Me Luv Teeny Weenie Review

I would have to recommend that almost everyone should pass on this movie as it fails to deliver in every category. While the title states that the peckers are small, it does not mention that the little guys can't even stay up. Include horrible camera work, editing and subtitles (which were expected, but still irritating) and you have a very poor film.

The Highs

After watching this flick, I feel much more confident about my equipment and ability to use it. If you are a fan of Asians, there were a few attractive ones in the movie, however, the more attractive ones had the shortest scenes. About the most appealing aspect in the entire film for me was the women's nether regions. I like bits that have a little extra skin and ones that are much darker than the surrounding area. Both preferences were there for me to appreciate. I wish I had more to add to this section, but that about sums it up.

The Lows

There are a lot of them!
These guys with their teeny weenies could not keep an erection! Out of the ten scenes in the movie four were blow jobs, one of which was more or less a hand job and the remaining had mostly very mediocre sex. In all of the B/J scenes the guys were soft right up until they blew their loads. The sex scenes were so horribly edited that I spent more time noticing errors than enjoying the naked women. In fact, out of the ten scenes, I think I was aroused a total of once. The lack of realism as the girls pretended to be ripped open by these dicks that only went in a couple of inches was one of many problems with the sex scenes. One of the biggest irritants was the use of a split screen to show a close up of the action and a more distant view point. Unfortunately the close-ups were so close that it seemed you were looking at a photograph and the distant shots were difficult to decipher due to the smaller size from using only half the screen.
Another frustrating thing is that the scenes that actually had the more attractive women, were also the scenes that were B/J only. To add insult to injury you don't even get a good look at these girls bits and pieces, but rather be forced to watch as they try in vain to get the guys erect.

Odds and Ends

This movie included plenty of facials, some with unwilling participants.
It had cream pies.
There was squirting in a couple of scenes.
Two of the scenes had Ass-to-Mouth (Guy's ass/ girl's mouth)
Almost all scenes were one guy and one girl.

There was no girl on girl.
There was no anal.

The Techie Stuff

Audio/ Visual - The camera work was Horrible! As well as what has been noted above, an excellent example of the poor quality of the camera work is shown in scene two. The camera does an extreme close-up that is so close you do not even see the girls face. All you have on your television for a period of time is a man's little willy. There was no music in the film, which is neither a good or bad thing for me.
Menu - Plain Jane
Extras - Non-existent

Conclusion

To recap:
- A movie full of limp dicks
- You do not get to see all of the better looking girls' bits and pieces
- Split screens are not effective
- Ten scenes creating one erection equals bad movie!
- Your money would be better spent elsewhere

Special Note

Although this film was a flop, I do think there could be a market for smaller to average sized penises being showcased. The emphasis would have to be on showing how the guy is effective at getting the girl off, rather than trying to pretend that they are ripping the girl in half. One should always work with what they have instead of trying to compensate for what they don't.