Reviews of Henri Pachard Movies with Trailers (15)
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Shanna McCullough, Mike Horner, Billy Dee, Jon Martin, Krista Lane, Ashley Welles, Gail Sterling, Nikki Knight
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Release date: 11/25/2008
Previews: Previews
Grind (CalVista) review summaries:
T0MBOne's
VCX has re-released GRIND! (1988, Cal vista) as part of its Cal Vista classic series of DVDs which debuted in 2008. [read the full review]
review from 4/16/2009:
VCX has re-released GRIND! (1988, Cal vista) as part of its Cal Vista classic series of DVDs which debuted in 2008. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Joanna Storm, John Leslie, Eric Edwards, Renee Summers, Jerry Butler, Kelly Nichols, R. Bolla, Honey Wilder, George Payne, Carol Cross, Chelsea Blake, Tanya Lawson, Dick Howard, Silver Starr
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Release date: 7/6/2006
Previews: Previews
Great Sexpectations (VCA) review summaries:
fu_q's
A top-notch porn director (Eric Edwards) isn't looking for love--particularly with his snooty, female lead (Kelly Nichols)--when he's approached by a new producer to film his latest fuck-flick...but that's exactly what he finds in "Great Sexpectations". A very good, 1984 release from VCA and director Henri Pachard, this feature really has it all...from hot sex with often-exceptional setups to a plot and acting that are more than strong enough to carry the viewer's attention throughout. [read the full review]
review from 8/7/2017:
A top-notch porn director (Eric Edwards) isn't looking for love--particularly with his snooty, female lead (Kelly Nichols)--when he's approached by a new producer to film his latest fuck-flick...but that's exactly what he finds in "Great Sexpectations". A very good, 1984 release from VCA and director Henri Pachard, this feature really has it all...from hot sex with often-exceptional setups to a plot and acting that are more than strong enough to carry the viewer's attention throughout. [read the full review]
(3.4 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Mika Tan, Alexis Amore, Brittney Skye, Felix Vicious, Kris Slater, Shy Love, Jenaveve Jolie, Seth Dickens, James Deen, Nicki Hunter, Nic Lanchey
Studio: Venus Girls
Directed by: Henri Pachard, Tall Goddess, Lorraine Sisco
Release date: 10/11/2005
Previews: Previews
Women on Top Of Men review summaries:
All reviews of Women on Top Of Men
picman's
Prologue Legendary director Henri Pachard has teamed up with Tall Goddess to bring a themed video that I've always found appealing. Women taking control of their pleasure and using men to facilitate it. No grinning and bearing it here. The cast has a couple of my favorites, Mika Tan and Nicki Hunter. World class beauty Jenavieve Jolie is on hand and veterans Alexis Amore, Brittney Skye, Shy Love and Felix Vicious round out the cast. No ingenues here and all of them should have some idea as to how they like it. As for me, if the ladies enjoy themselves, I'm good. Kris Slater is furious. He calls in his underling Mika Tan to ream her out about some mistakes she made on a document. He's spewing venom. Mika's just sitting quietly taking notes. She starts to zone him out and starts daydreaming. Her pen is bobbing into her mouth like a little phallus and her thighs start to rub together. Mika's clearly horny. [read the full review]
review from 10/30/2005:
Prologue Legendary director Henri Pachard has teamed up with Tall Goddess to bring a themed video that I've always found appealing. Women taking control of their pleasure and using men to facilitate it. No grinning and bearing it here. The cast has a couple of my favorites, Mika Tan and Nicki Hunter. World class beauty Jenavieve Jolie is on hand and veterans Alexis Amore, Brittney Skye, Shy Love and Felix Vicious round out the cast. No ingenues here and all of them should have some idea as to how they like it. As for me, if the ladies enjoy themselves, I'm good. Kris Slater is furious. He calls in his underling Mika Tan to ream her out about some mistakes she made on a document. He's spewing venom. Mika's just sitting quietly taking notes. She starts to zone him out and starts daydreaming. Her pen is bobbing into her mouth like a little phallus and her thighs start to rub together. Mika's clearly horny. [read the full review]
Bob's
Introduction: This is the first in a new line of videos from Venus Girls Productions. The premise -- sexually aggressive women using men as fuck-toys -- is novel and intriguing. The movie was co-directed by Tall Goddess, a neophyte, and Henri Pachard, an old hand. Packaging: The box cover is classy looking, with a nice design for the title, beautiful photography and visual composition, and clearly and prominently displayed cast credits. The back cover offers a nice mix of symmetrically arranged screen shots from the movie. Scene One: Mika Tan and Kris Slater The set-up is that Mika is Kris's employee and he calls her in to chew her out for her less-than-stellar work. You can tell he's an asshole, but Mika seems to have a bit of a crush on him anyway. Mika is dressed in a formal business suit and is wearing black-rimmed glasses. While Kris is yammering away, Mika begins to tease the tip of her pen with her lips and tongue in a very sexy way. Then she drifts off into a fantasy in which she takes charge of him sexually. [read the full review]
review from 10/30/2005:
Introduction: This is the first in a new line of videos from Venus Girls Productions. The premise -- sexually aggressive women using men as fuck-toys -- is novel and intriguing. The movie was co-directed by Tall Goddess, a neophyte, and Henri Pachard, an old hand. Packaging: The box cover is classy looking, with a nice design for the title, beautiful photography and visual composition, and clearly and prominently displayed cast credits. The back cover offers a nice mix of symmetrically arranged screen shots from the movie. Scene One: Mika Tan and Kris Slater The set-up is that Mika is Kris's employee and he calls her in to chew her out for her less-than-stellar work. You can tell he's an asshole, but Mika seems to have a bit of a crush on him anyway. Mika is dressed in a formal business suit and is wearing black-rimmed glasses. While Kris is yammering away, Mika begins to tease the tip of her pen with her lips and tongue in a very sexy way. Then she drifts off into a fantasy in which she takes charge of him sexually. [read the full review]
Barrettman's
What I Liked Other reviews captured in better detail the scene by scene details, I will attempt here to describe the overall feel/effect the movie had on a couple's ( mr and mrs barrettman !) viewing experience. The concept of women initiating and controlling the mood and action of a porn film was most unique and enjoyable to see. The outfits of various styles of lingerie worn by the women in each scene was a nice touch. The scenarios/set-ups seemed plausible , not too cheezy or contrived, mrs. b-man especially enjoyed this aspect.The carnality/heat in the scenes was helped along by the concept of women verbally/physically demonstrating their control, needs, and pleasure during the encounters. What I Disliked mmm, not too much really. perhaps future editions could find more " natural" actresses ( mrs B HATES obvious implants ). some future scenarios where the women ask/demand and receive pleasuring by men, ex. feet/body massages leading into frenzied sex. DVD Quality pretty good, the picture wasnt too dark ( thank God, some releases obscure the action w/dark effect,grr). [read the full review]
review from 10/25/2005:
What I Liked Other reviews captured in better detail the scene by scene details, I will attempt here to describe the overall feel/effect the movie had on a couple's ( mr and mrs barrettman !) viewing experience. The concept of women initiating and controlling the mood and action of a porn film was most unique and enjoyable to see. The outfits of various styles of lingerie worn by the women in each scene was a nice touch. The scenarios/set-ups seemed plausible , not too cheezy or contrived, mrs. b-man especially enjoyed this aspect.The carnality/heat in the scenes was helped along by the concept of women verbally/physically demonstrating their control, needs, and pleasure during the encounters. What I Disliked mmm, not too much really. perhaps future editions could find more " natural" actresses ( mrs B HATES obvious implants ). some future scenarios where the women ask/demand and receive pleasuring by men, ex. feet/body massages leading into frenzied sex. DVD Quality pretty good, the picture wasnt too dark ( thank God, some releases obscure the action w/dark effect,grr). [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Henri Pachard, Tianna, Eric Price, Sharon Kane, Randy Spears, Randy West, Victoria Paris, Joey Silvera, Natasha Skyler, Nina Hartley, Jon Dough, Angela D'Angelo, Lauren Hall, Mia Powers, Cal Jammer, Michelle Monroe, Wayne Summers, Raven Richards, Sabrina Dawn, Sheila Kelley, Arcie Miller, Delilah Dawn, Sheila Kelly, Dick Ranger, Kelly Rainey, Lynn Bro, Souxi Sax, Teri Ambers
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Release date: 8/16/2005
Previews: Previews
New Barbarians, The review summaries:
fu_q's
The mischievous, barbarian chieftan, Randy Spears, and his hell-raising horde will stop at nothing to rend a powerful, magical crystal from the hands of its rightful owners in "The New Barbarian", a very good, 1990 release from VCA and Henri Pachard. With its inexplicable ability to bring about time-travel, this sexually-fueled gem is certainly a prize worth seeking...and, for Victoria Paris and her peaceful people, a prize worth protecting. A blend of sex and (mild) violence ensues, as the two groups wrestle for control of the piece. Harking back to the days of the old barbarian films of the 1980s while concomitantly mixing in that same era's pornographic charm, this one is most certainly rife with nostalgic value. The sex is also steamy...again, in that 80s style...and seeing Victoria Paris sex it up in her prime is always a welcomed occurrence. For the right crowd--fans of 80s fantasy, porno nostalgia, Victoria Paris, and / or quirky features--this one is worthy. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2015:
The mischievous, barbarian chieftan, Randy Spears, and his hell-raising horde will stop at nothing to rend a powerful, magical crystal from the hands of its rightful owners in "The New Barbarian", a very good, 1990 release from VCA and Henri Pachard. With its inexplicable ability to bring about time-travel, this sexually-fueled gem is certainly a prize worth seeking...and, for Victoria Paris and her peaceful people, a prize worth protecting. A blend of sex and (mild) violence ensues, as the two groups wrestle for control of the piece. Harking back to the days of the old barbarian films of the 1980s while concomitantly mixing in that same era's pornographic charm, this one is most certainly rife with nostalgic value. The sex is also steamy...again, in that 80s style...and seeing Victoria Paris sex it up in her prime is always a welcomed occurrence. For the right crowd--fans of 80s fantasy, porno nostalgia, Victoria Paris, and / or quirky features--this one is worthy. [read the full review]
She's So Fine (VCA) review summaries:
barrettman's
Overview Henri Pachard has mad some classic stuff, Budding of Brie, Jailhouse Girls, etc, etc. So does this slice of Golden Age pie taste sweet, or sour ? What I Liked Kinda cool seeing old faves like Rachel Ashley, Taija Rae, and Sharon Mitchell in their prime suckin' and fuckin'. As a lover of full bush ( yum ) , gotta say I dug full coochie rug look sported here. What I Disliked Well, the whole plot of mayhem ensuing on the day of a wedding rehersal, with new wave band guests appearing, and the groom disappearing was just way too silly. The sex was pretty tame, and quick. Anal ? Not here . Facials and big loads period, nah uh. So we have a bizarre plot, weak ass sex. Shit. DVD Quality Transfer of an oldie, you'd figure its not quite modern quality, and you'd be correct. Not grainy and splotchy though, just ok. Extras ? Ha ha ha. Overall Thoughts Not the best golden age flick, no, not by a long ass mile. [read the full review]
review from 5/26/2006:
Overview Henri Pachard has mad some classic stuff, Budding of Brie, Jailhouse Girls, etc, etc. So does this slice of Golden Age pie taste sweet, or sour ? What I Liked Kinda cool seeing old faves like Rachel Ashley, Taija Rae, and Sharon Mitchell in their prime suckin' and fuckin'. As a lover of full bush ( yum ) , gotta say I dug full coochie rug look sported here. What I Disliked Well, the whole plot of mayhem ensuing on the day of a wedding rehersal, with new wave band guests appearing, and the groom disappearing was just way too silly. The sex was pretty tame, and quick. Anal ? Not here . Facials and big loads period, nah uh. So we have a bizarre plot, weak ass sex. Shit. DVD Quality Transfer of an oldie, you'd figure its not quite modern quality, and you'd be correct. Not grainy and splotchy though, just ok. Extras ? Ha ha ha. Overall Thoughts Not the best golden age flick, no, not by a long ass mile. [read the full review]
Taboo American Style 2: The Story Continues (Fat Dog) review summaries:
fu_q's
The heartless, young sociopath, Raven, continues upon the diabolical path of familial destruction that she began in the first installment of this exceptional Henri Pachard mini-series, and this time around nothing and no one will remain standing in her wake. Such is the case in "Taboo American-Style 2", an excellent, 1985, incest-themed release from Fat Dog Productions. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2016:
The heartless, young sociopath, Raven, continues upon the diabolical path of familial destruction that she began in the first installment of this exceptional Henri Pachard mini-series, and this time around nothing and no one will remain standing in her wake. Such is the case in "Taboo American-Style 2", an excellent, 1985, incest-themed release from Fat Dog Productions. [read the full review]
Taboo American Style 3: Nina Becomes An Actress (Fat Dog) review summaries:
fu_q's
The saga of the sociopathic Raven and her subjugated family and friends continues in "Taboo American-Style 3", the third installment in the exceptional, 1985, incest-themed mini-series from Henri Pachard and Fat Dog Productions. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2016:
The saga of the sociopathic Raven and her subjugated family and friends continues in "Taboo American-Style 3", the third installment in the exceptional, 1985, incest-themed mini-series from Henri Pachard and Fat Dog Productions. [read the full review]
Taboo American Style 4: The Exciting Conclusion (Fat Dog) review summaries:
fu_q's
Picking up where the third installment left off, the sexually sociopathic Raven, having now effectively sucked her family dry and left them in ruins, moves on to the men and women of Hollywood. There, she uses her coldhearted, do-anything approach and extraordinary good looks to quickly work (...and fuck...) her way to the top...leaving yet another trail of victims in her wake. Such is the case in "Taboo American Style 4", the final episode in the exceptional, 1985 mini-series from Henri Pachard and Fat Dog Productions. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2016:
Picking up where the third installment left off, the sexually sociopathic Raven, having now effectively sucked her family dry and left them in ruins, moves on to the men and women of Hollywood. There, she uses her coldhearted, do-anything approach and extraordinary good looks to quickly work (...and fuck...) her way to the top...leaving yet another trail of victims in her wake. Such is the case in "Taboo American Style 4", the final episode in the exceptional, 1985 mini-series from Henri Pachard and Fat Dog Productions. [read the full review]
Taboo American Style: The Ruthless Beginning (Fat Dog) review summaries:
fu_q's
All isn't right in suburbia, as the children of a well-off family headed by Paul Thomas and Gloria Leonard intermingle with the offspring of one of their poorer workers, R. Bolla. Indeed, the various inter-family relationships start out fairly typically, though still seedy and sexual in nature, but quickly spin and tangle into a wicked web of deceit and perversion as more and more secrets are uncovered. At the center of it all is the diabolical, black-tressed instigator, Raven, Gloria's and Paul's clearly disturbed 18-year-old daughter. Such is the case in "Taboo American-Style 1", an exceptional, 1985, incest-themed release from Henri Pachard and Fat Dog Productions. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2016:
All isn't right in suburbia, as the children of a well-off family headed by Paul Thomas and Gloria Leonard intermingle with the offspring of one of their poorer workers, R. Bolla. Indeed, the various inter-family relationships start out fairly typically, though still seedy and sexual in nature, but quickly spin and tangle into a wicked web of deceit and perversion as more and more secrets are uncovered. At the center of it all is the diabolical, black-tressed instigator, Raven, Gloria's and Paul's clearly disturbed 18-year-old daughter. Such is the case in "Taboo American-Style 1", an exceptional, 1985, incest-themed release from Henri Pachard and Fat Dog Productions. [read the full review]
Talk Dirty To Me 6 review summaries:
fu_q's
Taking one wacky, sex-filled call after another, a radio talk show host and therapist, Tracey Adams, attempts to aid her various, kinky callers with their sexual issues and concerns. Of course, as it turns out, the one whom Tracey really needs to help is herself. Such is the case in "Talk Dirty To Me 6", an overall-good, 1988 release from Dreamland and director Henri Pachard. [read the full review]
review from 9/9/2017:
Taking one wacky, sex-filled call after another, a radio talk show host and therapist, Tracey Adams, attempts to aid her various, kinky callers with their sexual issues and concerns. Of course, as it turns out, the one whom Tracey really needs to help is herself. Such is the case in "Talk Dirty To Me 6", an overall-good, 1988 release from Dreamland and director Henri Pachard. [read the full review]
Talk Dirty To Me 5 review summaries:
fu_q's
Despite a bad case of amnesia, pussy and sex still manage to gravitate toward John Leslie (reprising his role as the smooth-talking, hard-fucking "Jack"), even if it's in a hospital environment and it involves his nurse. Of course, along the way, his antics, demeanor, and the erotically-charged atmosphere that they invoke also wind up unwittingly saving everyone else from their own sexual problems and hang-ups, as well. Such is the case in "Talk Dirty to Me 5", an overall-good, 1987 release from Dreamland and director Henri Pachard. [read the full review]
review from 8/25/2017:
Despite a bad case of amnesia, pussy and sex still manage to gravitate toward John Leslie (reprising his role as the smooth-talking, hard-fucking "Jack"), even if it's in a hospital environment and it involves his nurse. Of course, along the way, his antics, demeanor, and the erotically-charged atmosphere that they invoke also wind up unwittingly saving everyone else from their own sexual problems and hang-ups, as well. Such is the case in "Talk Dirty to Me 5", an overall-good, 1987 release from Dreamland and director Henri Pachard. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Joey Silvera, Rebecca Lynn, Jamie Summers, Siobhan Hunter, Brittany Stryker, Jerry Butler
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Release date: 6/21/2000
Previews: Previews
Brat, The review summaries:
Saki's
The Brat (1987) Studio Vivid Wave Director Henri Pachard Starring Jamie Summers, Siobhan Hunter, Brittany Striker, Sheena Horne, Rebecca Lynn, Jerry Butler, Joey Silvera Running Time 1:15 DVD Format Double Sided, Single Layer Special Features Full motion video main menu; full motion video chapter selection; 3 short video clips; profiles of 8 Vivid Girls; 15 random video clips on side B; 10 trailers on side B; and Dolby 5.1 audio Themes Bitchy wife, cum in mouth, rimming (f->m), adultery, office sex Video Capture Click for larger size (shown only to illustrate video quality) [ /image ] --> The First Word: One of the first major video franchises, The Brat established Jamie Summers as a major star and positioned Vivid to be the dominant video force that it has become. It's directed by the legendary Henri Pachard and written by Paul Thomas, so it should be okay, right?What's It About?: The movie opens with the main character, Debbie ("The Brat," played by Jamie Summers) having sex with her husband of 10 months, Mort (Jerry Butler) in [read the full review]
review from 5/31/2001:
The Brat (1987) Studio Vivid Wave Director Henri Pachard Starring Jamie Summers, Siobhan Hunter, Brittany Striker, Sheena Horne, Rebecca Lynn, Jerry Butler, Joey Silvera Running Time 1:15 DVD Format Double Sided, Single Layer Special Features Full motion video main menu; full motion video chapter selection; 3 short video clips; profiles of 8 Vivid Girls; 15 random video clips on side B; 10 trailers on side B; and Dolby 5.1 audio Themes Bitchy wife, cum in mouth, rimming (f->m), adultery, office sex Video Capture Click for larger size (shown only to illustrate video quality) [ /image ] --> The First Word: One of the first major video franchises, The Brat established Jamie Summers as a major star and positioned Vivid to be the dominant video force that it has become. It's directed by the legendary Henri Pachard and written by Paul Thomas, so it should be okay, right?What's It About?: The movie opens with the main character, Debbie ("The Brat," played by Jamie Summers) having sex with her husband of 10 months, Mort (Jerry Butler) in [read the full review]
Student Nurses (Caballero) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 1:15 Director: The case lists Henri Pachard, but the movie lists Jackson St. Louis. Cast: Diedre Holland, Debi Diamond, Melanie Moore, Shaunna, Jenna Wells, Jon Dough, Joey Silvera, and Tom Byron Extras: Photo Gallery, Scene Selection, 800 numbers, and web site. Nothing special except the scene selections, which is the only way to jump ahead in the movie. Yes, another Caballero release with no chapters or time code. Audio Quality: Poor. I had a hard time understanding what little dialogue there was. Some of this was due to the poor balance between the music and talking. You also could hear a lot of background sounds. Video Quality: Average. [read the full review]
review from 8/23/2000:
Running Time: 1:15 Director: The case lists Henri Pachard, but the movie lists Jackson St. Louis. Cast: Diedre Holland, Debi Diamond, Melanie Moore, Shaunna, Jenna Wells, Jon Dough, Joey Silvera, and Tom Byron Extras: Photo Gallery, Scene Selection, 800 numbers, and web site. Nothing special except the scene selections, which is the only way to jump ahead in the movie. Yes, another Caballero release with no chapters or time code. Audio Quality: Poor. I had a hard time understanding what little dialogue there was. Some of this was due to the poor balance between the music and talking. You also could hear a lot of background sounds. Video Quality: Average. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Ginger Lynn, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Barbara Dare, Lois Ayres, Rebecca Lynn
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
Blame It On Ginger review summaries:
fu_q's
Saddled with a nerdy boyfriend, the blonde darling of the 80's porn scene, Ginger Lynn, decides that she's going to save face with her friends by telling them that her guy's a real rock star between the sheets. Of course, it's all bullshit, and it quickly touches off a number of problems in everyone's relationships that ultimately culminate in a massive milieu of adulterous fucking and sucking. Such is the case in "Blame It On Ginger", an overall-good, 1985 release from Vivid and Henri Pachard. [read the full review]
review from 12/3/2015:
Saddled with a nerdy boyfriend, the blonde darling of the 80's porn scene, Ginger Lynn, decides that she's going to save face with her friends by telling them that her guy's a real rock star between the sheets. Of course, it's all bullshit, and it quickly touches off a number of problems in everyone's relationships that ultimately culminate in a massive milieu of adulterous fucking and sucking. Such is the case in "Blame It On Ginger", an overall-good, 1985 release from Vivid and Henri Pachard. [read the full review]
Flash's
Blame it on Ginger is a rather standard film from Vivid in the late 80s, due to the less than perfect audio and video, I suggest only picking this one up if you are a big fan of one or more of the stars. The film will be liked by fans of a plot based adult films and couples. Those who don't like a plot or like nastier sex will want to steer clear of this film. [read the full review]
review from 4/24/2002:
Blame it on Ginger is a rather standard film from Vivid in the late 80s, due to the less than perfect audio and video, I suggest only picking this one up if you are a big fan of one or more of the stars. The film will be liked by fans of a plot based adult films and couples. Those who don't like a plot or like nastier sex will want to steer clear of this film. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Henri Pachard, Sharon Kane, Sharon Mitchell, Joey Silvera, Ron Jeremy, Jacqueline Lorians, Joanna Storm, Anna Ventura, Jack Wrangler, Georgina Spelvin, Samantha Fox, Merle Michaels, Bobby Astyr, R. Bolla, Cami Graham, George Payne, Alan Adrian, Joe Santino, Michael Bruce, Kurt Mann, Fred J. Lincoln, Chuck Vincent, Adam De Haven, Dena Ferrara, Daniel DeMaurier, John Henninger, Dorota Miguel, Frank Sirocco, Ashley Moore [II] (male)
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
Devil In Miss Jones 2, The (VCA) review summaries:
Kate's
DMJ II goes beyond the colorfully erotic and enters the realm of exquisite filmmaking. What a wonderful movie funny, romantic, clever yes, Im talking about a porno here. Plot, sex, acting, scenery DMJ II succeeds on all counts. In how many movies do you get to watch Mary Antoinette and Cleopatra suck off the Devils Advocate? Or Cyrano de Bergerac give Georgina Spelvin the first orgasm in hell with his nose?The film opens with an erotic yet humorous seduction. Georgina Spelvin (Justine Jones), ever the siren, crawls toward Cyrano (whose nose is conveniently shaped like a penis) begging to mount him. As she writhes her way to ultimate pleasure Hells orgasm alert starts blaring (the no orgasm in hell rule has just been officiated.) Miss Jones is pulled off Cyranos face and dragged through the erotic bowels of Hell to meet with the man himself, Satan. [read the full review]
review from 1/29/2000:
DMJ II goes beyond the colorfully erotic and enters the realm of exquisite filmmaking. What a wonderful movie funny, romantic, clever yes, Im talking about a porno here. Plot, sex, acting, scenery DMJ II succeeds on all counts. In how many movies do you get to watch Mary Antoinette and Cleopatra suck off the Devils Advocate? Or Cyrano de Bergerac give Georgina Spelvin the first orgasm in hell with his nose?The film opens with an erotic yet humorous seduction. Georgina Spelvin (Justine Jones), ever the siren, crawls toward Cyrano (whose nose is conveniently shaped like a penis) begging to mount him. As she writhes her way to ultimate pleasure Hells orgasm alert starts blaring (the no orgasm in hell rule has just been officiated.) Miss Jones is pulled off Cyranos face and dragged through the erotic bowels of Hell to meet with the man himself, Satan. [read the full review]