny stuff here. Julian's a private dick the investigator kind but he just loves saying private dick. He may have of one of corniest parts ever in porn. No wait that's a tough superlative to achieve. Let's leave the plot out of this. You wont be buying Peepers for the plot even though youll roll on the floor laughing at some of the dialog.To the sex, my friends, cause thats why were here. Here you have two of the most attractive people in porn on the cover, but you dont get to watch them get it on until the very end. Sorry to kill the suspense, folks. Julians first fuck is pretty much a dog. Shes got a hot bod, but they should pan away from the face more. Pretty good sex here nothing spectacular. I forget whats next cause Im already remembering the kick ass lez scene with Chloe and some other chick. Chloe is downright ferocious and a master of all toys. So these two are fucking each other with tongues, toys, anal beads and anything else you can think of, while Julians up on the hill taking pictures of them. Private dick stuff, you know. This scene is so damn hot. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Jill Kelly, Felecia, Tiffany Mynx, Julie Meadows, Shayla LaVeaux, Daisy Chain, Chaz Vincent, Tabitha Stevens, Chandler, Chennin Blanc, Charmane, Renee LaRue, Maya Divine, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
Perfect Smiles review summaries:
BIGmike's
VCA Platinum Plus Presents A Jim Holliday Perfect Pucker feature This DVD opens right up with Barett Moore, a pretty good-looking blonde, giving Evan Stone a bj as they lie on a bed. He gives her a brief amount of oral, then goes on to fuck her ass, cumming on her inflated chest to end a pretty good, though brief, intro, followed by the opening credits rolling Jim Holliday's Perfect Smiles Starring Jill Kelly, Shayla LaVeaux, Sydnee Steele, Tabitha Stevens, Tiffany Mynx, Felecia, Renee LaRue, Barett Moore, Shelbee Myne, Chandler, Charmane, Daisy Chain, Kelsey Heart, Julie Meadows, Chaz Vincent, Maya Devine, Chennin Blanc, and Deven Davis. With Devin Wolf, Julian, Pat Myne Robert Martins, Root Loggins, Clay Hyde, Ron Jeremy, and Evan Stone Written and Directed by Jim Holliday Wink Eubanks [Evan Stone] opens the DVD up to the rest of the scenes, which take place during a beauty pageant and all of the goings on to win the Miss (W)hole Package title. [read the full review]
review from 12/19/2001:
VCA Platinum Plus Presents A Jim Holliday Perfect Pucker feature This DVD opens right up with Barett Moore, a pretty good-looking blonde, giving Evan Stone a bj as they lie on a bed. He gives her a brief amount of oral, then goes on to fuck her ass, cumming on her inflated chest to end a pretty good, though brief, intro, followed by the opening credits rolling Jim Holliday's Perfect Smiles Starring Jill Kelly, Shayla LaVeaux, Sydnee Steele, Tabitha Stevens, Tiffany Mynx, Felecia, Renee LaRue, Barett Moore, Shelbee Myne, Chandler, Charmane, Daisy Chain, Kelsey Heart, Julie Meadows, Chaz Vincent, Maya Devine, Chennin Blanc, and Deven Davis. With Devin Wolf, Julian, Pat Myne Robert Martins, Root Loggins, Clay Hyde, Ron Jeremy, and Evan Stone Written and Directed by Jim Holliday Wink Eubanks [Evan Stone] opens the DVD up to the rest of the scenes, which take place during a beauty pageant and all of the goings on to win the Miss (W)hole Package title. [read the full review]
Principal Skinner's
Porn Historian Jim Holliday attaches his name to yet another all-star, wall-to-wall sex release from VCA in the heavily-promoted "Perfect Smiles" DVD. When it comes to his videos, you definitely get your bang for the buck with a roster of current adult superstars and quality production. This DVD is loaded with supplementary material including a "Behind The Scenes" featurette, interviews, and other extras, all of which are a nice and thoughtful touch. Featuring top talent like Tiffany Mynx, Jill Kelly, Shayla LaVeux, Felicia and many up and comers, there is no doubt that Jim Holliday and VCA do not cheat on giving the consumer what they want on a little silver platter. However, as the old adage goes, quantity does not mean quality. The problem with this feature is that Jim Holliday directs it with almost no imagination whatsoever. The sex scenes are straightforward, well-shot and well-composed, but boring. [read the full review]
review from 4/13/2000:
Porn Historian Jim Holliday attaches his name to yet another all-star, wall-to-wall sex release from VCA in the heavily-promoted "Perfect Smiles" DVD. When it comes to his videos, you definitely get your bang for the buck with a roster of current adult superstars and quality production. This DVD is loaded with supplementary material including a "Behind The Scenes" featurette, interviews, and other extras, all of which are a nice and thoughtful touch. Featuring top talent like Tiffany Mynx, Jill Kelly, Shayla LaVeux, Felicia and many up and comers, there is no doubt that Jim Holliday and VCA do not cheat on giving the consumer what they want on a little silver platter. However, as the old adage goes, quantity does not mean quality. The problem with this feature is that Jim Holliday directs it with almost no imagination whatsoever. The sex scenes are straightforward, well-shot and well-composed, but boring. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Jessica Jewel, Azlea, Livia, Chandler, Sabrina Johnson
Studio: Metro
Release date: 4/24/2000
Slurpee Sluts Suck Deez Nuts review summaries:
rizknox's
This disc has some sexy sluts giving some serious slurpees. The stand-out babe of the disc is AZLEA, who looks fire hot as she slurps and bobs on a lucky goo stick. She has a super sexy face and of course it looks even sexier with a cock inside it. We watch her work her head-bobbing magic by a nice pool with built in waterfall. She eats that meat from all angels and seduces you with her sexy eyes as she stares into the camera. Very sexy!! She smiles in enjoyment as she gets a titty-fuck inbetween her fantastic breasts. She even jerks this cock off with her sexy toes until Mr.Stud is ready to shoot his goo. He pops his wad all over her sexy feet and she finishes by licking the cum off the side of her foot. Nice Touch!!! We also get to watch a sexy reddish-brunette eat a big sucker! And she does a great job filling her mouth up as best she can. Lots of sucking, jerking, and ball licking ensues from various angles. She gets her pussy played with a bit before it gets stuffed with this big cock. [read the full review]
review from 12/4/2001:
This disc has some sexy sluts giving some serious slurpees. The stand-out babe of the disc is AZLEA, who looks fire hot as she slurps and bobs on a lucky goo stick. She has a super sexy face and of course it looks even sexier with a cock inside it. We watch her work her head-bobbing magic by a nice pool with built in waterfall. She eats that meat from all angels and seduces you with her sexy eyes as she stares into the camera. Very sexy!! She smiles in enjoyment as she gets a titty-fuck inbetween her fantastic breasts. She even jerks this cock off with her sexy toes until Mr.Stud is ready to shoot his goo. He pops his wad all over her sexy feet and she finishes by licking the cum off the side of her foot. Nice Touch!!! We also get to watch a sexy reddish-brunette eat a big sucker! And she does a great job filling her mouth up as best she can. Lots of sucking, jerking, and ball licking ensues from various angles. She gets her pussy played with a bit before it gets stuffed with this big cock. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Julian, Mila, Nico Treasures, Rick Masters, Lauren Montgomery, Chandler, Buck Adams, Lil' Bit, Lyndsey Allen, Christian Steele, Kieth
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Release date: 4/24/2000
Sodomania 19: Sweet Cream review summaries:
BIGmike's
Elegant Angel Presents A Patrick Collins Production Starring, in order of appearance, Nico Treasures, Lauren Montgomery, Mila, Lyndsey Allen, Chandler, and Lil' Bit with Julian St. Jox, Keith, Rick Masters, Christian Steele, and Buck Adams. Produced & Directed by Patrick Collins This DVD contains a series of five unrelated vignettes, with the intro and outro hosted by Brockton O'toole. "Picture Perfect" with Nico Treasures and Julian St. Jox Nico, a pretty good-looking blonde, plays a shy wife who wants some erotic photos for her husband. Julian plays the photographer, having her strip in his office, and taking some pictures of her, after she changes into something sexier. He has do lots of poses, each one gets sexier, and then he suggests that she shaves her pussy, so she does, with some help from him. She uses a vibrator on herself, and the oral starts soon after, with him going down on her, fingering her, then moving onto the fucking. She gives him a bj and rims him, more vaginal follows, after they move through a few weird positions. [read the full review]
review from 2/11/2001:
Elegant Angel Presents A Patrick Collins Production Starring, in order of appearance, Nico Treasures, Lauren Montgomery, Mila, Lyndsey Allen, Chandler, and Lil' Bit with Julian St. Jox, Keith, Rick Masters, Christian Steele, and Buck Adams. Produced & Directed by Patrick Collins This DVD contains a series of five unrelated vignettes, with the intro and outro hosted by Brockton O'toole. "Picture Perfect" with Nico Treasures and Julian St. Jox Nico, a pretty good-looking blonde, plays a shy wife who wants some erotic photos for her husband. Julian plays the photographer, having her strip in his office, and taking some pictures of her, after she changes into something sexier. He has do lots of poses, each one gets sexier, and then he suggests that she shaves her pussy, so she does, with some help from him. She uses a vibrator on herself, and the oral starts soon after, with him going down on her, fingering her, then moving onto the fucking. She gives him a bj and rims him, more vaginal follows, after they move through a few weird positions. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Jasmin St. Claire, Ruby, Kyle Stone, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Tony Tedeschi, Nina Hartley, Chandler, Tristan Taormino, Nacho Vidal, Ava Vincent, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano, Ernest Greene
Release date: 2/23/1999
Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex For Women review summaries:
All reviews of Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex For Women
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 195 min. Production Date: 6 / 1 / 1999 Director: John Stagiano, Tristan Taormino, and Ernest Greene Cast: Ava Vincent, Chloe, Inari Vachs, Jazmine, Nina Hartley, Ruby, Sydnee Steele, Chandler, Jasmin St. Claire, Tristan Taormino, Kyle Stone, Tony Tedeschi, and Nacho Vidal The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard of nothing but fantastic things about this release. Im going in with very high expectations! Initial Reaction: Its not quite what I expected, with a few nice ideas and a few things that stick out as being fairly weak for Evil Angel. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a lot of sex with a little instruction Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a little sex with a lot of instruction The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects very well might be the worst Ive seen and heard in an Evil Angel release. The audio is pretty well balanced, but there are quite a few background noises. The video is the main weak point to the movie. [read the full review]
review from 9/29/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 195 min. Production Date: 6 / 1 / 1999 Director: John Stagiano, Tristan Taormino, and Ernest Greene Cast: Ava Vincent, Chloe, Inari Vachs, Jazmine, Nina Hartley, Ruby, Sydnee Steele, Chandler, Jasmin St. Claire, Tristan Taormino, Kyle Stone, Tony Tedeschi, and Nacho Vidal The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard of nothing but fantastic things about this release. Im going in with very high expectations! Initial Reaction: Its not quite what I expected, with a few nice ideas and a few things that stick out as being fairly weak for Evil Angel. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a lot of sex with a little instruction Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a little sex with a lot of instruction The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects very well might be the worst Ive seen and heard in an Evil Angel release. The audio is pretty well balanced, but there are quite a few background noises. The video is the main weak point to the movie. [read the full review]
VictoriO's
Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex For Women Year: 1999 Starring: Jazmine, Nina Hartley, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Sydnee Steele, Chandler, Ruby Cheeks, Ava Vincent, Tristan Taormino, Tony Tedeschi, John 'Buttman' Stagliano, Kyle Stone, Nacho Vidal, Ernest Greene Special Features: Behind The Scenes Footage, Bloopers, Cast Bios, Chapters (??) Company: Evil Angel -Actually, I don't own this DVD. I rented it & it looks nice. The DVD could have been better, as well as some of the film. This film is more like a how-to-do/instructional film instead of a typical XXX film. However, this does have some nice butt-sex, assplay and such. On another token, I think it could have been better as far as the female stars (personally, I do not like Nina Hartley). Some of these females could have been replaced with other hot females. Period. I do like it, but it is filled with a few flaws (bad picture & audio quality, some unattractive females & not enough work on the DVD). [read the full review]
review from 11/1/2001:
Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex For Women Year: 1999 Starring: Jazmine, Nina Hartley, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Sydnee Steele, Chandler, Ruby Cheeks, Ava Vincent, Tristan Taormino, Tony Tedeschi, John 'Buttman' Stagliano, Kyle Stone, Nacho Vidal, Ernest Greene Special Features: Behind The Scenes Footage, Bloopers, Cast Bios, Chapters (??) Company: Evil Angel -Actually, I don't own this DVD. I rented it & it looks nice. The DVD could have been better, as well as some of the film. This film is more like a how-to-do/instructional film instead of a typical XXX film. However, this does have some nice butt-sex, assplay and such. On another token, I think it could have been better as far as the female stars (personally, I do not like Nina Hartley). Some of these females could have been replaced with other hot females. Period. I do like it, but it is filled with a few flaws (bad picture & audio quality, some unattractive females & not enough work on the DVD). [read the full review]
Kate's
Breathing, relaxation, enemas, toys the keys to good anal sex. Laughter, natural bodies, orgasms, candid footage the keys to a good porno. The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women holds all the keys. From the group lessons in the living room where Nina Hartley plays anatomy model to the Inari, Tony Tedeschi, Jewel Valmont threesome upstairs to Chloes orgasm in Kyles arms in the bathroom, this is truly a fun house where Tristan accomplishes both of her goals: education and inspiration. After watching the guide I wanted to run right out, get me some toys, and well, practice.Thats not to say that it is a perfect DVD. There is repeat footage both in the movie itself and in the behind the scenes. The poor audio sometimes makes it difficult to hear some of the side remarks, the ones you most want to hear. The camerawork could have been better the video quality is average porno. But none of these technical flaws detract from the pleasure of watching this DVD.The film opens with Tristan, author of the corresponding book, pitching her video concept to Mr Buttman, John Stagliano. [read the full review]
review from 4/13/2000:
Breathing, relaxation, enemas, toys the keys to good anal sex. Laughter, natural bodies, orgasms, candid footage the keys to a good porno. The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women holds all the keys. From the group lessons in the living room where Nina Hartley plays anatomy model to the Inari, Tony Tedeschi, Jewel Valmont threesome upstairs to Chloes orgasm in Kyles arms in the bathroom, this is truly a fun house where Tristan accomplishes both of her goals: education and inspiration. After watching the guide I wanted to run right out, get me some toys, and well, practice.Thats not to say that it is a perfect DVD. There is repeat footage both in the movie itself and in the behind the scenes. The poor audio sometimes makes it difficult to hear some of the side remarks, the ones you most want to hear. The camerawork could have been better the video quality is average porno. But none of these technical flaws detract from the pleasure of watching this DVD.The film opens with Tristan, author of the corresponding book, pitching her video concept to Mr Buttman, John Stagliano. [read the full review]