Heartfelt 2 (Ultimate) Review

Running Time: 78 min.

Production Date: Dec. 1997

Director: Thomas Paine

Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, Shelbee Myne, Laura Palmer, Randee Lee, Natasha, Cara Lott, Alec Metro, Billy Glide, Brick Majors, Rick Masters, John West, Valentino, and Buck Adams

Initial Expectations: I wasn’t too impressed with the original, so I’m not expecting much here either.

Initial Reaction: *Yawn*

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is fairly well balanced, but does have a few hollow spots. The video is pretty average, but does have a bit of grain. It also suffers very frequently from over lighting, which gives it a kind of unnatural yellow tint.

Music: The music is pretty standard. The balance varies a little, but is normally very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. There’s a little bit that gets a little loud, but not much.

Menus: The main menu is a simple plain screen that allows you to choose between the feature and the chapter menu. The chapter menu is pretty standard and only offers a small clip of the scene to let you choose.

The Feature: Sex shrink Laura Palmer, her husband Buck Adams, and her daughter Shayla LaVeaux are back, not that anybody really noticed they left. Last time everything was great for out happy little family, but hormones and pornos have a way of fixing that. When one of Laura’s old flings shows up, she starts to follow her hormones, which should be just fine since everybody else in the family is too. Don’t worry much about the plot here. Nobody really seems to care about it, so there’s no reason you should either.

After being bathed by a good looking brunette, Carla Lott takes on Valentino, Billy Glide, Brick Majors, and John West. I haven’t seen Carla before that I know of, but I’ve heard that she was fairly well known in the eighties. For her age, she doesn’t look too bad here, but her face does show a bit of age during the close-ups. Her implants are also very noticeable, and she seems to try to be a trash talker, although it doesn’t work too well. Like any other semi-respectable gangbang, you get to see the guys jerk off as well as watching Carla take care of them and get to listen to the guys joke around through the scene. Despite Carla’s narration to the scene, where she claims the guys all cum on her at once, the guys each take their turn giving Carla a decent facial. She takes it without fear, and even appears like she might swallow a little down. It’s an okay scene, but as a gangbang scene, this one seems extremely limited. Carla does a good job taking them on with her mouth and hands, but only uses one of her holes. A gangbang scene doesn’t require anal sex to really work, but it takes an extremely talented and horny woman to pull it off without any kind of circus tricks. Carla doesn’t seem to be into any of the circus tricks, outside of a gangbang, but doesn’t seem to have quite what it takes to make it work really well without it.

In what might be a new record in an adult film, Shayla LaVeaux and Rick Masters get together for a third time in the same storyline. Shayla starts things off with Rick’s cock in her mouth, sucking it vigorously as Rick eats her pussy. They give each other a quick warmup before they start fucking in a couple upright positions. They move on to the more standard doggie and cowgirl before moving off the bed so Rick can fuck Shayla from behind as she looks out the window at the beautiful day they’re fucking their way through. They finish things up with a little missionary work before Shayla take’s Rick’s guy goo on her stomach and chest. It’s a pretty good scene that works fairly well due to some of the different positions. The chemistry is pretty average here, but the energy level is well above that of an average scene.

Laura Palmer heads to bed with Alec Metro for a little dessert after a romantic dinner. She sucks his cock almost immediately, and puts some nice mouth movement into it as well as a little hand action. Alec returns the favor by giving Laura’s clit some nice action as she lies on the bed, and then eats her pussy a bit more when Laura presents herself to him for a little doggie fucking. She rolls over afterwards to let Alec fuck her missionary style, and takes Alec’s nut butter on her stomach to finish things off. It’s a pretty good scene that’s helped out a lot by Laura’s great enthusiasm throughout the scene.

Apparently trying to get into the porno Guinness book, Shayla and Rick go at it once again. This time they don’t really fool around with any kind of foreplay and get straight to the fucking. They start with a bit of reverse cowgirl and move on to spooning, doggie, and missionary before Shayla gets a little bit of decoration for her tits and sucks out the last bit. It’s a much better scene that Shayla and Rick’s earlier scene, and much like Laura and Alec’s previous scene, it gets by very well due to the enthusiasm and energy in it.

Buck Adams gets a shower visit from Randee Lee and Shelbee Myne. He protests a little, but then agrees when he gets a little of Shelbee’s mouth on his cock. They move back to the bedroom, where Shelbee continues to suck his cock while Randee rides his face and gives Shelbee a little help. The girls trade back and forth fucking Grand-uncle Buck, and mix it up a bit by sometimes watching and sometimes joining in. Buck finishes things off by standing in front of the girls and hosing them down with his jizz, almost as if he’s pissing on them. It’s another good scene, but the chemistry wasn’t quite as good here as in some of the other scenes.

Heartfelt 2 is a pretty typical sequel, and falls a bit short of the original. The plot, if you can call it that, is just as weak and easily skipped. The sex is pretty average, but manages to get by on energy and chemistry, which brings it up to average but not much beyond that. If you really feel you need to see Heartfelt 2 don’t spend or expect too much.

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Extras: None. Not even web links.

Themes: Straight, gangbang, spanking, group, and lesbian

Raincoat Factor: High

Overall: Currently, Heartfelt 2 can be found online for between $8 and $22 with several stores offering it for under $10. The low end isn’t too bad a price since there aren’t any extras here and the transfer is average at best. So all you really get is a feature here, and even that is average at best in almost every way.

Note to Adam & Eve: I realize this was one of your very early releases, and it shows. Although it’s never good to see a lackluster DVD, it is nice to see how much you’ve improved since then.

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