The magus's Movie Reviews with Trailers (15)
Release date: 12/15/2004
Reviewed on: 1/8/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Steve Taylor [I], John West, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Chris Evans, Brandi Lyons, Anthony Hardwood, Alexis Malone, Layla Rivera, Crystal Ray, Sativa Rose, Marie Luv, Holly Wellin, Keri Sable, Trent Soluri, Johnny Fender, Damien Childs, Dylan James
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: I assumed that this title was a compilation of John Leslies various series, but its not. Instead we have a new cameraman, Kevin Moore, filling in, although Leslie is credited with editing, producing and directing. Its an all blowjob movie with the emphasis on swallowing loads. Unfortunately the tedium inherent in such a strict format is not overcome, despite the presence of some super hot babes. Moores camera work is uninspired and misses much of the best deep throat action. He shoots from the back of the girls head too much, and often from too far away. Ninety per cent of the time the girls are squatting, or on their knees, turning constantly to suck on one of three or four dicks offered to her. At least he doesnt shoot into any windows, but I have to admit Leslies name on the title is misleading. It sure doesnt look like a Leslie movie. Of the seven scenes (8 girls) my favorite one features Marie Luv, the most bodacious black chick in many a blue moon. She goes the extra inch in the tonsil massaging sweepstakes, and sheds many tears of cock gagging joy.
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Release date: 12/18/2004
Reviewed on: 1/8/2005
Studio: Lethal Hardcore
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Starring: Mr. Marcus, Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Barbara Summer, Deja Daire, Holly Wellin, Allie Sin, Kelly Wells
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Review brief: Director Stoney Curtis has long ago given up the fast cars and cheerleader outfits of his signature series, Hot Bods and Tailpipes and Fast Times At Deep Crack High. Nowadays he is satisfied with standard girl-on-a-bed/couch stuff. This series is themed to big black dicks destroying tight white pussies and assholes. No more multiple girls either, this is all one on one couplings. Barbara Summers, a blonde busty Euro-babe, belies her anal tightness while fucking her ass with a dildo. Her gapes are huge, though Stoney never gets a close enough look-see. Barbara gapes to even greater effect in reverse cowgirl, and cleans Sledgehammers monster dick with zest. He delivers a disappointingly meager load to Barbaras mug. Allie Sin is a young cutie, but her many tattoos are more interesting than her personality. She performs all the required deeds, except anal, and I almost warmed up to her during the POV blowjob, with her eyes wide open. Unfortunately, her eyes are as bland as her personality. Someone needs to liven this babe up. Deja Daire is definitely the star of this title.
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Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 12/31/2004
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Jada Fire, Jada, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Sascha, Luci Thai, Audrey Hollander, Melissa Lauren, Otto Bauer, Makayla Cox, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: Audrey Hollander is locked in a cage, legs chained to the bars, wearing a red latex straight-jacket. With her legs spread, we spot a dildo in her pussy, and two butt plugs in her asshole. I feel compelled to warn that Audrey is a rough, er, intense sex performer, and those offended by such shenanigans should avoid this movie. But Audrey seems really into the style, here, and in other movies. In the BTS, where she is drop dead cute, she is asked what her greatest ambition is. She replies, To please men. I think she means it. At any rate she gives a magnificent demonstration of those feelings in this incredible scene. Im not going to reveal all the delightful twists and turns (there is some double anal), but I will give up a snapshot of the ending. She gets anally pounded in piledriver, both pussy and ass gaping to strike up the band.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 12/29/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: Chris Charming, Jassie, Sascha, Jean Val Jean, Marie Luv, Harmony Rose, Ava Ramon, Tory Freeland, Carie Sable, Keri Sable, Tory Lane
Directed by: Sammy Sixx
Review brief: Keri Sable (billed here as Carie) teases us in a flower garden to a background of some New Age music. Slowly disrobes to show off her perky tits. Sitting down, she opens her pussy lips, fingering it lovingly, and gives a classic come hither look. We are ensconced in eye candy land. In this niche of porn, dudes come out of the bushes, but no one talks to each other, outside of the ubiquitous fuck me harder. Keri is doing anal now, so there is something nostalgic and innocent and incomplete about these pre-anal scenes. Thin girls like Keri, and Taylor Rain, look particularly good doing the backdoor boogie, but why am I dwelling on it? She aint doing it here. Well have to settle for her sensual cock sucking abilities, and the way her pussy gapes while in doggy. She has never dodged the jizz, and she doesnt here, although the cockdude provides a meager load. Back in the garden, Harmony emerges in a soft violet outfit. Her hairdo is a disaster, making her look like a checkout girl at K-Mart.
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Release date: 12/27/2004
Reviewed on: 12/27/2004
Studio: Diabolic
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Starring: Kat, Lauren Phoenix, Isabel, Sandra Romain, Katin, Trina Michaels
Review brief: Katin skipping down the walk in a ridiculous costume. She is a born performer, and tells us she will perform double anal for the first time. Some silliness with a tiny dildo. Anal and DP begin, more silliness about strawberries crunching in her ass. Katin says her mom is a surgeon specializing in reconstructing assholes that have fallen inside out. This story ends any possibility of the DA having any erotic power. Lots of double anal, rimming, and non-stop silliness continue at a frantic pace. Sandra Romain, in a candlelit alcove, says she had a strict Romainian childhood and remains a virgin. She then gets double analed and DPd for what seems like forever, all the while looking into the camera and proclaiming her virginity. Again a frantically paced scene. Brian Surewood has a pet ass. Describes the caring and feeding of the pet ass. There is a bare ass sticking in the air that he fondles through the silliness. Any of her fans will recognize it as belonging to Lauren Phoenix. Feed me the cock meat the pet ass demands.
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Release date: 11/17/2004
Reviewed on: 12/26/2004
Studio: Doghouse Digital
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Starring: Billy Banks, Bishop, Lauren Phoenix, Missy Monroe, Bianca Pureheart, Madison Monroe, Lain Oi, Miles Malone, Jean-Claude Batiste, Ace, Slimm Dawg, Stacy Thorn, Maximus
Directed by: Bobby Manila
Review brief: This title has an A1 cast and a Z1 director/cameraman. In lovely Madison Monroe's scene with two black dudes, he can be heard throughout the scene with "There you go. Fuck that pussy" Continuously. Why would he want that annoying shit to intrude on the action? Perhaps the key to the mystery occurs in the other, nastier, Monroe (Missy) scene. Missy is so into the fucking, she has to stop while her pussy shudders in pleasure. The director, Bobby Manila is his name, ruins the moment by shouting out "This is the real shit! Only on a Bobby Manila set!" I've seen it before, dude, its all Missy, you've got nothing to do with it. Check the ego at the door, and let us enjoy the girls. Each scene ends lamely with the girls spitting the cum into a glass, and then, for some reason, water is added to the concoction before the starlet gulps it down. To be fair, Lauren Phoenix is also around, and her and Missy may be worth catching, even in the worst of videos.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 12/20/2004
Studio: Kick Ass
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Starring: Pascal White, Steve Perry, Alicia Rhodes, Karina Clarke, Sammi White, Mario Pininfarina
Directed by: Steve Perry
Review brief: Ben Dover has been MIA in the USA since VCA dropped him. This Kick Ass vid features 4 complete scenes plus a bonus. They offer a long version billed as 3 hours and 40 minutes! And a short version, which I assume cuts way down on Ben's long setups. I went for the complete as the setups are often the best parts. Ben looks older, but still has his trademark sense of humor. Pascal, the Belgium Bonker, is around, looking even more like the emaciated bastard son of Marty Feldman. The guy can pound the pussy, though. Another longtime pal, Super Mario, shows up as a cameraman in one scene, and jumps in for some DP action. Ben goes for wide girthed, big assed, plain looking babes who coo with joy at his worshipful treatment. The MO is to lure shy, shall I or shant I, girls, and watch them evolve into anal sluts by the end of the scene. Sometimes it works, sometimes its a bore. The only girl I can recommend is Anna in scene 2, a long-legged, dark skinned Parisian doll, who works in London as a lap dancer. She goes the miracle mile to anal nirvana, often flashing a killer smile.
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Release date: 11/1/2004
Reviewed on: 12/18/2004
Studio: Diabolic
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Starring: Page Turner, Roxy Jezel, Leah Luv, Chanel Chavez, Dillan Lauren, Delilah Strong, Paige Turner
Directed by: Chico Wang
Review brief: Delilah Strong is a hooker, proud of it, and with each pop shot to her pretty face, its ke-ching, ke-ching. Its all about the money. No fuckee, suckee in this short opener, just blast after blast to the happy whores noggin. Roxy Jezel learned how to rid her teen acne by taking the schoolboys behind the bike shed and let them spunk all over face. The English cutie takes on two guys, one a Jamaican dude with difficulty following directions. Nevertheless some hot DP action, ATMs and a facial spunkfest. Roxy always delivers. Even while taking a pee, she gags on another dick to get some more nutritious protein. Leah Luv is the most adorable newbie since Kitty. Chico tells her that spunk to the face will make her look 10 years younger. "What, I'm going to look like I'm 2?" she cleverly, and quite rightly, responds. She's got braces she thinks are rusting,and some eager dudes provide the creamy lubrication for our smiling sex kitten. Paige Turner is from Utah, 19 years old, compelled to fuck on film to get back at her crazy, religious, psycho, controlling mother.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 12/3/2004
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: John Strong, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Emily DaVinci, Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn, Patricia Petite
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: Emily da Vinci is a French-Canadian button-nosed pixie who loves anal, and has just realized she loves "the DP" as well. And boy does she get DPd. In every imaginable position, with a smile on her face. The finale may need a *spoiler* attached, as after the two cocksman hose down our cutie pies face, Emily demands more cum. Suddenly cocks appear out of nowhere spewing massive loads onto Emily's eager face. The pause button is mandatory here, and at the end of each scene, for those who appreciate the glazed face fetish. Sativa Rose is a dark haired, dark eyed vision of desire. She also has one tight pussy, and Manuel has to use all his skills to just enter her gooey tunnel. He compensates by eating her out, and finger fucking her with fury. At one point Sativa lets out a silky squirt. No anal here, but I enjoyed the sight of Sativa's quivering, orgasmic body writhing in extasy. Her man juice glazing wins top prize. Patricia Petite is dressed in a lime green top, short plaid skirt, and ripped fishnets. Some funky fingernails add to the allure.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 6/19/2003
Studio: Max World
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Review brief: Drew Allen has been through Max's demanding program a few times before, and although she appears in some distress while licking a flaming banana on the boxcover, I am happy to report she survives Max's twisted shenanigans with her sense of humor seemingly intact. Drew was much thinner in her previous porn incarnation and Max urges her to lose the excess poundage with some deep throat fist pounding. He spares his U.S. audience the consequences, as well as the peeing and other forms of fisting, but the abrupt cuts and the soaking wet clothing leave no doubt as to what was missed. Drew somehow smiles throughout, and even I had to chuckle when Max makes her telephone her boyfriend back in Louisiana, and and she tries to carry on a normal conversation with him, while Max is pounding her asshole and gagging her throat. Her face is truly a liquid smeared sight to behold by scenes end.
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Release date: 2/26/2003
Reviewed on: 6/11/2003
Studio: Ninn Worx
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Starring: Charlie, Shayla LaVeaux, Nikita Denise, Nick Manning, Anthony Hardwood, Michelle Michaels
Review brief: Our mission statement is to search for quality no matter what country road, dark alley or superhighway through Pornoland we have to travel. No genre ghettos for us (me and my shlonger). The cover of this movie features Michelle Michaels, a pouty, short haired blonde with sexy blue-green eyes and a look that pierces deep in my heart. I swear I could have dropped a load right in the porn store just looking at her picture if I wasn't familiar with the local laws. This is an all-sex movie but on the eye candy side. Michelle is in every scene and she tends to masturbate alot. She likes the finger pounding technique and shes a master. She quite a good pussylicker, cocksucker and all-around determined and enthusiastic fuck toy as well. She is photographed beautifully, in sexy outfits, lots of eye contact with the camera, on gorgeous sets. She doesn't do anal but I don't care. Sometimes beauty trumps all. Ethan Kane directed, Chris Hall does the spectacular film-look photography and Loren Alexander the very effective mellow music.
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Release date: 5/8/2003
Reviewed on: 6/10/2003
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: Honey, Frank Gun, Jay Ashley, Nacho Vidal, Mark Wood, Sophie Evans, Flick Shagwell, Toni Ribas, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Ashley Blue, Kelli Tyler, Tristan Seagal
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: Director Dannie Cass undoubtedly watched a whole pile of EA and RLD titles, and studied well, because this is a first class all-sex video on a par with some of Jules Jordan stuff. There is alot of good tease, and the girls are dressed in colorful sexy outfits. The emphasis is on cream pies, but even if you have not acquired a taste for the cum dripping out of a well-fucked snatch fetish, you have plenty of hot, nasty sex preceding it. The opening scene is best with a volcanic duo, Ashley Blue and Nacho Vidal. Nacho twists Ashley into all kinds of pretzel shapes while pounding her relentlessly. Ashley looks great, her pussy now totally bald, and her intensity level at the top of the charts. The scene never turns excessively rough but it is full of surprises. It is great to see such a good one-on-one sex scene in which the performers have a chance to get into each other. Ashley Long does both DPP and DAP for the circus act crowd.
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Release date: 5/29/2003
Reviewed on: 6/7/2003
Studio: Kick Ass
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Jay Ashley, Jessica Darlin, Lee Stone, Trevor Zen, Ander Page, Renee Pornero, Stefany Mays, Boo Dilicious, Talon
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: This is definitely the hey day of the girl next door type in porn. Healthy fresh faces, real tits, naturally enthusiastic attitudes rule the roost. And the Grrl Power series showcases these attributes better than most. In Volume 15 we have two outstanding examples of the type. Ander Page must fuck the bail bondsman to get her boyfriend out of jail, and her reverse cowgirl should nourish the wood of the limpest of dicks. Save the Viagra for another day! Her natural tits bouncing,long hair flowing, long trim legs spread wide open, and a face to kill Iraqis for. Boo fucks a record producer to get a contract, and this slim, perky breasted cutie is a joy to behold in all positions, shes positively boo-delicious!! Jessica Darling also delivers the goods including anal and some ATMs. Renee Pornero has to withstand the onslaught of Lee Stone's crooked cock, and the behind the scenes stuff show it wasn't easy. The setups, as always, consist of the stars reading letters from girls in some sort of distress, and responding with advice.
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Release date: 5/19/2003
Reviewed on: 6/7/2003
Studio: Mayhem
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Starring: Julian, Kitty, Mr. Pete, Trent, Brett Rockman, Ashley Blue, Frazer, Brooke Ballentyne, Jessica Dee, Jenni Loveitt, Tony Sexton, Judy Star
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove
Review brief: The title of this movie should really be Bait and Switch. Kitty, a small, no-tit Asian girl, who may be the youngest looking girl ever in porn, is on the cover. But aside from her, the other girls are far past their jail bait years, a couple ridiculously so. The credits unfold against a backdrop of lollipops floating through the sky, while we listen to some 10 yr old giggling noises. The first scene begins with Ashley and Kitty acting like 10 yr olds, giggling and tickling and acting stupid. Brooke Balyntyne also begins her scene in this manner, and along with an awful childish hairdo, looks unattractive to me for the first time. Skeeter introduces Ashley, Judy and Brooke as being 18 although none are. When asked her age in the interview section, Judy says she is 21. I suppose one could argue that it is just a fantasy being exploited. I find it off-putting, if not dishonest. Especially since the other two girls don't even remotely look like teeners. Jessica Dee, from the Czech Republic, has been around awhile as just Jessica.
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Release date: 5/5/2003
Reviewed on: 6/2/2003
Studio: Wicked
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Ian Daniels, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Flick Shagwell, Aria, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Writer-Director Brad Armstrong attempts an intimate Vivid-like modern relationship Angst movie. Sydney Steele stars as a college student who marries her much older Professor, Mike Horner, who has a grown son, played by Armstrong, living in the house. But the old professor can't keep his hands off the young coeds and the marraige deteriorates. The son turns out to be as sensitive and kind as the old man is cold and heartless. You may be able to predict the outcome. Steele is a pretty good actress, at her best playfully teasing Armstrong while he tries to talk to his girlfriend. Horner, the dependable pro, gets to fuck Flick Shagwell, who doesn't seem particularly interested. Steele gives Armstrong a fine kitchen blowjob while hubby dawdles in another room, but their penultimate coupling lacks heat. The hottest sex in the movie is supplied by the Sydney/Asia Carrera living room couch pussy-licking fest broken up by the untimely return of stepson Armstrong.
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