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M.I.L.F. Money (Legend)

Release date: 11/18/2003
Reviewed on: 4/24/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Jeremy Steele, Sergio, Emma, Dino Bravo, Nicole Moore, Steven French, Kimmy Kahn, Tara Moon
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Grip Johnson

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 75 min. (cover states Approximate Running Time: 90 min.. Since this is enough for another full scene, Im deducting a half point from the overall score) Production Date: 08 / 2003 & 09 / 2003 Director: Grip Johnson Cast: Emma, Kimmy Kahn, Nicole Moore, Tara Moon, Dino Bravo, Jeremy Steele, Sergio, and Steve French The Short Story Initial Expectations: Id probably pass this one by except for one thing. Emma! Initial Reaction: Im definitely going to be checking out more of this series! Who Should Watch It : Fans of older women Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants anal or lesbian action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, including the conversations between the cast and the Johnsons behind the camera. The video is also nicely done. It does have a little bit of grain, but its nicely lit and has a nice balance of angles. Music: None Disc Complaints: Theres no time stamp.
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Big Butt Brotha Lovers 4 (Exquisite)

Release date: 2/16/2005
Reviewed on: 4/23/2005 by morbidthoughts

Starring: Wesley Pipes, Nicole, John E. Depth, Makayla, Daphinie, J. Monty, Francesca Sin, Isabel Ice
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Directed by: Diana DeVoe

Review brief: My first Exquisite review, I didn't really know this company existed until I stumbled upon one of their sets. They were gracious enough to correct this oversight. Nicole Brazzle: Scene by a stairwell. It looks like Nicole has put some weight on in the past couple of months. She's wearing this blue top and skirt combo that I've seen her in many other movies. Even though I'm not sure who her partner from this scene is, from all the talking he's doing I'm guessing this must be Wesley Pipes. Nicole goes as deep as she can on the guy. Even her blowjobs have a southern accent to them. The sex is pretty good. Wesley hams it up for the camera with his gold tooth and lips keep yapping. Cowgirl position is out of focus. The scene doesn't come back into focus until doggy. Cumshot on the tongue. Makayla Coxx: Well Makayla has a big butt too and at certain angles she looks like Reina Leone in the face. But I don't dig her enhanced chest.
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Cumshitters

Release date: 3/24/2005
Reviewed on: 4/23/2005 by MASAMUNE

Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Katsuni, Tyla Wynn, Courtney Cummz, Zoe Angel, Genesis Skye, Tee Reel
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara

Review brief:   [ /image ] --> No explanation here. I think the title says it all, yea? So onwards! "But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and cumshit is the sun."   [ /image ] --> SCENE 1:  Tyla Wynn & Courtney Cummz VS. Steve Holmes, Michael Stefano, Tee Reel Rehearsing for their roles in Seabiscuit... Anal, DP, ATM, ATOGM, Anal Creampie, Anal Creampie swallow, Cumswap A sexy shot of stacked ass starts it, and then we see it's Courtney riding Tyla like a pony. "You like being a lil' submissive bitch don'tcha?" Courtney teases and smacks Tyla's bum with her leather paddle. Then the guys come in and Tyla quickly gets impaled with cock in reverse cowgirl while Courtney hungrily feasts on cock. Soon Courtney is getting her bum reamed while Tyla gets her cunt pummeled in missionary. Meanwhile, both girls are wailing loudly in lust, exuding mountains of sexual energy.
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Security Cam Chronicles 2

Release date: 2/15/2005
Reviewed on: 4/23/2005 by bono-ONE


Studio: Madness


Review brief: Here is another quick and dirty review of something I've never really watched much of and that's voyeuristic porn at least not like this. This is supposed to be the real deal taken off cams featuring real people doing all the things they see the "pros" doing on screen,lol. Now you don't get good views for much of the action and what you do see almost looks like night vision fucking in most of the scenes. You have scenarios play out in various locations, a dressing room, an elevator-- yes there is Love In An Elevator!! Also some action takes place in a bathroom and you see the same girl return later on after she's given a bj to get some water for the coffee I guess but she adds an extra ingredient, namely some piss and with a guilty gleem in her eyes she makes a hasty exit before anyone is the wiser.
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12 Nasty Latin Girls Masturbating 2

Release date: 3/2/2005
Reviewed on: 4/23/2005 by bono-ONE

Starring: Kiki, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Gabby, Jennifer Luv, Shy Love, Chanel Chavez, Jenaveve Jolie, Nadia Styles, Annie Cruz, Finess Navaro, Paola Rey, Jasmine Byrne
Studio: Madness
Directed by: Steve Austin

Review brief: Here is another quick and dirty review which I don't do very often,lol. I just reviewed a similar title where the girls masturbated for your viewing pleasure and what really struck me in that one was the amount of self nipple licking the girls did. Well now we get some hot Latina babes to gaze up at while they explore their kitties! As with the title I just reviewed there was some good self nipple licking this time out as well with the best coming from a girl named Kiki and damn her scene was pretty hot when you factor in the great titty licking. Another area that really is taken care of with this title is good close ups on the pussy while the girls slide several fingers in and out with plenty of cleaning off time added in.
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Dribble, Squirt & Shoot

Release date: 11/24/2003
Reviewed on: 4/23/2005 by Joe Shaver


Studio: Boiling Point


Review brief: DRIBBLE, SQUIRT, & SHOOT has a basketball motif, but thats only a very thin thread from which to hang the scenes. There is no plot to speak of and the guys are only average lookers, but the sex is some of the most scorching I have seen on film. Maybe its a question of average guys try harder and/or maybe its the inspired direction of porn star Sam Dixon, but whatever it is this one got my full and upright attention. It opens with Sean Decker putting a video into his VCR (do they still make those?). When the video begins he is surprised to see the name of his friend Taylor McKinley listed in the credits and then engaged in a sixty-nine. He cuts off the film when he hears someone coming. Its Taylor and another friend, Cody Quest, returning from shooting some hoops. As they settle next to Sean on the sofa, he tells Taylor that his secret is out. Taylor admits to being in porn but says he doesnt bottom. I do, Cody quips. And thats all that's needed for the scene to get underway. Taylor starts kissing Cody and Sean starts giving Cody head.
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Manplay 19

Release date: 2/23/2005
Reviewed on: 4/23/2005 by Joe Shaver

Starring: Nick, Marco, Darren, Sean, Mario Ortiz, Drew, Jace, Cliff Rhodes, Joey Milano, Ted
Studio: Titan Media
Directed by: Harold Creg, Brian Mills

Review brief: With MANPLAY 19, Titan once again invites us to become voyeurs to an orgy. There are no aged daddies in this one, no trolls, and no twinks. Just ten hot men. Some are slender bears like Marco. Some have big cocks like Cliff, who is mightily hung. Some are voracious bottoms like Drew and Ted with his pierced dick. Others are game for some kinky maneuvers such as Darren and Sean. Each viewer will have his favorite or favorites. Mine was Joey, who is very good-looking with black hair and a nicely built body. Turned loose in this group, he is the one I would seek to pair with. But there are none I would seek to avoid as so often happens in this series. The film opens onto the action. Cliffs big cock being the center of focus. After sucking on it, Ted rushes off to get a condom which he hands Cliff and then lies down to get fucked. Elsewhere Marco is cumming. This must be a record for this to happen so soon in one of these. Ted too cums from Cliff fucking him, and Drew is quick to take his place.
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Best Of Jason Ridge, The

Release date: 12/17/2004
Reviewed on: 4/23/2005 by Joe Shaver

Starring: Chad Hunt, Jason Ridge
Studio: Red Devil Entertainment


Review brief: When Jason Ridge won last years Gay VN Award for best newcomer, it was no surprise to those of us who had seen his films. Not pretty-boy handsome nor built like the proverbial brick shithouse, Jason has that mystical quality that makes for film stars. The camera loves him and when he is in a scene he is the one you watch. Some have said he reminds them of Ben Affleck (I dont think so.). Since I just finished watching the Turner Classic Movies Anthony Quinn Festival, I thought on re-viewing his scenes that he reminded me of the young Quinn. The truth is, he looks like Jason Ridge. He has a quiet charisma and hes damned sexy. Seeing his first time on film again, a solo from RED DEVIL SOLOS: CHICAGO one knows why Jett Blakk, director and founder of Red Devil Entertainment, snatched him up to be put under contract for future films. Jason takes him time; he strokes his dick slowly and sensuously, driving the viewer wild. At one point we see a close-up of his ass that makes one want to go up and mount the TV. But Im getting ahead of myself.
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Booty Climax 2

Release date: 3/22/2005
Reviewed on: 4/23/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Brian Pumper, Jazmin, L.T., Carmen Hayes, Beauty, Lori Alexia, Allayah, Havana Ginger
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Lee G.

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 105 min. Production Date: 2 / 1, 3, 5, 910, 11, 18, 19 / 2005 Director: Lee G. Cast: Mika Brown, Allayah, Beauty, Carmen Hayes, Lori Alexia, Jazmine, L. T., Erection, and Brian Pumper The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im not normally a big fan of black movies, but every now and then one surprises me. I also have a bit of hope here since Smash has been doing a very nice job lately. Initial Reaction: Its okay, but nothing too special. Who Should Watch It : Fans of black ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting consistent sex scenes or good lighting The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is sometimes a bit hollow and muddy, and also has a bit of a balance problem at times. The video is lit okay, but seems just a touch dark, which seems to bring out a hint of grain at times. This is a pretty average looking and sounding movie. Music: Theres a bit of fuck music that rests quietly in the background during the opening of the scenes.
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Boxcover for Deep Throat This 14
Deep Throat This 14

Release date: 10/9/2003
Reviewed on: 4/23/2005 by Peter North I God

Starring: Angelina, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Drew Hurlie, Ashley Long, Eliza, Ramona, Jennifer Luv, Fiona Bones, Clarke Kent, Ramona Luv, Danny Dukes, Rio Mariah, Jayme Fuckingham, Ryan Star, Kelli Jennsen, Tyler Houston, Mario Casini, Amber Roxx
Studio: Digital Sin


Review brief: This is a fanastic edition of Peter North's "Deep Throat This" Series, not tobe missed by fans of all oral flicks and facials. Scene #1-Rio Rio is a 23-year-old brazillian beauty, with tan skin (of course), photogenic buttocks, and small breasts. The camera work could have been slightly more gratifying as there is not enough time spent on the over the shoulder ange where you can get a first person perspective of Rio slobbing on an anonymous penis. No matter though as she receives a damn near perfect, point blank facial. The semen gets on her forehead, both eyes, on and up her nose, mouth and chin. She's brave enough to open both eyes after the guy's through ejaculating. The director tells her she looks cute with spoodge on her face. -Agreed Scene #2-Ashley Long She's a very tall, blonde, British babe with small breasts who does a very nice job of pleaseing the assigned penis. The lighting and camera work is a little better in this scene, and we get a nice, over the shoulder, 1st-person P.O.V of her sexy face.
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Euro Domination 3

Release date: 3/7/2005
Reviewed on: 4/23/2005 by howie

Starring: Silvia Saint, Caroline Cage, Jean-Yves Le Castel, James Brossman, Tiffany Hopkins, Judy Blond, Nikki Rider, Csoky Ice, Nataly Szep
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Christoph Clark

Review brief: Whats in my DVD player (mainstream): The Woodsman Kevin Bacon plays a convicted child molester recently released from prison and its a haunting portrayal of his struggles to become normal, especially in his daily interactions at work, with his girlfriend, brother in-law and parole officer. A definite recommend as long as you can stomach the subject matter. Director: Christoph Clark Running time: 2:38 My review: I liked Euro Domination 2 enough to blind purchase ED #3 and in this volume we have the return of Silvia Saint in a girl/girl scene. If Im not mistaken, her recent return in front of the camera is limited to lesbian scenes but at least her ass is not off-limits. Ill take what I can get. The fetish wear and S&M tones is okay in low moderation for my tastes but in the hands of Christoph and judging from ED #2, its a welcome change of pace from the average, run of the mill porn that Ive seen lately. Scene 1 Silvia Saint & Caroline Cage: Silvia is clearly the dom here as she takes control of Caroline who has her hands chained to an overhead link.
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Black & White Twinks In Lust

Release date: 9/3/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by darkcum


Studio: Treasure Island Media


Review brief: I've always liked the fact that black skin shows off the pure whiteness of a well-earned cumshot. Therefore this title piqued my interest. However, I was a bit disappointed at the missed opportunity on the part of Miami Studios here. Blacks are known, after all, for big cocks and wild fucking (most of which was lacking here). Thankfully there were some cute bodies (both black and white) so that this wasn't a total loss. Overall this film was average and the sound/camera work needed improvement. We open on Malcom a brownish guy with tatts who's beside a pool and jacking solo. He cums in silence with a few drops onto his awaiting leg and washes off the evidence in the nearby pool. Next up is Ty who calls himself Tyson. He's dark, 18 and very muscular. He claims to be 6' tall 173lbs. He also claims to work out 4x a week to keep the figure (which I can believe since he is a black Adonis).
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Bikini Blowjobs

Release date: 3/12/2015
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by MisterNoGood

Starring: Brandi Lyons, Ashley Long, Melanie Jagger, Allison Wyte, Kianna Dior, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Rio Mariah, Nevaeh Ashton, Janet Taylor, Mason Storm, Dana Vespoli
Studio: Standard Digital


Review brief: This bj movie has the girls starting out each scene wearing a bikini, and slowly removing them in some good tease segments before the blowjobs begin. The first scene is outside in a backyard with Ashley Long in a pink bikini and Lucy Lee in a blue one. The girls slowly kiss and undress and slowly rub boobies. Two guys show up and Ashley and Lucy kneel down back to back and slowly suck and then deepthroat each guy. Both girls are really great deepthroaters but when Lucy goes all the way down to the base, the guy taps the back of her head to make her go down even futher (and I really hate it when guys do that, I wish they would keep that crap out of bj movies). Fortunately it only happens a few times, and then the girls get lightly face fucked, and both guys jerk off into the mouths and onto the chins of both girls. With alot of cum dripping off both girls chins, they turn around to face each other and they kiss and tongue each other. A fun scene and a great way to start.
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Down Your Throat 4 (Smash Pictures)

Release date: 1/20/2005
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by The Pocketcomb Pimp

Starring: Betty, Kati, Thomas, Thomas Stone, Clark, Claudia Ferrari, Black Jack, Angelina Crow, Lilit, Gloria Gucci, Vanessa Hill, Kitty Sixx, Honey Winter, Angela Winter, Yvette Balcano, Vanda Vitus, Ricky Valentino, Sisi, Matt Bird, Alex Forte, Franky, Angie Hard, Lotty
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Zora Banx, Frank Thring

Review brief: Okay, so maybe you have read my review of Killer Grip. In that review, I talked about how hot the women were and how much I hoped that they took dick in the ass and pussy. When I popped this title in I was shocked to see that 90 of that cast was in this title as well. I sat on the edge of my seat waiting for the action to heat up, but unfortunately this was 100 felatio. This is far from my genre, Im not an oral fan, and I damn sure like sex in my titles. It appears that this title, Stocking Secrets and Killer Grip stay true to their name. If you are a true genre fan, cop these titles, if you like sex, Id steer clear. You most likely will be disappointed.
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Killer Grip 2

Release date: 1/20/2005
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by The Pocketcomb Pimp

Starring: Katy, Jon, Reka, Ricky, Vanda, Betty, Lucky, Thomas, Clark, Evelin, Claudia Ferrari, Jenny Sanders, Lilit, Gloria Gucci, Kitty Sixx, Honey Winter, Angela Winter, Sisi, Matt Bird
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Zora Banx

Review brief: I was hyped for this title. I am one of those men that would take a hand job over a blow job 100 of the time. This is a genre that is new, so I was curious to see what Smash would do with it. The women in this title were all top shelf. Id give them 10s on top of 10s. As I watched this title I realized that this was gonna be a tug-o-war. I hoped and prayed that these women would give up some old fashioned lovin, but it never happened. Smash takes its works seriously, and if you are a true genre fan, youll love their works. Personally, I want sex with my fetish, so its not my type of joint, but you have to applaud these cats for staying true to the title.
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Wicked Sorceress

Release date: 2/11/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by The Pocketcomb Pimp

Starring: Steven St. Croix, Steve Hatcher, Eric Masterson, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Maya Divine, Envy Me, Brittney Skye, Felix Vicious
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jim Enright

Review brief: Wicked Sorceress Running Time: 120 min. Est. Production Date: August 2003 The Pocketcomb Premise Is it possible for Wicked Pictures to work the name of their company into any movie titles? I have to admit that Wicked is a bitchin name for a porn company, but give me a break. You can be more creative, cant you? This title got off to a slow start. The first scene was girl on girl, and I dont review that genre. Wendy Devine Wendy is damn near perfection in my book. Shes not the prettiest girl in the biz, but her body is hard to beat. Ass like whoa, high powered breast and the cutest, chubby frame that is begging for a brotha. Wendy always bring chemistry and passion to her work and that ass is always worth a rewind. Today has to be the first time I saw her where the camera didnt do her justice. This scene was terrible and not worthy of the Wicked label. Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 6/10 Envy Mi This girl has always been on the cusp in my book.
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Swinging In the USA

Release date: 2/1/2005
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Alexandra Silk, Luc Wylder, Jay, Layla Jade, Romeo, Holly Hollywood, Carmen Luvana, Anthony Hardwood, Trent Tesoro, Bonnie Heart, Renee Pornero, Kurt Lockwood, Mario Rossi, Gwenn, Richard Kline, Taylor Lee [I] (female), Mac Turner, Kelly Kline
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Luc Wylder

Review brief: Swinging in the USA will appeal to porn fans who like more than two naked people on their TV at a time. It helps if you also like unattractive naked people. Aside from cute-as-ever Kelly Kline, the rest of the cast in this Luc Wylder production is strictly from the B List. That may seem a bit harsh when referring to Carmen Luvana and Holly Hollywood, who still are semi-appealing, but I just have seen too much of them to find them anything more than mildly attractive. The plot (as such) revolves around Gwenn, an unknown who won some Atlanta competition known as the Miss Swingers Date Club USA. She and her partner, Jay, come to L.A. to get it on with some real pros. What follows in some decent sex action interrupted by countless interviews. Theres lots of talking in this one. With crew members and voyeurs scattered throughout the set as the action takes place, there is little heat in the sex. Youll also probably view more of L.A.s skyline than youd care to see. All these problems could probably be overcome if the main star was the least bit appealing.
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Suze's Centerfolds 1 & 2

Release date: 7/14/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Angela, Randy West, Yvette, Kevin James, Jeanie, Robyn, Suzette, Betty Jo
Studio: Pure Play


Review brief: Suze Randal has been directing porn since the 1980s, and most of her work can be categorized as couples flicks. Now Pure Play is boxing some of her earlier work into a Classics series called Suzes Centerfolds. Volumes One and Two are available in a single box set. Anything less than two discs in a set would be a ripoff of major proportions. There are only four scenes on each disc, which average about 40 total minutes playing time. If you can stomach 80s hairstyles, hairy snatches, outdated dialogue and music, poor acting, and zero credit identifications, this DVD might be for you. Out of the eight scenes, I could only positively identify Laurie Smith (Disc 1, Scene 2). Randy West and Kevin James were recognizable from the second disc, but who cares about them, right? This offering is strictly for fans of old porn. There are costumes galore (French maids, plumbers, etc.). The film is grainy (as expected for such old movies) and didnt transfer well to disc.
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Circle Of Deceit 2

Release date: 6/28/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Karina, J.P.X., Thomas Stone, Bob Terminator, Sharka Blue, Mya Diamond, Ricardo Bell, Simone Peach, Alex (Hungary), Suzie (Hungary II), Lucy Lee [III] (Czech), Sandy Fantasy
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Patrick Handsome

Review brief: Circle of Deceit #2 is a well-made Euro flick with very cute girls doing some very nasty things. Very cute blond Kelly (aka Sharka Blue) starts off the action with a terrific romp with Thomas Stone. She takes it up the butt, does some A2M, and ends things with a great facial and PCH. Brunette Lucy Lee has been around a while, but she stills looks great and shows a lot of fire in her tryst with Alex. Nice camerawork here as Lucys amazing body is shown to perfection as she takes it in the rear and gladly accepts a facial frosting. Two sweet little brunettes, Erica Fire (as Ginger) and Sandy, double-team JPX next. There is great chemistry between the three as they tumble about a restaurant/bar. No anal here, but a nice double face splattering. Vivienne (as Karina) and Bob Terminator are next. The blonde really looks like shes enjoying her anal boning and mug frosting. It wouldnt be Euro porn without the token orgy scene. Lucy Lee is back, this time with Mia Diamond (as May) and Mandy Jaxo (as Yessyca). They trade places throughout the romp with Ricardo Bell and another guy.
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Twat Squad

Release date: 2/1/2005
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Roxanne Hall, Brittney Skye, Lauren Phoenix, Shy Love, Trina Michaels, Samantha Ryan, Kelly Kline
Studio: Colossal Entertainment
Directed by: Dan Silver

Review brief: Twat Squad features some semi-rough sex with a cast of very attractive ladies. The plot revolves around a team of female cops who fuck every guy in sight as they battle terrorists. Okay, so the storyline is lame. The sex is good and the girls look great. Blond Lauren Phoenix and brunette Samantha Ryan take on Van Damage in the opening scene. Lauren takes it in the pooper and Sam does some A2M before collecting Vans sperm sample in her mouth and sharing it with Lauren. After all these years, blond cutie Roxanne Hall is still hot! When shes getting pounded hard by Kurt Lockwood, she gives a couple of her trademark snarls that is just plain sexy as hell. Too bad Kurt feels the need to step on her face during doggy. She still knows how to take a facial well. Blond Brittney Skye romps with Jean Valjean in a throw-away scene before we see a terrific 2-on-1 with super hotties Kelly Kline and Shy Love tag-teaming Justin Magnum. The two brunettes seem to enjoy each other as much as the hard dick between them.
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Silvia's Spell 3

Release date: 10/3/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Silvia Saint
Studio: Maximum XXX


Review brief: Silvias Spell #3 is the third (and hopefully final) volume of a silly Frank Thring feature. This is couples porn if there ever was such a thing. Its shot on 35-mm film with soft lighting and music. Part of the film takes place in medieval or Renaissance days, so there are plenty of costumes. The girls are basically fantastic eye candy, with Silvia Saint leading the parade. Sandra Shine, Caroline, Rumika, and Monika are also on hand. Theres anal sex in just about every scene, as well as the token facials. Forget the plot. Its stupid, something to do with a witchs curse put on Silvia and her lover. Just FF to the sex scenes, hand the remote to your lady, and let the inevitable happen. There will be more heat in your room than on the screen, thats a given. As usual with Euro porn, little attempt is made to identify the performers. In fact, the cast list at the end of the flick lists ALL the actors and actresses from ALL three volumes.
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Sport Babes 1 (H2)

Release date: 11/6/2003
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Timea, Renato, Adam Jannin, Andy Brown, Alexa May, Kevin King, Mano, Karina Play, Alessia Romei, Rambo, Jasmin Field
Studio: H2 Video
Directed by: Frank Thring

Review brief: Sport Babes is the first of a series of four Euro flicks featuring cute girls in sporting settings (on an archery range, riding a horse, in a gym, etc.). While it has some good moments, its hard to believe this series ever got to Volume #2. The girls range from attractive (Alice in Scene 3) to drop-dead gorgeous (Alissa and Alexa May in Scenes 2 and 5, respectively). The sex is standard Euro fare hard fucking, lots of anal, some A2M, a little DP, and facials galore. Of course, theres also the typical gaping, camera stare downs, and fake moaning that detracts from the heat. Also, three of the scenes are shot in outdoor locations (you decide if thats a plus or minus). The lezout between Jasmine Forever and Karina didnt do anything for me or Mrs. Groove. But if you really want boring, watch the 54-minute Behind the Scenes feature. Director Frank Thring (think Ed Powers with an English accent) hams for the camera and tries to explain to his multi-language crew how he wants things.
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Seven Year Itch

Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Steve Hatcher, Tony Tedeschi, Mika Tan, Katie Morgan, Joelean, Felix Vicious, Alex Rox, Jack Spade, Pason
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Roy Karch

Review brief: Seven Year Itch had a chance to be a very good porn flick. Instead, thanks to some overly-ambitious camera angles and poor editing, it ends up being just middle of the road. Director Roy Karch apparently feels he might just win an Oscar if he continues using distracting, unflattering camera shots during the action. Case in point, fiery redhead Pason is giving a great blowjob to Steve Hatcher in the fourth scene. But Karch shoots the action through a beveled window, distracting this viewer completely. Earlier, brunette Felix Vicious is romping heatedly with Jack Spade on a couch. Karch elects to show much of the action through the bottom of a nearby mirrored table. This kind of cinematography adds nothing to the eroticism of the scenes. Theres actually a storyline in this feature, though its quite lame and worthy of FFing. Strangely, Karch chooses to close the show with a lezout (Mika Tan and Katie Morgan), not the usual climatic boy/girl action. That left me less than breathless.
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Pick & Fuck

Release date: 1/26/2005
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove


Studio: Green Light


Review brief: Pick and Fuck would be a better flick if it had decent-looking talent, better flow to the sex, and more interesting interviews. Other than that, this is a great DVD! Each of the five girls is interviewed before her scene. Unfortunately, the guy asking the questions sounds like hes just waking up from a weekend bender. It would be impossible to ask more inane, silly questions. The girls are all, at very best, B-listers. Haley Paige (batting leadoff) has had her moments of glory in the past, but when shes the best you can offer, you know this is problem porn. Roseanne Arquette look-alike Kelly Wells is next, and she looks like shed rather be at an IRS audit. Blond Jessica Popp has a terrific porn name, but she doesnt show much fire. Brunette Jackie Moore has been in more than 100 flicks and has lost whatever sexual appeal she might have once had.
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Love Sick

Release date: 5/26/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Zenza Raggi, David Perry, Leslie Taylor, James Brossman, Rita Faltoyano, Sandra Russo, Maria Bellucci, Maya Gold, Lara Stevens
Studio: Erotic Media
Directed by: Steve Morelli

Review brief: Love Sick is an above-average Euro feature loaded with cute girls and good sex. The plot, if you care to listen to poorly-dubbed lines, involves a hooker (Rita Faltoyano), her johns, and her co-workers. Rita is in three of the six scenes, including the opener with James Brossman. Rita always gives a good performance, and here she takes an anal pounding and facial with glee. Blond Sandra Russo and brunette Laura Stevens entertain two guys (veterans Zensa Raggi and Nick Lang) in a tavern. This is a decent scene with Sandra getting DPed pretty good by the guys before both girls take good facials. Rita is back to tag-team Leslie Taylor with blond Laura Stevens near a swimming pool. Leslie gives both girls a thorough anal pounding before cumming on Mayas tummy. Rita obligingly licks up his deposit. Paulo Giotto gets his crack at Rita next. Again, theres plenty of anal action (but too much gaping for my taste) and it ends in a nice facial. Brown-haired Carol Fonda (aka Black Widow) hooks up with David Perry. Theres some anal probing here, as well as some A2M and lots of gaping.
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