Saki's Movie Reviews (181 - page 8)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/2/2000
Studio: Empire
Starring: Shay Sweet, Leanni Lei, Katie Gold
Review brief: Every Man's Fetish: 18 & Barely Legal (1999) Studio: Leisure Time/Empire Directed by: Vamp Starring: Teri Star, De'Lia, Cheyenne, Shay Sweet, Leanni Lei, Katie Gold, Ian Daniels, Dave Hardman, John West, Alex Metro, Chris Cannon, and Chuck Martino Running Time: 2:04, not including the replayed footage at the end DVD Features: 20-picture photo gallery Plot Synopsis: No plot, this is a gonzo video. Pretty unrealistic setups with about a minute or two of small talk before the hardcore starts. I'm paraphrasing here, but this is one of the plots: Sitting by the pool, "What do you want to do?" "I don't know." "Have you ever tried anal sex?" "No." "Do you want to, right now?" "Okay." There go the clothes... General Comments: I could spend all day pointing out the problems with this feature. Aside from the "there's no way in hell that could happen" setups, the dialogue makes the women sound not just naive, but decidely underage. Same thing with the pigtails, braids, and shaved pussies--it makes them look downright illegal.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/28/1999
Studio: VCA
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Julian, Kyle Stone, Kylie Ireland, Chloe, Chris Cannon, Tina Tyler, Eric Bishop, Elizabeth X.
Review brief: Mis-Spelled (1999) Studio VCA Genre Couples Feature Director Wesley Emerson Starring Kylie Ireland, Chloe, Tina Tyler, Alexandra Silk, Elizabeth X, Julian, Eric Bishop, Chris Cannon, and Kyle Stone Running Time 1:41 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Animated menus; full-motion chapter selection menu; full motion biography pages with jump-to-scene feature; 20-picture photo gallery; and trailers for Timeless, Still Insatiable, and Peepers Typical Watchers Those who like Chloe, Kylie, or Tina Typical Haters Condom haters or raincoaters (even though there's quite a bit of anal here) Replay Value Medium Themes Girl-girl, toys, anal Condoms Yes, used for intercourse If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy Spellbound Note: This is a slightly revised version of the review that was originally written in 1999. Plot Synopsis: Kylie Ireland and Chloe play young, immature witches under the tutelage of Tina Tyler. Kylie and Chloe spend the entire movie trying to c
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/27/1999
Studio: Vivid
Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Inari Vachs, Sky
Directed by: Dyanna Lauren
Review brief: Dyanna Presents Vivid's Virtual Vixens (1999) Studio: Vivid Directed by: Dyanna Lauren Starring: Inari Vachs, Sky, and Dyanna Lauren Running Time: I don't know--the cover says 240 minutes, but that's counting both the interactive content and bonus side (and even then I think that 240 minutes is stretching it) Format: Dual Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Additional clips of Dyanna's sex scenes, photo gallery, full motion video menus, bloopers & outtakes, intro and closing words from Dyanna, multiple angles, bonus side B (4 trailers and lots of short clips from other Vivid features) Plot Synopsis: There is no plot since this is a virtual sex DVD. Basically you get to choose between two girls, either Sky or Inari, then you pick the scenario they are in, and finally the sex act or position they engage in. The scenarios are: Inari: "Luv Boat" (washing a boat in the driveway--solo), "Sexy Scrubbin'" (cleaning the bathroom shower--solo), and "Hot & Nasty" (the boy-girl sex).
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/27/1999
Studio: Metro
Starring: Asia Carrera, Sindee Coxx, Kaitlyn Ashley, Ruby, Peter North, Alex Sanders, Steve Drake, Anna Malle, Sean Rider, Dawn Burning, Nadia Moore, Gina LaMarca, Nadia
Directed by: Greg Steele, Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Breeders (1996) Studio Metro / Cal Vista Genre Feature Directors Brad Armstrong and Greg Steel Starring Gina LaMarca, Ruby, Dawn Burning, Asia Carrera, Nadia, Sindee Coxx, Kaitlyn Ashley, Anna Malle, Steve Drake, Sean Rider, Alex Sanders, Peter North, and Jon Severini Running Time 1:17 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Photo gallery, biographies, 20 trailers and full-motion chapter selection menu Typical Watchers Fans of Gina LeMarca, Asia Carerra, Peter North or Brad Armstrong Typical Haters Raincoaters and people who don't like B-movie quality features Replay Value Medium Themes Post-apocalyptic theme, cum play, facials, anal, outdoor sex Condoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy Euphoria Note: This is a slightly revised version of the review that was originally written in 1999. Plot Synopsis: The year is 2012 and the world has been devastated by a nuclear war. The survivors fall into two tribes: the Population and the Breeders. The Population
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/7/1999
Studio: Metro
Starring: Lene Hefner, Brooke Lane, Devin Wolf, Helena, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Nikie St. Gilles, Kevin James, Antonio Valentino, Drew Reese, Jon Severini
Directed by: Philip Mond
Review brief: Zazel: The Scent of LoveStudio: Metro/Cal Vista FilmsDirected by: Philip MondStarring: Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Brooke Lane, Lene Hefner, Nikie St. Gilles, Helena, Antonio Valentino, Kevin James, Drew Reese, Devin, and JonRunning Time: 2:05Format: Single Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Spanish language track (!), photo gallery, biographies, 5 trailers, Zazel "theatrical" trailerPlot Synopsis: Zazel (Sasha Vinni) is an artist trying to develop the world's most stimulating perfume. A series of 10 vignettes, each beautifully and erotically filmed, explore her imagination as she searches out elements for the perfume. Each of these sequences are named: Blue Siren, Wild Orchid, Bird of Paradise, Tiger in the Jungle, Three Musketeers, Precious Flowers, Angels, Old B&W Movie, Rhinestone Mermaid, and The Devil.Flowers are a major theme in this film, exploring the erotic ties that flowers possess (a la Robert Mapplethorpe).
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/7/1999
Studio: Sunshine
Starring: Shane, Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts
Review brief: Seymore Butts in ParadiseStudio: Sunshine/Factory Home VideoDirected by: Seymore ButtsStarring: Shane, Nina, Devon Shire, Ron Jeremy, Paree, and Seymore Butts Running Time: 1:48Format: Single Sided, Single LayerDVD Features: Full motion chapter indexPlot Synopsis: If you don't know who Seymore Butts is, he's probably the most famous gonzo producers ever.He shoots 95 of his video from a first-person perspective, and he does it quite well (no "Blair Witch Project" shaking camera shots and no unwatchable camera angles).Over the years, Seymore has had three on-camera significant others: Shane, Taylor Hayes, and Alisha Klass. Shane was the first, and arguably the best--I think any guy would be in heaven to have such a sex-positive girlfriend! She and Seymore had a falling out a few years back, and since then she's become a successful producer with a few of her own video series.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/7/1999
Studio: Metro
Starring: Tom Byron, Misty Rain, Chaz Vincent, Joey Silvera, Buck Adams, Draghixa, Brittany O'Connell, Nicole London, Jasper, Samantha York, Cosmo, Pamela Dee, JD Ferguson
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Directed by Fred J. Lincoln Starring: Misty Rain, Draghixa, Jasper, Brit O'Connell, Chaz Vincent, Nicole London, Samantha York, Pamala Dee, And Cosmo, Buck Adams, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, and JD Ferguson Running Time: 1:27 Format: Dual Sided, Single Layer (feature on side A, previews on side B) DVD Features: Full motion chapter index, photo gallery, biographies, 30 trailers Plot Synopsis: I'm summarizing the synopsis from the back of the case since it has more of a developed plot than the video itself does. :) Basically, Draghixa, a gorgeous French brunette with a killer body, is in an American S&M sex club and is picked up by an aging Buck Adams. After a great sex scene with this wealthy Dirty Old Man (who likes to be called "Uncle Bob"), she's left to wander his mansion, witnessing a stairway encounter between step-siblings (hence the "Taboo" tie-in). She's befriended by the housekeeper (Misty Rain) whom she proceeds to have sex with. The video ends with her return to the sex club and the obligatory orgy scene.
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