Bait (Mayhem) Review

Reviewed by The magus  on  6/7/2003

The title of this movie should really be Bait and Switch. Kitty, a small, no-tit Asian girl, who may be the youngest looking girl ever in porn, is on the cover. But aside from her, the other girls are far past their jail bait years, a couple ridiculously so.

The credits unfold against a backdrop of lollipops floating through the sky, while we listen to some 10 yr old giggling noises. The first scene begins with Ashley and Kitty acting like 10 yr olds, giggling and tickling and acting stupid. Brooke Balyntyne also begins her scene in this manner, and along with an awful childish hairdo, looks unattractive to me for the first time.

Skeeter introduces Ashley, Judy and Brooke as being 18 although none are. When asked her age in the interview section, Judy says she is 21.

I suppose one could argue that it is just a fantasy being exploited. I find it off-putting, if not dishonest. Especially since the other two girls don't even remotely look like teeners. Jessica Dee, from the Czech Republic, has been around awhile as just Jessica. Jenni Loveitt, from England, looks to be in the 25-30 range. Nothing wrong with that, but they make unconvincing jailbait.

The sex is full of the standard girl-on-a-bed-or-couch, gagging, gurgling, taking it up the butt, ATMs and the like, and if that's all you want, you won't be disappointed. One may get a perverse thrill watching Kitty doing the nasty stuff. Trent blows his load in Ashley's ass and Kitty gets underneath to grab the butt droppings in her mouth. She misses the bulk of the juice, but then sticks her tongue into Ashley's gaping hole and greedily laps up the remaining goo before depositing it in Ashley's mouth.

As is so often the case with porn, the extras are more interesting than the movie. There are a bunch of entertaining interviews. Judy Star admits to being a confirmed lesbian, who only fucks guys on camera, is not remotely attracted to them sexually. She tries to do the best possible in every scene, but some guys are reluctant to work with her because of it. I wonder if sometimes we are getting too much information, and if it will diminish her future wankablity factor, which has always been high on my chart.