Lost Angels: Michelle Michaels Review

Reviewed by The magus  on  6/11/2003

Our mission statement is to search for quality no matter what country road, dark alley or superhighway through Pornoland we have to travel. No genre ghettos for us (me and my shlonger).

The cover of this movie features Michelle Michaels, a pouty, short haired blonde with sexy blue-green eyes and a look that pierces deep in my heart. I swear I could have dropped a load right in the porn store just looking at her picture if I wasn't familiar with the local laws.

This is an all-sex movie but on the eye candy side. Michelle is in every scene and she tends to masturbate alot. She likes the finger pounding technique and shes a master.

She quite a good pussylicker, cocksucker and all-around determined and enthusiastic fuck toy as well. She is photographed beautifully, in sexy outfits, lots of eye contact with the camera, on gorgeous sets. She doesn't do anal but I don't care. Sometimes beauty trumps all.

Ethan Kane directed, Chris Hall does the spectacular film-look photography and Loren Alexander the very effective mellow music. At a couple of points I thought I was listening to Annie Lennox, its that good.

Michelle does a threeway with Shayla Leveuax in a diner, where she's dressed in a suit and a man's hat. She has a pussy fest with Nikita Denise wrapped around a motorcycle. She does Nick Manning in the opening scene, and some muscular Euro dude in the scorching finale, but its her scene with Charlie that really wakes up the wood.

Michelle and Charlie, who has the greatest smile in Porn, are dressed up in Prom gowns outside a fifties style drive-in eatery. But the pussies are the only thing being eaten here in a g/g scene good enough to send home to mom.

The film plays at a slightly slower speed than usual and there are no moans or talking from the actors except at some carefully chosen moments, to great effect. This may put some viewers off but hang in there for the full ride. I don't think you will be disappointed.

Its the best porn I have seen this year.

And also hang in there for the very long interview with Michelle in the special features section. She reveals many facets of her personality, confessing that she has come to hate men because they are always fucking her over, and she loves girls so she can do the same thing to them.

In a more tender moment, she says she would fuck one of her fans if he was "like dying" and it wouldn't matter what he looked like. It almost makes me wish that the end was near.