Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex For Women Review

Reviewed by Kate  on  4/13/2000

Breathing, relaxation, enemas, toys… the keys to good anal sex. Laughter, natural bodies, orgasms, candid footage… the keys to a good porno. The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women holds all the keys. From the group lessons in the living room where Nina Hartley plays anatomy model to the Inari, Tony Tedeschi, Jewel Valmont threesome upstairs to Chloe’s orgasm in Kyle’s arms in the bathroom, this is truly a fun house where Tristan accomplishes both of her goals: education and inspiration. After watching the guide I wanted to run right out, get me some toys, and well, ‘practice’.

That’s not to say that it is a perfect DVD. There is repeat footage both in the movie itself and in the behind the scenes. The poor audio sometimes makes it difficult to hear some of the side remarks, the ones you most want to hear. The camerawork could have been better – the video quality is average porno. But none of these technical flaws detract from the pleasure of watching this DVD.

The film opens with Tristan, author of the corresponding book, pitching her video concept to Mr Buttman, John Stagliano. The success of the pitch depends on Tristan sliding something sizeable into butt-virgin Ruby’s ass. Tristan, of course, carries around a briefcase full of toys so she’s prepared for situations like this. As Tristan stimulates Ruby with a little oral action her lipstick gets all over Ruby. Needless to say, Ruby’s virgin butt is penetrated. Let’s move on because this scene is the weakest one in the movie – very awkward next to the homey feel of the rest of the movie (even more awkward than watching Chloe get an enema.)

Thank you Evil Angel, for the who’s who as the movie opens and we enter the fun house (Buttman’s house.) A great cast lounges before teacher Tristan including many of my favorites: Kyle Stone, Chloe, Inari, Tony Tedeschi, Jewel Valmont (a new favorite after this movie.) They all chat about anal sex for a while – a room full of experts. And then we head out to the porch where Jazmine and her man, Nacho perform the first demonstration. They both look great with their dark skin and hard bodies. But Nacho wasn’t really a good choice for a movie dedicated to pleasing women. Tristan is trying to talk to them, ask questions. Jasmine seems uncomfortable with taking Nacho’s monster into her butt. And all he can do is grab at Jasmine and try to get her clothes off. Tristan reminds him how important it is to stimulate a woman before shoving anything in her ass… and off they go. The toy highlight from this scene is the clear butt plug which provides a butthole view without the usual sore red ring that accompanies anal gapes.

In between sex scenes you get more anatomy lesson and candid footage. Nina Hartley is really great – a perfect anatomy model and commentator. She lets everyone know just how good Jewel and Inari are at stimulating her clit. You also get schooled on the infamous enema. You get to watch Chloe prepare for her anal scene. They describe in detail the process, while gracefully avoiding any of the mess. Don’t let this scare you off. It’s really no big deal.

Kyle Stone and Chloe have a great scene in the bathroom. As with all scenes they talk with Tristan in the midst of some foreplay. Kyle’s respect for Chloe is obvious and one of the reasons why he is such an enjoyable performer to watch. Chloe has in incredible anal orgasm – incredible even for Chloe. She falls back into Kyle and he holds her suspended in the air. The scene actually breaks when she cums and then resumes for Kyle to cum. I’ll say it again, the focus on the female orgasm is what makes this movie unique and wonderful.

Next up are Chandler and Syndee Steel. Syndee has the only bad boob job in the movie, which really sucks ‘cause she has a great muscular body. They take turns pleasing each other with Tristan there to instruct. Both women were wearing too much make-up for my tastes. But they have a great rapport, which I consider the main factor in a good scene.

Let’s go upstairs and check out the most fun scene – the threesome with Tony, Inari and Jewel. I have to admit that liking Jewel surprised the hell out of me. She seemed like a bimbo at first, but she absolutely rocked. All three acted like kids playing anal. Buttman and Tristan both comment throughout and help with the lube supply. Often threesomes bother me ‘cause someone appears left out. That was definitely not the case here. All had fun. All came, Tony with the added fun of shooting on Inari’s ass which then dripped into Jewel’s mouth.

The finale is a grand orgy scripted by Tristan, the center of sexual attention. Tristan is cute and very non-porno looking. This is another all-around fun scene – an anal prodding party. And the perfect end to the movie. After you can watch more behind the scenes, some is repeat footage, some is unseen. There are also text only bios of Tristan and John Stagliano. The menus are easy to use. There is nothing special about the DVD itself except that the video is two cassettes and the DVD can hold it all.

If it’s not obvious yet, I highly recommend this movie. This is a great way to get your woman to open the back door. Now I’d like to see (or perhaps make) The Ultimate Guide to the Female Orgasm.