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Grandpa Loves Cream Pie
Release date: 1/7/2008
Reviewed on: 5/10/2008 by Boner Jams
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Starring: Gina, Laura, Lara, Kamila, Pepa, Winnie, Nero
Studio: White Ghetto Films
Review brief: Admittedly, I'm a bit of a masochist at times when it comes to my porn. I don't even like S&M themed smut, but I do occasionally take it upon myself to view some of the strangest porn made so you, dear reader, don't have to. "Grandpa Loves Cream Pie" certainly finds a top spot in my personal list of strangest porn ever made. The fact that there was a second installment made bothers me even more than I was upon viewing this initial flick of depravity.
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Ass Pumpers 1 (Bad Seed)
Release date: 8/23/2005
Reviewed on: 12/26/2007 by astroknight
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Starring: Billy Glide, Rick Masters, Tommy Gunn, Nadia Nyce, Jassie, Lauren Phoenix, Melissa Lauren, Kody Coxxx, Nicki Hunter, Katja Kassin
Studio: Bad Seed
Directed by: Brett Maverick
Review brief: This is one of the worst anal movies I've watched in recent memory. The girls do a good job, but the camera work is average at best, the editing is poor, and Brett Maverick seems to have no clue that the viewer wants to see the girls take it in the ass rather than listening to him talk. The technical aspects are weak, and although there are some extras, there's nothing really special here. Pass this one by.
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Cream Pie 52
Release date: 11/6/2007
Reviewed on: 11/25/2007 by astroknight
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Starring: Rachel, Heidi, Milla
Studio: Homegrown
Review brief: This is a slightly below average release. Half of the cream pies look like they aren't completely real, and as usual with Homegrown's releases the movie looks more sloppy than amateur. Pica and Heidi are the best in the movie, but none of them really shine too brightly. The technical aspects don't quite make it to the average mark and although there are some extras, they're the same ones you'll find on other Homegrown releases. This is a disappointing release.
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Blow Job Races
Release date: 10/26/2007
Reviewed on: 11/5/2007 by Zorge
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Starring: Taylor, Danny, Layla, Jasmine, Tiffany, Samantha, Serena [I] (ambiguous), Robert, Genesis, Morgan, Jeff, Ann, Hillary, India Summer, Ram, Dax Star, Jackie Ashe, Bryan, Xana
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: The menu breaks the scenes down into 5 blocks, three include 2 scenes, 2 include three scenes. So overall there are 12 blowjob scenes here, with the ostensible goal of finishing the quickest, I suppose. They also sometimes have to do laps, or push-ups or jumping jacks if they're running "behind time" (I guess, they want this to be like gym class or something?) I don't know exactly what the idea is, but something like that. We start with a little interview, some quick tease that isn't very well done generally, and then it is off to the Races, so to speak.
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Busty Beauties 24
Release date: 9/11/2007
Reviewed on: 9/24/2007 by LeeScott
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Starring: Christian XXX, Talon, Eva Angelina, Scott Nails, Trina Michaels, Richard Kline, Codi Milo, Puma Swede, Leola Jossi, Aurora Jolie
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Mark Kismet
Review brief: It is time to check out some more big boob fun from Hustler, with the return of the long run Busty Beauties series, featuring six well endowed young ladies who enjoy getting it on for the camera. I haven't seen any movies from this series in a long time, so it will be interesting to see how it turns out.
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Orgy Sex Parties 2
Release date: 8/8/2007
Reviewed on: 9/16/2007 by LeeScott
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Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: It has always been hard to capture the atmosphere and excitement of an orgy on camera, and I salute Pink Visual for trying here. such movies require the right setting and a certain electricity to work. It is hard to tell by the cover whether Pink Visual have managed to pull it off, I can only hope that they can get it right, as when an orgy scene is done wrong, there is no comeback!
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Shane Diesel's Fucking Adventures 1
Release date: 4/28/2007
Reviewed on: 8/20/2007 by Sean Renaud
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Starring: Layla, Haley, Kelli, Cherie, Flor
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: Shane Diesels Fucking Adventures is an internet styled porn flick in the spirit of Bang Bus. A group of guys are driving around their home towns and they pick up random chicks at random spots and offer them money to come back to the studio with them. One they are at the studio the girls are always just a few hundred dollars from getting fucked by Shane Diesel and the Big Dick Patrol.
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Double Penetration Tryouts 2
Release date: 7/18/2007
Reviewed on: 8/10/2007 by Roger Herraw
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Starring: Amy, Holly, Allison, Jenna, Barbie
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: Terrible, avoid at all costs.
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Black In Business (Phantom Films)
Release date: 3/3/2007
Reviewed on: 6/30/2007 by picman
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Starring: Diamond, Brock Adams, Dwayne Cummings, Hypnotic, Alayah Sashu, Vida Valentine, Leana Washington
Studio: Phantom Pictures
Review brief: Hypnotiq has more sizzle than bacon and Vida Valentine gets sweaty in her hot tryst, but sloppy production and questionable ethics deep six this video.
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Tight & Fresh 3
Release date: 8/16/2005
Reviewed on: 6/28/2007 by astroknight
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Starring: Kimi Lixx, Onika Fox, Kelly Warner, Pason, Britney Jade, Sabrina Love-Cox
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: This is a pretty average compilation of Luc Wylder's Amateur Angels series. The scenes are pretty good, but you're never told where they come from. The release also doesn't come close to delivering what's advertised on the cover for the number of scenes or sex acts. There is a little effort put into the extras and technical aspects, but this is still an easily skipped release.
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Alpha 15: Reform School Girls
Release date: 8/1/2006
Reviewed on: 3/3/2007 by astroknight
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Starring: Jezebelle Bond, Gia Jordan, Jayna Oso, Hollie Stevens, Justine Joli, Hailey Young, Genesis Skye, Vanessa Lynn, Daisy Layne
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Cat P.
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 69 min. (cover states 110 min., so I'm deducting a full point from the overall score) Production Date: 3 / 27 / 2006 Director: Cat P. credited as main director and listed on box with Hollie Stevens listed as Guest Director in the opening credits Cast: Daisy Layne, Genesis Skye, Gia Jordan, Hailey Young, Hollie Stevens, Hook Duff, Jayna Oso, Jezebelle Bond, Justine Joli, and Vanessa Lynn in sexual roles with Elizabeth Panorama and Hook Duff in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: There's something about this one that drew me in, but I'm not sure what. I also can't help but have a little apprehension about this one for some reason.
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Ionie Luvcoxxx 15: I Only Love... Slippery Sluts
Release date: 10/30/2006
Reviewed on: 1/25/2007 by Daigoro
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Starring: Vanessa, Franki, Shona
Studio: Private
Directed by: Ionie Luv Coxx
Review brief: Ionie Luvcoxxx 15: I Only Love Slippery SlutsPrivateStarring:Vanessa, Franki, Shona, Franky Knight, Samantha BondDirected By: Ionie LuvcoxxxFEATURE: Ionie walks around a mini mall with a camera asking people if they want to be in a porno. The search for people to be in the film is obviously fake. I pretty much skipped the first scene because the chick isn't hot and the guy was half soft the whole time. The second scene has a woman cover herself in paint and masterbate. Another woman joins her and the paint flies in a bad lesbian scene. This is a bad movie. I was glad there were only four scenes but still felt the desire to fast forward most of the time. I guess they did stick to the title theme, chicks were covered in lube or paint but they spent more time sliding around than having halfway decent sex.
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Brotha Fuckers (Blackout / Damaged Productions)
Release date: 9/27/2005
Reviewed on: 11/26/2006 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
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Starring: Sophie, Noname Jane, Capri, Lolita Dita, Holly Wells
Studio: Damaged Productions
Directed by: Kronik X
Review brief: Brotha Fuckers Brotha Fuckers, How Ironic Director: Silvio Studio: Black Bird Running: 120 min est. Genre: IR Gonzo Release: 2005 Capri This gap toothed girl was a nasty somebody. Her face wasnt much to start your engine, but her body was straight gold. She had dem itty bitty titties, but the legs and ass were serious as fuck. The scene started with head, a bit too much in my opinion. The upside is the fact that once Silvio was swollen, he put in a solid days work. Silvio took a page from the Marcus book sporting a fitted cap for the entire scene. Unfortunately he doesnt have the heat, intensity or energy that Marcus brings to his work. Silvio hit this every which way but anal. If you ask me anal couldnt have saved this scene. Ive seen much worse, but in short in looked like two people being paid to fuck. Sex without chemistry is boring.
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Nasty Nymphos 32
Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 10/5/2006 by DancesWithPorn
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Starring: Bobby Vitale, Vince Vouyer, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Jon Dough, Caroline, Erik Everhard, Catalina, Justine Romee, Aurora Snow, Kacey, Jenna Haze
Studio: Anabolic
Review brief: Performers: Aurora Snow, Caroline, Catalina, Jenna Haze, Justine Romee, Kacey, Bobby Vitale, Erik Everhard, Jon Dough, Lexington Steele, Mr. Marcus, Vince Voyeur ..................... This is definitely an all-star cast. The girls are beautiful, the guys are the best in the business, but the sex was mediocre. The scene with Aurora Snow was ok. She's beautiful, her body is tight, it's ok. She does some anal but there isn't much ass being shown when she does it. It's mostly her just laying there on the ground with the guy behind her, spooning her. Nothing special or exciting. The Kacey scene was ok as well. Nothing special. The Jenna Haze scene was also kind of boring. The intro started a little nice. She seemed horny, had a big smile and a few laughs. But the sex was mediocre. Overall I was disappointed with this one. Great talent and mediocre sex.
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Fresh Outta High School (Digital Sin)
Release date: 6/8/2006
Reviewed on: 10/5/2006 by DancesWithPorn
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Starring: Erik Everhard, Sascha, Steven French, Mia Rose, Tiffany Rayne, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Franchezca Valentina, Tia Tanaka, Mike Adriano, Ava Rose
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Greg Lansky, Mike Adriano
Review brief: Performers: Ava Rose, Franchezca Valentina, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Mia Rose, Tia Tanaka, Tiffany Rayne, Erik Everhard, Mike Adriano, Sascha, Steven French Director: Mike Adriano Studio: Digital Sin ......................................... I rented Fresh Outta High School 1 and was really disappointed. The girls are beautiful and the clothes selection is very sexy. The music is excellent, the lighting is also very good. So what went wrong? There was way too much pulling out. The guys would start fucking the girls and then stop every 10 seconds to pull out. I've never seen so much pulling out in a porno! You know the worst place to start eating a girl out? In the middle of a sex scene. I understand the ocassional blowjob during sex which is also annoying but eating a girl out during sex? The pace of this film was absolutely horrible. The guy sticks it in, pumps 4 times, pulls out, gets a bj, pumps 4 more times, pulls out, rinse and repeat. In one scene they go from doggystyle to reverse cowgirl.
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Fucking Hostile (DVSX)
Release date: 3/1/2006
Reviewed on: 8/9/2006 by dandaman
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Starring: Sophia, Cheyne Collins, Anthony Hardwood, Billy Banks, Dick Delaware, Talon, Dana Vespoli, Dirty Harry, Leah Luv, Melissa Lauren, Andrew Andretti, Jasmine Byrne, Jack Venice, Gianna Lynn
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Craven Moorehead
Review brief: Fucking Hostile Studio: DVSX Category: All Sex Director: Craven Moorehead Starring: Sophia, Dana Vespoli, Leah Luv, Melissa Lauren, Jasmine Byrne, Gianna Lynn Peremptory synopsis there's always a thin line between good and bad, between saint and sinner, but I can't find the difference between Rough and hostile, the start of this DVD that by the way is the first one of Craven Moorehead for DVSX, maybe the beginning of the first scene something like hostile, with the guns already drown, but that turn into a joke that I didn'y get it, Scene 1- Melissa Lauren Melissa is gun pointed and told that the ransom wasn't pay, the joke is the last request for her... They don't fuck her down there but the scene goes to a living romm. Scene 2- Jasmine Byrne She is spank by two guys, without us to know what she did wrong, that's not nice, and even when we know what she can do and with two guys, she is not anally fuck. Hope she does worse things next time.
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Anal MILF Cream Pie
Release date: 6/23/2006
Reviewed on: 7/23/2006 by howie
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Starring: Victoria Sin, Jacqueline Summers, Monica Breeze
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Director: None credited Running time: 2:13 Cast listing [cream pie(s)]: Scene 1 Kaylynn [2 in ass] with 2 guys Scene 2 Monica Breeze [2 in pussy] with 2 guys Scene 3 Jacqueline Summers [1 in pussy] with a guy Scene 4 Victoria Sin [1 in ass; 1 in pussy] with 2 guys My very short review: Anal MILF Cream Pie is from a new studio, White Ghetto Films, and is distributed by Devils Films. And based on first impressions, theres some work to do. Keep in mind that I dont dig the amateurish feel of pornos and this had a strong feel of that. First, having only 4 scenes is not going to endear you to porn consumers when 5 is the norm. If youre going to have only 4 scenes and no DVD extras, then you better make sure that the scenes are unbelievably hot with top list performers and these were neither. The sex action barely registered on the thermometer and the entire cast (male and female) was weak. Secondly, the same guy appears in 3 scenes wearing boxer briefs for the entire scene. He pokes his tool through the pee hole of the briefs but it looked freakin ridiculous.
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World Poke Her Tour
Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tony T., Tommy Gunn, Taylor Rain, Jessica Jaymes, Dillan Lauren, Scott Nails, Brooke Haven, Stacy Thorn, Haley Paige
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Bill Maroni
Review brief: World Poke Her Tour is the busted straight of porn movies. Considering the hot girls who first sit down at the green felt table, this one could have been a royal flush. But watching this boring flick is like sitting in a Hold em game for an hour without playing a hand. The problem isnt the girls, who are among my favorites: Stacy Thorn, Dillan Lauren, Brooke Haven, Haley Paige, Taylor Rain, and Marlena (in order of appearance). Whats wrong here is that all the girls have to fuck guys on a setthe same set, in fact. So we get to watch six sex scenes with the same stark background. In addition, the sex is by the numbers. The girls, for the most part, look as bored as the viewer feels. There is little spark between the performers making the action repetitive and uninteresting. This despite the fact that every scene involves anal sex, A2M and facials. The final scene, the one were supposed to remember forever as the credits roll, is a masturbation solo by Marlena.
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Terrible Teens 3 (Fusxion)
Release date: 2/7/2006
Reviewed on: 5/6/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Jon Dough, Jay Ashley, Dillon, Mark Ashley, Nautica Thorn, Jessica Sweet, Lee Ann, Teagan Presley, Vickie Powell, Naudia Nyce
Studio: FusXion
Directed by: Pat Myne
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 116 min. Production Date: 1 / 21, 22 / 2004, 2 / 5, 12 / 2004 Director: Pat Myne Cast: Vickie Powell, Dillon, Teagan Presley, Mark Ashley, Lee Ann, Jay Ashley, Jessica Sweet, Nadia Nyce, Nautica Thorn, and Jon Dough The Short Story Initial Expectations: Its been quite a while since I checked out one of Pat Mynes movies, but hes been a director that seems to fly under the radar of a lot of people while putting out some darn good movies. Im looking forward to taking another look at his work here. Initial Reaction: Its pretty good, but not as good as I expected from Pat. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a good range of sex with barely legal girls Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a heavy anal emphasis The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is nicely balanced, including Pats comments from behind the camera, but there are a couple background noises which pop up. The video isnt quite as good.
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Seduced Into Submission
Release date: 11/16/2004
Reviewed on: 4/12/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Mistress Anjelika, Drew Mesi
Studio: Fetish Dreams
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 56 min. Production Date: 6 / 23 / 1998 Director: Neville Chambers in the opening menu, Leslie Savage in the closing menu Cast: Mistress Anjelika and Drew Masi The Short Story Initial Expectations: Hmmmmmmm. Femdom movies normally interest me, but Metros Fetish Dreams line has often left plenty to be desired. I want to go into this one with some expectations, but I just cant. Initial Reaction: Its not bad, but its far from great too. Who Should Watch It : Major femdom fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is pretty well balanced, but it also sounds like theres an industrial fan or two running in the room. You also get some frequent traffic noises. The video is pretty well lit, but a little soft. Music: Theres a little music at the start of the movie, but not a lot of it. The music reminds one of why people often makes fun of porno music.
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Kandi Peach Productions 17: Kitten's Black and White Mini Gangbang
Release date: 12/7/2005
Reviewed on: 4/9/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Kitten
Studio: Kandi Peach Productions
Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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Bitches In Heat 3 (Hustler)
Release date: 1/10/2006
Reviewed on: 3/5/2006 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Holly Wellin, Monique Madison, Gianna Lynn, Sahara Knite, Georgia Peach, Emilianna, Fallon Summers, Codi Milo
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Mr. Pete
Review brief: There are two things that keep Bitches in Heat #3 from being a terrific flick. One is Mrthe other is Pete. If ever there was a case of a person over directing, this is it. Admittedly, Ive never been a big fan of Mr. Pete, either as a performer or as a director. But I went into this review without prejudice (I swear, Your Honor!). But, to be blunt, he has made this potentially great flick unwatchable. I believe most viewers watch an all-girl lezfest in order to see beautiful women making love to (or fucking the hell out of) each other. I imagine most lesbians view these types of films just as hetero couples watch straight porn and gays watch gay porn. So why in the world would Mr. Pete, as director, impose himself in every scene? Does he believe that lesbians (and, for that matter, all viewers) will not mind that theres a MAN injecting himself into what was supposed to be an all-girl feature? For Petes sake, what was the guy thinking? He has lined up an impressive cast, including such lovelies as Georgia Peach, Fallon Summers, and Courtney Simpson.
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Flawless 3 (Metro)
Release date: 9/27/2005
Reviewed on: 12/27/2005 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Randy Spears, Cheyenne Silver, Noname Jane, Tanya Danielle, Nina Ferrari, Tawny Roberts, Sydnee Steele, Zora Banx, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Flawless #3 should be renamed Very Flawed #3. The folks at Cal Vista/Metro really know how to screw up a compilation, and this is proof positive. Where to startokay, the box cover lists nine actresses, yet shouts out in bold letters 10 of the hottest girls in adult! I could overlook that error, but not the fact that six (count em) six of the girls dont appear on the disc. The one guy they list on the cast, Randy Spears, also does not appear in any of the eight scenes. In addition, most of the missing girls pictures appear on the box, which smacks of bait and switch to this non-lawyer. So, if you obtained this disc to see Tanya Roberts (the gorgeous cover girl), Sydnee Steele, Zora Bank (their spelling, not mine or yours), Violet Blue, Ann Marie, or Asia Carrera, you are flat out of luck. The box also proudly announces a sizzling Bonus Scene from the hot and sexy Xara Diaz. Of course, there is no bonus scene at all.
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Shut Up & Swallow 3
Release date: 9/9/2005
Reviewed on: 12/21/2005 by Nutty Buddy
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Starring: Tiger, Keeani Lei, Alyssa West, Arcadia Davida, Isabella Stanza, Carly Kaleb, Serena Sin, Cherry Poppens
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Shut Up & Swallow #3 STUDIO: DIRECTOR:Uncredited CAST:Isabella Stanza, Keanni Lei, Cherry Poppins, Carly Kaleb, Arcadia DavidaAlyssa West, Serena Sin & Tiger Q U I C K I E REVIEW: There isn't many positives about this. I can say Isabella Stanza is an accomplished cocksucker. The dialogue, eye contact, gagging and constantly smacking herself on the cheek with it gets points from me. I also liked Tiger's scene. She's very cute. The camerawork was still pretty dull in both scenes like the rest of the film, which I found to be unwatchable. There is ghastly male talent in this movie. The first guy was a polar bear (overweight, literally white and extremely hairy) and couldn't even keep wood with Keanni Lei. Once they started playing with the whip cream and she was spreading it all over his flaccid weiner and rubbing it all around-I moved on. Arcadia Davida is a very pretty Asian girl but she takes on two perverted senior citizens.
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Cum on My Face 4 (Private)
Release date: 9/9/2005
Reviewed on: 10/25/2005 by scipio
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Starring: David Perry, Bruno SX, Katarina, Claudia Ferrari, Anastasia Christ, Cony Ferrara, Susane Brend, Nikki Rider, Victoria Slim, Katy Caro
Studio: Private
Directed by: Gianfranco Romagnoli
Review brief: Cum on My Face #4 Directors: Trevor Black, David Perry, Gianfranco Romagnoli. Extras: Karaoke Clip: A semi-amusing dance-pop rewrite rendition of Monty Python's "Sit on my face". I wonder if they paid the Pythons royalties for it? Trailers: A trailer for this disc which manages to make it look unappealing. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's cast. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: Who is in the scenes, who directed them, and where they were shot.
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Release date: 1/7/2008
Reviewed on: 5/10/2008 by Boner Jams
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Starring: Gina, Laura, Lara, Kamila, Pepa, Winnie, Nero
Studio: White Ghetto Films
Review brief: Admittedly, I'm a bit of a masochist at times when it comes to my porn. I don't even like S&M themed smut, but I do occasionally take it upon myself to view some of the strangest porn made so you, dear reader, don't have to. "Grandpa Loves Cream Pie" certainly finds a top spot in my personal list of strangest porn ever made. The fact that there was a second installment made bothers me even more than I was upon viewing this initial flick of depravity.
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Release date: 8/23/2005
Reviewed on: 12/26/2007 by astroknight
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Starring: Billy Glide, Rick Masters, Tommy Gunn, Nadia Nyce, Jassie, Lauren Phoenix, Melissa Lauren, Kody Coxxx, Nicki Hunter, Katja Kassin
Studio: Bad Seed
Directed by: Brett Maverick
Review brief: This is one of the worst anal movies I've watched in recent memory. The girls do a good job, but the camera work is average at best, the editing is poor, and Brett Maverick seems to have no clue that the viewer wants to see the girls take it in the ass rather than listening to him talk. The technical aspects are weak, and although there are some extras, there's nothing really special here. Pass this one by.
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Release date: 11/6/2007
Reviewed on: 11/25/2007 by astroknight
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Starring: Rachel, Heidi, Milla
Studio: Homegrown
Review brief: This is a slightly below average release. Half of the cream pies look like they aren't completely real, and as usual with Homegrown's releases the movie looks more sloppy than amateur. Pica and Heidi are the best in the movie, but none of them really shine too brightly. The technical aspects don't quite make it to the average mark and although there are some extras, they're the same ones you'll find on other Homegrown releases. This is a disappointing release.
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Release date: 10/26/2007
Reviewed on: 11/5/2007 by Zorge
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Starring: Taylor, Danny, Layla, Jasmine, Tiffany, Samantha, Serena [I] (ambiguous), Robert, Genesis, Morgan, Jeff, Ann, Hillary, India Summer, Ram, Dax Star, Jackie Ashe, Bryan, Xana
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: The menu breaks the scenes down into 5 blocks, three include 2 scenes, 2 include three scenes. So overall there are 12 blowjob scenes here, with the ostensible goal of finishing the quickest, I suppose. They also sometimes have to do laps, or push-ups or jumping jacks if they're running "behind time" (I guess, they want this to be like gym class or something?) I don't know exactly what the idea is, but something like that. We start with a little interview, some quick tease that isn't very well done generally, and then it is off to the Races, so to speak.
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Release date: 9/11/2007
Reviewed on: 9/24/2007 by LeeScott
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Starring: Christian XXX, Talon, Eva Angelina, Scott Nails, Trina Michaels, Richard Kline, Codi Milo, Puma Swede, Leola Jossi, Aurora Jolie
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Mark Kismet
Review brief: It is time to check out some more big boob fun from Hustler, with the return of the long run Busty Beauties series, featuring six well endowed young ladies who enjoy getting it on for the camera. I haven't seen any movies from this series in a long time, so it will be interesting to see how it turns out.
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Release date: 8/8/2007
Reviewed on: 9/16/2007 by LeeScott
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Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: It has always been hard to capture the atmosphere and excitement of an orgy on camera, and I salute Pink Visual for trying here. such movies require the right setting and a certain electricity to work. It is hard to tell by the cover whether Pink Visual have managed to pull it off, I can only hope that they can get it right, as when an orgy scene is done wrong, there is no comeback!
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Release date: 4/28/2007
Reviewed on: 8/20/2007 by Sean Renaud
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Starring: Layla, Haley, Kelli, Cherie, Flor
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: Shane Diesels Fucking Adventures is an internet styled porn flick in the spirit of Bang Bus. A group of guys are driving around their home towns and they pick up random chicks at random spots and offer them money to come back to the studio with them. One they are at the studio the girls are always just a few hundred dollars from getting fucked by Shane Diesel and the Big Dick Patrol.
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Release date: 7/18/2007
Reviewed on: 8/10/2007 by Roger Herraw
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Starring: Amy, Holly, Allison, Jenna, Barbie
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: Terrible, avoid at all costs.
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Release date: 3/3/2007
Reviewed on: 6/30/2007 by picman
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Starring: Diamond, Brock Adams, Dwayne Cummings, Hypnotic, Alayah Sashu, Vida Valentine, Leana Washington
Studio: Phantom Pictures
Review brief: Hypnotiq has more sizzle than bacon and Vida Valentine gets sweaty in her hot tryst, but sloppy production and questionable ethics deep six this video.
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Release date: 8/16/2005
Reviewed on: 6/28/2007 by astroknight
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Starring: Kimi Lixx, Onika Fox, Kelly Warner, Pason, Britney Jade, Sabrina Love-Cox
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: This is a pretty average compilation of Luc Wylder's Amateur Angels series. The scenes are pretty good, but you're never told where they come from. The release also doesn't come close to delivering what's advertised on the cover for the number of scenes or sex acts. There is a little effort put into the extras and technical aspects, but this is still an easily skipped release.
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Release date: 8/1/2006
Reviewed on: 3/3/2007 by astroknight
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Starring: Jezebelle Bond, Gia Jordan, Jayna Oso, Hollie Stevens, Justine Joli, Hailey Young, Genesis Skye, Vanessa Lynn, Daisy Layne
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Cat P.
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 69 min. (cover states 110 min., so I'm deducting a full point from the overall score) Production Date: 3 / 27 / 2006 Director: Cat P. credited as main director and listed on box with Hollie Stevens listed as Guest Director in the opening credits Cast: Daisy Layne, Genesis Skye, Gia Jordan, Hailey Young, Hollie Stevens, Hook Duff, Jayna Oso, Jezebelle Bond, Justine Joli, and Vanessa Lynn in sexual roles with Elizabeth Panorama and Hook Duff in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: There's something about this one that drew me in, but I'm not sure what. I also can't help but have a little apprehension about this one for some reason.
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Release date: 10/30/2006
Reviewed on: 1/25/2007 by Daigoro
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Starring: Vanessa, Franki, Shona
Studio: Private
Directed by: Ionie Luv Coxx
Review brief: Ionie Luvcoxxx 15: I Only Love Slippery SlutsPrivateStarring:Vanessa, Franki, Shona, Franky Knight, Samantha BondDirected By: Ionie LuvcoxxxFEATURE: Ionie walks around a mini mall with a camera asking people if they want to be in a porno. The search for people to be in the film is obviously fake. I pretty much skipped the first scene because the chick isn't hot and the guy was half soft the whole time. The second scene has a woman cover herself in paint and masterbate. Another woman joins her and the paint flies in a bad lesbian scene. This is a bad movie. I was glad there were only four scenes but still felt the desire to fast forward most of the time. I guess they did stick to the title theme, chicks were covered in lube or paint but they spent more time sliding around than having halfway decent sex.
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Release date: 9/27/2005
Reviewed on: 11/26/2006 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
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Starring: Sophie, Noname Jane, Capri, Lolita Dita, Holly Wells
Studio: Damaged Productions
Directed by: Kronik X
Review brief: Brotha Fuckers Brotha Fuckers, How Ironic Director: Silvio Studio: Black Bird Running: 120 min est. Genre: IR Gonzo Release: 2005 Capri This gap toothed girl was a nasty somebody. Her face wasnt much to start your engine, but her body was straight gold. She had dem itty bitty titties, but the legs and ass were serious as fuck. The scene started with head, a bit too much in my opinion. The upside is the fact that once Silvio was swollen, he put in a solid days work. Silvio took a page from the Marcus book sporting a fitted cap for the entire scene. Unfortunately he doesnt have the heat, intensity or energy that Marcus brings to his work. Silvio hit this every which way but anal. If you ask me anal couldnt have saved this scene. Ive seen much worse, but in short in looked like two people being paid to fuck. Sex without chemistry is boring.
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Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 10/5/2006 by DancesWithPorn
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Starring: Bobby Vitale, Vince Vouyer, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Jon Dough, Caroline, Erik Everhard, Catalina, Justine Romee, Aurora Snow, Kacey, Jenna Haze
Studio: Anabolic
Review brief: Performers: Aurora Snow, Caroline, Catalina, Jenna Haze, Justine Romee, Kacey, Bobby Vitale, Erik Everhard, Jon Dough, Lexington Steele, Mr. Marcus, Vince Voyeur ..................... This is definitely an all-star cast. The girls are beautiful, the guys are the best in the business, but the sex was mediocre. The scene with Aurora Snow was ok. She's beautiful, her body is tight, it's ok. She does some anal but there isn't much ass being shown when she does it. It's mostly her just laying there on the ground with the guy behind her, spooning her. Nothing special or exciting. The Kacey scene was ok as well. Nothing special. The Jenna Haze scene was also kind of boring. The intro started a little nice. She seemed horny, had a big smile and a few laughs. But the sex was mediocre. Overall I was disappointed with this one. Great talent and mediocre sex.
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Release date: 6/8/2006
Reviewed on: 10/5/2006 by DancesWithPorn
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Starring: Erik Everhard, Sascha, Steven French, Mia Rose, Tiffany Rayne, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Franchezca Valentina, Tia Tanaka, Mike Adriano, Ava Rose
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Greg Lansky, Mike Adriano
Review brief: Performers: Ava Rose, Franchezca Valentina, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Mia Rose, Tia Tanaka, Tiffany Rayne, Erik Everhard, Mike Adriano, Sascha, Steven French Director: Mike Adriano Studio: Digital Sin ......................................... I rented Fresh Outta High School 1 and was really disappointed. The girls are beautiful and the clothes selection is very sexy. The music is excellent, the lighting is also very good. So what went wrong? There was way too much pulling out. The guys would start fucking the girls and then stop every 10 seconds to pull out. I've never seen so much pulling out in a porno! You know the worst place to start eating a girl out? In the middle of a sex scene. I understand the ocassional blowjob during sex which is also annoying but eating a girl out during sex? The pace of this film was absolutely horrible. The guy sticks it in, pumps 4 times, pulls out, gets a bj, pumps 4 more times, pulls out, rinse and repeat. In one scene they go from doggystyle to reverse cowgirl.
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Release date: 3/1/2006
Reviewed on: 8/9/2006 by dandaman
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Starring: Sophia, Cheyne Collins, Anthony Hardwood, Billy Banks, Dick Delaware, Talon, Dana Vespoli, Dirty Harry, Leah Luv, Melissa Lauren, Andrew Andretti, Jasmine Byrne, Jack Venice, Gianna Lynn
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Craven Moorehead
Review brief: Fucking Hostile Studio: DVSX Category: All Sex Director: Craven Moorehead Starring: Sophia, Dana Vespoli, Leah Luv, Melissa Lauren, Jasmine Byrne, Gianna Lynn Peremptory synopsis there's always a thin line between good and bad, between saint and sinner, but I can't find the difference between Rough and hostile, the start of this DVD that by the way is the first one of Craven Moorehead for DVSX, maybe the beginning of the first scene something like hostile, with the guns already drown, but that turn into a joke that I didn'y get it, Scene 1- Melissa Lauren Melissa is gun pointed and told that the ransom wasn't pay, the joke is the last request for her... They don't fuck her down there but the scene goes to a living romm. Scene 2- Jasmine Byrne She is spank by two guys, without us to know what she did wrong, that's not nice, and even when we know what she can do and with two guys, she is not anally fuck. Hope she does worse things next time.
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Release date: 6/23/2006
Reviewed on: 7/23/2006 by howie
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Starring: Victoria Sin, Jacqueline Summers, Monica Breeze
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Director: None credited Running time: 2:13 Cast listing [cream pie(s)]: Scene 1 Kaylynn [2 in ass] with 2 guys Scene 2 Monica Breeze [2 in pussy] with 2 guys Scene 3 Jacqueline Summers [1 in pussy] with a guy Scene 4 Victoria Sin [1 in ass; 1 in pussy] with 2 guys My very short review: Anal MILF Cream Pie is from a new studio, White Ghetto Films, and is distributed by Devils Films. And based on first impressions, theres some work to do. Keep in mind that I dont dig the amateurish feel of pornos and this had a strong feel of that. First, having only 4 scenes is not going to endear you to porn consumers when 5 is the norm. If youre going to have only 4 scenes and no DVD extras, then you better make sure that the scenes are unbelievably hot with top list performers and these were neither. The sex action barely registered on the thermometer and the entire cast (male and female) was weak. Secondly, the same guy appears in 3 scenes wearing boxer briefs for the entire scene. He pokes his tool through the pee hole of the briefs but it looked freakin ridiculous.
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Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tony T., Tommy Gunn, Taylor Rain, Jessica Jaymes, Dillan Lauren, Scott Nails, Brooke Haven, Stacy Thorn, Haley Paige
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Bill Maroni
Review brief: World Poke Her Tour is the busted straight of porn movies. Considering the hot girls who first sit down at the green felt table, this one could have been a royal flush. But watching this boring flick is like sitting in a Hold em game for an hour without playing a hand. The problem isnt the girls, who are among my favorites: Stacy Thorn, Dillan Lauren, Brooke Haven, Haley Paige, Taylor Rain, and Marlena (in order of appearance). Whats wrong here is that all the girls have to fuck guys on a setthe same set, in fact. So we get to watch six sex scenes with the same stark background. In addition, the sex is by the numbers. The girls, for the most part, look as bored as the viewer feels. There is little spark between the performers making the action repetitive and uninteresting. This despite the fact that every scene involves anal sex, A2M and facials. The final scene, the one were supposed to remember forever as the credits roll, is a masturbation solo by Marlena.
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Release date: 2/7/2006
Reviewed on: 5/6/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Jon Dough, Jay Ashley, Dillon, Mark Ashley, Nautica Thorn, Jessica Sweet, Lee Ann, Teagan Presley, Vickie Powell, Naudia Nyce
Studio: FusXion
Directed by: Pat Myne
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 116 min. Production Date: 1 / 21, 22 / 2004, 2 / 5, 12 / 2004 Director: Pat Myne Cast: Vickie Powell, Dillon, Teagan Presley, Mark Ashley, Lee Ann, Jay Ashley, Jessica Sweet, Nadia Nyce, Nautica Thorn, and Jon Dough The Short Story Initial Expectations: Its been quite a while since I checked out one of Pat Mynes movies, but hes been a director that seems to fly under the radar of a lot of people while putting out some darn good movies. Im looking forward to taking another look at his work here. Initial Reaction: Its pretty good, but not as good as I expected from Pat. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a good range of sex with barely legal girls Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a heavy anal emphasis The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is nicely balanced, including Pats comments from behind the camera, but there are a couple background noises which pop up. The video isnt quite as good.
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Release date: 11/16/2004
Reviewed on: 4/12/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Mistress Anjelika, Drew Mesi
Studio: Fetish Dreams
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 56 min. Production Date: 6 / 23 / 1998 Director: Neville Chambers in the opening menu, Leslie Savage in the closing menu Cast: Mistress Anjelika and Drew Masi The Short Story Initial Expectations: Hmmmmmmm. Femdom movies normally interest me, but Metros Fetish Dreams line has often left plenty to be desired. I want to go into this one with some expectations, but I just cant. Initial Reaction: Its not bad, but its far from great too. Who Should Watch It : Major femdom fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is pretty well balanced, but it also sounds like theres an industrial fan or two running in the room. You also get some frequent traffic noises. The video is pretty well lit, but a little soft. Music: Theres a little music at the start of the movie, but not a lot of it. The music reminds one of why people often makes fun of porno music.
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Release date: 12/7/2005
Reviewed on: 4/9/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Kitten
Studio: Kandi Peach Productions
Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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Release date: 1/10/2006
Reviewed on: 3/5/2006 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Holly Wellin, Monique Madison, Gianna Lynn, Sahara Knite, Georgia Peach, Emilianna, Fallon Summers, Codi Milo
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Mr. Pete
Review brief: There are two things that keep Bitches in Heat #3 from being a terrific flick. One is Mrthe other is Pete. If ever there was a case of a person over directing, this is it. Admittedly, Ive never been a big fan of Mr. Pete, either as a performer or as a director. But I went into this review without prejudice (I swear, Your Honor!). But, to be blunt, he has made this potentially great flick unwatchable. I believe most viewers watch an all-girl lezfest in order to see beautiful women making love to (or fucking the hell out of) each other. I imagine most lesbians view these types of films just as hetero couples watch straight porn and gays watch gay porn. So why in the world would Mr. Pete, as director, impose himself in every scene? Does he believe that lesbians (and, for that matter, all viewers) will not mind that theres a MAN injecting himself into what was supposed to be an all-girl feature? For Petes sake, what was the guy thinking? He has lined up an impressive cast, including such lovelies as Georgia Peach, Fallon Summers, and Courtney Simpson.
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Release date: 9/27/2005
Reviewed on: 12/27/2005 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Randy Spears, Cheyenne Silver, Noname Jane, Tanya Danielle, Nina Ferrari, Tawny Roberts, Sydnee Steele, Zora Banx, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Flawless #3 should be renamed Very Flawed #3. The folks at Cal Vista/Metro really know how to screw up a compilation, and this is proof positive. Where to startokay, the box cover lists nine actresses, yet shouts out in bold letters 10 of the hottest girls in adult! I could overlook that error, but not the fact that six (count em) six of the girls dont appear on the disc. The one guy they list on the cast, Randy Spears, also does not appear in any of the eight scenes. In addition, most of the missing girls pictures appear on the box, which smacks of bait and switch to this non-lawyer. So, if you obtained this disc to see Tanya Roberts (the gorgeous cover girl), Sydnee Steele, Zora Bank (their spelling, not mine or yours), Violet Blue, Ann Marie, or Asia Carrera, you are flat out of luck. The box also proudly announces a sizzling Bonus Scene from the hot and sexy Xara Diaz. Of course, there is no bonus scene at all.
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Release date: 9/9/2005
Reviewed on: 12/21/2005 by Nutty Buddy
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Starring: Tiger, Keeani Lei, Alyssa West, Arcadia Davida, Isabella Stanza, Carly Kaleb, Serena Sin, Cherry Poppens
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Shut Up & Swallow #3 STUDIO: DIRECTOR:Uncredited CAST:Isabella Stanza, Keanni Lei, Cherry Poppins, Carly Kaleb, Arcadia DavidaAlyssa West, Serena Sin & Tiger Q U I C K I E REVIEW: There isn't many positives about this. I can say Isabella Stanza is an accomplished cocksucker. The dialogue, eye contact, gagging and constantly smacking herself on the cheek with it gets points from me. I also liked Tiger's scene. She's very cute. The camerawork was still pretty dull in both scenes like the rest of the film, which I found to be unwatchable. There is ghastly male talent in this movie. The first guy was a polar bear (overweight, literally white and extremely hairy) and couldn't even keep wood with Keanni Lei. Once they started playing with the whip cream and she was spreading it all over his flaccid weiner and rubbing it all around-I moved on. Arcadia Davida is a very pretty Asian girl but she takes on two perverted senior citizens.
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Release date: 9/9/2005
Reviewed on: 10/25/2005 by scipio
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Starring: David Perry, Bruno SX, Katarina, Claudia Ferrari, Anastasia Christ, Cony Ferrara, Susane Brend, Nikki Rider, Victoria Slim, Katy Caro
Studio: Private
Directed by: Gianfranco Romagnoli
Review brief: Cum on My Face #4 Directors: Trevor Black, David Perry, Gianfranco Romagnoli. Extras: Karaoke Clip: A semi-amusing dance-pop rewrite rendition of Monty Python's "Sit on my face". I wonder if they paid the Pythons royalties for it? Trailers: A trailer for this disc which manages to make it look unappealing. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's cast. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: Who is in the scenes, who directed them, and where they were shot.
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