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First Offense 2
Release date: 4/21/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Peter North, John West, Chris Charming, Lee Stone, Slim Shady, Jayna Oso, Nautica Thorn, Luci Thai, Pason, Andrew Andretti, Jayna Woods
Studio: Northstar Associates
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: First Offense #2 is a Peter North Enterprises production, which normally means decent-looking women and fairly hard sex. This volume is no exception. There is a short set-up for each of the five scenes, but once the action begins there is no nonsense to distract the viewer. Its good hard sex from first suck to final lick. Brunette Nautica Thorn takes on Dez (Slim Shady) in the first scene. As with all the scenes in this flick, the action takes place on a couch. After Dez eats her pussy for a while, Nautica returns the favor with a nice BJ. They move through about five position changes before Dez drops a load on her mug. Another brunette, Jayna Oso, plays with Chris Charming and Andrew Riviera next. Again, the guys give it to her pretty hard (but not abusive). Theres some (but not too much) A2M and DP before she accepts a double deposit on her face. Asian Lucy Thai is up next, and shes paired with Lee Stone.
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Legal Tender 2 (Madness)
Release date: 5/27/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Brandon Iron, Tony Tedeschi, Rich Handsome, August, Barrett Blade, Christie Leigh, Lisa Marie, Roxy Jezel, Dana Vespoli, Christie Lee
Studio: Madness
Directed by: D. Cypher
Review brief: Legal Tender #2 tries to poke fun at the porn stereotypes weve watched for decades. But the humor gets lost somewhere along the way in this Andre Madness spoof. Pizza Guy starts off with Tony Tedeschi delivering a sausage pizza to Christie Lee. Thirty seconds into the dialogue, the alleged director and cameraman come onscreen to have a fake disagreement over the lame script (which it is). When the guys finally stop their inane, unfunny commentary, Tony and Christie begin having fun. Its a decent scene that ends with Christie jerking him off all over her smiling face. Strip Club seems to take forever to set up the sex between August and Barrett Blade. They talk incessantly about how this stripper/customer plot is so typical of porn fare. Finally, they start going at each other and have a spirited romp before he sprays her mug with Barrett juice. The director comes back to coach Brandon Iron at the beginning of his scene with Dana Vespoli entitled Locker Room. There is just too much dumb dialogue between the three of them to keep any heat in the scene.
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Hollywood Guru
Release date: 2/9/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Randy Spears, Giselle, Joey Ray, Taylor Lynn, Jesse V., Lauren Phoenix, Natalia Wood, Tony Sexton
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Hollywood Guru is a couples flick featuring some decent talent and okay sex action, but it could put a stroker to sleep quickly. The predictably soft music throughout is an insomniacs best friend. It even plays during the Behind the Scenes bonus feature. Zzzzzz. The movie employs Adam & Eves traditional camera work, that is, lots of Playboy Channel shooting. There are more shots of the couples kissing and fondling then there are of close-ups of actual penetration. There are no anal scenes and no facials in director Nicholas Steeles effort. In other words, invite Mom and Dad over to watch. Its that vanilla. Forget the plot. Its inane and hard to follow. Suffice to say, Steven St. Croix plays an enlightened man who spreads happiness to everyone he meets by reciting lines such as Truth is at the river. He wears a smock straight from the Beatles Magical Mystery Tour album collection. As for the sex, pretty blonde Taylor Lynn does a g/g with Lauren Phoenix; Phoenix takes on Randy Spears; attractive brunette Giselle gets our guru, St.
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Lick 'em & Stick 'em (Baby Doll)
Release date: 5/4/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Tyce Bune, Sergio, John West, Cheyne Collins, Domino, Monica Sweetheart, Julie Night, Barrett Blade, Dick Delaware, Corina Taylor, Lacy Lee
Studio: Baby Doll
Directed by: Rick Davis
Review brief: Lick Em and Stick Em is a pretty good sex flick featuring one of porns all-time cutest girls, Monica Sweetheart. There is some good, hard (but not abusive) sex; some decent talent, and facials galore. Attractive brunette Nico gets it on with Tyce Bune in the opener. The two display pretty good chemistry and Nico appears to be into the sex quite a bit. He comes on her sweet face after a couple position changes. Monica Sweetheart still moans like a Euro whore, but that annoyance aside, she always gives a great performance. She hooks up with porns newest Illustrated Man, Barrett Blade. Again, there is heat throughout this scene, and Monica willingly takes a mouthful of guy goo to finish Barrett off. Latina brunette Domino dallies with John West next and gives possibly the hottest performance of the movie. She talks dirty and moans convincingly throughout. Another facial barely douses her fire. Julie Knight and Dick Delaware take part in the most forgettable scene of the movie.
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Sodomania 42: The Juice Is Loose
Release date: 3/20/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Randy Spears, Ron Jeremy, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Rita Faltoyano, Jassie, Mick Blue, Brett Rockman, Melanie Jagger, Alicia Rhodes, Cytherea, Katin, Christie Lee
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins, William H. Nutsack, Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Sodomania #42 is a typical Patrick Collins production. That is, its full of bizarre setups and hot sex. In the first vignette, Alicia Rhodes and Melanie Jagger are students whove been called into teacher Randy Spears classroom for disciplinary reasons. They turn the tables on Randy when they discover girls panties in his desk drawer. After humiliating him for a while, they attack him. Neither girl has skipped too many meals recently, but their plumpness is hardly noticed once they start sucking and fucking. They both take it up the ass and do some A2M. Brunette Melanie takes the facial and blonde Alicia is there to lick the cum from her mug and give Randy a little PCH. Cute, thin, bespectacled brunette Jassie enters Arnold Schwartzenpeckers home for some reason (the audio was inaudible) and almost immediately goes down on him. She rides him CG displaying a terrific ass. When she turns around for RC, its porn perfection as she slides up and down his cock in perfect harmony to his thrusts.
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Strange Curves
Release date: 5/23/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Tom Byron, Scott Irish, Victoria Paris, Joey Silvera, Buck Adams, Ray Victory, Charli, April West, Sasha Strange, Kelli Warner
Studio: VCA
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: Strange Curves is a 1989 John Leslie feature recently released on DVD. Considering the original was shot on film, the transfer is very good. Too bad they couldnt improve the storyline and acting, which borders on sophomoric. Joey Silvera comes home from work to find his wife, Victoria Paris, doing two guys, Ray Victory and Buck Adams, in the bedroom. She yells at Joey, tells him she needs more loving, and he leaves. The threesome that ensues is pretty good, with the guys taking turns on the blond bombshell. Finally, Adams comes on her tits and Victory shoots on her ample butt. Despondent Joey drowns his sorrows at a bar where he meets Scott Irish, who complains about his bitch of a sister. The two swap stories of woe and Irish finally suggests they murder each others problem women. Joey declines, saying he loves Victoria. Irishs blond friend, Sasha Strange, interrupts them. When Irish leaves, Joey and Sasha go to her apartment. Her roommate, brunette cutie Kelli Warner, joins them for a threeway.
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Anal Retentive (Digital Sin)
Release date: 5/17/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by picman
Starring: Claudio Meloni, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ashley Long, Taylor Rain, Ashley Blue, Dick Smothers Jr., Jamie Brooks, Haley Paige, Katja Kassin
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: Â Prologue What are some of the elements of a good anal themed porn? Taylor Rain, Ashley Long, Ashley Blue and Katja Kassin would be a good start. Anal Retentive by Axel Braun has that and more. I'm looking forward to it. Ashley Long walks into a sitting room and plops down at the piano, playing one note badly. She knows we don't want to hear her horrible piano playing. We want to see her fucked in the ass. She turns the screen blue with her ass oriented trash talk and then displays her fine bum, smacking it enthusiastically for us. Panties pulled aside and bent over, she fingers her holes. Now naked and sitting on the piano bench, Angel fingers her pussy and ass again. This is one sexy lust bucket. Her holes are obviously finger lickin' good. Mr. Pete is sitting in a wicker easy chair, whacking off. Ashley walks over and slaps him in the face a few times before gobbling his knob. She is a great cocksucker, taking him deep with no problem.
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Swallow My Pride 4 (Red Light District)
Release date: 4/6/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by bono-ONE
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Sean Michaels, Melanie, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Tony T., Darren James, Steve Holmes, Scott Lyons, Sledge Hammer, Dic Tracy, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Maxine, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Sloan, Michael Stefano, Christie Leigh, Steve Hooper, Cuntre Pipes, Jamie Brooks, Tony Sexton, Britney Madison, Christie Lee, Mark Zane, Melanie X.
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: For fans of swallowing this has been a pretty good line with David Luger taking the reigns from Brandon on #3. The premise is real simple as these girls suck multiple cocks, get fucked real hard, and if the guys can aim straight you get a few swallowed pops. So let's jump right in. Maxine: Nice leopard style outfit which you're able to see her tits thru. Lovely face and a cute smile plus I sense a fun loving attitude. David conducts an interview with Maxine giving good answers plus David's hands are checking out her body. Maxine then gets to have some fun giving a hot POV blowjob, great eyes looking up at us plus she gags on the cock. She even does some rimming. Sexwise you get a pov shot reverse cowgirl with P2M and she jerks out a good pop right into her mouth. Next she's joined by two men and you get some hard fucking along with cock suckin. Good views of the action which also featured anal plus she's dp'd.
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Weapons of Ass Destruction 3 (Evil Angel)
Release date: 6/15/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by bono-ONE
Starring: Jules Jordan, Tiffany Mynx, Charmane Star, Alberto Rey, Rose, Mark Wood, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Roxy Jezel, Jayna Oso, Teagan Presley
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: People can throw around terms like this is an event dvd but then it's up to said dvd to live up to that hype. To say this about a Jules Jordan dvd is not far fetched at all as he's put out some of the most strokeable porn of the last few years so I have high hopes for this one. This dvd has five scenes and three reviews I know of have already given good blow by blow descriptions of the scenes so I'll give some of that but moreso just my impressions of what I was seeing. One thing to look forward to is the first time squirting of Teagan in her scene and guess what that just happens to be the first scene!! Teagan: This girl is really taking the biz by storm this year and while she has room to improve as far as energy and performance her biggest plus I see is her World Class Ass and folks she knows how to use the bootie and Jules is a master at shooting the bootie! As for this scene the first ten minutes or so Teagan is tied up to a door and lets Mark Ashley dominate her pretty hard.
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Full Anal Access (Platinum X Pictures)
Release date: 7/10/2003
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Mark Davis, Erik Everhard, Frank Gun, Steve Holmes, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Mandy Bright, Michael Stefano, Ashley Blue, Jasmine Lynn, Brooke Ballentyne, Rio Mariah
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Access is defined as: The ability, right or liberty to approach, enter, exit, make use of, gain access or communicate with, restricted areas. If you have ever eaten at a buffet or had your colon checked, you already know the definition of Full and Anal. Ashley Blue [ /image ] --> Maybe its the tan, maybe it was just the fact that My Cousin Vinny was on satellite, but she looked a lot like Marissa Tomei in this scene. Cute round face, and a matching ass to boot. This was probably only my third Blue scene. Her shape form and figure are at top of their game. I can truly say I have never seen her look better. She did a DP and made this scene a Big Ass Anal Dream. The camera work was flawless, and she made it all look easy. The height of the scene was almost like childbirth. While doing a double anal, Stefano held and stroked her hand while Ashley worked on her breathing with beads of sweat forming on her forehead, while the other two men stretched her colon.
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Sakura Tales 5
Release date: 5/6/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Kitty, Jay Ashley, Alberto Rey, Loni, Sledge Hammer, K.K., Talon, Reina Leone, Mia Parks, Nyla Thai, Joe Friday, Jade Moore, Mila Yung, Heidi Ho
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Mila [ /image ] --> This girl had that same baby voice that Katie Morgan has, but her figure was anything but baby like. Mila was a thick girl with all kinds of Asian ass. Her breast were perky and bounced like silicone when she rode cowgirl style. She talked some pretty good trash, but it felt overacted. Not a whole lot of passion, but a good bust at the end. Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 7/10 Kitty [ /image ] --> Id call her cute, but she looks way too young for me to be aroused. Its scary to me how young some of these females can look. Nonetheless, the guy in this scene was either packing, or Kitty was so petit he looked like a whole lot of dingaling. Kitty moaned and groaned, but the appearance of childhood kept me from feeling this scene. Female Looks 6/10 Sex Rating 6/10 Reina Leone [ /image ] --> I had already fallen in love with her stills. I had yet to see a scene, but she appeared to be the hottest Pacific Rim girl on digital. Unfortunately, I was not so impressed here.
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My Play Toy 2
Release date: 7/16/2003
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Kaylynn, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Red Ezra
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: approx. 170 min. (includes both camera angles) Production Date: 4 / 02 / 2003 Director: Red Ezra Cast: Kaylynn, Nicole Sheridan, and you (played by Voodoo) The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard mixed things about this DVD but after how much I enjoyed the original My Playtoy I cant help but have hope for this one. Initial Reaction: Disappointment Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Nicole and Kaylynn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for a well done virtual sex feature The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is nicely balanced and clear, although there are a few points in the girl / girl section where you can hear the girls being given directions from off camera. The video is pretty good for the most part. Its very well lit and clear, although the girls are chopped off a bit for some segments. Music: None False Advertising: The cover claims that there are interviews and a behind the scenes featurette.
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Truly Nice Tits 6
Release date: 6/11/2004
Reviewed on: 7/11/2004 by morbidthoughts
Starring: Joel Lawrence, Robert Rosenberg, Jennifer, Janet, Alena, George Uhl, Black Diamond, K.K., Lauro Giotto, Bellissima, Anita Queen, Darina, Seda, Lynne, Audrey Jaymes
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: I love tits. I love big natural tits. I love big natural tits on slim girls. That's what Brian Xin is trying to present with Truly Nice Tits 6. Looking at the girls on the cover, I'm screeching "Guddamn!!!". Where the hell did he find these beautifully stacked girls? Heh... only in Europe. Jennifer, Darina, and George Darina is a beautiful pale blonde. Jennifer is a tan blonde that looks like a cross between Brooke and Autumn Austin with her hair in a bun. Both have great racks although Darina has the bigger and the better. Darina is also the more attractive of the two. They must be European. Darina and Jennifer play with each other a bit. Lots of nipple licking, lotion rubbing, and kissing. It's a beautiful sight. George joins in. What a lucky man. This seems like a DDF scene. Darina is a very shallow blowjobber. More like a handjobber. Jennifer goes deeper but it lasts about 20 seconds. Jeeze.
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Adult Stars At Home 4
Release date: 1/5/2004
Reviewed on: 7/11/2004 by Black Panther
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Billy Glide, Amber Lynn, Mark Davis, Nina Hartley, Ernest Greene, Nikita Denise, Carmen Luvana, Anastasia Pierce
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Luc Wylder
Review brief: Running Time: 1:31mProduction Date: 6/27/2003Director: Luc WylderStudio: Fallen Angel, distributed by Adam & EveWho'd like it: Those into "Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous or MTV Cribs," Hot Sex with a touch of fetish thrown in, or just something different.Who wouldn't like it: Those looking for extreme, gonzo, wall-to-wall, anal sex, and no talking.Cast:Nina HartleyAmber LynnCarmen LuvanaAlexandra SilkNikita DeniseAnastasia PierceMark DavisBilly GlideErnest GreeneFirst Impressions: I get all of my films with women I know I can trust to turn me on. Nina Hartley, Amber Lynn, Nikita Denise, and Alexandra Silk easily fit my criteria. Carmen Luvana was the woman that I wanted to see more of. I hadn't seen a lot of Luc Wylder's work, so I wasn't sure what I'd get. I just knew Ernest Greene was gonna give a novice like me a look into the kinkier side of sex.The Scenario: Like I said, this is basically porn's answer to mainstream shows like "LifeStyles Of The Rich & Famous," "MTV Cribs," or BET's "How I'm Living." Three shows that I've rarely watched.
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Barely 18 9 (Sin City)
Release date: 5/19/2004
Reviewed on: 7/11/2004 by Kelly
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Anthony Hardwood, Talon, Dani Woodward, Randi Wright, Porsha Blaze, Marcos Leon, Haley Paige, Kelly Kline
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: Title: Barely 18 #9 Company: Sin City Length: 1 hour and 29 minutes (89 minutes) Production Date(s): April 3, 2004 Release Date: May 20, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Christian Knight The Abridged Version: I started off my review of Barely 18 #8 by referring to it as vanilla porn. In my view, it was just another undistinguishable young girl video peppered with tired pretenses and far too formulaic 3-position-and-pop sex. Its funny though. Barely 18 #9 shares some of the same characteristics of its predecessor but I wouldnt dare refer to it as being vanilla. Why? Well, there are 5 reasons why. Haley Paige, Kelly Kline, Porsha Blaze, Dani Woodward, and Randi Wright. In volume 8, Jennifer Luv was the only girl who gave director Christian Knight anything to work with. In volume 9, every single girl gives the director and his talented crew a lot to work with. Every scene is single boy/girl, which will be news to the ears of those who might be tiring of the trend of multiple partners in each and every porn scene.
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Trouser Treats
Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 7/11/2004 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Man's Best
Review brief: TROUSER TREATS is a Mans Best film from Germany taken over by Y.M.A.C. for U.S. distribution. The action is all outdoors. The participants are twinks, 4 cuteand one not-so-cute. Fuck the Boss appears in English on the screen. We see a young man head for the outdoor privy where he sits to jack off. Another young man in a suit and tie is seen strolling across the fields. Even though he is no older that the wanker, his clothes identify him as the boss. Willy Wanker is surprised to see the boss but not intimidated. Nor is the boss upset with Willy. A tongue duel follows and the boss goes down on the wankers hairless dick. Soon Willy is undressing the boss andguess what? The boss doesnt have any pubic hair either. Theres no danger of either getting hair in their mouths as they suck one anothers dicks. The boss has a big one (that must why hes the boss). Willie sticks three of his fingers up his own butt and then sits on the boss cock. At this point Im thinking the earlier caption should have read, Fucked By the Boss just as in real life.
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NY Cum
Release date: 6/1/2004
Reviewed on: 7/11/2004 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Blue Alley
Review brief: There is a vast difference between an amateur film and an amateurish film. I fear this one falls into the latter category. We view the action either from a stationary camera or from a wobbling hand-held one. The editingif indeed it has been edited, I think the camera just starts and stopsjerks from one dick to another. Our host and major suckee for these proceedings is a chap who calls himself Marc Spitz. (No, he is not the Olympic gold medal swimmer.) Marc is not a bad looking guy. He has a blondish mustache and goatee, and a rather nice body. Its his constant chatter that gets one down. Didnt his momma ever tell him not to talk with his mouth full? The setting for the first scene is a cheap hotel room. After an unrehearsed intro, a brownish uncut cock protruding from a hairy beer belly comes into view. Marc sucks it a bit and the guy jacks off into Marcs mouth. Now, I used to like cum as much as the next guy (probably more) but this load seems to come from a most unappetizing source.
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Space Nuts
Release date: 9/10/2003
Reviewed on: 7/11/2004 by ExperimentalGuy
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Julian, Kyle Stone, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Phyllisha Anne, Shanna McCullough, Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, Kim Chambers, Scott Styles, jessica drake, Devinn Lane, Jim Enright, Katie Morgan, Trevor Zen, Amber Rain, Kaylani Lei, Hollie Stevens, Stormy Daniels
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
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Hot Latin Lesbians 2
Release date: 1/5/2004
Reviewed on: 7/10/2004 by Em
Starring: Melody, Katrina, Cherokee, Dana, Aurora, Dulce, Farren, Adara
Studio: Channel 69
Review brief: Hot Latin Lesbians: Volume 2 Highlights: Lesbian Love, Kissing, Analingus Data: 2004, Channel 69, 75 minutes Models: Adara, Aurora, Cherokee, Dana, Dulce, Farren, Katrina, Melody Featured Screenshot Special Features Notable Older Damsels: [1/6] None. Anal Play: [3/6] Very good. Long, explorative oral action in almost every episode, especially the last. Deep Oral Penetration: [3/6] Two eipsodes. Quite good. Footsies: [0/6] None. Kissing: [3/6] Some kissing in all episodes. Very hot scene in the last episode. Summary Purchase Recommendation: [3/6] Overall Rating: [4/6] Time flies! No doubt about that. Once upon a damsel, Channel 69 produced one misnomer after another. Their beginnings were indeed humble. What their output had been before 1997 we do not want to know. The mature women series from the late nineties were godawful. Lesbian Mature Women is one series, Solo Over Forty is another. Both have delicious titles, but the viewing experience is simply horrendous.
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Packers
Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 7/10/2004 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Titan Media
Review brief: When I heard that Titan was doing a film called PACKERS, I immediately thought the action would take place in a meat packing plant. Instead it takes place in a warehouse where they are packing Pjur Eros lubricant, a Titan product, a sample of which is included with the DVD. But the film is not a hard sell on lube. Sex is the main thing and theres lots of that here. In fact no one seems to do much work at all in this warehouse and its a wonder theres any lube left to pack. And it turns out that I wasnt really wrong at all. It IS a meat packing plant, after all. The film begins with former twink Brad Benton making a delivery. Hearing Marcos David and Mario Ortiz arriving, he hides behind some cartons. Marcos and Mario are typical Titan men, buff with some hair on their torsos, ruggedly handsome. Both sport large uncut dicks. Brad becomes engrossed when Mario goes down on Marcos. When Mario stands and places his own skin-covered wonder on top of Marcos and starts jacking them both off, Bradaccidentally on purposemakes a noise that alerts them to their masturbating audience.
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Sodomania 42: The Juice Is Loose
Release date: 3/20/2004
Reviewed on: 7/10/2004 by picman
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Randy Spears, Ron Jeremy, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Rita Faltoyano, Jassie, Mick Blue, Brett Rockman, Melanie Jagger, Alicia Rhodes, Cytherea, Katin, Christie Lee
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins, William H. Nutsack, Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Prologue Sodomania is a collection of scenes having nothing to do with each other and directed by the various directors at Elegant Angel. I believe that Patrick Collins does two scenes as does William H. and Zupko has one. The female cast is impressive. Melanie Jagger, Alicia Rhodes, Jassie, Katin, Christie Lee, Roxanne Hall, Rita Faltayano and a cameo by Squirtwoman herself, Cytherea. Worth a watch, don't you think? Alicia Rhodes and Melanie Jagger The Black Hole Alicia and Melanie have been ordered into school on a Saturday to have a meeting with their teacher, Randy Spears, about their grades. Melanie, being the scamp that she is, peeks into teacher's desk before he arrives and finds a stash of girls panties, one of which she recognizes as her own, and soiled at that. The girls have the upper hand now and intend to use it. They confront Randy and proceed to blackmail him.
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Gypsy Woman
Release date: 3/5/2004
Reviewed on: 7/10/2004 by Black Panther
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Chloe, Eric Masterson, Dominica Leoni, Alex Rox, Kurt Lockwood, Serena South, Chrissy Taylor, Dana Vespoli, Victoria Sin
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Running Time: 1:35mProduction Date: 2003Studio: VCA PicturesDirector/Editer: F.J. LincolnExtra: Has the wall-to-wall scene setup without the acting that some may prefer. Also has a voice activation interactive system that works with certain computers. The rest in the regular play, jump-to-a-scene, contacts, photo gallery, star bios, internet info.Better than some dvd's, but could have been better.Cast:Chloe: Bella/Stripper/Con Artist/GypsyDana Vespoli: Bartender/Con Artist/GypsyDominica Leoni: Crystal/GypsySerena South: Romeo's Chick/Bartender Crissy Taylor: Biker Chick Victoria Sinister: Biker ChickKurt Lockwood: Romeo/Con ArtistEric Masterson: Michael/PigeonSteve Hatcher: Strip Club PatronAlex Rox: Crystal's Pigeon4 Biker Dudes (non-sex roles)First Impressions: I got this to really get a look at something recent from director F.J. Linciln, plus I especially wanted to get a look at Dana Vespoli, since everyone has been talking about how hot she is. I used Chloe as a valuable back-up just in case Dana bombed.
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Ultimate Asses 3 (Red Light District)
Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 7/10/2004 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Olivia O'Lovely, Lauren Phoenix, Dana Vespoli, Hollie Stevens, Katja Kassin
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Title: Ultimate Asses #3 Cast: Dana Vespoli, Katja Kassin, Olivia O Lovely, Hollie Stevens, Lauren Phoenix, Manual Ferrara, Steve Holmes & Michael Stefano Director: Michael Stefano Studio: Platinum X Pictures Duration: 2:11:00 Date Of Production: January 20, 23, 24, 25, 26, 2004 Whats Happening: Straight, anal, double penetration, gaping anal, pussy to mouth, ass to mouth, toys, facials Scene One Katja Kassin, Manuel Ferrara & Steve Holmes This is pile up/traffic jam ass. This much ass is downright illicit & wrong. Holy shit. Okay, Katja is a red head from Germany & she wears a red tank top & matching booty shorts over some fishnets, along with some black high heels. Ive seen Katja maybe 6 or 7 times now & so far this is the best Ive seen her. The scene opens up with Katja outside in a yard shaking her ass freely. She walks around, bends over some stairs, spanks herself & then removes her shorts & wears only her fishnets & heels. For about 3:30-4 minutes you get to see this remarkable piece of work in every way possible.
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Weapons of Ass Destruction 3 (Evil Angel)
Release date: 6/15/2004
Reviewed on: 7/9/2004 by picman
Starring: Jules Jordan, Tiffany Mynx, Charmane Star, Alberto Rey, Rose, Mark Wood, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Roxy Jezel, Jayna Oso, Teagan Presley
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Weapons Of Ass Destruction 3 Prologue Jules Jordan has released another ass busting collection and cast wise it looks great. The much talked about Teagan and a very rare anal by Charmane Star are enough to sell me, but Tiffany Mynx is like the icing on the cake. Adding Roxy Jezel, Jayna Oso and Rose just makes it that much sweeter. On with the show. Teagan is attached to a white door by her ankles and wrists. She also has a purple ball gag in her mouth. Mark Ashley walks over to her with a riding crop in his hands. He inspects her lower 40 with it and starts to smack her ass and legs. He drops the crop and massages Teagan's pussy, pulling off her skirt and slapping her ass some more. Mark decides kissing and licking her bunghole is better and he sticks his head up her ass. He unclasps her restraints, but she continues to hold on to the straps, leaving herself vulnerable.
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Black Bastard 1, The
Release date: 12/5/2003
Reviewed on: 7/9/2004 by picman
Starring: Jake Steed, Vince Vouyer, Lexington Steele, Shyla, Jade Marcela, Aspen Brock, Ice, Rumika Powers
Studio: Anabolic
Review brief: The Black Bastard #1 Prologue The Black Bastard #1 is a compilation of six scenes with Lexington Steele during his celebrated Anabolic days. Of these, the only one I had viewed previously is Jade Marcela's scene that opened Balls Deep #1. I'm looking forward to the carnage. Jade Marcela-Balls Deep #1 Jade gets this video off and running, giving Vince Vouyer a bj. After getting him good and hard she turns her attention to Lex's cock. Jade plays with a red jelly dong and then gets back to Vince's dick. Lex, seeing her rear unprotected, sticks his cock in her pussy from behind. Cut to Vince fucking her in mish while Jade sucks Lex. She's still wearing some pretty pink satin panties that are just pushed aside. Her body looks phenomenal laid out like this. Vince gets rid of the panties and continues to fuck her. Cut to RC on Lex as she keeps her mouth busy on Vince. When she isn't sucking, she's howling. Jade gets almost all of Lex into her snatch, then wets him with her spit and rides him deep with a twist.
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Release date: 4/21/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Peter North, John West, Chris Charming, Lee Stone, Slim Shady, Jayna Oso, Nautica Thorn, Luci Thai, Pason, Andrew Andretti, Jayna Woods
Studio: Northstar Associates
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: First Offense #2 is a Peter North Enterprises production, which normally means decent-looking women and fairly hard sex. This volume is no exception. There is a short set-up for each of the five scenes, but once the action begins there is no nonsense to distract the viewer. Its good hard sex from first suck to final lick. Brunette Nautica Thorn takes on Dez (Slim Shady) in the first scene. As with all the scenes in this flick, the action takes place on a couch. After Dez eats her pussy for a while, Nautica returns the favor with a nice BJ. They move through about five position changes before Dez drops a load on her mug. Another brunette, Jayna Oso, plays with Chris Charming and Andrew Riviera next. Again, the guys give it to her pretty hard (but not abusive). Theres some (but not too much) A2M and DP before she accepts a double deposit on her face. Asian Lucy Thai is up next, and shes paired with Lee Stone.
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Release date: 5/27/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Brandon Iron, Tony Tedeschi, Rich Handsome, August, Barrett Blade, Christie Leigh, Lisa Marie, Roxy Jezel, Dana Vespoli, Christie Lee
Studio: Madness
Directed by: D. Cypher
Review brief: Legal Tender #2 tries to poke fun at the porn stereotypes weve watched for decades. But the humor gets lost somewhere along the way in this Andre Madness spoof. Pizza Guy starts off with Tony Tedeschi delivering a sausage pizza to Christie Lee. Thirty seconds into the dialogue, the alleged director and cameraman come onscreen to have a fake disagreement over the lame script (which it is). When the guys finally stop their inane, unfunny commentary, Tony and Christie begin having fun. Its a decent scene that ends with Christie jerking him off all over her smiling face. Strip Club seems to take forever to set up the sex between August and Barrett Blade. They talk incessantly about how this stripper/customer plot is so typical of porn fare. Finally, they start going at each other and have a spirited romp before he sprays her mug with Barrett juice. The director comes back to coach Brandon Iron at the beginning of his scene with Dana Vespoli entitled Locker Room. There is just too much dumb dialogue between the three of them to keep any heat in the scene.
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Release date: 2/9/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Randy Spears, Giselle, Joey Ray, Taylor Lynn, Jesse V., Lauren Phoenix, Natalia Wood, Tony Sexton
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Hollywood Guru is a couples flick featuring some decent talent and okay sex action, but it could put a stroker to sleep quickly. The predictably soft music throughout is an insomniacs best friend. It even plays during the Behind the Scenes bonus feature. Zzzzzz. The movie employs Adam & Eves traditional camera work, that is, lots of Playboy Channel shooting. There are more shots of the couples kissing and fondling then there are of close-ups of actual penetration. There are no anal scenes and no facials in director Nicholas Steeles effort. In other words, invite Mom and Dad over to watch. Its that vanilla. Forget the plot. Its inane and hard to follow. Suffice to say, Steven St. Croix plays an enlightened man who spreads happiness to everyone he meets by reciting lines such as Truth is at the river. He wears a smock straight from the Beatles Magical Mystery Tour album collection. As for the sex, pretty blonde Taylor Lynn does a g/g with Lauren Phoenix; Phoenix takes on Randy Spears; attractive brunette Giselle gets our guru, St.
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Release date: 5/4/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Tyce Bune, Sergio, John West, Cheyne Collins, Domino, Monica Sweetheart, Julie Night, Barrett Blade, Dick Delaware, Corina Taylor, Lacy Lee
Studio: Baby Doll
Directed by: Rick Davis
Review brief: Lick Em and Stick Em is a pretty good sex flick featuring one of porns all-time cutest girls, Monica Sweetheart. There is some good, hard (but not abusive) sex; some decent talent, and facials galore. Attractive brunette Nico gets it on with Tyce Bune in the opener. The two display pretty good chemistry and Nico appears to be into the sex quite a bit. He comes on her sweet face after a couple position changes. Monica Sweetheart still moans like a Euro whore, but that annoyance aside, she always gives a great performance. She hooks up with porns newest Illustrated Man, Barrett Blade. Again, there is heat throughout this scene, and Monica willingly takes a mouthful of guy goo to finish Barrett off. Latina brunette Domino dallies with John West next and gives possibly the hottest performance of the movie. She talks dirty and moans convincingly throughout. Another facial barely douses her fire. Julie Knight and Dick Delaware take part in the most forgettable scene of the movie.
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Release date: 3/20/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Randy Spears, Ron Jeremy, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Rita Faltoyano, Jassie, Mick Blue, Brett Rockman, Melanie Jagger, Alicia Rhodes, Cytherea, Katin, Christie Lee
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins, William H. Nutsack, Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Sodomania #42 is a typical Patrick Collins production. That is, its full of bizarre setups and hot sex. In the first vignette, Alicia Rhodes and Melanie Jagger are students whove been called into teacher Randy Spears classroom for disciplinary reasons. They turn the tables on Randy when they discover girls panties in his desk drawer. After humiliating him for a while, they attack him. Neither girl has skipped too many meals recently, but their plumpness is hardly noticed once they start sucking and fucking. They both take it up the ass and do some A2M. Brunette Melanie takes the facial and blonde Alicia is there to lick the cum from her mug and give Randy a little PCH. Cute, thin, bespectacled brunette Jassie enters Arnold Schwartzenpeckers home for some reason (the audio was inaudible) and almost immediately goes down on him. She rides him CG displaying a terrific ass. When she turns around for RC, its porn perfection as she slides up and down his cock in perfect harmony to his thrusts.
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Release date: 5/23/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Tom Byron, Scott Irish, Victoria Paris, Joey Silvera, Buck Adams, Ray Victory, Charli, April West, Sasha Strange, Kelli Warner
Studio: VCA
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: Strange Curves is a 1989 John Leslie feature recently released on DVD. Considering the original was shot on film, the transfer is very good. Too bad they couldnt improve the storyline and acting, which borders on sophomoric. Joey Silvera comes home from work to find his wife, Victoria Paris, doing two guys, Ray Victory and Buck Adams, in the bedroom. She yells at Joey, tells him she needs more loving, and he leaves. The threesome that ensues is pretty good, with the guys taking turns on the blond bombshell. Finally, Adams comes on her tits and Victory shoots on her ample butt. Despondent Joey drowns his sorrows at a bar where he meets Scott Irish, who complains about his bitch of a sister. The two swap stories of woe and Irish finally suggests they murder each others problem women. Joey declines, saying he loves Victoria. Irishs blond friend, Sasha Strange, interrupts them. When Irish leaves, Joey and Sasha go to her apartment. Her roommate, brunette cutie Kelli Warner, joins them for a threeway.
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Release date: 5/17/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by picman
Starring: Claudio Meloni, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ashley Long, Taylor Rain, Ashley Blue, Dick Smothers Jr., Jamie Brooks, Haley Paige, Katja Kassin
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: Â Prologue What are some of the elements of a good anal themed porn? Taylor Rain, Ashley Long, Ashley Blue and Katja Kassin would be a good start. Anal Retentive by Axel Braun has that and more. I'm looking forward to it. Ashley Long walks into a sitting room and plops down at the piano, playing one note badly. She knows we don't want to hear her horrible piano playing. We want to see her fucked in the ass. She turns the screen blue with her ass oriented trash talk and then displays her fine bum, smacking it enthusiastically for us. Panties pulled aside and bent over, she fingers her holes. Now naked and sitting on the piano bench, Angel fingers her pussy and ass again. This is one sexy lust bucket. Her holes are obviously finger lickin' good. Mr. Pete is sitting in a wicker easy chair, whacking off. Ashley walks over and slaps him in the face a few times before gobbling his knob. She is a great cocksucker, taking him deep with no problem.
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Release date: 4/6/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by bono-ONE
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Sean Michaels, Melanie, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Tony T., Darren James, Steve Holmes, Scott Lyons, Sledge Hammer, Dic Tracy, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Maxine, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Sloan, Michael Stefano, Christie Leigh, Steve Hooper, Cuntre Pipes, Jamie Brooks, Tony Sexton, Britney Madison, Christie Lee, Mark Zane, Melanie X.
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: For fans of swallowing this has been a pretty good line with David Luger taking the reigns from Brandon on #3. The premise is real simple as these girls suck multiple cocks, get fucked real hard, and if the guys can aim straight you get a few swallowed pops. So let's jump right in. Maxine: Nice leopard style outfit which you're able to see her tits thru. Lovely face and a cute smile plus I sense a fun loving attitude. David conducts an interview with Maxine giving good answers plus David's hands are checking out her body. Maxine then gets to have some fun giving a hot POV blowjob, great eyes looking up at us plus she gags on the cock. She even does some rimming. Sexwise you get a pov shot reverse cowgirl with P2M and she jerks out a good pop right into her mouth. Next she's joined by two men and you get some hard fucking along with cock suckin. Good views of the action which also featured anal plus she's dp'd.
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Release date: 6/15/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by bono-ONE
Starring: Jules Jordan, Tiffany Mynx, Charmane Star, Alberto Rey, Rose, Mark Wood, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Roxy Jezel, Jayna Oso, Teagan Presley
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: People can throw around terms like this is an event dvd but then it's up to said dvd to live up to that hype. To say this about a Jules Jordan dvd is not far fetched at all as he's put out some of the most strokeable porn of the last few years so I have high hopes for this one. This dvd has five scenes and three reviews I know of have already given good blow by blow descriptions of the scenes so I'll give some of that but moreso just my impressions of what I was seeing. One thing to look forward to is the first time squirting of Teagan in her scene and guess what that just happens to be the first scene!! Teagan: This girl is really taking the biz by storm this year and while she has room to improve as far as energy and performance her biggest plus I see is her World Class Ass and folks she knows how to use the bootie and Jules is a master at shooting the bootie! As for this scene the first ten minutes or so Teagan is tied up to a door and lets Mark Ashley dominate her pretty hard.
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Release date: 7/10/2003
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Mark Davis, Erik Everhard, Frank Gun, Steve Holmes, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Mandy Bright, Michael Stefano, Ashley Blue, Jasmine Lynn, Brooke Ballentyne, Rio Mariah
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Access is defined as: The ability, right or liberty to approach, enter, exit, make use of, gain access or communicate with, restricted areas. If you have ever eaten at a buffet or had your colon checked, you already know the definition of Full and Anal. Ashley Blue [ /image ] --> Maybe its the tan, maybe it was just the fact that My Cousin Vinny was on satellite, but she looked a lot like Marissa Tomei in this scene. Cute round face, and a matching ass to boot. This was probably only my third Blue scene. Her shape form and figure are at top of their game. I can truly say I have never seen her look better. She did a DP and made this scene a Big Ass Anal Dream. The camera work was flawless, and she made it all look easy. The height of the scene was almost like childbirth. While doing a double anal, Stefano held and stroked her hand while Ashley worked on her breathing with beads of sweat forming on her forehead, while the other two men stretched her colon.
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Release date: 5/6/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Kitty, Jay Ashley, Alberto Rey, Loni, Sledge Hammer, K.K., Talon, Reina Leone, Mia Parks, Nyla Thai, Joe Friday, Jade Moore, Mila Yung, Heidi Ho
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Mila [ /image ] --> This girl had that same baby voice that Katie Morgan has, but her figure was anything but baby like. Mila was a thick girl with all kinds of Asian ass. Her breast were perky and bounced like silicone when she rode cowgirl style. She talked some pretty good trash, but it felt overacted. Not a whole lot of passion, but a good bust at the end. Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 7/10 Kitty [ /image ] --> Id call her cute, but she looks way too young for me to be aroused. Its scary to me how young some of these females can look. Nonetheless, the guy in this scene was either packing, or Kitty was so petit he looked like a whole lot of dingaling. Kitty moaned and groaned, but the appearance of childhood kept me from feeling this scene. Female Looks 6/10 Sex Rating 6/10 Reina Leone [ /image ] --> I had already fallen in love with her stills. I had yet to see a scene, but she appeared to be the hottest Pacific Rim girl on digital. Unfortunately, I was not so impressed here.
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Release date: 7/16/2003
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Kaylynn, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Red Ezra
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: approx. 170 min. (includes both camera angles) Production Date: 4 / 02 / 2003 Director: Red Ezra Cast: Kaylynn, Nicole Sheridan, and you (played by Voodoo) The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard mixed things about this DVD but after how much I enjoyed the original My Playtoy I cant help but have hope for this one. Initial Reaction: Disappointment Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Nicole and Kaylynn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for a well done virtual sex feature The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is nicely balanced and clear, although there are a few points in the girl / girl section where you can hear the girls being given directions from off camera. The video is pretty good for the most part. Its very well lit and clear, although the girls are chopped off a bit for some segments. Music: None False Advertising: The cover claims that there are interviews and a behind the scenes featurette.
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Release date: 6/11/2004
Reviewed on: 7/11/2004 by morbidthoughts
Starring: Joel Lawrence, Robert Rosenberg, Jennifer, Janet, Alena, George Uhl, Black Diamond, K.K., Lauro Giotto, Bellissima, Anita Queen, Darina, Seda, Lynne, Audrey Jaymes
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: I love tits. I love big natural tits. I love big natural tits on slim girls. That's what Brian Xin is trying to present with Truly Nice Tits 6. Looking at the girls on the cover, I'm screeching "Guddamn!!!". Where the hell did he find these beautifully stacked girls? Heh... only in Europe. Jennifer, Darina, and George Darina is a beautiful pale blonde. Jennifer is a tan blonde that looks like a cross between Brooke and Autumn Austin with her hair in a bun. Both have great racks although Darina has the bigger and the better. Darina is also the more attractive of the two. They must be European. Darina and Jennifer play with each other a bit. Lots of nipple licking, lotion rubbing, and kissing. It's a beautiful sight. George joins in. What a lucky man. This seems like a DDF scene. Darina is a very shallow blowjobber. More like a handjobber. Jennifer goes deeper but it lasts about 20 seconds. Jeeze.
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Release date: 1/5/2004
Reviewed on: 7/11/2004 by Black Panther
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Billy Glide, Amber Lynn, Mark Davis, Nina Hartley, Ernest Greene, Nikita Denise, Carmen Luvana, Anastasia Pierce
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Luc Wylder
Review brief: Running Time: 1:31mProduction Date: 6/27/2003Director: Luc WylderStudio: Fallen Angel, distributed by Adam & EveWho'd like it: Those into "Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous or MTV Cribs," Hot Sex with a touch of fetish thrown in, or just something different.Who wouldn't like it: Those looking for extreme, gonzo, wall-to-wall, anal sex, and no talking.Cast:Nina HartleyAmber LynnCarmen LuvanaAlexandra SilkNikita DeniseAnastasia PierceMark DavisBilly GlideErnest GreeneFirst Impressions: I get all of my films with women I know I can trust to turn me on. Nina Hartley, Amber Lynn, Nikita Denise, and Alexandra Silk easily fit my criteria. Carmen Luvana was the woman that I wanted to see more of. I hadn't seen a lot of Luc Wylder's work, so I wasn't sure what I'd get. I just knew Ernest Greene was gonna give a novice like me a look into the kinkier side of sex.The Scenario: Like I said, this is basically porn's answer to mainstream shows like "LifeStyles Of The Rich & Famous," "MTV Cribs," or BET's "How I'm Living." Three shows that I've rarely watched.
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Release date: 5/19/2004
Reviewed on: 7/11/2004 by Kelly
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Anthony Hardwood, Talon, Dani Woodward, Randi Wright, Porsha Blaze, Marcos Leon, Haley Paige, Kelly Kline
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: Title: Barely 18 #9 Company: Sin City Length: 1 hour and 29 minutes (89 minutes) Production Date(s): April 3, 2004 Release Date: May 20, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Christian Knight The Abridged Version: I started off my review of Barely 18 #8 by referring to it as vanilla porn. In my view, it was just another undistinguishable young girl video peppered with tired pretenses and far too formulaic 3-position-and-pop sex. Its funny though. Barely 18 #9 shares some of the same characteristics of its predecessor but I wouldnt dare refer to it as being vanilla. Why? Well, there are 5 reasons why. Haley Paige, Kelly Kline, Porsha Blaze, Dani Woodward, and Randi Wright. In volume 8, Jennifer Luv was the only girl who gave director Christian Knight anything to work with. In volume 9, every single girl gives the director and his talented crew a lot to work with. Every scene is single boy/girl, which will be news to the ears of those who might be tiring of the trend of multiple partners in each and every porn scene.
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Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 7/11/2004 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Man's Best
Review brief: TROUSER TREATS is a Mans Best film from Germany taken over by Y.M.A.C. for U.S. distribution. The action is all outdoors. The participants are twinks, 4 cuteand one not-so-cute. Fuck the Boss appears in English on the screen. We see a young man head for the outdoor privy where he sits to jack off. Another young man in a suit and tie is seen strolling across the fields. Even though he is no older that the wanker, his clothes identify him as the boss. Willy Wanker is surprised to see the boss but not intimidated. Nor is the boss upset with Willy. A tongue duel follows and the boss goes down on the wankers hairless dick. Soon Willy is undressing the boss andguess what? The boss doesnt have any pubic hair either. Theres no danger of either getting hair in their mouths as they suck one anothers dicks. The boss has a big one (that must why hes the boss). Willie sticks three of his fingers up his own butt and then sits on the boss cock. At this point Im thinking the earlier caption should have read, Fucked By the Boss just as in real life.
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Release date: 6/1/2004
Reviewed on: 7/11/2004 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Blue Alley
Review brief: There is a vast difference between an amateur film and an amateurish film. I fear this one falls into the latter category. We view the action either from a stationary camera or from a wobbling hand-held one. The editingif indeed it has been edited, I think the camera just starts and stopsjerks from one dick to another. Our host and major suckee for these proceedings is a chap who calls himself Marc Spitz. (No, he is not the Olympic gold medal swimmer.) Marc is not a bad looking guy. He has a blondish mustache and goatee, and a rather nice body. Its his constant chatter that gets one down. Didnt his momma ever tell him not to talk with his mouth full? The setting for the first scene is a cheap hotel room. After an unrehearsed intro, a brownish uncut cock protruding from a hairy beer belly comes into view. Marc sucks it a bit and the guy jacks off into Marcs mouth. Now, I used to like cum as much as the next guy (probably more) but this load seems to come from a most unappetizing source.
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Release date: 9/10/2003
Reviewed on: 7/11/2004 by ExperimentalGuy
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Julian, Kyle Stone, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Phyllisha Anne, Shanna McCullough, Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, Kim Chambers, Scott Styles, jessica drake, Devinn Lane, Jim Enright, Katie Morgan, Trevor Zen, Amber Rain, Kaylani Lei, Hollie Stevens, Stormy Daniels
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
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Release date: 1/5/2004
Reviewed on: 7/10/2004 by Em
Starring: Melody, Katrina, Cherokee, Dana, Aurora, Dulce, Farren, Adara
Studio: Channel 69
Review brief: Hot Latin Lesbians: Volume 2 Highlights: Lesbian Love, Kissing, Analingus Data: 2004, Channel 69, 75 minutes Models: Adara, Aurora, Cherokee, Dana, Dulce, Farren, Katrina, Melody Featured Screenshot Special Features Notable Older Damsels: [1/6] None. Anal Play: [3/6] Very good. Long, explorative oral action in almost every episode, especially the last. Deep Oral Penetration: [3/6] Two eipsodes. Quite good. Footsies: [0/6] None. Kissing: [3/6] Some kissing in all episodes. Very hot scene in the last episode. Summary Purchase Recommendation: [3/6] Overall Rating: [4/6] Time flies! No doubt about that. Once upon a damsel, Channel 69 produced one misnomer after another. Their beginnings were indeed humble. What their output had been before 1997 we do not want to know. The mature women series from the late nineties were godawful. Lesbian Mature Women is one series, Solo Over Forty is another. Both have delicious titles, but the viewing experience is simply horrendous.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 7/10/2004 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Titan Media
Review brief: When I heard that Titan was doing a film called PACKERS, I immediately thought the action would take place in a meat packing plant. Instead it takes place in a warehouse where they are packing Pjur Eros lubricant, a Titan product, a sample of which is included with the DVD. But the film is not a hard sell on lube. Sex is the main thing and theres lots of that here. In fact no one seems to do much work at all in this warehouse and its a wonder theres any lube left to pack. And it turns out that I wasnt really wrong at all. It IS a meat packing plant, after all. The film begins with former twink Brad Benton making a delivery. Hearing Marcos David and Mario Ortiz arriving, he hides behind some cartons. Marcos and Mario are typical Titan men, buff with some hair on their torsos, ruggedly handsome. Both sport large uncut dicks. Brad becomes engrossed when Mario goes down on Marcos. When Mario stands and places his own skin-covered wonder on top of Marcos and starts jacking them both off, Bradaccidentally on purposemakes a noise that alerts them to their masturbating audience.
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Release date: 3/20/2004
Reviewed on: 7/10/2004 by picman
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Randy Spears, Ron Jeremy, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Rita Faltoyano, Jassie, Mick Blue, Brett Rockman, Melanie Jagger, Alicia Rhodes, Cytherea, Katin, Christie Lee
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins, William H. Nutsack, Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Prologue Sodomania is a collection of scenes having nothing to do with each other and directed by the various directors at Elegant Angel. I believe that Patrick Collins does two scenes as does William H. and Zupko has one. The female cast is impressive. Melanie Jagger, Alicia Rhodes, Jassie, Katin, Christie Lee, Roxanne Hall, Rita Faltayano and a cameo by Squirtwoman herself, Cytherea. Worth a watch, don't you think? Alicia Rhodes and Melanie Jagger The Black Hole Alicia and Melanie have been ordered into school on a Saturday to have a meeting with their teacher, Randy Spears, about their grades. Melanie, being the scamp that she is, peeks into teacher's desk before he arrives and finds a stash of girls panties, one of which she recognizes as her own, and soiled at that. The girls have the upper hand now and intend to use it. They confront Randy and proceed to blackmail him.
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Release date: 3/5/2004
Reviewed on: 7/10/2004 by Black Panther
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Chloe, Eric Masterson, Dominica Leoni, Alex Rox, Kurt Lockwood, Serena South, Chrissy Taylor, Dana Vespoli, Victoria Sin
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Running Time: 1:35mProduction Date: 2003Studio: VCA PicturesDirector/Editer: F.J. LincolnExtra: Has the wall-to-wall scene setup without the acting that some may prefer. Also has a voice activation interactive system that works with certain computers. The rest in the regular play, jump-to-a-scene, contacts, photo gallery, star bios, internet info.Better than some dvd's, but could have been better.Cast:Chloe: Bella/Stripper/Con Artist/GypsyDana Vespoli: Bartender/Con Artist/GypsyDominica Leoni: Crystal/GypsySerena South: Romeo's Chick/Bartender Crissy Taylor: Biker Chick Victoria Sinister: Biker ChickKurt Lockwood: Romeo/Con ArtistEric Masterson: Michael/PigeonSteve Hatcher: Strip Club PatronAlex Rox: Crystal's Pigeon4 Biker Dudes (non-sex roles)First Impressions: I got this to really get a look at something recent from director F.J. Linciln, plus I especially wanted to get a look at Dana Vespoli, since everyone has been talking about how hot she is. I used Chloe as a valuable back-up just in case Dana bombed.
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Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 7/10/2004 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Olivia O'Lovely, Lauren Phoenix, Dana Vespoli, Hollie Stevens, Katja Kassin
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Title: Ultimate Asses #3 Cast: Dana Vespoli, Katja Kassin, Olivia O Lovely, Hollie Stevens, Lauren Phoenix, Manual Ferrara, Steve Holmes & Michael Stefano Director: Michael Stefano Studio: Platinum X Pictures Duration: 2:11:00 Date Of Production: January 20, 23, 24, 25, 26, 2004 Whats Happening: Straight, anal, double penetration, gaping anal, pussy to mouth, ass to mouth, toys, facials Scene One Katja Kassin, Manuel Ferrara & Steve Holmes This is pile up/traffic jam ass. This much ass is downright illicit & wrong. Holy shit. Okay, Katja is a red head from Germany & she wears a red tank top & matching booty shorts over some fishnets, along with some black high heels. Ive seen Katja maybe 6 or 7 times now & so far this is the best Ive seen her. The scene opens up with Katja outside in a yard shaking her ass freely. She walks around, bends over some stairs, spanks herself & then removes her shorts & wears only her fishnets & heels. For about 3:30-4 minutes you get to see this remarkable piece of work in every way possible.
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Release date: 6/15/2004
Reviewed on: 7/9/2004 by picman
Starring: Jules Jordan, Tiffany Mynx, Charmane Star, Alberto Rey, Rose, Mark Wood, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Roxy Jezel, Jayna Oso, Teagan Presley
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Weapons Of Ass Destruction 3 Prologue Jules Jordan has released another ass busting collection and cast wise it looks great. The much talked about Teagan and a very rare anal by Charmane Star are enough to sell me, but Tiffany Mynx is like the icing on the cake. Adding Roxy Jezel, Jayna Oso and Rose just makes it that much sweeter. On with the show. Teagan is attached to a white door by her ankles and wrists. She also has a purple ball gag in her mouth. Mark Ashley walks over to her with a riding crop in his hands. He inspects her lower 40 with it and starts to smack her ass and legs. He drops the crop and massages Teagan's pussy, pulling off her skirt and slapping her ass some more. Mark decides kissing and licking her bunghole is better and he sticks his head up her ass. He unclasps her restraints, but she continues to hold on to the straps, leaving herself vulnerable.
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Release date: 12/5/2003
Reviewed on: 7/9/2004 by picman
Starring: Jake Steed, Vince Vouyer, Lexington Steele, Shyla, Jade Marcela, Aspen Brock, Ice, Rumika Powers
Studio: Anabolic
Review brief: The Black Bastard #1 Prologue The Black Bastard #1 is a compilation of six scenes with Lexington Steele during his celebrated Anabolic days. Of these, the only one I had viewed previously is Jade Marcela's scene that opened Balls Deep #1. I'm looking forward to the carnage. Jade Marcela-Balls Deep #1 Jade gets this video off and running, giving Vince Vouyer a bj. After getting him good and hard she turns her attention to Lex's cock. Jade plays with a red jelly dong and then gets back to Vince's dick. Lex, seeing her rear unprotected, sticks his cock in her pussy from behind. Cut to Vince fucking her in mish while Jade sucks Lex. She's still wearing some pretty pink satin panties that are just pushed aside. Her body looks phenomenal laid out like this. Vince gets rid of the panties and continues to fuck her. Cut to RC on Lex as she keeps her mouth busy on Vince. When she isn't sucking, she's howling. Jade gets almost all of Lex into her snatch, then wets him with her spit and rides him deep with a twist.
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