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Boxcover for Goo 4 Two
Goo 4 Two

Release date: 2/3/2005
Reviewed on: 5/3/2005 by loz cumquest

Starring: David Perry, Dillion Day, Rita Faltoyano, Mick Blue, Stacy Silver, Julie Silver, Jane Darling, Andrea Moranty, Dark Angel, Claudia Rossi, Janet Alfano, Sandra De Marco, Angel Dark, Liliane Tiger, Simone Peach, Janet Peron, Csoky Ice, Ellen Saint
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: Sammy Sixx

Review brief: Goo 4 Two is my first Zero Tolerance purchase, and while Im not sure if cum-swapping is a strong enough theme to build a movie around (isnt cum-swapping pretty much standard among multiple girl scenes?) whats really drawn me to this release is the quality of the girls involved particularly the gorgeous Liliane Tiger; with that cover shot I just had to try it SCENE ONE: RITA FALTOYANA & ELLEN SAINT Two pretty hot girls to start with Ellen Saint looks a little different to the last few times Ive seen her (new hair/make up?), looking even better than normal, though it has to be said that Rita Faltoyanos moles on her body are rather distracting here. Throughout the scene there seems to be a little light tension between Dillon and Rita, from the opening tease sections where she amusingly ignores every direction given to her, to scowls and slaps when she is manoeuvred into position. The scene starts with some fairly long but intense blowjobs, before moving onto standard vaginal sex / pussy to mouth oral for both girls.
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Boxcover for Bare Stage
Bare Stage

Release date: 8/11/2004
Reviewed on: 5/3/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Eric Masterson, Dale Dabone, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Maya Divine, Dominica Leoni, Lezley Zen, Savanna Samson, Vincent Vega, Peter Shaft
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: David Stanley

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 121 min. Production Date: 5 / 20 / 2004 Director: David Stanley Cast: Savannah Samson, Dominica Leoni, Lezley Zen, Nicole Sheridan, Wendy Divine, Dale DaBone, Eric Masterson, Evan Stone, Peter Shaft, Randy Spears, Vincent Vega, Voodoo, and Tony Tedeschi and plenty of others in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: All Ive seen from David Stanley is Pretty Girl, but it impressed me enough that I couldnt help but run out and check this one out as well. Im going into this one with pretty high expectations. Initial Reaction: With releases like this David Stanley is quickly finding his way onto my list of favorite directors! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a fun and artistic plot with their sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants straightforward porn or top notch technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, with a few purposeful background noises thrown in that add to things.
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Boxcover for Big Ass Party, The
Big Ass Party, The

Release date: 2/9/2005
Reviewed on: 5/3/2005 by Miroku

Starring: Cherokee, Jada Fire, Skyy, Ayana Angel, Olivia O'Lovely, Ice La Fox, Mya Lovely, Mone Divine, Carmen Hayes, Sydnee Capri, Havana Ginger
Studio: West Coast Productions


Review brief: Big Ass Party Reviewer's Tilt Likes Mature women. Expert and professional performers. The girl should know how to give it up for the camera. Two assertive women on one guy. Big, round, plump asses. Black/Latina lesbian sex. Appropriate atmosphere and setups. Just throwing people together and having them fuck is not erotic to me. There should be some context and the performers should appear to want each other. Dislikes Young girls, barely legal girls. Trashy, slutty, or ghetto women. DP's. Double cock sucking. (Two in the mouth at the same time.) Two (or more) guys on one girl. Anal gaping. I'm not a proctologist and I don't care for the colorectal exams. Spitting. Lubrication is okay but blatant spitting is disgusting to me. Forced, domineering sex. Gagging, choking, slapping, humiliation, etc. Girls who appear in pain or discomfort. Boring girls who just lay there. Facials.
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Boxcover for Big Wet Asses 6
Big Wet Asses 6

Release date: 3/5/2005
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by MLyons

Starring: Boby, Katka, Katarina, Sandra Kay, Jake Malone, Sandra De Marco, Angel Dark, Tiana Lynn, J.J.
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Thomas Zupko

Review brief: [ /image ] -->     Big Wet Asses #6 Mike Lyons Reviews         Director Thomas Zupko Cast Tiana Lynn, Angel Dark, Katka, Sandra De Marco, Sandra Kay, Jake Malone, JJ. Genre All Sex Condoms None Running Time of Main Feature 2 Hrs.
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Boxcover for Young Directors 2: Generation Sex
Young Directors 2: Generation Sex

Release date: 5/31/2004
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by Joe Shaver

Starring: Brett Collins, Heyden Fuller, Jordan River, Joseph Woods, Travis Jacobs, Zachary Aiden, Dober Woods, Bryn Mawr, Chucky Joy, Javier Miran, John Bird
Studio: BigDickFactory
Directed by: Toby Ross

Review brief: There is a rule that no sequel is as good as the original. Im sure there are exceptions to this rule, but unfortunately it is not the case here. Young Directors 1 was a great film, and I looked forward to this one eagerly. Alas, it was nowhere near the first of this title. For one thing, Young Directors 1 was actually done by Justin Slater and others with a camera. That is not really the case here. Now and then a guy is given a camera, but it seems merely an inconsistent prop with no true function. What we have are the usual four scenes of twosomes with an occasional intrusion into the action by a cameraman. But the excitement and fun of number 1 is sadly missing.
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Boxcover for Baker's Dozen 4
Baker's Dozen 4

Release date: 3/29/2005
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by bono-ONE

Starring: John Strong, Steve Holmes, Candy Sweet, Lynn Stone, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Luci Thai, Hillary Scott, Lexxi Ripa, Monique LaRue
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron

Review brief: Well this was a title I had earmarked for awhile and finally it came today. To say Hillary Scott is making a name for herself in the gonzo biz is pretty accurate and I say it's a very good name right now and can only get better. You want a girl that oozes sex from head to toe she is a walking definition of how a porn girl should work a scene. It doesn't even look like work for Hillary most times, I say she's having more fun than a lot of girls today and this title will surely showcase that ability as she is in several scenes. So let's get going on the Hillary hit parade. Hillary Scott: This first scene is a 1 on 1 with Miss Scott and John Strong. You get plenty of hard dick sucking by Hillary along with some rimming done and she doesn't flick her tongue, no she digs in there mining for gold! As for the sex you don't see her pussy entered once if I'm not mistaken, all ass fucking which I've heard Hillary state a preference for in other behind the scenes. You see her ass nailed in several appealing positions, including spoon, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl.
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Boxcover for Security Cam Chronicles 2
Security Cam Chronicles 2
(zero stars)

Release date: 2/15/2005
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by J.R.


Studio: Madness


Review brief: The sex in this disc is very good, but let me tell you something right now. This is not, I repeat, NOT a surveillance camera DVD. And here are the reasons why: 1. This entire disc, and every scene in it, has some of the best sound that I have heard. It has better sound than DVDs put out by some of the top companies in the business. How many caught on camera features do you know of where EVERY SCENE has perfect sound? 2. There is a scene where a couple fuck inside an elevator. I have no problem with this, but for one, how many elevators do you know of that stay on the same floor? Also, with all the damn noise they are making, nobody thought to hit the emergency switch? And, about said switch, do they usually go off and make a loud noise? And, when they are through, the door opens up just as they have finished putting their clothes back on. 3. None of the faces are obscured to hide the identity of anyone, and every person in each scene always turns to give the secret camera some good penetration shots.
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Boxcover for Seymore Butts' Slippin' In Through the Outdoor
Seymore Butts' Slippin' In Through the Outdoor

Release date: 7/4/2004
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by The Pocketcomb Pimp

Starring: Tom Byron, Mark Davis, Ron Jeremy, Morgan Fairlane, Taylor Hayes, Seymore Butts, Hakem, Hakan, Gina Winters
Studio: Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts

Review brief: Lots of people try to take credit for the Gonzo Revolution. I couldnt even begin to guess who started it, but I will step out on a limb and say that nobody ran further, faster than Seymore Butts. Some of my favorite scenes of the 90s were courtesy of Seymore adventures, and its rare that this cat disappoints. The title started with Morgan Fairlane. By todays standards, Morgan would be an A shelf MILF, by 90s standards she was an average aged sex machine. This was a pre boob job Morgan, but she looked great here nonetheless. She put on a good show, and made me wish I paid more attention when she was active. The movie continues will an all girl scene courtesy of Gina Winters and Taylor Hayes. These two seemed into each other, but I dont watch Girl on Girl action. Taylor Hayes takes on Tom Byron in this scene. Taylor was all the rage in the late 90s and I have to say that I missed that. I never paid her any attention, but after seeing her work here, I now know that I missed the bus on that maneuver. If it wasnt for the condom, this scene would have been mastery.
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Boxcover for Lick Between the Lines
Lick Between the Lines

Release date: 3/22/2005
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by bono-ONE

Starring: Tiffany Taylor, Kimberly Kane, Trinity, Sandra Romain, Jamie Brooks, Melissa Lauren, Jenaveve Jolie, Candi Apple, Samantha Ryan, Summer Raine
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Jewel De'Nyle

Review brief: Here we have a title that I'm very interested in. It's a g/g series which intrigues me right off the bat, then add in the fact all the scenes will be without toys and my interest really starts to rise and finally add in girls like Sandra Romain and Melissa Lauren and this is a disc I have to check out. Samantha Ryan & Jamie Brooks: We start with a good close up on Samantha as she slowly lets her top down revealing her modest sized tits. Jamie is lying behind her eyeing her costar and I think she has designs on doing something nasty! Soon you get some ass caressing by Miss Brooks and you find Samanta's ass to be nice and jiggly. The girls briefly kiss before we get some breast sucking and Jamie then lets her big boobs get some lovin. All you toe suckers out there will be happy to see Samantha taking Jamie's tootsies in her mouth, then Jamie takes over with more breast play and finally some oral is shot. You have a nice side floor shot looking right at Jamie as she's licking pussy and she uses some spit to get it a bit wetter.
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Boxcover for Pirate Fetish Machine 17: The Cult
Pirate Fetish Machine 17: The Cult

Release date: 2/7/2005
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by J.R.

Starring: Bianca, Mike Foster, Frank Gun, Frank Thring, Renato, Bambi, Ditty Blue, Andy Brown, Victoria Swinger, Liz Honey, Bibi Fox, Melissa Black, Mano, Ricky Valentino, Matt Bird
Studio: Private
Directed by: Frank Thring

Review brief: This is a fetish disc, so there is a wide variety of sex going on. Three-ways, DPs, group, its here to be seen. The sex is fairly decent, and those fans of Privates who have been fans for the last few years will enjoy. The rest wont be turned off by the sex, but it does seem like there was a little too much time that was spent on how the costumes looked and how the sets were than the actual fucking. And once again, you will get your extreme close-ups. Rent it first if your not a fan, but for those who are, do your thing. Just look out for all those DPs flying your way.
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Boxcover for Best By Private 64: Penthouse Greatest Moments 2
Best By Private 64: Penthouse Greatest Moments 2

Release date: 2/7/2005
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by J.R.

Starring: Natasha, Philippe Dean, Eva Falk, David Perry, Nikki Anderson, Mercedes, Frank Gun, Nacho Vidal, Alberto Rey, Alex Mantegna, Laura Angel, Natacha, Franco Roccaforte, Ian Scott, Loureen Kiss, Dora Venter, Sandra Russo, Lynn Stone, Claudia Jackson, Michelle Wild, George Uhl, Denis Marti, Natali, Veronica Devil
Studio: Private


Review brief: One of Privates compilation discs, this has several favorite fuck scenes from some of the best fucking (and looking) women that this company has put in their features. I had given up on Private several years ago, because the women kept getting thinner and thinner, and all that anal can turn someone off if that is not your cup of tea (I dont mind it sometimes, but to see what some chick had for breakfast is a bit much). You will find that here as well so for any people that love anal sex, thats what you will get from them. Im also not a big fan of chicks looking into the camera when they are supposed to be fucking, so once again, if that floats your boat, by all means, go for it.
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Boxcover for Sittin' Pretty
Sittin' Pretty

Release date: 7/29/2004
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by J.R.

Starring: Sindee Coxx, Steve Hatcher, Autumn Haze, Felicia Fox, Aria, Baz, Kurt Lockwood, Jack Spade, Katrina Kraven
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Roy Karch

Review brief: This is one of the last times that Aria has had a scene with someone other than Lee Stone. It is nice to see her take other dick, and its nice to see all the healthy women in this feature. Why some companies wish to show rail-thin women is beyond me, but this one is certainly not one of them. Its more couples fare, but there is one scene that does put it past just the usual soft sex you will find in such a title. The scene with Katrina Kraven being involved in a three-way was the best scene on the disc, not only for the reason that she gets fucked pretty damn good, but the chemistry between all three of the performers makes this scene work, despite the fact that it is outdoors and you do see the occasional fly come into the scene. Both women give great head, and the CGs and RCGs are very well captured. There is nothing quite like seeing two women getting off on one dick.
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Boxcover for Barely 18 10 (Sin City)
Barely 18 10 (Sin City)

Release date: 6/22/2004
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by dandaman

Starring: Sarah, Lucy, Martina, Luigina Nike
Studio: Sin City


Review brief: Barely 18 10 Studio: Sin City Category: Barely Legal Director: Franz Gottfried Starring: Martina, Lucy, Sarah, Luigina, Yvonna (Yvonne), J.J., Neeo, George Reno, J. Lassiter, Diether Von Stein. Synopsis Sin City Teen goes for the ten installment, on the series. I know some of the performers, so let me give it a try. All the scenes have a very silly intro trying to make sense Scene 1- Yvonne Yvonne is a cute girl, with a body to die for, she has done some work for the top dogs in the other side of the pond. Poor Yvonne is trying to attract more customers to her car wash, to succeed she implement the latest marketing tools available: got naked. Of course now there's one customer in no time, she bares all, and she fill the screen with those lovely curves, the guy talk his way to nail her, she accepts, he cannot skip her pussy which looks great, he put his dick inside that warm hole.The rounds will be kind of mish, standing both ways, RCG, CG and so on.
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Boxcover for I'll Do Anything (Adam & Eve)
I'll Do Anything (Adam & Eve)

Release date: 5/17/2004
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by J.R.

Starring: Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Cheyne Collins, Karina, Lee Stone, Temptation, Lezley Zen, Dru Berrymore, Alicia Rhodes, Cytherea
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nicholas Steele

Review brief: This will only take one paragraph. This is striclkly couples fare. I know, I know. Thats all A&E puts. Out. Well, I have seen harder material from them, and this is not it. Nothing wrong with this flick if your fancy is couples oriented porn, but for the raincoaters out there, stay away from this one. It is very sexy, so for the ladies and the guy who wants to show his date that his isnt into freak show porn (even though he wont let her see what he has in his closet), this will do just fine. Not heavy, just light clean fun.
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Boxcover for Slipping Into Darkness (Hustler)
Slipping Into Darkness (Hustler)

Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by J.R.

Starring: Alberto Rey, Vanessa Blue, Mark Wood, Reno, Brett Rockman, Stacey Cash, Kurt Lockwood, Mya Lovely, Alec Knight, Jenna Brooks, Lori Alexia, Mac Turner, Sophia Sandobar
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Vanessa Blue

Review brief: Anytime a feature has Vanessa Blue sitting on some luck guys face and offering up that sweet juicy twat of hers, that should make for a great disc, and this one does start off that way. Her scene is by far the best of the lot, and even though the rest have a decent variety of IR fucking with some beautiful ladies, they dont match the first scene. Its not ball busting scorching, IMO, but it more that does the job for VB fans. She starts out the disc by giving up the booty to a lucky dude. He does his best with that fine stuff, even though in CG his dick kept falling out. She can give some mean head, and she knows how to jump up and down on a hard cock. The positions were the usual, and he dumped his load on her chest, but the chemistry was the best part of the scene. These two were into each other, and that was apparent by the fucking. Give this one a try.
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Boxcover for Anal Romance 2 (Platinum X)
Anal Romance 2 (Platinum X)

Release date: 3/17/2005
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by picman

Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Tiffany Hopkins, Isabel Ice, Michelle Banks, Haley Paige
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Steve Holmes

Review brief: Prologue For a new twist on anal themed porn, we now have Anal Romance. I didn't catch the first in this series, so I'm not sure what cuts the difference here. What I do know is that Tiffany Mynx, Haley Paige and Isabel Ice are all women I'd like to have anal romance with. I'm new to Michelle Banks and Tiffany Hopkins, but if they're here, buns are going to get busted. Director Steve Holmes has been making some very good porn and I expect no less here. Michelle Banks, an exotic, dark skinned woman with even darker aureolae and nipples is jilling off on a couch when the dapper Steve Holmes walks in. He looks like he just walked in off the set of Miami Vice and there's some very romantic, soap opera-ish music playing in the background to set the tone. They make out a little and he fondles her lovely breasts. Legs get pulled back and he opens her pretty pink slit with his tongue. A little digital anal probing brings a sweet snarl to Michelle's face.
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Boxcover for Pretty Girl (Vivid)
Pretty Girl (Vivid)

Release date: 3/5/2004
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Sharon Kane, Eric Masterson, Briana Banks, Lezley Zen, Ashley Blue, Trevor Zen
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: David Stanley

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 69 min. Production Date: 7 / 3 / 2003 Director: David Stanley Cast: Briana Banks, Lezley Zen, Ashley Blue, Evan Stone, Steven St. Croix, Eric Masterson, Trevor Zen, and Sharon Kane, David Stanley, and many more in non-sex and cameo roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Supposedly this movie got Stanley canned by Vivid because they hated it, then it got nominated for a few awards and they loved it and tried hiring him back. Instead Stanley went to Wicked. That story has me really curious about this one! Initial Reaction: I cant wait to see what David Stanley does for Wicked! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a porn movie about porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting long or nasty sex scenes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and free of background noises, but the balance falters a little in places. The video is very well done, and nicely mixes color and black and white footage.
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Boxcover for Baker's Dozen 2 (Platinum X Pictures)
Baker's Dozen 2 (Platinum X Pictures)

Release date: 9/27/2004
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by scrimdog

Starring: Julian, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Taylor Rain, Julie Night, Missy Monroe, Alex Divine, Kami Andrews, Taylor Kross, Trista Post
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron

Review brief: Ok Here we Have Baker's Dozen #2. For those of you who have been living under a rock, This is Brandon Iron's Facial Series. Brandon does a great job with all of his titles, but I have to say "A Good Source Of Iron" is my favorite series just because it is the cumswallowing series. But for Facial Series, Baker's Dozen will never leave you unsatisfied. When I first seen the cover with Taylor Rain holding that box of donuts wearing those pink boyshorts I knew this was going to be good. MMM Taylor Rain. SCENE 1 TRISTA POST She is new to me an looks much like the girl next door for sure.This brown haired girl sports a see thru top,pink mini-skirt,black thong and black heals at her introduction. She tells you she will take a dozen loads on her face and points from forehead to her chin.*Note* It's not a Boner-fide facial if there is no forehead coverage. She gets naked and kicks back on a couch where she throws her legs up and shows off that ass and shaved pussy.
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Boxcover for Ass-pirations (Hot Boxxx)
Ass-pirations (Hot Boxxx)

Release date: 3/21/2005
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by dandaman

Starring: Brian Surewood, Tony T., Sledge Hammer, Mr. Pete, Jazmin, Ben English, Lauren Phoenix, Barbara Summer, Joachim Kessef, Tiana Lynn, Deja Daire, Brandy Nichole
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Axel Braun

Review brief: Asspirations 1 Studio: Digital Sin Category: Anal Director: Axel Braun Starring: Brian Surewood, Tony T., Sledge Hammer, Mr. Pete, Jazmin, Ben English, Lauren Phoenix, Barbara Summer, Joachim Kessef, Tiannna Lyn, Deja Daire, Brandy Nichole Synopsis What can I say About Lauren Phoenix, that is not love in is purest form, Asspirations get a nice pack of gorgeous girls willing to let your imagination and others parts rise with joy. Scene 1- Lauren Phoenix, Joachim Kessef, Brian Surewood, Tony T. I don't recall a single scene were Lauren didn't give her whole effort.... She is in pink panties and a black bra.
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Ass Fucked 2 (Mayhem)

Release date: 3/21/2005
Reviewed on: 5/1/2005 by bono-ONE

Starring: Alex Sanders, Dick Nasty, Johnny Thrust, Van Damage, Scott Lyons, Lee Stone, Sascha, Jamie Brooks, Melissa Lauren, Marie Luv, Tyla Wynn, Hillary Scott
Studio: Mayhem
Directed by: Jim Powers

Review brief: In my ongoing quest to find as much Hillary Scott as I can here comes this title from Mayhem. The title pretty much sums up what you can expect, each and every girl will get their pretty little poopers plugged with cock. I see some real good performers here led by Melissa, Tyla, Jamie, and of course Hillary. So I say let's get right to it as some real good asses will be seeing some action shortly. Hillary Scott: Well my wait and yours is a short one until this hot young babe comes on. The scene starts with her walking donwn what looks to be a canal of some sort, wonder where in LA they shot this! You see she's decked out in her porn finest meaning a skimpy shirt with her tits protruding, a even skimpier skirt which shows her ass cheeks, and of course mesh stockings and heels complete the ensemble.
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Private X-Treme 18: Eurobabes Take It To the Xtreme

Release date: 4/3/2005
Reviewed on: 5/1/2005 by howie

Starring: David Perry, Bruno SX, Roly Reeves, Alexa Weix, Lauro Giotto, Timoti Hayd, Mya Diamond, Liz Honey, Simony Diamond, Susane Brend, Nikki Rider, Sylvie Taylor, Csoky Ice, Nikky Blond
Studio: Private
Directed by: David Perry

Review brief: Whats in my DVD player (mainstream): Raging Bull (2-disc special edition) This biopic of Jake La Motta paints an unsympathetic picture of the Bronx Bull and avoids any attempt at a feel-good Hollywood ending, both of which may have contributed to Raging Bull not winning Best Picture and Best Director for Scorcese. However, this movie almost appears unanimously in film critics top films of all time and it is highly recommended. Director: David Perry Running time: 1:46 My short review: This title drew my interest to see if David Perry was directing a pure gonzo flick for Private, which is a little out of the norm for them. It would be impossible to confuse Davids work with Antonio Adamos, especially if you have seen Davids work with Zero Tolerance.
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Polish Pleasures

Release date: 11/1/2004
Reviewed on: 5/1/2005 by Joe Shaver


Studio: Oh Man


Review brief: Did you know that in Poland if you stand on the street or in the woods with your dick hanging out, someone will come along and pick you up? Of course the same would happen to you in America, but instead of being picked up by a young stud for a nice suck and fuck you would find yourself picked up by the police and put in a cell with a potbellied gorilla named Bubba. But if this film is anything to go by it works 99 of the time in Poland. There is one exception and thats right at the beginning. Tadek, a square-faced man who looks like Frank on Murphy Brown, doesnt get any takers so he just jacks off. The last we see of him hes leaning against a wall with a strand of spooge hanging from his uncut cock. Tadeklike everyone on this DVD has put the clippers to his scalp leaving him with hair that looks like five oclock shadow. Maybe all the performers are soldiers or maybe the prison look is "in" in Poland this year. Because they are all thin and all have the buzz cut, it is often difficult to tell the performers apart so I may not always have the names right.
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Phat Ass Tits

Release date: 4/6/2005
Reviewed on: 5/1/2005 by Crucifixio Jones

Starring: Mark Davis, Vanessa, Jada Fire, Jada, Vanessa Blue, Mark Ashley, Olivia O'Lovely, Sascha, Eve Laurence, Carmen Hayes, Vanessa Mae, Benjamin Brat, Daphne Rosen
Studio: FusXion
Directed by: Pat Myne

Review brief: Phat Ass Tits 2005, 2 hours and 6 minutes Fusxion Directed by Pat Myne Starring Eve Lawrence, Olivia OLovely, Jada Fire, Carmen Hayes, Vanessa Blue, Daphne Rosen [ /image ] --> Eve Lawrence reminds you of that air headed and slightly ditzy chick that attended your high school or college. Shed do anything to be popular even if that included getting a ridiculously large breast augmentation and screwing every guy on campus. Annapolis native Eve at least found a unique look (her fuzzy white hat and powder blue tube socks suit the innocent-yet-slutty teen vibe she so effortlessly exudes) and a movie to show off her rare talent. 19-years old with a Cali Cox-ish grin, Eve looks like the high maintenance freak-of-the-week down the hall in your kid sisters dorm. But thats what makes her so hot to watch.
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Ass Appeal (Hustler)

Release date: 2/15/2005
Reviewed on: 5/1/2005 by J.R.

Starring: Jada Fire, Mark Wood, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Ayana Angel, Kurt Lockwood, Gia Jordan, Sandra Romain, Katrina Kraven, Sydnee Capri
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Van Styles

Review brief: Theres nothing quite like seeing big booty women getting it from the back with those cheeks jiggling. This is another great disc from Hustler, and even though the scenes do tend to get a bit drawn out while you are watching the action, there is enough IR fucking in this flick to please anyone who may pick this disc up. The first scene is the best. Boy, I would love for two beautiful black women to come to my front door and tell me to cut out the behavior or they would have no choice but to fuck my brains out, which they do to our lucky hero. This guy gives it to both females from the back with some serious gusto, this after having his knob lubed from some great dual cocksucking. He is also a man who does not mind eating some pussy, and gets both girls off in the process. The scene does tend to drag towards the end, but you will enjoy it none-the-less. The rest of the DVD does a good job after this scene, but doesnt quite match the heat. You just might not make it through. The porn wars are in full swing, and the people who win in the end are us, the consumers.
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I Dig 'Em In Pigtails

Release date: 1/25/2005
Reviewed on: 5/1/2005 by Crucifixio Jones

Starring: Zenza Raggi, Jasmine, Lee Stone, Kat, Sascha, Leah Luv, Jessica Sweet, Tiana Lynn, Avy Lee Roth
Studio: Acid Rain
Directed by: Dan Dapper

Review brief: I Digem In Pigtails 2005, 2 hours and 10 minutes Acid Rain Directed by Dan Dapper Starring Leah Luv, Tiana Lynn, Jasmine, Jessica Sweet, Avy Lee Roth [ /image ] --> Mitch Spinelli is a guy so enthusiastic about his new venture, Acid Rain, you can literally feel his pride and intensity for the product through the shrink-wrap covering each disc. In the Behind the Scenes of most movies you can catch Mitch right there on the set, personally overseeing the operation -- making sure director Dan Dapper doesnt put out one frame of footage not worthy of bearing the Acid Rain logo. So far his hands-on approach to quality control has paid off in spades as I have yet to see a title out of this camp that didnt appeal to the most debased of my debaucherous inner desires. I Digem in Pigtails theme isnt hard to figure; all the performers wear their hair in pigtails and engage in the type of rough sex Ive learned to expect from Acid Rain. Those that dont enjoy a good, hard and intense pounding, slapping and choking had best steer clear.
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