Reviews of Ultimate Movies by Thomas Paine (4)
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Asia Carrera, John Decker, Michael J. Cox, Jeanna Fine, Steve Hatcher, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Christi Lake, Chloe, Juli Ashton, Johnni Black, Shayla LaVeaux, Ruby Richards, Epiphany, Rebecca Lord, Nina Hartley, Heaven Leigh, Claudio, Nikki Lee, Gigi, Lady Olivia Outre
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Release date: 10/3/2001
Corporate Assets 2 (Ultimate) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 95 min. Production Date: 3 / 24 / 1997 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Asia Carrera, Heaven Lee, Chloe, Jeanna Fine, Johnni Black, Juli Ashton, Nina Hartley, Rebecca Lord, Shayla LaVeaux, Alex Sanders, John Decker, Mark Davis, Michael J. Cox, and Steve Hatcher in sexual roles and Christi Lake in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: Thomas Paine has rarely impressed me. Although this one has a great female cast I cant get my expectations up too high. Initial Reaction: Although it flounders a little in places, its one of the best Ive seen from Thomas Paine. Who Should Watch It : Couples Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a heavy plot, nastier sex, or a movie about business Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and nicely balanced, although there is a little bit of dubbing. The video shows a bit of the features age. It has some grain, and looks almost as if the feature were shot on film. Its nicely lit, and even varies the lighting at times to help with the mood. [read the full review]
review from 10/11/2003:
Running Time: 95 min. Production Date: 3 / 24 / 1997 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Asia Carrera, Heaven Lee, Chloe, Jeanna Fine, Johnni Black, Juli Ashton, Nina Hartley, Rebecca Lord, Shayla LaVeaux, Alex Sanders, John Decker, Mark Davis, Michael J. Cox, and Steve Hatcher in sexual roles and Christi Lake in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: Thomas Paine has rarely impressed me. Although this one has a great female cast I cant get my expectations up too high. Initial Reaction: Although it flounders a little in places, its one of the best Ive seen from Thomas Paine. Who Should Watch It : Couples Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a heavy plot, nastier sex, or a movie about business Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and nicely balanced, although there is a little bit of dubbing. The video shows a bit of the features age. It has some grain, and looks almost as if the feature were shot on film. Its nicely lit, and even varies the lighting at times to help with the mood. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Shawna Edwards, Aja, John Decker, Michael J. Cox
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Release date: 5/18/2000
My 2nd Love review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 8 / 97 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Shawna Edwards, Michael J. Cox, Asia Carrera, Aja, and John Decker Extras: NONE! Don't even get me started. Audio Quality: Average to poor. There were a few spots when the music was really overpowering, and quite a few spots where I had trouble understanding what was being said. Video Quality: Average. There was a few spots with grainy picture. Music: Normal clichéd porn music. It's a little overpowering at times. Initial Expectations: I think Asia is one of the most talented and best looking actresses out there. I'm also liking what I've seen of Aja. Although I'm not expecting much of a DVD as a whole, I'm expecting a better than average movie with some really good sex. Initial Reaction: Extreme disappointment. Asia and Aja are barely in the movie. [read the full review]
review from 10/11/2000:
Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 8 / 97 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Shawna Edwards, Michael J. Cox, Asia Carrera, Aja, and John Decker Extras: NONE! Don't even get me started. Audio Quality: Average to poor. There were a few spots when the music was really overpowering, and quite a few spots where I had trouble understanding what was being said. Video Quality: Average. There was a few spots with grainy picture. Music: Normal clichéd porn music. It's a little overpowering at times. Initial Expectations: I think Asia is one of the most talented and best looking actresses out there. I'm also liking what I've seen of Aja. Although I'm not expecting much of a DVD as a whole, I'm expecting a better than average movie with some really good sex. Initial Reaction: Extreme disappointment. Asia and Aja are barely in the movie. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Billy Glide, Steve Hatcher, Stacy Valentine, Mark Davis, Johnni Black, Timber, Shawn Ricks, Jon Decker
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Release date: 5/4/2000
Thrust (Ultimate) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: June 1997 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Stacy Valentine, Johnni Black, Timber, Mark Davis, Jon Decker, Steve Hatcher, Shawn Ricks, and Billy Glide Initial Expectations: Ive heard fairly bad things about this, both from other reviewers and others whos opinion I value. I enjoy both Stacy and Johnni so Im hoping it isnt as bad as Ive heard. Initial Reaction: It isnt horrible, but it isnt too great either. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally balanced fairly well but there are a few parts that are very unbalanced. Theres a slight grain to most of the video, but the bad lighting is the main problem. Music: The music is the normal cheesy porno music and slightly overpowers the rest of the movie. Review: Thrust revolves around the first female bomber pilot in the Air Force (Johnni Black) whos facing a court martial because Stacy Valentine finds out that Johnni was having an affair with her husband (Mark Davis). [read the full review]
review from 3/5/2001:
Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: June 1997 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Stacy Valentine, Johnni Black, Timber, Mark Davis, Jon Decker, Steve Hatcher, Shawn Ricks, and Billy Glide Initial Expectations: Ive heard fairly bad things about this, both from other reviewers and others whos opinion I value. I enjoy both Stacy and Johnni so Im hoping it isnt as bad as Ive heard. Initial Reaction: It isnt horrible, but it isnt too great either. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally balanced fairly well but there are a few parts that are very unbalanced. Theres a slight grain to most of the video, but the bad lighting is the main problem. Music: The music is the normal cheesy porno music and slightly overpowers the rest of the movie. Review: Thrust revolves around the first female bomber pilot in the Air Force (Johnni Black) whos facing a court martial because Stacy Valentine finds out that Johnni was having an affair with her husband (Mark Davis). [read the full review]
Principal Skinner's
Who can resist Stacy Valentine? Blonde, dangerously curvy, fresh-faced and cute as hell, this babe is a wet dream (and well-fed) Barbie doll come to life, which is not unusual in porn, but Stacy definitely has a charm which will work on even the most ardent brunette fans (such as myself). Although when it comes to fair-haired girls, women like Ginger Lynn, Juli Ashton and Shayla LaVeux float my boat moreso than the common bleached blonde sex dolls, but Ms. Valentine is simply irresistable to me. She gives blowjobs with a rhythmic, sensuous passion and looks just plain sexy while getting fucked. Well, as it turns out, she is really the only redeeming feature in Adam & Eve's THRUST, yet another strictly plain vanilla, straightforward porn movie shot several years ago, which is only average at best. The plot (more like a theme, actually) involves sex within a military setting, so you get lines like "Drop your bombs all over my face..." which will have you rolling your eyes instead of indulging in other physical activities. [read the full review]
review from 9/7/2000:
Who can resist Stacy Valentine? Blonde, dangerously curvy, fresh-faced and cute as hell, this babe is a wet dream (and well-fed) Barbie doll come to life, which is not unusual in porn, but Stacy definitely has a charm which will work on even the most ardent brunette fans (such as myself). Although when it comes to fair-haired girls, women like Ginger Lynn, Juli Ashton and Shayla LaVeux float my boat moreso than the common bleached blonde sex dolls, but Ms. Valentine is simply irresistable to me. She gives blowjobs with a rhythmic, sensuous passion and looks just plain sexy while getting fucked. Well, as it turns out, she is really the only redeeming feature in Adam & Eve's THRUST, yet another strictly plain vanilla, straightforward porn movie shot several years ago, which is only average at best. The plot (more like a theme, actually) involves sex within a military setting, so you get lines like "Drop your bombs all over my face..." which will have you rolling your eyes instead of indulging in other physical activities. [read the full review]
(1.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Brick Majors, Billy Glide, Alec Metro, Shayla LaVeaux, Rick Masters, Laura Palmer, Valentino, Randee Lee, Buck Adams, John West, Carla Lott
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Release date: 4/24/2000
Heartfelt 2 (Ultimate) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: Dec. 1997 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, Shelbee Myne, Laura Palmer, Randee Lee, Natasha, Cara Lott, Alec Metro, Billy Glide, Brick Majors, Rick Masters, John West, Valentino, and Buck Adams Initial Expectations: I wasnt too impressed with the original, so Im not expecting much here either. Initial Reaction: *Yawn* Audio /Video Quality: The audio is fairly well balanced, but does have a few hollow spots. The video is pretty average, but does have a bit of grain. It also suffers very frequently from over lighting, which gives it a kind of unnatural yellow tint. Music: The music is pretty standard. The balance varies a little, but is normally very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. Theres a little bit that gets a little loud, but not much. Menus: The main menu is a simple plain screen that allows you to choose between the feature and the chapter menu. The chapter menu is pretty standard and only offers a small clip of the scene to let you choose. [read the full review]
review from 3/23/2002:
Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: Dec. 1997 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, Shelbee Myne, Laura Palmer, Randee Lee, Natasha, Cara Lott, Alec Metro, Billy Glide, Brick Majors, Rick Masters, John West, Valentino, and Buck Adams Initial Expectations: I wasnt too impressed with the original, so Im not expecting much here either. Initial Reaction: *Yawn* Audio /Video Quality: The audio is fairly well balanced, but does have a few hollow spots. The video is pretty average, but does have a bit of grain. It also suffers very frequently from over lighting, which gives it a kind of unnatural yellow tint. Music: The music is pretty standard. The balance varies a little, but is normally very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. Theres a little bit that gets a little loud, but not much. Menus: The main menu is a simple plain screen that allows you to choose between the feature and the chapter menu. The chapter menu is pretty standard and only offers a small clip of the scene to let you choose. [read the full review]
Principal Skinner's
Since I somehow managed to miss the first HEARTFELT video upon its initial release, I can't comment how this sequel compares with the original. However, after viewing this rather hackneyed release, I have to imagine that the first movie was a little better (or at least somewhat popular) or else we would never have seen the likes of HEARTFELT 2. Although Shayla LaVeaux is prominently featured on the cover, and looks as gorgeous as ever, Laura Palmer has the real leading role in the nearly non-existent story. Shayla does have two girl-guy scenes, neither of which are very memorable or ourstanding in any way. The remaining five scenes are unfortunately average, despite some enthusiastic performances who try to generate a little "heart" in this lifeless movie. From the opening scene of this movie, things start off with a bang...a gangbang, to be exact, with Cara Lott at the center of five guys desperately trying to vye for her attention as well as for her sexual orifices. Unfortunately, Ms. [read the full review]
review from 10/8/2000:
Since I somehow managed to miss the first HEARTFELT video upon its initial release, I can't comment how this sequel compares with the original. However, after viewing this rather hackneyed release, I have to imagine that the first movie was a little better (or at least somewhat popular) or else we would never have seen the likes of HEARTFELT 2. Although Shayla LaVeaux is prominently featured on the cover, and looks as gorgeous as ever, Laura Palmer has the real leading role in the nearly non-existent story. Shayla does have two girl-guy scenes, neither of which are very memorable or ourstanding in any way. The remaining five scenes are unfortunately average, despite some enthusiastic performances who try to generate a little "heart" in this lifeless movie. From the opening scene of this movie, things start off with a bang...a gangbang, to be exact, with Cara Lott at the center of five guys desperately trying to vye for her attention as well as for her sexual orifices. Unfortunately, Ms. [read the full review]