Endorphin's Movie Reviews (285 - page 12)
Release date: 10/23/2000
Reviewed on: 12/14/2000
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Peter North, April, Misty, Erik Everhard, Isabella, Sophie Evans, Nichole, Craven Moorehead, Toni Ribas
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: Starring:Tera Patrick, Kelsey Heart,Sophie Evans, Misty, Isabella Camille, April Flowers, Nichole, Peter North, Craven Moorehead, Erik Everhard, Tony Ribas Pros:Tera Patrick(gorgeous, ain't she?), April and Sophie taking control(or at least fighting for it), Isabella in black lingerie, "Nichole, you're looking a little bit wet there", introduction helps you easily identify the chicks Cons: some ass to mouth stuff(Hey lady! Do you know where that thing was?), fast forward techniques(Hey! I have the Panasonic A120, baby! If I wanted to do that I'd do it on my own), directing wasn't all that good, one chick that I didn't care for Memorable quote: "Lick it like it's the last pussy on earth"(I said 'memorable', not 'good') Features: 5 trailers and things that shouldn't be considered trailers. The set up of this DVD is very much like the Pick Up Lines series:mini-plots, nice houses, lesser known actresses, Peter North. Tera/Eric Tera walks down a spiral staircase. Good shot, cause she is gorgeous.
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Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 11/29/2000
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: John Decker, Anna Malle, Nina Hartley, Hank Armstrong
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: Pros: Educational porn, Anna Malle's legs Cons: poor sound takes away from the educational factor, only two chicks, bad choice of shots Juvenile remark: She said "rectum"! I admire educational porn and try to stay open to the fact that it it will not meet the intensity and variety of other porn. But, I found myself rather dissappointed with this one. The DVD starts out being educational but that does not consume enough time to make it worth while. So, mini-orgy footage is shown to make it more worth your while. Educational part: The educational part is pieced together. There is a scene where Nina Hartley fingers Anna Malle's ass and of course let us know what we need to know about penetrating asses--"The anus never lies". The audio is not well balanced. If you set the volume so that you can hear what is being said you will wake the neighbors once Anna starts to moan. Although, it was nice seeing Anna wiggle around on fingers. Another scene is just with Nina and some diagrams outside.
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Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 11/28/2000
Studio: Caballero
Review brief: Pros: Angel, Ginger Lynn, one of my all time favorite sex scenes where Angel masturbates while she watches Ginger Lynn have sex Cons: Audio/Video is horrid, no features worth mentioning, plot is horrid, necrophlia-like sex scene, gives the impression that a woman makes up her mind to have sex with you only after she has your dick in her mouth, sacreligious Captivated by: Angel(she is so attractive and innocent looking), Ginger Lynn(gotta love those hips) Plot: Angel is taken away from her boarding school by Ginger Lynn. She watches Ginger have sex then is taken to a whorehouse where she watches sex. Then she is auctioned off. She escapes and runs into a couple of police officers who take her home for sex. Then she is chased by a flasher who forces her to have sex. Then she is dead and has sex with an undertaker. Then she wakes up and has lesbian sex in a stationwagon while the Village People(YMCA) watch outside and masturbate onto the window. Really bad points: 1. Sex with the undertaker starts out as if she were dead.
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Release date: 8/25/2000
Reviewed on: 11/28/2000
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Felecia, Jade, Cheyenne Silver, Chandler, Melody Love, Charmaine, Delaney Daniels, Sydnee Steele, Elizabeth X.
Review brief: Starring: Felecia, Alexandra Silk, Sydnee Steele, Chandler, Cheyenne Silver, Melody Love, Jade, Elizabeth X, Delaney Daniels, Charmaine Pros: good looking chicks having good fun, video sometimes make you feel like an intimate part of the fun, scenes in different locales(no motel room feeling), girls don't always take their clothes off right away so you get a feeling of anti......cipation Cons: would have liked to have seen all of the girls get together at once, not much in features, bad video for the first few scene(but I think I was just sent a defective copy), sound is a little bit spotty Captivated by: Alexandra Silk, Chandler, Felecia Chicks I wanted to skip: 0 Must see moment: Chandler, post orgasm. She has a totally dumbfounded look on her face. I guess she had a good time. 4 Finger club pairs off girls and has them help one another join the club. Rules of Membership? They must take in 4 fingers and cum from them.
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Release date: 9/12/2000
Reviewed on: 11/15/2000
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Eric Price, Lexington Steele, Jewel De'Nyle, Nacho Vidal, Chris Charming, Tasha Hunter, Karina, Mariah Wind, Karinna
Directed by: Scott Taylor
Review brief: Pros: 3 of the chicks seem to be having a really good time, pleated skirts, Jewel's wicked machine- gun hip action Cons: spitting, one chick looks like she is about to cry, sex scenes sometimes start with sex already in progress. Starring: Tasha Hunter, Jewel De'Nyle, Karina, Mariah Wind, Eric Price, Chris Charming, Nacho Vidal, Lexington Steel The cover of this DVD boasts "the Nastiest, Most Intensely Erotic Sex Scene Ever Filmed!". Of course, a claim like that usually requires some backing up. When I think of "nastiest" I expect 30 college girls swinging from chandaliers, the cameraman getting dizzy from trying to cpature way too much action. When I think "erotic" I think of slower paced action like something you would expect from Red Shoe Diaries, Zazel, or Night Trips. Does this DVD match my expectations? No. But none-the-less I did enjoy it. The first three scenes start with a chick pseudo- masturbating with music and blah blah blah in the background.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000
Studio: Sinthetic
Starring: Shawnee, Kalani, Miki Lee, Kanako, Kaoru
Review brief: Pros: Asian Chicks, the chicks all had attractive qualities and they all look quite different so you have some variety Cons: are these people trying not to wake the neighbors?, do they think we will be fooled if they change the color of the back drop?, lackluster production effort In a word: Yawn I must confess from time to time I have a thing for Asian chicks(may have something to do with all those Godzilla movies I watched as a kid), but that probably does not make me an expert on Asian porn. So some of the things I found to be boring may be what other people want to see. Mainly, the chicks in this movie were way too recessive. The whole time through the DVD I thought they were trying not to wake the neighbors. Don't get me wrong, most of them would probably be good in bed, but there is a difference between good in bed and good on screen. At least one of the scenes gave the impression of intimacy between the two partners, but it wasn't incredibly exciting to watch.
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Release date: 9/16/2000
Reviewed on: 10/20/2000
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Ed Powers, Mimi Miyagi, Shane, Tabatha Cash, Bonita, Kayla, Kami Boh, Cecelia
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Starring: Kayla, Cecelia, Kami Boh Pros: Kayla captivated me, Ed Powers made me feel good about my body Cons: Where do I start?....Oh! I know..Ed Powers. I really don't need to add to this. First off: Do not buy this DVD. Stop the madness. How did this ever get to 100? You may see the trailer and think it looks good, but every good moment was in the trailer. You may think you will get to see Shane(and we all know she is so adorable), but only for about a minute. For those of you not familiar with the series, here is the gist I get from it. Ed Powers initiates girls into the world of porn(sorry honeys). The first girl was Kayla and from moment one I was captivated by her(I can be a sucker for the Asians). She masturbates for the camera(in a cheap motel room). And she looks sooooo good, although not highly animated(but that is OK. Did I mention she looks soooo good?) But here is where the test begins. Imagine...your tongue is dropping to the floor, your eyes are focused and captivated.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/14/2000
Studio: Sinthetic
Starring: Dee [II] (classic female), Rebecca Lord, Avalon, Tara
Review brief: Starring: Dee, Rebecca Lord, Jessica Darlin, Avalon, Olivia del Rio, Coralie, Tara Foster, Suzi, and two more Pros: chicks masturbating, good loooking girls Cons: features? what features?, no identification of which girl you are watching, music will put ya to sleep, dubbed orgasms This DVD is probably improperly titled. To me, PURE MASTURBATIONS would make me feel that the DVD was filled with masturbation scenes so raw that you would think it was happening in your room. Not so. Of course you do get to see women masurbate. And I would say that I do find 9 of the 10 girls to be attractive. But, each scene is overrun by the music. One song is a clear rip off of Santana and others would make a really good sedative(I am so turned on....Im getting sleepy). Imagine a porno with Kenny G or that song from Arthur(something about a moon in New York City). Also, the womens orgasms are clearly dubbed and that is distracting. Cum on folks. Im not asking for much. I wanna hear them breathe. I wanna hear them moan.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/14/2000
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Emily Jewel, Sindee Coxx, Leanna Heart, Mila, Alyssa Allure, Temptress, Liza Harper, Johnni Black, Alexandra Nice, Nici Sterling, Bobbi Bliss, Randi Storm, Heather Hornay, Dakota Skye
Review brief: Starring: Alexandra Silk, Johnni Black, Nici Sterling, Mila, Temptress, Liza Harper , Alexandra Nice, Alyssa Allure, Leanna Heart, Randi Storm, Bobbi Bliss, Dakota, Emily Jewel, Cindy Coxx, Heather Hornay Pros: fantasy driven, sloppy blowjobs, variety, sound good enough that you can hear her breathe and slurp, doesnt Alexandra Nice have a damn fine body?, never have to worry about seeing a guys face Cons: features? what features?, a woman oinking like a pig, a woman saying fuck every other word, some weak cum shots I remember watching one of the Blow Job Fantasies movies and thinking, this is a good idea, I just do not find myself attracted to many of the women in the DVD. Well, Shut Up and Blow Me has solved that problem. First off, thankfully the title is not quite appropriate. The women do talk. And what they do say really keeps the circulation going. They tell you how much they loooove to suck your cock. How they have been waiting all day for the opportunity to suck on your cock.
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Release date: 6/11/2000
Reviewed on: 10/7/2000
Studio: Pleasure
Starring: Bunny Bleu, Shayla LaVeaux, Megan [I] (ambiguous), Alice Harvey
Directed by: T.H. Royal
Review brief: Starring: Shayla LaVeaux, Megan, Alice Harvey, Bunny Bleau Pros: chicks masturbating, good, long performances by the chicks, slow undressing (which gives that ever so great feeling of anticipationthat you frequently don't get in porn) Cons: VCR tracking lines(yes I am reviewing a DVD), terrible sound, terrible music, deceptive cover In a word: rip-off (or is that 2 words) This DVD features four women masturbating. Each woman has a solo segment about 15-20 minutes long. So, the premise is good for a start. The women work hard to please. Not only do they masturbate, but they also talk to the camera and create the fantasy that they are masturbating for you and love that you are watching. This is good. However, the production job is a travesty. It is hard and sometimes nearly impossible to hear what they are saying. And of course the music is too loud.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/17/2000
Studio: Vivid
Starring: Emily Jewel, Liza Harper, Janine Lindemulder, Corinne Williams, Racquel Darrian, Derek Lane
Directed by: Cleo Edwards
Review brief: Pros--Raquel Darrian, Raquel Darrian's Ass, Racquel Darrian MASTURBATING!, Janine, good directing, an over-all sexy feel to it (Did I mention Racquel Darrian masturbating) Cons--Seeing an older guy beeing whipped by a dominatrix (Wash my eyes!! They're burning!!!), a guy wearing a strap-on on his face, Racquel Darrian's boyfriend (nothing worse than being reminded that there is someone who gets to have sex with Racquel exclusively, and I'm not him) (I'll stop whining now) The PlotJanines man is cheating on her, with a chick from a dominatrix type place. Janine picks up Racquel. Man learns lesson by being allowed to have a sexual experience with Janine, Racquel, Corinne Williams and some other guy. To tell you the truth. I skip over plots. In a word--seductive During the opening credits we see Racquel. Slow shots of different parts of her body. Very sexy and setting the style of the movie. I like movies that are raw, but I also really like movies that are directed in a music video style. This movie is the latter.
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